[My cat secretly spits in snacks, how should I punish her? 】
A certain god who doesn't like to socialize, for the first time, posted a message on Moments to solicit other people's opinions.
[You run home to play with the cat after not working, right? Come back and work overtime! 】
Just a few seconds later, my colleague Yan Ge left a message below.
Apparently he was working as a salary thief in the company, and he was very successful at making money.
[Smelly brother, you can’t even support yourself, and you still need to raise a cat. Send it to me! 】
These disgusting words were said by Hu Jiujiu, the younger sister of Zayu.
One after another, many people who check Moments 24 hours a day have left messages, but their focus is on the wrong thing - they are all surprised that Hu Jingkun has a cat.
Only Hu Jingkun’s mother gave some valuable advice.
[Shave all its hair]
…
"Hey, there's something to this old lady's suggestion..."
Hu Jingkun gasped when he saw his old mother's suggestion.
He turned his head and glanced at Bai Lu, feeling inexplicably curious - what would a shaved Bai Lu look like?
By the way, when Bailu was in human form, he wore clothes, but after transforming into a cat, his clothes became cat hair?
If I shaved off my cat's fur and returned to human form, would my clothes still be there?
If I transform into a cat without clothes, does the cat have fur?
Hu Jingkun's mind opened up and he began to think about this philosophical issue that is of great research value.
Bai Lu, who was still eating melon seeds, suddenly shivered.
"Lord God, why are you looking at the cat like this?"
Sensing the strange look in Lord Kami's eyes, the somewhat at a loss Kitty Girl stopped her movements, her cat tail swayed in a fawning way, and she asked indifferently.
"No... I just want to ask, how do your civet clan punish kittens that make mistakes?"
Hu Jingkun crossed his arms, looked at Bai Lu up and down with deep meaning, and asked.
If you feed the Lord God second-hand melon seeds, you must teach this little cat girl a lesson!
However, the torture of shaving is a bit immoral, so we should postpone the discussion until later.
So he decided to listen to Bai Lu's answer, and then use the civet tribe's traditional punishment to punish this rebellious little cat girl.
Bai Lu didn't know that her answer would determine her fate later. She tilted her head and thought for a moment before replying:
"If the cats make a mistake, the mother will hang the cat upside down on a tree with a rope and keep spinning it around."
As she spoke, Kitten Girl lifted up the pillow on the bed and gave a simple demonstration.
"Any more?"
Hu Jingkun smacked his lips and asked.
Hanging upside down and rotating seems a bit inhumane, so let's try another one.
"For more serious crimes, they would be spanked with twigs."
Bai Lu covered her cat's butt and said cowardly.
Hu Jingkun raised his eyebrows.
Stir-fried pork with bamboo whip, he was no stranger to this. He ate it every day when he was a child, and it was so spicy that he shed tears.
If you want to punish by spanking...
Hu Jingkun glanced at Bai Lu and recalled the way she had raised her buttocks to let people touch her tail.
Use a stainless steel clothes hanger to hang clothes and slap it on it hard. I'm sure the kitty girl will cry very loudly, right?
It's just that this kind of punishment doesn't feel very sound...
The god, who did not believe in his own strength, looked away guiltily and continued to ask.
"Any more?"
Bai Lu hesitated for a long time, and finally told the civet tribe's most terrifying torture method.
"If an extremely serious mistake is made, the mother will punish the kitten by starving her and denying her food."
"Ah, that's it?"
Hearing this, Hu Jingkun was stunned.
What kind of punishment is starvation? Isn't it too light?
But when he saw Bai Lu's shrinking look, he quickly reacted.
For modern people who are extremely materially rich, it is never difficult to eat enough. No matter how poor they are, they will never lack a bite of food.
Things like being hungry are basically only mentioned in the mouths of grandparents and grandparents.
But for the civets who have been wandering in the black mist world, not having enough food is the norm, and they face the risk of starvation every day.
Because of this, they take starvation as the most severe punishment and make all kittens fear them like wolves and tigers.
Thinking of Bai Lu's previous tragic experience, Hu Jingkun softened.
To Bai Lu and the others, food is an extremely precious thing.
What's the matter with a little saliva? Even if it falls on the ground and is covered with dust, they will not dislike it and eat it without mistake.
