On Saturday afternoon, Kami-sama, who had stayed up all night and caught up on his sleep in broad daylight, was awakened by the ringing of his cell phone.
"Hello?"
The sleepy Hu Jingkun reached out from his bed and answered the phone.
"Hello Mr. Hu, this is the mobile customer service..."
Hu Jingkun didn't wait for the other person to finish speaking, immediately hung up the phone, retreated into bed and continued to sleep.
The action of answering the phone caused all the heater in the bed to escape. Feeling a little cold, God reached out and dragged Bai Lu, who was squatting on the bedside, into the bed.
"Eh? Lord God, the cat still has to perform a vigilance mission!"
Kittygirl said in a panic.
When the god is sleeping or not at home, she is responsible for supervising the other world so that she can notify the god as soon as possible if something happens.
"It's safe over there. Let's help God warm the bed first..."
Hu Jingkun, who had only slept for a few hours, yawned and said lazily.
The body temperature of cats is much higher than that of humans. Holding Bailu in winter is like holding a small stove. It is warm and very suitable for warming the bed.
"oh……"
Bai Lu had a flat mouth and did not dare to resist God. She could only lie down on the quilt and act as a Maomao brand hot water bottle.
But at this time, the mobile phone rang again, waking up the god who was about to fall asleep again.
"No financial management, no insurance, I have a house and a car, and no intention of taking out a loan!"
Hu Jingkun answered the phone a little irritably, and then started to squawk.
"Ah? Stinky brother, are you sleepy?"
On the other end of the phone, the voice of Zhubi's sister Hu Jiujiu came.
Hu Jingkun was awake now.
He took the phone into the bed and asked dully.
"Jiujiu, are you here so early?"
He was planning to move today, so he called Hu Jiujiu to come over to help in the evening.
But last night I suddenly had to rescue Platycodon. Not only did I have to take leave from work, but I also stayed up until the morning to lie down and catch up on my sleep. It was a very decadent life.
"Smelly brother, it's almost 6 o'clock. Are you a pig? You haven't gotten up yet!"
Hu Jiujiu on the other end, hearing Hu Jingkun's voice, knew that his brother had just woken up and was a little speechless.
"Uh...then Jiujiu, wait a minute, I'll go downstairs and open the door."
Hu Jingkun looked at his phone and found that it was indeed six o'clock in the evening. He could only sigh and get up.
Why can't a person's day be 48 hours long? Then we can sleep for 24 hours!
Suddenly having dangerous thoughts, Lord Kami got up out of bed, put on his shoes and prepared to go out.
While turning the door handle, he suddenly thought of something, turned off the game monitor, then turned back to Bai Lu and said:
"Bai Lu, if someone is going to come in later, remember to keep your cat form and don't reveal your secrets!"
Hu Jiujiu is a big-mouthed sister, and she is also a fun-loving person who likes to play pranks. It’s better not to tell her about cat girls and other worlds.
"Yes, Cat got it!"
Bai Lu emerged from the quilt, straightened her chest, and made a weird salute gesture with her cat's paws.
"you……"
Hu Jingkun pursed his lips and was a little curious about where the kitty girl learned this weird posture. However, he thought that Hu Jiujiu was downstairs and couldn't keep her waiting, so he put his doubts to the back of his mind.
"Smelly brother, did you stay up all night playing games again last night?"
Hu Jingkun, who yawned repeatedly, went downstairs and opened the door, and heard his sister complaining.
"Yeah, don't imitate your good-for-nothing brother, study hard and be a good boy."
Hu Jingkun shrugged and reached out to touch Hu Jiujiu's head, but she rolled her eyes and opened her hand.
"You're already in your twenties, and you're still touching your head."
"...Well, indeed, she is an old girl in her late twenties."
Hu Jingkun rubbed his hands and replied angrily.
He just subconsciously mistook his sister for Bai Lu and wanted to touch her head, but was rejected.
Therefore, the obedient cat girl is really a bad civilization. In just a few days, she distorted the living habits of the god, and she was like a succubus cat!
