I stared at the course selection list in my hand, my expression a little tangled.
"I want to choose both physics and chemistry... Actually, I also want to choose biology, but this course is not offered for the first year of high school for the time being. What about you, Yao Nan? What do you plan to choose?"
She chuckled.
"It doesn't matter to me. Anyway, my grades in these courses are pretty much the same. Let me see how you choose first and then make a decision."
Me: "You are plagiarizing!"
Yao Nan: "So what? You bite me!"
I:"……"
Forget it, I don’t have the same experience as girls.
Anyway, except for my master, all other women in this world like to mess around - yes, including my mother. Fortunately, the person she bothered the most was my dad!
"Okay, then choose physics. Physics is the basis of natural science. According to Master, it is of great benefit to the practice of metaphysics and the understanding and insight into the nature of the world."
As I said that, I checked the box behind [Physics Competition Elective].
Yao Nan took a look and quickly ticked the box next to Physics.
Then he grabbed my registration form, quickly ran to the podium, and handed it to the head teacher Huang Chunbo.
"Teacher, this belongs to me and Wu Zhong. He asked me to help hand it in together."
I just couldn't laugh or cry.
When I first met this girl, although she was very courageous - she thought I was being bullied by Wang Dachun and dared to stand up to support me - she was not so bold and outgoing.
Maybe the relationship is too familiar?
Forget it, let her go...
What else could I do?
I can't really bite her!
That night.
I was lying on the bed in my dormitory, and my mind started calling Madoka.
"Hey, you fat bird. What on earth are you and that fat squirrel doing? I've already finished my military training and returned to school, and it's been two more days. Could it be that you couldn't defeat the snake demon and got eaten? Did it fall?"
Of course, I was joking on purpose.
Although there are mountains and woods near the military training base, it is not far from the city center of Chongqing, so it is unlikely that a truly terrifying monster will appear.
With Madoka's current cultivation level and its own strong bloodline, it is basically unlikely that she will encounter any danger.
What's more, the snake demon can only fight back and forth with the fat squirrel...
It took about a few seconds.
"Hiccup! Hiccup!"
Two loud burping sounds came back to my mind, and then there was the nasty voice of the dead fat bird.
"Oh, Mr. Wu, you still know how to take care of me! Hiccup... this place is really nice. When I got here, I just followed the cafeteria and ate for several days."
? ? ?
Three question marks suddenly appeared in my head.
I quickly asked and found out what was going on...
It turned out that that night, Madoka grabbed Xiaosong and flew up, following the direction directed by the other party to the place where the snake demon was entrenched in the mountain.
It is also a cave.
After entering, the inside was extremely fishy and exuded a disgusting smell.
Originally, Xiao Song would not dare to enter the snake demon cave, and would just fight outside. This time Madoka took them all into the deepest part of the cave and went straight to the base camp!
As soon as Madoka saw the snake demon, she found that her whole body was covered in evil energy and blood - obviously she had eaten more than one human being during her training!
Because if you eat people when you are a beast that has no intelligence, it is part of natural selection and the law of nature. There will be no evil spirit or blood left behind.
But once you become a demon and eat people, it's completely different!
So Madoka was immediately overjoyed.
As long as a demon has eaten a living person, it is an evil demon, and it can be used as food without any psychological burden.
When the snake demon saw that his cave was broken into, he didn't have time to raise an army to hold him accountable. Madoka flapped her wings and shouted "Here comes the food" and rushed over...
Under Xiaosong's stunned gaze, he quickly killed this snake monster, which was several times thicker than an adult's thigh!
How miserable.
His head was scratched to pieces by Madoka's sharp claws.
Only then did Xiaosong realize that this shameless fat bird was really very strong, and his attitude immediately improved a lot.
Originally, it was a life-and-death enemy with this snake demon, but now it was killed by Madoka, so it asked if they could eat it together?
Not only can it relieve qi, but it can also increase your cultivation level.
Although most of the monster's demon power is stored in the demon pill. But flesh, bones, skin, and hair will inevitably carry some weight, and will undergo changes under the nourishment of demonic energy...
