To be honest, who wouldn’t want to watch the battle between the demon kings in the [Spirit Cleansing] realm?
This is an eye-opening opportunity!
It is also possible to solve some doubts and learn some tips on practice by observing the duels between strong men.
In addition to Niu Bi, who is still drunk and sleeping, Hu Xiaoyue and Niu Deheng are also eager to try.
But Meow looked at us and said.
"Xiao Wu and this chicken demon... Oh no, the hawk demon Madoka, right? You two should come together. The rest of my friends can continue shopping on their own."
Obviously, this was a polite rejection of Hu Xiaoyue and Niu Deheng.
Maybe in the eyes of the two uncles, they just met each other and are not that familiar yet. Except for me, who is their close nephew, Xiao Yuan is also connected to my soul as a family fairy, and the rest of them are still separated by a layer of relationship. Uncle Meow has no intention of letting them see Uncle Sun being beaten up in embarrassment, right?
The fat guy Niu Deheng didn't understand yet, but Hu Xiaoyue was very smart in interpersonal relationships, so she immediately said with a smile.
"Okay, okay, then dear master, you and King Meow and the others can go. Erniu and I will continue to visit the ghost market. Let's go, Erniu, and put Daniu on your back."
As a result, Niu Deheng could only carry Niu Bi, who was snoring loudly, and was pulled away by Hu Xiaoyue.
Meow Er chuckled and said meaningfully.
"Xiao Wu, you are a good maid. You are good-looking, smart and sensible."
My heart suddenly skipped a beat.
He quickly shook his head and hands wildly, like a rattle.
"Uncle Meow, you misunderstood! It's not what you think. Xiaoyue is just too naughty and always makes jokes. She is my partner, not a slave. Mainly, she practiced evil cultivation techniques at first, so..."
I talked as I walked and explained Hu Xiaoyue's situation, for fear that the two big black cats wouldn't believe it. That’s trouble!
After all, they have a close relationship with my master, so if they have some bad stereotypes about me in their minds. In the future, when I think the time is right and pursue Master, there will be another obstacle...
All said and done, the two uncles finally believed it.
I felt a little relieved.
Fortunately, Madoka, this stupid bird, didn't make a fuss, she's a good bird this time!
"Wu Xiaozi, ten big wild fish."
A mean voice sounded in my mind.
What?
I was confused.
Madoka smiled obscenely.
"You're pretending to be stupid, Mr. Wu! When you were explaining Hu Xiaoyue's situation to the two big cats just now, I didn't fan the flames or add to the chaos. Don't you want to thank me?"
"Damn it! I thought you stupid bird had finally become a good bird, but you didn't expect you to be waiting for me here."
I was shocked.
I've never been afraid to speculate on Madoka's most sinister nature, but I didn't want to, and I didn't expect it to be so despicable!
"Hey, if you don't agree to it, I will tell the two big cats that you are lying, and Hu Xiaoyue will be your personal maid. Hmm, when the time comes, when you have bad thoughts about your master's bad woman, take a look What will these two big cats do?”
I quickly gave in.
"Yes, yes! Master Yuan, Master Yuan! You're so generous. I'll find a way to get you ten wild catfish when I get back."
"That's pretty much it. Mr. Wu, are you going to be eaten to death by me? Wow!"
Madoka let out her signature cheeky laugh.
The two of us are communicating spiritually here, and neither Meow nor Meow knows about it. The two of them were probably seriously discussing how to beat up Sun Wukong later.
Soon, we passed through the [Free Stall Area] and [Fixed Stall Area] and approached the shop area.
As a result, he saw a large group of monks walking out in twos and threes with depressed expressions. Many of them were still talking to each other.
"What's going on today? Master Sun's paper shop closed an hour early. I didn't even buy anything! It's over. I don't dare to open the door for business recently."
"Who says it's not the case? Those who accept commissions from wealthy businessmen, and those with high prices, really want to catch ghosts and eliminate demons. Without the talisman to cast spells, it's useless."
"Not to mention making money, without the talismans, my normal practice will have to stop. I can't try new talismans."
