Chapter 381: You scream when you pull your nose?

Style: Historical Author: Wake baby upWords: 2445Update Time: 24/02/20 09:54:01
"woo woo woo woo……"

"Besides, besides, besides..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"Little Plum."

"Hey, the slave is here."

"What are your orders, Queen Mother?"

"Listen, what is that noise outside?"

"It's quite noisy!"

"Queen Mother, I will go take a look right now."



"Your Majesty, I understand. This is the railway built by Thirteen Gege and others."

"The sound just now was the sound made by the train."

"Oh, from the train?"

"The sound is really loud. This train has to eat a lot of grass, right?"

"Go back to the Queen Mother. Listening to this noise, you must have eaten a lot."

"Little Lizi, go ask someone to bring the train in to the Ai family so that the Ai family can take a look."

"Come on, I'll do it now."

Xiao Lizi ran out again and happened to meet Zhang Haisheng, one of the people in charge of building the railway.

"Master Zhang just said that the Queen Mother asked you to bring the train into the palace and show it to her."

"Ah, Eunuch Li, this...this..."

"What the hell, I asked you to bring the train into the palace. Why is there so much nonsense?"

"Eunuch Li, it's not that you are a villain, but look at this train. There are ten train boxes here. How can you get it in?"

"How many people do it take to get in?"

Little Plum took a closer look at the train. He didn't know what to look at, but he was shocked when he saw it.

It’s such a big train, no wonder it’s so loud.

"Master Zhang, this train is so big, how much grass does he need to eat, and how long can he control it?"

"How big of a house can this train take?"

"Eunuch Li is joking, this train doesn't eat grass, it only eats coal."

"Oh, is that the black stone?"

"That's really strange. The train doesn't eat grass, it eats rocks."

"Since I can't get it in, I will go back and report to the Queen Mother."

"Thank you, Eunuch Li."

"Queen Mother, this train can't enter the palace. The head is too big."

"To get into the palace, the palace door must be dismantled."

"Oh, this train frame is quite small."

"Since it can't get in, the Ai family will go out and take a look."

"Showing the train station."

"Hey, let's go to the train station."

Soon there were sixteen eunuchs carrying a luxurious sedan waiting for Cixi.

There were dozens of maids accompanying him to serve him.

A group of people came out of the palace gate in a mighty manner.

"Xiao Lizi, why don't you see Thirteen?"

"Your Majesty, didn't Thirteen Princesses go to the arsenal? She said she was going to help Lin Yizhong set up a workers' school."

"Oh, this Ai family supports her."

"She seems to have told me, look at my memory, oh, I'm getting old, I'm getting old."

"Your Majesty, you are not old, not at all. You are still young. Standing together with Thirteen Gege is like a pair of sisters."

"Hahahaha, you are the only one with a sweet mouth."

"The Queen Mother also went to see the train just now. It's quite strange that this train doesn't eat grass."

"Oh, what does it eat if it doesn't eat grass?"

"It eats black rocks, which are coal."

"This foreigner is just capable of doing such weird things."

Zhang Haisheng had already received the message from Li Lianying, and he had already prepared the reception.

"Welcome to the Queen Mother. She is a thousand years old."

"Oh, you are Zhang Haisheng, right?"

"I heard from Thirteen Princesses about you, saying that you are very knowledgeable about trains. I didn't expect you to actually create such a big thing."

"Your Majesty, Wei Chen mainly studied train-related knowledge abroad. It is Wei Chen's honor to be able to participate in the construction of the first train in the Qing Dynasty when he returns to China."

"Okay, so young and so knowledgeable."

"Zhang Haisheng, the Ai family heard the sound of the train when they were in the palace. How can this iron lump still scream?"

"Go back to the Queen Mother, this train can indeed whistle. It will whistle when you play the flute."

"Huh? You scream when you pull your nose?"

After speaking, Cixi pulled her nose with her hand.

After pulling, there was no movement from the train.

Cixi thought to herself:

Hey, this train doesn’t even call?

Are you not giving the Ai family face?

Forget it, give you a chance.

Cixi pulled her nose again.

Zhang Haisheng didn't see it the previous time, but he saw it this time.

"Zhang Haisheng, did you lie to me?"

"I pooped my nose, why didn't he scream?"

"Ah, Queen Mother, this... it's not that you pull the nose and the train screams."

"Oh, let me hear it."

"嗻."

"Woooooooo..."

"Hey, this sound is really harsh."

"Let him move and let me see!"

"this."

Zhang Haisheng gave an order and the train started to move slowly.

"Woooooooo..."

"Besides, besides, besides, besides..."

"Stop, stop, Xiao Lizi, ask him to get out."

"嗻."

When Zhang Haisheng heard that the train was asked to move back, he looked embarrassed, but Lafayette had given the order and he had to listen.

Zhang Haisheng immediately asked the train to return.

"I'll go up and sit."

"嗻."

"Come on, is Zhang Haisheng's train wrong?"

"What's wrong with the Queen Mother?"

"Shouldn't all this train be used to paint dragons and phoenixes on the Ai family?"

"The facilities inside must be the best for the Ai family. Three carriages are reserved for the Ai family and can only be used by the Ai family."

"I also need to arrange some more antique jades on top."

"All the people in these cars are wearing my Qing Dynasty clothes."

"嗻."

Cixi slowly walked onto the carriage and saw someone on top of the carriage.

"Zhang Haisheng, why are there other people on this train? There is no pattern at all."

"Let them all get off the train. They can only get on if the Ai family gets on. The Ai family must be the first to get on the train."

Zhang Haisheng felt that the first request was okay, but this request was a bit funny.

"Besides, there can't be men on this train, and the driver must be a eunuch."

"ah?"

Zhang Haisheng felt even more ridiculous.

The train driver was a foreigner. After hearing Cixi's words, he immediately covered his crotch with his hand.

The driver thought to himself, I am just a train driver, driving trains honestly to make money, but you old witch wants to kill me.

It is impossible, absolutely impossible for me to have no descendants.

Xiao Lizi looked at the foreign driver and saw that he was also in trouble.

But it’s impossible not to do it.

Little Plum had an idea and asked the train driver to change into eunuch clothes.

He just changed his clothes and said good things to Ci Xi.

Cixi knew that this foreigner was not easy to mess with, so forget it, let's leave it at that.

After Cixi sat down, the train started to move slowly.

She was eating and looking at the scenery outside.

The train was moving very fast, and she suddenly felt something flying past.

"Little Plum."

"The slave is here."

"Ask the train to go back so I can see what it was."

"嗻."

Zhang Haisheng was speechless towards Cixi.

These are some requirements.

With no other choice, Zhang Haisheng had no choice but to order the train to move backwards.

Soon Cixi actually saw a crow.

"Hey, what a bad luck. Let's go and move on."

"嗻."

"Soon Cixi actually fell asleep in the car. She also dreamed of some of Aisin Gioro's ancestors, including his husband and son."

"They are all blaming Cixi, why is it so noisy to build the railway? Shengjing is the land of dragon veins, this is the dragon vein."

Cixi was so frightened that she suddenly woke up.

"Go back to the palace, go back to the palace, go back to the palace immediately!"

"嗻!"