So, my parents and I entered the village from the dirt road next to the big banyan tree, carrying large and small luggage.
It’s still a familiar path and a familiar village house.
It was just dark at this time, and the night had just enveloped the earth, like a soft curtain. There is still some faint orange-yellow light on the horizon, like a faint golden edge inlaying the night.
The whole world is in a blurred state between night and day, which seems both charming and dangerous.
The smoke in the village is no longer visible, but the scent of food is still floating in the air, and seems to be mixed with faint laughter...
I feel happy too.
At this time, the sound of flapping wings sounded in the air above our heads.
Then a fat shadow slowly fell on my shoulder.
A mean, slutty voice sounded in my mind.
"Boom! There was a loud bang in the sky, and Master Bird made his grand appearance! Boy Wu, worship him."
Needless to say, of course Madoka has also arrived.
I:"……"
To be honest, if my parents weren't here, I would have slapped this idiot three times in a row.
My mom was pleasantly surprised.
"Ah! The family fairy is back too, and our family is finally here at home."
In front of my parents, Madoka is still relatively serious and reserved, maintaining the feeling that a "family fairy" should have.
We followed a path uphill to our home halfway up the mountain.
My mother sniffed along the way, smelling the aroma of food wafting in the air, and said with a smile.
"It seems that the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and everyone who works outside has come back. This year will definitely be very lively. I always feel that the Spring Festival in the city does not have much of a New Year flavor. In this regard, it is better to live in the village."
My dad nodded.
"Yeah, but tonight I have to go to my second brother's house to have food and stay first. Our house has been unoccupied for too long. I guess the tables, chairs, beds, etc. are all covered with dust, and there are probably cobwebs and so on. .It will be cleaning all day tomorrow.”
I said.
"Mom, Dad, it's okay to go to Second Dad's house later for a meal, but there's no need to stay there. Now that Xiaoxin has grown up, she will definitely have to sleep in a room by herself, and she won't be able to live there."
My mother pouted.
"There's nothing we can do. The women can share a bed, and the men can share a bed. The house is so dirty and messy now, and it's not like there are hotels in the village for people to stay in in the city."
I laughed.
"Dad, Mom, have you forgotten what your son does? As a cultivator, if you don't even have any small means or spells to quickly clean the room, it's too weak. Go home later. Put your luggage away, clean the house in two or three minutes, and then go to your second dad’s house for dinner!”
After a while, we were standing at the door of our house.
The originally warm and tidy courtyard was now overgrown with dense weeds. Although it is not as tall as a human being, it is already around the waist.
There were several holes eaten by ants on the door panel.
It can be seen that this house is like the brain, the more you use it, the better. On the contrary, once no one lives in or uses it, it will decay very quickly.
My mother was a little skeptical.
"Yao'er, can you really clean a house that has not been occupied for such a long time in two or three minutes?"
I raised my chin.
"Mom, don't you still believe in your son?"
Then I told Madoka.
"Silly bird, the old rules are, you mow the weeds, and I'll clean up the inside."
"Five big wild fish! The kind that weigh at least ten pounds."
"Damn it, you lion is so open-minded?"
"Then three..."
"Deal! Clean the house quickly, don't let me fail to live up to my bragging in front of my parents."
"Oh, I got it, I got it. That's a long way to go! Speaking of which, I am also the family fairy of this family."
Xiao Yuan and I were "privately chatting" through voice transmission while working.
Madoka flapped her wings and sent out arc-shaped wind blades.
Whizzing……
The wind blade cuts across the ground, quickly cutting the weeds all over the yard. Then he breathed out a whirlwind from his mouth, whirled and rolled up the frozen grass stems, flew up into the sky, and threw them into the forest behind the mountain.
My parents’ eyes were wide open!
Although they knew that Madoka must be very magical as a "house fairy", this was the first time they saw it actually use its magic.
I raised my hand and flicked my fingers, and a ray of true energy flew out and shot straight into the keyhole.
Click, crunch...
With a gritty sound, the door opened to both sides.
I walked forward, with three [Cleaning Talismans] between my fingers. These were invented by the ancestors of the Talisman lineage to clean the house. After all, practitioners have to do it themselves if they clean the house. That's a bit out of style.
call!
I threw a total of six talismans with both hands into the air of the main room, and they flew to different places such as the bedroom and the kitchen.
Hoo ho ho!
A strong wind seemed to blow in the room, and dust, cobwebs, dirt, etc. were all sucked into the air and turned into a rotating ball.
After doing this for two minutes, the entire house looked brand new inside and out, looking clean and tidy!
I waved my hand gently, and the big ball of dust and soil flew out, directly into the bamboo forest next to my home.
Then he suppressed his pride and said.
"Mom and Dad, what do you think of your son's method?"
My mother ran over, took my hand and turned it over and over.
"Awesome, Yao'er! This is so awesome, mom is so shocked."
Listening to my mother's praise, I felt very comfortable.
really!
What makes me happiest is the praise from my parents. Pretending to be cool in front of my parents... Oh no, it's when you show your abilities that you feel the most accomplished.
Especially my mother, she may not know how good I am at catching ghosts and eliminating demons, but this intuitive display of magic will make her think I am strong.
Unexpectedly, my mother praised me.
"Yao'er, if your skills can be used for housework and cleaning, you will definitely be a good hand. Will you take care of the housework in the future?"
I:"……"
My dad laughed.
Xiao Yuan, the damn fat bird, also "privately" chatted with me, saying that I was stealing the chicken but losing the rice, right?
The courtyard is filled with warm family joy.
We put all our luggage on the dining table in the main room, picked up the New Year gifts that we had brought back to our second dad’s house, and were ready to go to his house for dinner.
After all, no matter how high your magic power is, you can't conjure food out of thin air!
Unexpectedly, we had just walked out of the house not long ago, and we had not yet turned to the right and walked down the mountain to the road to the west end of the village. Suddenly, a burst of shrill cries erupted from a house nearby.
"Er baby, Er baby, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me. What's wrong with you? Woo woo woo."
It was also accompanied by a man's roar.
"Mother, please stay away from the second baby! Don't let his teeth and nails hurt you. The second baby, he looks like he has a rabid dog disease..."
Um? !
I frowned and subconsciously turned my head to look at the source of the sound.
The so-called "rabies" in rural areas is a very scary thing. Basically, as long as you get sick, the mortality rate is 100%!
My dad also said with a solemn expression.
"Isn't that Wu Qiwa's house! Is his baby a mad dog?"
