"I said, why are you following me?"
"Master, it's my first time here and I don't know what to do."
"Then you can follow Lao Niu and the others, right?"
"They are not my masters either."
"Oh, I'm so annoyed!"
I'm a little speechless.
But they just followed me around and there seemed to be no reason to get angry...
Then let her follow, I won't lose a piece of meat.
I walked to the shop area and came to the [Flyer Paper Shop]. I saw that there was already a long queue just like every time the ghost market opened. This is normal. After all, people who practice talisman magic need this kind of "cultivation resources". ".
Like the method my master taught me, there are very few people who can draw spells and cast spells directly on a piece of ordinary rice paper.
"2B! Who is 2B! If you don't answer, the queue number will be invalid."
The strong [talisman servant] who was more than two meters tall was shouting in his hoarse voice again.
It seems that every time, an unlucky person will draw this number plate.
"No, no, I'm 2B!"
A bald middle-aged man raised his hands helplessly and trotted into the door of Uncle Sun's paper shop amid the roar of laughter.
Hu Xiaoyue next to me burst out laughing.
"This shop owner is quite a loser. Did he do it on purpose?"
I nodded.
"It should be...Uncle Sun also seems to have a noisy temper. This talisman shop is opened by an elder of mine. I came here today to visit him and have a chat."
What? !
Hu Xiaoyue was shocked.
"Is the owner of the Talisman Paper Shop in Eling Ghost Market your elder? I heard that among the several fixed shops, the owner of this shop is the most powerful. He doesn't even have much respect for [Children]. Uh..."
Halfway through, she realized something and quickly covered her mouth.
I looked at her speechlessly.
"Hey! Didn't you say that you have never been to the ghost market before? You even know these gossips and secrets so clearly. And you said it's your first time!"
"Oh Master, I'm sorry I was wrong...don't be angry. I'm going to find Brother Niu and the others."
Hu Xiaoyue said, turned around and ran away.
As if he was afraid that I would be angry.
"Damn it! I'm still too soft-hearted. I should show my master's dignity."
I thought helplessly as I walked up to the tall and strong [talisman servant].
"Hello, Uncle Fu. I'm here to see Uncle Sun."
The burly man nodded naively.
"Here comes Xiao Wu. When that 2B comes out just now, you can go in directly."
"Okay, thank you Uncle Fu."
In fact, he looks a bit vicious and scary, but after getting along with him for a long time, he feels that he is actually a very good person. Uncle Sun said that Fu Pu was a hunter he rescued in the mountains many years ago...
At that time, he was being attacked by a black bear, and all his weapons were knocked off. He struggled with the bear with his bare hands for a long time.
Uncle Sun killed the black bear with a stick and healed the hunter's injury. The hunter insisted on following him.
So he named Orion "Fu Pu" and took him with him.
At this time, some people in the queue behind started whispering.
"Hey, didn't you agree to queue up according to the number plate? Why are there still people jumping in line?"
"Yes! Although I said that this talisman paper is a monopoly resource, and I also said that I can buy it or not... I still find it irritating."
"Forget it, this person is obviously a relative. Didn't you see the burly man who handed out the number plates chatting with him?"
When I first heard these discussions, I was a little nervous, but now I'm used to it and I don't take it to heart at all.
Because Uncle Sun also said that he didn't want to do this tiring and unfree work at all!
It was the "hateful old man" in his mouth - that is, the person in charge of the Eling Ghost Market [the order holder] - who won the bet and forced him to open a store here.
Anyway, for practitioners who come to the ghost market, "If you like to buy or not, if you don't buy, leave and I will be happy and free." This is the mantra that Uncle Sun often talks about...
As a human being, sometimes if you have a thicker skin, you may live a more comfortable life.
However, I guess there were some newcomers who didn’t quite understand the rules and just started shouting.
"What do you mean? Why can this brat get in without queuing up? I don't accept it! What do you think? Let's make a fuss together."
A middle-aged bald man with an unshaven beard booed in the queue.
However, no one cared about him at all...
The Fu servant walked over, gave him a cold look and said.
"You have to understand one thing. Although the ghost market can be regarded as a shopping mall for practitioners, there are still some differences. At least my master's paper shop is open to you. You can leave if you don't want to buy. Don't delay the rest. people."
"I won't leave! I won't accept it! I'm going to make a fuss. Although it's my first time to come to the ghost market in the city, I am also a well-known big shot in our county, and...ah!!!"
Before he could finish his words, the talisman reached out and grabbed his feet and lifted him upside down, as if he were carrying a little chicken.
I can feel that this middle-aged bald man is running his true energy and wants to cast a spell to resist.
But the strange thing is that as long as the talisman servant's hand is holding him, the person's Qi can only swirl on the surface of the body and cannot be released or cast spells!
This was the first time I saw Uncle Fu take action - even though it didn't really count, I still felt a chill in my heart.
"It seems that Uncle Fu Fu's strength is not bad. Although I don't know his true cultivation level, I have an intuition... If I face him now, I have a 50-50 chance of winning at most."
brush!
Uncle Fu immediately threw the middle-aged bald man out. He fell to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.
…
Soon, the "Brother 2B" came out.
Uncle Fu also helped me open the curtain at the door of the shop, and I walked in.
It was still a familiar environment. Uncle Sun, wearing an ape mask, sat on a long wooden table with his legs crossed and his feet shaking.
"Little guy, are you here?"
I said with a smile.
"Uncle Sun, see what delicious food I brought you?"
As he spoke, he took out several large peaches from his backpack.
"Yo! Peach."
When Sun Wukong saw it, he immediately became happy.
brush!
I just felt a blur in front of my eyes, and the peach in my hand was gone.
He sat on the chair and ate quickly...
I finished one in two mouthfuls, and within half a minute, all the huge peaches were eaten.
He wiped his mouth with the back of his furry hand.
"Not bad, not bad. The little guy knows how to honor me. When you leave later, take a few better quality talisman papers with you. Although you don't need them to cast spells, you can use the talisman papers made by Uncle Sun to cast spells. , the power will increase a lot. You can use it when you encounter strong enemies."
I am also very happy to see Uncle Sun eating so deliciously.
It was only when I came to the ghost market last month that I learned that Uncle Sun, like the Monkey King in the story "Journey to the West" he admired, loved to eat peaches very much.
It's just that in reality, there are no flat peaches in heaven, and the most delicious ones are peaches...
So this time I asked Li Youde to help me buy some of the best Yangshan peaches and brought them over.
"Little guy, after you finish eating the peach, let me test your practice during this period. How are you doing with the Crazy Ape Stick Technique?"
this……
When I talk about testing my practice, I get a headache.
