"If you don't do collision detection and physical simulation, other bugs will easily appear."
Bai Miao seemed to understand a little bit what Bai Lan meant.
But she has never seen a game like this, nor a game like this.
Is this really possible?
"Even in the game, there will be things like stepping on the left foot and flying up with the right foot, half of the person is inside the house, and half of the butt is outside the house. There may even be multiple jumps on the vertical plane wall to jump directly to On the roof.”
Bai Miao listed some classic game bugs.
But as she continued to list them, she seemed to feel that something was wrong.
These bugs have appeared in some more classic games, causing temporary dissatisfaction among players.
Later, the game company quickly corrected these bugs.
That's because many of these bugs appear in competitive games, which will affect the fairness of the game to a certain extent.
But what is their "Goat Simulator"?
Single player game.
Abstract game.
Why do I always feel that these settings seem to have a strange sense of fit in "Goat Simulator".
"yes!"
Bai Lan clapped her hands and looked at Bai Miao with a teachable look.
"This is what we want. The more of these effects, the better!"
"As long as it's not a bug that makes players unable to move or leave the map, we want them all!"
Bai Lan was very proud.
"Are you sure we are really making a game and not making bugs?"
Bai Miao complained feebly.
She now knew what the game she was about to do was about.
No wonder Bai Lan said it was an abstract game.
She didn't know whether it was abstract or not, but she knew that she was about to go crazy.
"Old woman, I think you really don't understand."
"Is this a bug? This is a game feature! This is a game mechanism!"
"Do you understand?"
Bai Lan raised his head and didn't see Bai Miao's face that had darkened after hearing the old woman's words or his hands that were about to move.
"Buy bugs and get free games. If we have more games in the future, we will have to develop a special area for this type of games."
"Are you really going to make a lot of this crap?"
Bai Miao finally couldn't help but complain.
"It's not this type. I'm talking about bug games. I plan to call that section the Ubisoft section. Don't think that bugs are all bad. We call this an anti-counterfeiting measure. By then, our section will be the only one on the market. There’s something about this style of game.”
"When players get started and play, eh, bug?"
"I understand, this must be produced by the Ubisoft section of Blank Studio."
"How do you know you are playing a game from the Ubisoft section of our blank studio if there are no bugs?"
Bai Miao was speechless.
Bai Lan's thinking is really strange.
She really wanted to open Bai Lan's Tianling Cap with her bare hands and see if her head was already filled with coke.
Shake it, not only water will come out, but also bubbles.
"If this kind of game really becomes popular, I will doubt my life."
Bai Miao said this, but he honestly sat down at the computer desk and began to try to do things.
"I will tell you a little more about what the game is about. You can do it first. When I finish writing the project, I will synchronize it to the shared space. You can go down and model it. The main content of this game is all in your place. Come on, we are the chosen workers."
Bai Lan began to describe the requirements and write a plan in the document.
While saying to Bai Miao.
"The protagonist goat in our Goat Simulator is invincible, so there is no need to set any death scenes or anything like that. Instead, you have to pay attention to its modeling. The torso and limbs can move separately, and its tongue can also move. of."
"You know how toads and frogs move their tongues, right?"
"Just design it. Our goat's tongue can have several effects.
"For example, with poking, you can suddenly extend your tongue and poke it out like a gun to knock people away."
"For example, licking. For this, you have to make a relatively standard dog licking animation, and then add some water stain effects. The more perverted it looks, the better."
If there was Jojo in this world, Bai Lan would definitely show the scene of Jojo licking his tongue as an example to Bai Miao.
"The other thing is stickiness. A goat's tongue can stick to passers-by or some movable small and medium-sized objects. You just need to make it feel like it can be thrown like a meteor hammer."
"In addition to these important effects in modeling, in map and building settings, you don't need to do collision detection, but you need to do triggering effects."
"Our little goat can use its horns to perform a small dashing action."
"Collision can destroy furniture, damage the environment, and can also detonate a car if it hits it. If there is a tanker on the roadside, or if it reaches a gas station, it can use its horns to hit it, and it can also trigger a big explosion instantly. .”
Bai Lan vividly described the scene that she found so exciting.
"You remember that when the time comes, the feeling of explosive flying must be more effective. You don't have to strictly follow the parabola. You just need to create the feeling of flying and falling."
"You can even make it fly as high as possible for the first time. The highlight is a Wuhu takeoff."
...
Bai Miaosheng listened helplessly to Bai Lan's description.
She now knew exactly what game she was playing.
She now doubts Bai Lan's mental state.
Although this game sounds like she has an inexplicable and insane pleasure, but isn't this really because she has been contaminated by Bai Lan's spirit?
The spirit is transmitted.
Nerves are contagious.
Mainly, the goat image portrayed by Bai Lan is really too perverted.
Is this really still a goat?
Isn't this some kind of super perverted immortality?
Bai Lan finished describing the entire game in an emotional tone, then looked at Bai Miao who was a little dull and raised his eyebrows.
"How about it, Dabai, get it or not?"
Bai Miao sighed and nodded.
"It's a get, but it's not a special get."
"I really don't understand how you came up with the idea of making a game like this."
"But you are the boss of the studio, so just do it."
Bai Miao watched helplessly as Bai Lan wrote the project plan in high spirits.
She was about to start modeling as well.
But he glanced down at the goat pillow on his lap.
goat......
Stick out your tongue...
Licking...water stains...
Hey!
Bai Miao quickly threw her goat pillow onto the sofa in the living room. She never liked goats anymore.
In other words, at least during the time she was working on "Goat Simulator", she would definitely not want to touch the goat pillow again.
This guy Bai Lan...
It’s so bad!
Why doesn't she make a "Simulated Panda"! Why would you use my goat to make such a perverted thing!
