I actually had the intention of humiliating this guy - of course he deserved it!
After all, as a person who has been stealing money from lodgers for a long time, and also wants his own rat demon to bite me until I kneel down and kowtow to beg for mercy after studying abroad, this is of course a "reciprocal countermeasure".
But what I never expected was that I overestimated Liu Neng’s integrity...
As soon as I finished speaking, I waved my hand to remove his talisman. He actually immediately knelt down with a plop and began to kowtow desperately.
His head hit the stone slab on the ground with a loud thud, and he shouted at the same time.
"I, Liu Neng, don't know what is good and what is good, and I have the eyes not to recognize Mount Tai, so I bumped into the master. Please spare my life, master, please forgive me!"
After knocking seven or eight times in succession, when I raised my head, my forehead was bleeding.
He wiped it with a lewd smile, looked up at me and said.
"Uncle Wu, oh no, little brother Wu. Can you spare me now?"
I:"……"
You are a shameless and cruel person!
I knelt down when I was told, knelt when I knelt down, and even bruised my forehead.
To be honest, if Liu Neng's "ruthless energy" was focused on cultivation and harming people, he would probably become a very powerful evil cultivator. But it's a good thing he didn't.
I shrugged helplessly.
"I didn't expect you to be so timid in fighting, but you are quite ruthless in admitting your mistakes."
He immediately smiled flatteringly.
"Although I am greedy for a little money, I still dare not do anything that is really bad for my conscience... After all, we practitioners should still have a sense of awe. Otherwise, if I die, I will go to the underworld or be caught by an upright monk. , it will be miserable.”
I rolled my eyes.
"You still know? Then you ask your fat rat to steal money? Okay, get up. Since I agreed, I won't go back on it."
"Okay, thank you, Mr. Wu!"
Liu Neng jumped up from the ground, rubbed his hands, and had a wretched and flattering smile on his face.
"Um... Brother Wu, can you also remove the immobilization of my rats? I dare to swear to Sanqing and God that although they are monsters, they have never done any bad things! Even the meat is usually I don’t eat much, I mainly eat vegetarian food, peanuts, corn, Chinese cabbage and the like.”
I looked at the five big fat rats on the ground who were immobilized by the [immobilization charm] in different postures, and I was a little surprised.
"Old Liu, you are a bit stingy. You stole so much money from your guests, but you didn't give your little rats good food. They didn't even give them meat, they only gave them vegetarian food."
I said it deliberately to tease him.
But this also proves that being vegetarian can’t help you lose weight at all, friends!
These five big mice can grow so chubby even if they eat peanuts, corns, cabbage and the like every day!
With a wave of my hand, the five fat mice's talismans were also lifted.
They immediately made frightened "squeaking" sounds and hid behind Liu Neng. His short and thick front paws were holding Liu Neng's pants, and he stuck his head out from behind and peeked at me with his evil eyes.
I have to say, these five rat spirits are a bit interesting!
I nodded and said.
"Old Liu, it would be nice to keep these five rats as pets. They are quite interesting. Not only can they help you carry them, but they can also play a protective role."
Liu Neng looked at the five big rats hiding behind him fondly and rubbed their heads.
"Who says it's not the case? I finally managed to cultivate these five rats. They are no longer pets, but treated as my own family."
Judging from the expression on his face and tone of voice, it does not look like he is faking it.
I nodded slightly, thinking that's why.
Maybe it's because of this that Liu Neng doesn't want to let these five rat spirits harm people at will, right? Otherwise, it will be detrimental to their future practice and normality...
At this moment, the courtyard door was suddenly knocked open.
Du Changmao, Li Shuiwang, and Lu Ping all rushed in. They all still had guys in their hands - it was probably Liu Neng's scream just now that attracted them here.
As soon as they rushed into the yard, they saw Liu Neng and I standing face to face with a pool of blood on the ground.
Du Changmao immediately yelled.
"Hey Liu Neng! We are staying at your house, and you still want to harm Brother Wu? We will kill you!"
The gun in his hand was pointed at Liu Neng's head from a distance.
Liu Neng quickly called out.
"It's a misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding. What's more, how dare I do anything to Brother Wu? It's a great gift for him to spare my life."
Well……
Du Changmao, Li Shuiwang and others were stunned for a moment before they came to their senses.
"It seems so. As you are, you really can't do anything to Brother Wu. So this pool of blood on the ground..."
Du Changmao looked at the ground.
Liu Neng answered quickly.
"It's mine. Just now, Brother Wu asked me to kneel down and kowtow and spare my life. So when I kowtowed just now, I bled."
I see!
Only then did a few of them understand.
But I'm still confused, why do I want to kill this villager?
"Huh? Why are there five rats here, and they are so big? They are almost the same size as the [man-eating rats] we encountered in the primeval forest of Changbai Mountain before. Did they escape? Do you want to kill them?"
Feng Lingshuang, the only female team member, was decisive in killing and pointed her gun at the five rats behind Liu Neng.
These five fat mice seemed to know guns. When she pointed it at him, he immediately stood up and raised his two front paws like human hands to express surrender. His mouth was squeaking, and his eyes were full of fear and aggrieved expression.
This scene shocked them again.
It was Lu Ping, the "feng shui master" who reacted first, blurting out in surprise.
"Here, these five rats, are they ordinary rats? They were bred into monsters, that's why they became so big. And they are spiritual?"
I laughed.
"Brother Lu, you are right. This is the legendary [Five Rat Transport] method that is very famous in folk magic. Have you heard of it?"
Lu Ping's eyes suddenly widened.
"So this is what the five rats are transporting? I have indeed heard about it, but I have never actually seen it. What can these five rats transport?"
I laughed again.
"The Five Rats are also called the Five Rats to bring wealth. What do you mean by moving? Are you still feeling the wallet in your pants pocket?"
Lu Ping touched it.
Sure enough, it's gone!
He understood immediately and stared at Liu Neng.
"Wow! I didn't expect you to be an evil cultivator? You actually cultivated five rats to steal money."
Liu Neng immediately waved his hands vigorously.
"Ah, brother Lu, please don't accuse me wrongly. You can't talk nonsense! How can I be an evil cultivator? I'm just like you, an ordinary civilian cultivator."
So, I recounted what had just happened from beginning to end.
Only then did everyone fully understand.
Liu Neng also quickly returned all the money that the five fat mice had "carried" to us. He also kept apologizing and said that he didn't need to pay us all for accommodation and meals. It was his treat!
