Someone once said that if you catch a cicada, you catch the whole summer.
Now that Bai Lu had caught a little beast, he handed it to the god like a treasure, his face full of seriousness.
Kitten Girl has never seen this kind of ancient species that has survived on Blue Star for more than 300 million years.
In the Black Mist World, small insects were basically extinct, so when she saw this little Qiang hiding behind the water heater to escape the winter, she thought it was something terrible for a moment.
But Hu Jingkun knew what it was - a southern specialty, Lao Guang's characteristic cuteness.
The god who was slapped in the face by Xiao Qiang leaned back hard and tried his best to stay away from Bai Lu's hand.
Xiao Qiang, who had woken up from hibernation, struggled hard in Bai Lu's hands, trying to get free.
Who knows, family members, he is greedy for the temperature of the bathroom water heater, and inexplicably ends up being captured by the evil cat lady and used as a toy.
"Are you also a pig? Come back and take a shower. Make sure your hands are clean!"
After pulling away, Hu Jingkun scolded angrily.
As he spoke, he took out a tissue, wrapped the Xiaoqiang in Bai Lu's hand, crushed it and threw it into the trash can.
Bai Lu hurriedly ran out to offer the treasure. She hadn't finished taking a bath yet, and her whole body was shrouded in smoke.
In the diffuse steam, the kitten girl's pink skin exudes a thrilling charm, which makes people appetite.
Hu Jingkun took one look and couldn't move his eyes away, but Bai Lu tilted her head without knowing it, showing off her slender body calmly.
Fortunately, at the critical moment, the voice from the mobile phone awakened the god who almost went crazy.
"Brother! What are you doing? Why did I hear a girl's voice!"
"Ah...well, I'm playing a game, a love development game, what's all the fuss about!"
Hu Jingkun, who woke up, looked away awkwardly and randomly found an excuse to deal with his sister.
He hurriedly picked up the blanket on the bed, wrapped the naked kitten girl up, and pushed her into the bathroom.
"Don't run out without clothes again!"
Hu Jingkun stood outside the bathroom door, facing Bai Lu behind the frosted glass door, gritting his teeth and giving orders.
After finishing all this, he quickly returned to the computer and picked up his phone.
"Brother, don't be an otaku. Playing this kind of game in the middle of the night is useless..."
Hu Jiujiu, who was on the opposite side, chattered that she hated iron.
You think so.
My elder brother has a crappy job and doesn’t get off work until 10 o’clock every day. He likes to stay in a rental house and play games on weekends. There are almost no people of the opposite sex in his social circle.
Such a otaku got a girlfriend quietly and even lived together... It was impossible no matter how he thought about it.
Sister Jiujiu, who believes in science, really thought that her brother was playing an 18R love-building game in the middle of the night, so she was very sad.
"Yes, yes, you are right..."
Hu Jingkun was happy that his sister misunderstood him and responded in an extremely perfunctory manner.
After rambling here and there about the fact that there was a cat girl at home, Hu Jingkun explained the reason why he asked his sister if she was free on the weekend.
——He wants to find his sister to help him move.
Yes, it’s such a simple and unpretentious reason.
As for taking my sister out for a meal and buying her some gifts after moving, it's just a matter of course. It's not like pampering her or worrying about her.
"彳庍口巴..."
Hu Jiujiu felt a little unhappy when she heard that the reason was such a boring one and that the appointment was on an ordinary Saturday instead of Christmas Eve on Sunday.
The two of them didn't chat for long after that. Hu Jiujiu hung up the phone amid the urging from her roommate, "My beloved, come to my bed."
After a moment, the phone vibrated. It was a message from Hu Jiujiu.
[Brother Zhubi, you deserve to be single! 】
"Yes, yes, I deserve to be single."
Hu Jingkun responded with a dog-like expression and breathed a sigh of relief.
His sister is a gossip, she likes to inquire about all kinds of information, and she uses it to blackmail Hu Jingkun at every turn.
"Brother, you don't want your parents to know about playing games in an Internet cafe, right?"
