Sun Wukong is the master of Fu Pu. As a junior who is relatively close to him, Fu Pu calls me "Young Master".
I’m not too resistant to this title.
After all, Fu Pu is a man, a burly man more than two meters tall, which is not something that makes people think.
So he smiled and nodded immediately.
"Uncle Fu, long time no see. How are you, Uncle Sun?"
"The master is very good, but he often murmurs a few words, saying, young master, why don't you come back to Yucheng to see him. Young master, please come here. My old servant will take you in now."
The Fu servant spoke and made a "please" gesture.
I looked at the people next to me who were holding the "2B" number plate and said it anyway.
"Uncle Fu, since you have called the number just now, let this brother 2B go in first? I will wait outside for a while, it's nothing."
The other person glanced at me, and an expression of gratitude immediately appeared on his face.
But unexpectedly, the door of the [Character Paper Shop] that was originally closed opened automatically, and it was dark inside. Sun Wukong's slightly sharp and hoarse voice came from inside.
"You little guy, just come in and talk when you get there. Why do you care about others? This talisman is meant for me to do if I want to do it, and if I don't want to do it, I won't do it. If they have any objections, they don't have to buy it! I just have a free time. .”
Well……
I touched the tip of my nose, feeling a little embarrassed.
Sun Wukong spoke to the people in line from a distance.
"Asking you, I asked my nephew to come in and have a chat first. Do you have any opinions?"
Many people in the team who always came to buy talismans probably knew what kind of character Sun Wukong was, so they quickly answered loudly.
"No objection, no objection! Master Sun, please help yourself. It's okay for us to wait in line for a while."
"The sons and nephews of Master Sun are handsome and charming. They are indeed young heroes at first glance."
"That's right, if Master Sun chats with your juniors, he will be in a good mood and the quality of the talismans produced will be better. We are also happy! Don't you think so?"
"Yeah yeah."
The person holding the 2B number forced a smile from his face and handed me his hand.
"Little brother, go in first and don't worry about me."
I smiled back.
"I'm sorry, I don't dare not listen to what my elders say."
After saying that, he followed Fu Pu into the shop.
It was still a familiar scene, with dim lights, tall bookshelves on the surrounding walls, and a large, extra-long wooden table placed horizontally in the middle of the room at the back.
Sun Wukong had messy hair, a wooden mask, a baggy low-quality suit and pointed shoes. Sitting on the wooden table with his legs crossed, head tilted and picking his ears...
See me coming in, whoosh.
The whole figure was like a phantom, moving from the wooden table in the distance to me in an instant. Get so close that your faces are touching.
His thin hands grabbed my shoulders and patted me hard twice. Then he lightly punched my chest with his fist and let out a hearty laugh.
"Hahaha! The little guy has become stronger again, and it seems that his strength has improved a lot. Not bad, not bad, he is worthy of being the apprentice of a bad woman, and he did not disappoint me, Uncle Sun. Let me take the exam later. With your current strength, I have a hunch that I’m afraid you’ll have to show off your real skills this time.”
Seeing Sun Wukong happily circling around me like a monkey, squeezing my body with his hands, I said in a helpless tone.
"Uncle Sun... you'd better not test me today, so as not to consume too much of your mana."
Um?
Sun Wukong's head instantly turned from behind me to in front of me, and he poked my chest with his finger.
"What's wrong, little guy? Your strength has improved a lot in the past six months, and your confidence has exploded. Do you think you can beat me and knock me down?"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and quickly shook my head.
"How is that possible! Uncle Sun, are you kidding..."
Although in the past six months, I have indeed had "adventurous encounters" and my strength has improved significantly. But there is still a long way to go to defeat a demon king of Sun Wukong's level.
He put his hands behind his head and chewed a piece of grass without knowing when.
"Hehe, if that's the case, then even if you're a lot more powerful, Mr. Wu, you can make Uncle Sun and I consume a lot of energy. Just rest for a while. Besides, the talisman paper doesn't take much effort to make as long as you learn the method. . What’s more, they are not made and sold now, they are all in stock.”
