I was a little speechless and pursed my lips.
"What are you talking about! Can't there be practitioners in high schools?"
The male ghost became even more panicked and stuttered a bit when he spoke.
"No, no. I, I didn't mean that...I mean, are you so powerful at such a young age?"
I suddenly became happy.
"You ghost, you're pretty good at talking? Are you praising me in a roundabout way? Do you want me to let you go?"
I said, rolling over and getting out of bed.
Jumping down from the upper bunk, his feet landed on the ground, but there was no sound.
This is also a technique of boxing and martial arts, which directly distributes all the gravity evenly around the ground.
The male ghost hesitated for a moment, trying to sound more confident.
"You...even if you have a high level of cultivation and are not afraid of ghosts, you have to be reasonable, right? I paid for his life, which is reasonable. You are a cultivator, so you can't help your friend default on his debt, right?"
"It's so reasonable!"
I raised my leg and wanted to kick this guy, but I still held back.
"You gave me one hundred yuan to buy my brother twenty years of life and half of his energy. You are such a fucking talent! This business involves forced buying and selling, and you still do it like this. Do you think I’m a fool?”
The male ghost knew he couldn't fool me, so he had to speak carefully.
"Then... Anyway, I gave the money and he took it. You can't let me lose both my life and money, right? I think you are an upright monk, so you must be reasonable, right. Only evil cultivators can be overbearing. "
Yo!
This guy also knows how to engage in moral kidnapping?
I couldn't help but laugh.
"Put away your little thoughts, do you still want to engage in moral kidnapping? Tell you, I have no morals, don't try to kidnap me. The solution to this matter is very simple. My friend cost you a hundred yuan, I I’ll just give it back to you.”
What? !
The male ghost was a little confused for a moment.
He said somewhat weakly.
"This...is there any reason to return the money you paid for your life? This, this is against the rules."
I sneered.
"It's against the rules to fart! It's an unspoken rule in your sneaky circle that ghosts buy lives. It's not as legitimate as the [Yin Pact]. If I can return it to you, it's reasonable. Otherwise, I won't be able to do it at all. I'm too lazy to pay attention to you and just kill you. With my cultivation, I won't cause too much trouble if I kill a sneaky guy like you."
Sure enough, humans and ghosts are the same, they are afraid of evil.
My tone became more ferocious, and he immediately became even more cowardly.
Said somewhat weakly.
"Since you are willing to be reasonable. Then...how do you pay me back? I don't want money from the world of heaven, I want coins from the underworld! But do you know? The coins I gave to your friend are real coins from the underworld. Coins. Not the kind of paper that is burned randomly. You are a practitioner, so you should know."
When this male ghost said this, a cunning light flashed in his eyes.
I said calmly.
"You mean that the money you gave my friend to buy his life was not mass-produced by a small factory, but the kind of money made by a paper master, right?"
"That's right! You see, I spent a lot of money. There are too few Yin Paper Masters these days. My living family members spent a lot of effort to find the money made by Yin Paper Masters and burn it for me. . This little brother, if you can’t take it out, you can either let me steal a little bit, or take a sip..."
The male ghost had a flattering expression on his face, chuckled, and continued.
"I see that your friend is a strong man, with a strong body. I'll give you half a year of life, is that okay? Half a year, half a year less is fine. Or I can just take a sip, and I'll be weak for a week at most." .Brother, do you think it’s okay?”
"Come on! Are you talking human language?"
This time I really raised my leg and gave this guy a kick - he was immobilized by my [Fixing Talisman] and couldn't move or dodge, and he screamed after being kicked by me.
"Brother, I'm not a human being. What I said is nonsense!"
This guy's words made me laugh angrily.
I didn't bother to talk to him, so I took out a piece of paper money and handed it over.
At the same time, the immobilizing spell on him was also lifted.
"Here! Open your ghost eyes and see clearly."
"Brother, I want Yin... holy shit! Real paper money made by Yin paper master? The denomination is one thousand yuan!?"
This male ghost couldn't believe it when he took the paper money I gave him.
I sneered and flicked my sleeves.
Hurrah!
A large ball of paper money flew out and hovered in the dormitory like a butterfly. Then I took another move, and a large amount of paper money returned to my sleeve.
The male ghost pointed at me.
"you you you……"
"That's right! I'm a yin paper master. I guarantee it's true!"
The expression on his face was very wonderful.
I continued.
"And I'm not bragging. I'm afraid the paper money I made is of much better quality than the hundred yuan you threw on the ground and gave to my friend. I've already paid you back ten times! Get out of here now. If you dare to do anything wrong again, Don’t blame me for the murder.”
As I said that, I waved my hand and a piece of paper money flew out and hit him.
Ouch!
The male ghost was knocked several meters away and stuck to the wall like a painting. Then slowly slid down.
Yin paper masters can also use paper money as an offensive weapon to deal with evil spirits.
Paper money that has been attacked once has lost its circulation value as "money" and is useless to Sneaky...
"Oh, I'm leaving, I'm leaving."
The male ghost got up in embarrassment, and his body turned into a puff of smoke, which was swept away by a gust of cold wind and floated away outside the window.
I said one last thing to the window.
"By the way, stop doing such immoral things as buying your life. Since you are near No. 1 Middle School, you are in my territory! If I find you have done something bad, you should know the consequences."
You can see that the green smoke trembled obviously and drifted away faster.
At this point, the matter of Duan Xinyu being "purchased by a ghost" is finally over.
I waved my hand in the air, and an invisible air flow flew over and closed the window.
"go to bed!"
…
the next day.
I got up early and went to the playground to run and practice boxing.
Then he went to the cafeteria to finish breakfast. When he returned to the dormitory, Duan Xinyu had just woken up. Rubbing his eyes in confusion.
"Here, I'll bring you fried dumplings and fried rice noodles from the cafeteria."
"Wow! Thank you so much Angkor."
This guy happily climbed down the ladder from the upper bunk and sat at the dining table to eat. He looked so heartless and had no idea that he had almost been stolen from his twenty years of life and half of his energy last night by Sneaky.
I smiled and shook my head.
"fair enough."
After he finished his breakfast, he shouted and took me to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet. He dragged me hard and wanted to teach me how to play Red Alert and CS... As a result, when he and I were singled out, I got a headshot.
Duan Xinyu screamed.
"How is that possible? This is unreasonable!"
"No, that makes sense."
I smiled.
Playing until the afternoon, Madoka's voice suddenly sounded in my mind.
"Hey, Mr. Wu, come to Ciqikou. Daniuzi and Erniuzi have received a big business. This is the first money-making task we have received in Yucheng."
Well……
Big Niuzi, Er Niuzi, it sounds like Xiao Yuan, the damn fat bird, gave Niu Bi and Niu Deheng their nicknames!
But making money is also a good thing.
I answered quickly.
"It's pretty fast! Okay, I'll take a taxi here now."
"Danniuzi has already driven over. The three of us are in the car. After picking you up, we will go to a place called Universal Plaza."