For example, the snake gallbladder, snake blood, and snake meat of the snake demon are absolutely super supplements for ordinary people!
Demon elixir doesn’t work.
Ordinary people accidentally eat it and immediately explode and die!
But unexpectedly, Xiao Song wanted to eat the snake but was blocked by Madoka. It originally thought that the other party was unwilling to share, but the stupid bird said something.
"Do you have any qualities? Do you have any civilization? Now that you have opened up your spiritual intelligence, where can you eat raw meat? You have to eat cooked meat! Come on, let's build an earthen stove with stones. Then put on firewood. Grill it and eat it.”
The fat squirrel was completely confused on the spot.
"Bake it... bake it and eat it?"
"Yes! Come on, come over and help."
Madoka has already begun to walk around the cave with her big belly and short legs looking for stones and firewood...
Anyway, they both had a delicious meal of roasted snake meat!
After eating half of a snake demon, it would weigh hundreds of kilograms.
For the next time, these two fat guys stayed here eating roasted snake meat...
Unexpectedly, just after finishing the snake demon, Madoka discovered that there was a crack going underground in the cave, which turned out to be a snake nest!
There are many snakes, and most of them are venomous.
Now they were so happy that they fished out dozens or hundreds of fish a day to eat - euphemistically called: eliminating harm for the people!
Komatsu was originally an eccentric little girl. She used illusion magic to scare people every day out of boredom. After following Madoka, she immediately learned to become even worse...
After listening to Madoka's story, I was sweating like a waterfall!
So weird.
"Hiccup... That's it, Mr. Wu, I and Xiaosong are going to have a midnight snack. You can go and have fun by yourself. I guess in two days, all the snakes here will be eaten."
I smiled and nodded.
"Okay. But fat bird, you have to take it easy and don't get fat again. You're no different than a ball!"
Then he closed his eyes and fell asleep in a sleeping posture...
…
I feel that my study career in high school is not as hard and tiring as that in junior high school.
I don’t know if it’s my misunderstanding, or it’s because I’m used to it, or the improvement in cultivation has led to the enhancement of memory, thinking speed and other aspects?
It's Thursday.
After getting up from a nap, he punched Li Zhuo, Duan Xinyu and Ou Xiaofeng awake each while they were still sleeping soundly, and quickly washed up.
Then go to the large lecture theater in the complex building for class!
The student dormitory environment of Yucheng No. 1 Middle School is not bad. They are dormitories for six people, with their own bathrooms and toilets, and a landline phone.
Because our dormitory was allocated last and there were not enough people, we only had four people in it.
The class Li Zhuo chose was chemistry.
Mathematics selected by Xiaofeng.
Duan Xinyu and I chose physics.
So the two of us walked to the lecture theater in the complex building together.
Along the way, there were students who had just gotten up from their nap and rushed to various classrooms.
Most of the eyes were a little dull, not fully awake.
Especially some boys' hair sticks up randomly, like a chicken coop.
On the other hand, the girls, most of them are very delicate, their clothes and hair are meticulous... I wonder where they get so much time?
In late September in Chongqing, the weather is still hot.
Most of the girls were wearing cool clothes, holding textbooks in small groups, walking on campus talking and laughing, like beautiful butterflies. Forming a beautiful landscape.
I don’t know if it’s because of the developed economies of big cities or the open and liberal atmosphere of prestigious schools. Yucheng No. 1 Middle School is not required to wear school uniforms, and there is no explicit prohibition on students wearing makeup or hair dye.
In the first few days of school, I was shocked for a while!
This is something unimaginable in a township, even in Fubei County.
Because of this, Duan Xinyu kept peeking back and forth at the girls in different grades while walking on the road, looking like a pig brother.
"Hey, hey, be careful. Don't look so lewd. It's embarrassing, okay?"
I reminded somewhat speechlessly.
He suddenly became unhappy and started staring at me and wailing angrily.
"I said Brother Ang, can we show off a little bit? We've just started school, and we've already got the number one and number three beauties in our grade."