"Brother, you don't want your relatives to know about the serialization of the novel online, right?"
"Brother, you don't want to either..."
Ever since Hu Jiujiu became sensible, he has often been manipulated by this stinky sister using such words.
God knows why Hu Jiujiu is so well-informed. He even knows everything about his crush on the female classmate from the next class in high school.
She also revealed the secret to her parents, causing him to be whipped with a bamboo whip and stir-fried meat. She tearfully wrote a promise not to fall in love while studying.
If Hu Jiujiu finds out about Bai Lu, the two elders in the family will know about Hu Jingkun and the girl living together tomorrow.
"Akun, Jiujiu said you have a girlfriend. When will you bring her back to see her?"
If the second elder in the family says this, how should he respond?
Taking Bai Lu back, let’s not talk about whether the unscientific existence of the cat lady will collapse the world view of the two elders. Bai Lu’s lack of common sense is not suitable for meeting people.
If he doesn't take him back, he will definitely be scolded by his two elders in turn, saying that our Hu family doesn't have an unfilial son like you who plays with girls' feelings.
Besides, Bai Lu is stupid and has the same mind as a child of several years old. He probably doesn’t understand these things at all!
"Hu Jingkun, Hu Jingkun, it's illegal to fuck the mentally retarded!"
Hu Jingkun pressed his temples and banged his forehead on the table to warn himself not to fall.
When Bai was exposed, this was what he saw.
After taking a bath, the little cat girl put on a set of loose home clothes. She tilted her head in confusion, not understanding what the god was doing when she hit the table.
But she has one advantage - even if she doesn't understand, she won't interfere with the gods.
Bailu Maomao stood up on tiptoes furtively, climbed onto the bed secretly, and prepared to get under the quilt.
Hu Jingkun, whose senses were enhanced, noticed the sound behind him and turned around.
He stared at the little cat girl who lifted up the quilt, and his eyes became evil.
"Bai Lu!"
"Um?"
Bai Lu held up the quilt and was about to get in when she heard the words and raised her head blankly.
"You need to have your hair clean before you go to bed!"
Hu Jingkun glared at Bai Lu.
Bai Lu's hair was wet and still dripping. If she lay in bed, she wouldn't be able to sleep tonight!
And it was the same last night. After taking a bath, Kitty Girl lay down without drying her hair, and she wasn't afraid of catching a cold or rheumatism!
"oh oh……"
Bai Lu nodded obediently.
After speaking, she shook her head vigorously, sending the water droplets attached to her hair flying everywhere.
"Are you stupid? How can anyone dry their hair like this!"
Hu Jingkun angrily ordered Bailu to stop.
The little cat girl blinked blankly, and said in a very shameless manner:
"But this is what cats are like?"
The civets are cats. Even if they become cat ladies, they still cannot get rid of many cat habits.
Maybe other experienced cat ladies will be more adaptable to the living habits of human form.
But Bai Lu, who has only been an adult for a few days, still tends to live like a cat for the time being.
"You... forget it, come here."
The somewhat helpless God waved to the innocent-looking kitten girl and motioned for her to come over.
"After taking a shower, wipe your hair with a towel. When it's half dry, blow it with a hair dryer..."
Hu Jingkun was like a mother, educating the confused little cat girl carefully.
However, when he wiped the water off Bai Lu's hair and started the hair dryer to dry it, the sound of the hair dryer startled Bai Lu.
How does a cat react when it is scared?
The answer is a scratch of the paw.
The off-brand hair dryer that had been with Hu Jingkun for more than three years was slapped by Bai Lu and flew out. It hit the wall hard and shattered to pieces.
Hu Jingkun glanced at the hair dryer with half of the handle left in his hand, then at the pile of irreparable parts in the corner, and twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Bai Lu, turn into a cat!"
"yes……"
Knowing that she was in trouble again, Bai Lu turned into a black cat with a sad face and was rubbed in every possible way by the god.
Kitty Girl has a long way to go if she wants to adapt to life in modern society...
