After all, they and Madoka slept in the same room last night.
I don't know if Bai Renxin, a gentleman, has been misled by this "dirty guest duo".
Duan Chen: "Haha! Brother Bai, let's make a five-dollar bet. Who will win?"
Bai Renxin: "..."
I yelled.
"Nonsense! Of course I win."
He directly held Madoka's legs and stood up, shaking vigorously.
"Boy Wu, let go!"
"Don't let go!"
"open!"
"I won't let go."
"If you don't let me go, I'll scream. Mr. Wu is happy..."
"I'll let you go! Master Yuan, please sit down."
I gritted my teeth and forced a smile, and put Xiao Yuan down on the sofa. I also helped her smooth the hair on her head that I had messed up just now.
Bai Renxin was also happy and smiled very reservedly.
Duan Chen burst out laughing, covering his stomach with one hand and slapping his thigh with the other, until tears came out of his eyes.
"Hahaha... It seems that you, Fat Bird, have caught something against Xiao Wu Wu? Why don't you tell me secretly? We are good brothers."
Madoka crossed her arms with a proud look on her face.
"Hmm, this is my secret weapon, specially designed to target Mr. Wu. I won't share it with others!"
Duan Chen rolled his eyes.
"Tch~ cheapskate!"
Next to him, Bai Renxin interrupted seriously.
"Brother Duan, you're not a stingy guy, you're a stingy bird."
I:"……"
The belt is crooked!
As expected, Lao Bai has been led astray by these two guys. They are now telling cold jokes.
Bang!
The door to the master bedroom opened.
My master was wearing a long black dress and walked out gracefully.
Behind him was the smiling Yao Nan.
They were allowed to sleep in the same room last night, but when my master entered the room, Yao Nan was probably already asleep.
As soon as my master appeared, the noisy and chaotic situation in the living room immediately became quiet.
Xiao Yuan sat on the sofa obediently, with her wings placed on her legs like a human hand, without squinting.
Duan Chen put away his mean expression and respectfully performed Taoist etiquette towards her.
"I've met senior!"
Bai Renxin also quickly followed suit and saluted.
Sure enough, Master's intimidation power is quite high!
I laughed.
"Good morning, master. Good morning, my deskmate!"
"Ah Chonghao."
"Good morning, deskmate. I just heard the commotion outside. Are you bullying Madoka again?"
Before I could say anything, the fat bird swooped over and lay on the ground, its wings wrapping around my master's ankles.
"Sister Xuanxuan! You have to make the decision for me, Xiaoniao. Your apprentice Wu Zhong bullies me every day. It's so miserable..."
Hurrah!
Did this guy complain first?
"Don't slander Ah Chong."
Fortunately, my master was not fooled by it and was too lazy to pay attention to this cheap guy and kicked him away. With his head down and his legs in the air, he was inserted upside down into the gap between the sofa cushions.
"Everyone, get ready to eat!"
Hu Xiaoyue and He Nan started to take out the sumptuous breakfast from the kitchen.
So there was a large group of people - to be precise, there were "people", "ghosts" and "demon"!
Apart from the absence of zombies, basically all intelligent creatures are present.
Everyone was having fun together, chatting while eating.
At the beginning, others couldn't let go because of Master's beauty, aura, identity and strength. Later, when they discovered that Master was actually quite approachable when he was with "his own people", they became a little less restrained.
Halfway through eating, He Nan whispered to me.
"Brother Wu, I heard that those evil cultivators have been eliminated. As the so-called [yin girl] in your mouth, I should not be in any danger, right? So after breakfast, I will prepare to leave. I will live and eat in your house for free. I’m embarrassed that it’s been so long.”
I was startled when I heard this.
To be honest, I have gotten used to it after He Nan lived in this house for two or three months.
When she said this, I realized that they came here to "take refuge" in the first place - to avoid being killed and their souls extracted by Zhang Xiaofei and his evil cultivators.
As a result, the "evacuation" lasted for such a long time.
In fact, he originally had his own house and even opened a coffee shop!
So I answered with a smile.
"Okay, congratulations that you don't have to worry anymore and can resume your normal life. Also, how can you say that you live and eat here for free? You and Xiaoyue usually do housework and cooking together, and I didn't calculate your salary for you. Ah. Let’s just say the two items cancel out.”
Hahaha!
Everyone at the table couldn't help laughing.
After breakfast, He Nan packed his luggage and prepared to leave.
I took out several charms of different types and gave them to her.
"He Nan, this is a spell I drew myself, and the magic power has been poured into it. It will take effect when thrown out, and ordinary people can use it. If you are in danger, remember to use it."
"Thank you, Brother Wu."
She was very touched.
The one who was most reluctant to leave was Hu Xiaoyue, but we were originally in the same city, and no longer living together, we could usually meet up for coffee and dinner, so it was not a sad farewell.
After seeing off He Nan, Master asked me with a smile.
"Ah Chong, do you want to go shopping with me? I'm busy as a teacher, and I haven't been exposed to the bustling metropolis for a long time. Shanghai is a place where I have lived for a long time in different eras. .It’s still quite emotional.”
Go shopping with Master!
As soon as I heard this, I immediately became interested and felt extremely happy.
Nod vigorously.
"Yeah!"
Because I heard Zheng Weibo, a self-proclaimed "love veteran", say that if a girl asks you to go shopping together, there is a 80% chance of success.
Anyway... I don't know if my admiration for Master has any purpose. But being able to be alone with her and go shopping and play with her is such a blessing!
The master smiled deliberately.
"Then I don't have money, so I go shopping and buy like crazy, and you have to pay for it, Ah Chong."
"It's okay! I have plenty of money, keep it with me. Master, you can buy whatever you want."
I beat my chest loudly.
Many years later, the Internet called this kind of behavior of trying to help others and exerting efforts - dog licking!
I don't feel anything wrong, I'm even happy.
This licking dog...can you really lick each other?
But what I never expected was that I originally thought I was going shopping alone with Master. As a result, she turned around and looked at Yao Nan and Hu Xiaoyue.
"You two little girls, why don't you come with me? Young girls love beauty right now. And you also know the current trends and fashions very well. You can give me a reference, or you can buy and buy together!"
I:"……"
? ? ?
Not shopping alone!
There are others.
I suddenly wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost.
Yao Nan immediately agreed with a smile.
"Okay, since Sister Xuanxuan invited me, of course I'm happy. Are you afraid that your deskmate will bleed heavily?"
As she said this, she winked at me.
The master waved his hand.
"It's okay! I'll come back after all the money I've spent. I believe Ah Chong doesn't care about this little money. Right?"
Yeah……
I nodded, but I was crying in my heart.
"I don't care about money, but I want to be alone with you, Master! Why are you calling two more light bulbs?"
But I dare not say either.
Finally, Master happily took Yao Nan and Hu Xiaoyue out for shopping, and I followed behind as a "laborer", covered with large and small bags.
I seriously doubt that this woman did it on purpose!
What a scam!
But I have no proof.
cry.