"Forget it, I'll spare you this time..."
Hu Jingkun sighed, stretched out his hand to rub Bai Lu's head, and pinched her cat ears as punishment.
"Meow?"
The little cat girl shook her cat tail, a little confused.
But she never refuses the gods.
Since Lord God wanted to touch the cat's ears, she sat down obediently, tilted her upper body, and actively catered to Lord God's palm.
…
After severely "punishing" Bai Lu, Hu Jingkun finally remembered the forgotten Isis.
Isis, who had become a guardian knight, did not go out to work with the team and the kitten.
She knelt in front of the statue in the temple, clasped her hands together, and prayed devoutly.
At this time, a function that was originally exclusive to Liuli also appeared on Isis's head - the small speaker that could communicate directly.
Hu Jingkun nodded tentatively, and Isis's voice immediately came from the speaker.
"Lord God, the cat is Isis, your eternally loyal sword and shield."
Isis's voice is very recognizable, firm, loud and contagious, making people want to surrender after listening to it.
To put it simply, it is the voice of a sassy elder sister.
After continuing Liuli, Bai Lu heard a familiar voice again.
The excited little cat girl waggled her tail into a windmill, extremely excited.
However, she felt that she was a servant and could not interfere with the Lord God's work, so she just listened silently without making a sound.
"Isis, you..."
Hu Jingkun had many questions that he wanted to ask Isis, but he didn't know what to ask, and he got stuck as soon as he started.
However, Isis guessed what he was thinking, took the initiative to answer, and asked softly.
"Lord God, do you want to know the information here?"
Isis has been staying in the temple, waiting for the god to contact her.
It turns out that her guess was right.
"Well... tell me everything you know."
Hu Jingkun touched his nose, and a subtle thought came to his mind - the considerate cat mother seemed to be pretty good...
Isis did not guess what the god was thinking this time.
Her rustling voice sounded, and she seriously popularized information about the other world for Hu Jingkun...
"The world where cats live was once home to a large number of intelligent races, with developed magical civilizations, and many great gods walking high in the sky.
Hundreds of years ago, a mysterious black mist emerged from the depths of the earth, sweeping across the earth, covering the sky, and devouring countless lives.
In the following hundreds of years, under the never-ending offensive of the black mist, all civilizations were destroyed, leaving only a handful of survivors wandering around.
The cats, the civet family, are a race created by Grace, the Mother of Night, with her own flesh and blood.
The original civet was born in the distant city of dawn, Aslan. It was the last bastion of the intelligent race, but it has now fallen. "
Isis spoke out all the information she had in one breath, almost without pausing.
Fortunately, her speech was clear and coherent, so that it was not incomprehensible.
"Grace, the Mother of Night, is she a god?"
Hu Jingkun frowned.
He had heard from Bai Lu that the civets were a created race.
But what I didn't expect was that the Civet Clan was actually created from someone's flesh and blood.
If Isis hadn't lied, how strong would this person have been to be able to do such a thing.
“Grace, the Mother of Night, is an ancient god who has existed for more than ten thousand years.
After the fall of Aslan, the City of Dawn, she lost almost all her followers and was forced into an eternal sleep. "
Isis did not hide anything, and also told the truth about the fact that Grace, the Mother of Night, was the faith of the Civet Clan.
Yes, Hu Jingkun is actually a yellow-haired god who fights for love!
The purpose of creating the civet clan by Grace, the Mother of Night, was to gain a group of believers who could survive in the black mist.
But before the experiment was completed, Aslan, the city of dawn, fell, and the civets also escaped from the laboratory in chaos.
What happened next was very simple.
The civet tribe wandered into the black forest and settled here, only to be attacked by the black tide.
At the critical moment, Hu Jingkun used a mechanical deity to save the civet tribe from fire and water. He also defeated Grace, the mother of the night, and took away all her kitten followers.
"Ahem, is there such a thing?"
A certain cat god whistled guiltily.
He had no malicious intent to steal faith. It was obvious that the civet tribe was impressed by his unparalleled power and took the initiative to convert to the cat god's faith.
You must know that what he hates most is the tauren. He is an extremely staunch pure love sect and will never take the initiative to bully others!
right! He's right, it's all the fault of the civets who don't have strong faith!