Sun Wukong thought I was worried about the people lining up outside to buy talismans.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and shook my head.
"Uncle Sun, you misunderstood! I'm worried that your mana consumption is too high. I'm afraid that the two uncles who collect tickets will come to fight with you after get off work, and you won't be able to resist."
Originally, he was only slightly stronger than the uncles, but now the two brothers, who have no martial ethics, are coming to join forces to fight. If they consume their mana in advance, won't it be even worse?
Sun Wukong was startled when he heard this and answered subconsciously.
"Why are those two stupid cats coming to beat me? Uh... no, wait! What do you call them, Mr. Wu?"
I spread my hands helplessly.
"Uncle Sun, the matter has been exposed! When I entered the door today, the two uncles felt the aura of the direct descendants of the master in my body. After asking, we already knew each other's identities. Uncle Meow and Uncle Meow blamed you for not telling them about my situation, thinking that you deliberately kept the news about my master to yourself, and said that he would come to settle the score with you after work."
Sun Wukong was stunned for two seconds, and then began to blame the blame frantically.
"I'm not, I didn't, you're talking nonsense! Nephew Wu Xian, I told you a long time ago that those two stupid cats and the bad woman knew each other, but you didn't go find them yourself. You can't blame me."
He was scratching his head and ears anxiously, as if he was afraid that Meow Meow and Meow Meow would join forces to cause trouble.
I:"……"
Sun Wukong and I have known each other for three or four years. I knew he had an "old naughty boy" personality, so I immediately laughed.
"Uncle, what you said and what I said don't count. It mainly depends on what the two uncles think."
"That's it! The worst case scenario is a beating... No, I mean the worst case scenario is a fight with those two stupid cats. It's not like we haven't fought before in the mountains, so who's afraid of the other! But they actually don't get along with me. In a one-on-one challenge, you really don’t have martial ethics and can’t afford to play.”
Sun Wukong bared his teeth and waved his hand.
Uh-huh!
I just felt like my eyes were blooming. Two big brown jars appeared on the table in front of me, exuding bursts of intoxicating aroma.
"Ignore those two stupid cats for now, come! Drink with uncle, and then talk about your experiences in the past six months."
"Uncle Sun, this is my good friend, Niu Bi. We have been friends for a long time. Come here and get to know you."
At this time, I finally had the opportunity to pull Niu Bi's sleeves and pull him in front of me to introduce him - he had been in a "transparent" state just now.
Niu Bi quickly handed over his hands and performed the very formal Taoist ritual of holding hands when meeting.
"Junior, I have met Master Sun! I have admired his name for a long time, and to meet him today is truly a blessing."
Sun Wukong glanced at him and snorted softly.
"Don't be ridiculous, you just want to look familiar, right? But if Mr. Wu can bring you here in person, and even say that you have a life-long friendship with him, you should be able to win the eyes of this master. Anyway, I know You, if you want to do something in Eling Ghost Market in the future, you can mention my name, but don’t commit adultery. Otherwise, I will deal with you personally!"
Uncle Sun is also a quick talker... Oh no, now the two uncles have also said that he is really a "quick monkey and quick talker"!
I said with a smile.
"Daniu, why don't you sit down and have a drink together and chat."
Now that I have decided to help, I will help to the end.
Sun Wukong glanced at him and nodded.
"Boy Wu really treats you as a brother. Don't let him down in the future. Sit down and wait. But you can only drink one bowl of this wine. It's not that I am stingy. You don't have enough cultivation. Drinking too much will affect your meridians and acupoints." It has to burst.”
With that said, Sun Wukong waved his hand again, and a small bowl flew out from behind and placed it in front of Niu Bi.
Wow!
A "wine ball" as big as half a fist flew out of the two jars and landed in the small bowl. After spreading, it reached just half an inch from the bottom of the bowl.
"The wine is so fragrant, like a fairy brew. Thank you, Mr. Wu, and thank you, Master Sun!"
Niu Bi is sincere.
I actually found it a little funny, because this guy had previously called himself "Master Niu" in front of some wealthy businessmen in Chongqing. It’s a little bit of dark history.