"Haha, who told you that you always like to come to the Talisman Paper Shop and queue up when the Tougui Market is about to close? It happens every time. There must be something wrong."
"Hey, you can't blame us. According to the rules, the restaurant closes in an hour! Who knew Master Sun would close the restaurant early?"
"You still dare to talk to Master Sun about the rules? Do you think the beating you received last time was not enough?"
"Brother Liu, you remember wrongly. Last time, he made a loud noise and disrupted the order of the queue because he complained about the bad number plate 2B. In the end, it was not him who was beaten by the talisman servant, but me, Wang Xinren."
"...Ah, yes, yes, I remembered. It was indeed you, Wang Xinren, who was beaten to the point of crying by Master Sun's talisman servant, not Zhang Xiu."
"I'm convinced! Do you even have to fight over who gets the beating? This Wang Xinren is simply the best of the weird."
Listening to their noise, I felt a little speechless.
These people are obviously casual cultivators of the talisman lineage, and most of their spellcasting requires talisman paper. I don’t know how to make it myself, and I don’t have a sect to support me with a regular supply, so I can only come to the ghost market to buy it every month.
If you don't buy it and you happen to have no inventory, it will really be a headache.
This is also where [Fu Lu Monk] is more troublesome than [Alchemy Monk]...
Of course, the advantage is that the magic methods of the Fu Lu sect are varied and endless. After all, the talisman incantation itself is ever-changing, and different incantations can bring different effects.
The methods of [Alchemy Monk] are much more monotonous and simple. Apart from conventional attacks and defenses, there are very few other spell types.
They all have their own merits.
After all, nothing in this world is perfect.
I looked at the two big cats beside me and said.
"Uncle Meow, Uncle Meow, Uncle Sun, his shop has been closed, now we..."
Meow was so angry that his beard twitched.
"Damn it! This guy must be afraid of being beaten by me and my second son, so he closed the store early and ran away."
Meow Er was so angry that his ears twitched.
"The stinky monkey is so shameless. He probably went to hide with the old bald man! The old bald man never likes fighting, and he usually tries to persuade us not to fight all the time. He will definitely protect the stinky monkey."
I:"……"
To be honest, I never expected that Uncle Sun would run away in advance!
But in fact, we can't rely entirely on him. Knowing that it's a one-sided beating, naturally the Thirty-six Strategy is the best strategy. If I were Sun Wukong, I would probably slip away.
Anyway, we are all old friends for more than a hundred years. We know each other well, so there is no shame in giving in.
Now that Sun Wukong has run away to hide in the ghost market [The Order Holder], then Madoka and I will not be able to see this battle between the demon kings in the [Spirit Cleansing Realm] for the time being. I feel a little disappointed!
But at the same time, he was still happy for Uncle Sun, who had escaped a beating - even if it was only temporary.
Meow and Meow lost their temper for a while, but there was nothing they could do.
I find it funny and think that the three of them are really bad friends. They are obviously close friends and close friends, but they always want to "bully" each other.
Isn't this just like me and Madoka?
Looking at the time, the ghost market is about to close, and it’s almost time for us to leave.
So I said goodbye to Meow Meow and Meow Meow.
Meow asked me to wait for a while, then lowered his head and rummaged through the thick and long soft hair on his belly with his two paws. He quickly took out a mobile phone.
I:"……"
The cat got his cell phone stuck in the fur on his belly!
It’s pretty cute when you think about it!
At least, it's better than Madoka, a stupid fat bird who stuffs all kinds of gadgets into his mouth. Although because of the magic, when you need to use it, it will be clean after taking it out of your mouth, without any saliva or anything. But it’s still a bit jarring to think about.
Miaoda said to me as he shrunk his body a little so that it would be easier to fiddle with the phone with his cat paws.
"Xiao Wu, you are currently studying in Shanghai University, and you don't have time to come back to Chongqing. You must come to this Eling ghost market very rarely. Join Uncle's QQ, and chat online often. Occasionally Also video.”