On the way upstairs, Hu Jiujiu kept complaining.
Last night, Hu Jingkun left his sister at his aunt's house and let her bear the firepower of her relatives alone. He was really a brother in vain!
"... During the Chinese New Year, bro, don't expect me to help you stop your parents from urging you to get married... It's a little kitten!"
It was not until entering the rental house that Hu Jiujiu saw Bai Lu squatting on the bed that her complaints finally stopped.
She rushed forward in two or three steps, wanting to pick up Bai Lu and inhale a wave of cat energy.
But the vigilant little cat girl jumped back decisively when she saw an unknown human rushing toward her, keeping a safe distance.
"Jiujiu, what do you want to do? Don't go to bed!"
Hu Jingkun's words of restraint were ineffective. Hu Jiujiu, who was full of cats and dogs, screamed and jumped on the bed, trying to knock Bai Lu down.
——Then she was punched in the face by Bai Lu's cat, her screams turned into screams, and a conspicuous plum blossom paw print appeared on her cheek.
This was because Bai Lu thought that it would be difficult to see blood in front of the gods, so she put away her claws and only used the fleshy balls of cat claws to face the enemy.
"Brother, when did you raise a cat that's so wild?"
Hu Jiujiu, who was hit by a cat punch and suffered a concussion, covered his face in disbelief.
——My brother didn’t hit me like this, but his cat dared to hit me!
"I picked it up on the roadside. Didn't you see it on Moments a few days ago?"
Hu Jingkun made a perfunctory sound and reached out to grab Hu Jiujiu's collar, preparing to pull the worried sister down.
However, as soon as he exerted force, there was a sound of tearing fabric breaking from the collar of Hu Jiujiu's shirt.
For a moment, both brothers and sisters were silent.
"Brother, we are brothers and sisters, close!"
Hu Jiujiu covered her collar, got off the bed obediently, and said cautiously.
"What are you thinking about? Maybe it's your clothes. The quality is so bad!"
Hu Jingkun knocked Sister Zhubi's head angrily.
After speaking, he moved his palms, felt the strength of the fist, and raised his brows thoughtfully.
He had been too sleepy to pay attention just now, but only then did he realize that his body had changed a lot.
Not only has his strength become stronger, his skin has also become much more delicate, and the large abdominal muscles in his lower abdomen have also split into eight small pieces.
It was the same with the five senses enhancement last time. Changes occurred as soon as I woke up. This time the body's enhancement also made me stronger unconsciously.
"This shouldn't be the case. My clothes were not bought from Pinduoduo..."
Hu Jiujiu touched the back of her neck and said with a puzzled expression.
A large section of her collar was torn, exposing the white back of her neck, which was perfect for being cut with a blade.
"Maybe I encountered a defective product..."
Hu Jingkun's eyes were wandering, and he threw the blame to the merchant, saying that it was himself who was beaten to death.
After fooling Sister Zhubi, he opened the closet, took out a shirt and threw it to Hu Jiujiu.
"Take it and change the damaged clothes."
The clothes were indeed broken. Hu Jiujiu took them obediently and went to the bathroom to change clothes.
But when she finished changing and walked out, her expression became extremely strange.
She stroked the shirt that was obviously a girl's style, lowered her head and smelled the collar, looked at Hu Jingkun who was busy, and asked.
"Brother, do you have a girlfriend?"
"No, women will only affect my game playing, they are not worthy..."
Hu Jingkun was digging under the bed and taking out the express boxes stored underneath to store sundries when preparing to move.
"Provoke, damn otaku..."
Hu Jiujiu responded, the expression on his face was very subtle.
He doesn’t have a girlfriend, but he has women’s clothes at home—could this otaku brother of mine have awakened his inner femme fatale and become a sister?
And a certain food-protecting kitten jumped on the top of the wardrobe and stared at Hu Jiujiu's hand holding the clothes.
——Although it is allowed by the gods, how dare you wear cat clothes!