"Brother is right. If you have other things, you can also chat online. When eldest brother and I are not at work, we still often go online."
Meow Er did the same thing. He took out a mobile phone from the thick and long soft cat hair on his belly, and clicked on the mobile QQ software to ask me to add friends.
Although we are already in the age of science and technology, practicing beings will naturally keep pace with the times. But when I looked at the two [Spirit Cleansing Realm] cat demon kings, I took out my mobile phone and added me as a QQ friend. I'm still very shocked!
At least Sun Wukong never added me on QQ!
No wonder there is a classic saying on the Internet: across the network cable, you never know whether it is a person or a dog on the other side.
But if you think about it carefully, Madoka, a silly fat bird, has already started surfing the Internet, going to forums to chat with others, playing online games, listening to music and watching videos...it seems normal.
Miaoda looked at my shocked expression and snorted.
"Smelly monkey doesn't know how to surf the Internet, right? That idiot. Obviously apes are the creatures closest to humans, but they have cultivated to the level of demon kings and still don't keep up with the times. These days, you can't use a mobile phone or surf the Internet. What an idiot. ah."
Madoka opened her mouth, took out a mobile phone from her mouth, and showed off proudly.
"Mao Mao, I'm so good at games! I'm super strong in all kinds of games. "Fantasy Westward Journey", "QQ Hall", "Hot Blooded Jianghu", "Audition"... Oh, by the way, and the most awesome "" "World of Warcraft". Let's play together online then?"
Although Nyauda was a little unhappy with Madoka calling him "Cat Cat", he still nodded.
Meow Er also answered the conversation while tinkering with his cell phone.
"Yes! When we can leave Eling Ghost Market, we will bring a mobile phone back to Mr. Xiong. I just don't know if there is a signal in the mountain. Now, Xiao Wu, this is my QQ number. You can add it as you see, 2333 ****…”
So, after Xiao Yuan and I added the QQ accounts of the two uncles, we also left our mobile phone numbers, and then we said goodbye reluctantly.
If you don’t leave quickly, Eling Ghost Market will close!
Under normal circumstances, it would be tragic if a guest was accidentally locked up in the ghost market.
According to regulations, tourists who are stranded in the ghost market due to their own reasons need to pay a fine of RMB 200,000 or equivalent in materials per day.
This may not sound like much, but be aware that this is a daily penalty!
And the ghost market... only opens once every ten days.
Not to mention being locked up in there for ten days, you will have to pay two million in fines alone, and that does not include eating, drinking, and defecation. Practitioners with low level are no different from ordinary people in these aspects. Accommodation and food are not included. Millions.
In short, I was detained once and the three million was gone.
For most practitioners, this is not a small number! I also feel very painful.
However, Miao laughed and said that I don’t have to worry too much. If I am really locked up in the ghost market, just talk to them and help me open it alone.
After all, they are the gatekeepers of Eling Ghost Market!
Of course, if you can go out normally, there is no need to rely on this kind of "favor" relationship.
…
We got out successfully three minutes before the ghost market officially closed.
At this moment, it was already dawn.
Standing on the top of Eling Park, you have a great view.
The high-rise buildings on the Yuzhong Peninsula are shrouded in clouds and mist, and a thin layer of mist is gently floating on the Yangtze River and Jialing River on the left and right sides.
There is quite a feeling of "knowing how to be the best", which makes people feel comfortable.
I chuckled and said to myself.
“This time I came to Eling Ghost Market, I gained quite a lot.”
Madoka, who has a completely non-complaining personality about being uncomfortable, said immediately.
"You hugged two thighs again, right? They're just two kittens. If I wasn't injured, I would be much more powerful than them."
I took one look at this silly fat bird, said hey.
"The two uncles gave you the method of repairing and nourishing the soul. You used their practice experience to recover your injuries, and you didn't say good things about them. Tsk tsk..."
Madoka suddenly became anxious.
"I'm not, I didn't, you're talking nonsense! Boy Wu, don't try to taint others' innocence. What I mean is that cats are very cute."