"Okay, let's not talk about Yao Nan. You brought it yourself. Then how do you explain Tang Xinyu? Brother Ang, this is really too much. You are a big mouthful of meat. Brothers, let alone the soup, you can't even smell it. Not even allowed?"
I:"……"
Get out!
I raised my leg again and kicked this guy away.
…
The physics elective course is in a large lecture theater on the second floor of the complex building, which can seat hundreds of people.
When Duan Xinyu and I entered, more than half of the people were already seated.
The two of us found a seat slightly behind the middle area of the corridor on the right side of the classroom.
As soon as I sat down, I took out the physics books and teaching aids, but they were not yet laid out.
Someone sat down directly to my left.
A familiar light fragrance penetrates into the nose...
I knew without turning my head that it must be Yao Nan.
really!
She put down her pink backpack and took out her books and teaching aids while looking at me with a smile.
"Hello, classmate, it's our first time meeting you. Can I sit next to you?"
Well……
I felt helpless.
"Yao Nan, your acting skills are too exaggerated. Is there any girl you don't know that wants to sit next to a boy?"
She ignored me and took out another bottle of juice from her pink bag and handed it to me.
"Here, let's drink it for you. The iced juice I just bought. It's lychee flavored. I remember you like eating lychees very much. Last time I celebrated my birthday, you ate a lot. Haha."
"Thanks."
I didn't refuse. I took it and took a big sip.
We are already so familiar with each other and know each other well. There is nothing to refuse a bottle of juice.
Duan Xinyu, who was sitting on my right, deliberately showed a painful expression and secretly wrote the words "Singles Protest" on a piece of paper for me to read.
Then he said that he was going to the bathroom to wash his face, calm down, and pee in preparation for class to start soon...
Not long after he left, I was chatting with Yao Nan about some techniques of "Zhanzhuang" in Neijia boxing, and a nice soft voice came from next to me.
"Hello, classmate Wu Zhong, what a coincidence, your elective course on Thursday is also physics?"
Turn around.
Then I saw Tang Xinyu, wearing a light blue dress, standing in the corridor on the far right, carrying a crossbody bag. He was holding a physics book and several competition teaching aids in his hands.
The smile of surprise on his face makes people feel like spring breeze.
There were two pretty good-looking girls next to me. They were probably best friends or roommates.
"Yes, yes. What a coincidence."
I responded subconsciously.
Actually it’s not that coincidental…
After all, there are only four elective subjects in the competition on Thursday, so there is a 25% chance of encountering them.
Tang Xinyu leaned forward slightly and looked at Yao Nan on my left.
"Your girlfriend? She's so beautiful."
I quickly shook my head like a rattle.
"No, no, of course not! You misunderstood. Let me introduce, this is Yao Nan, who was my deskmate in junior high school. We both took the exam together and came to the main city."
I don't know if it was an illusion, but after I denied it, the smile on Tang Xinyu's face seemed to be brighter?
She waved her hand gently towards Yao Nan.
"Hello, classmate Yao Nan. I am Tang Xinyu from Class (2)."
"Hmm, hello, Mr. Tang."
Yao Nan responded with a smile.
Two beauties with beautiful smiles.
Some people around were stunned.
But I was sandwiched between them, but I didn't know why I felt uneasy, and I always felt that something was not right. But I couldn't say it for a while.
It's a bit like...the kind of instinctive vigilance you have when you are about to encounter various dangers or powerful evil spirits are about to show up when you are out on the job!
"By the way, classmate Wu Zhong, is there anyone sitting on your right? If there is no one, can I sit here?"
Before I opened my mouth, Yao Nan said with a smile.
"What a coincidence. Wu Zhong's roommate seems to be sitting here. They came together just now."
I could only nod awkwardly.
"Yes, my roommate Duan Xinyu, he went to the bathroom."
In fact, I was a little strange - Duan Xinyu's book was clearly placed on the table, couldn't Tang Xinyu see it? One more question to ask.
"That's it..."
Tang Xinyu's eyes flashed with an imperceptible expression of disappointment, and she looked at the row behind us - there were three consecutive seats left.
She said to her two best friends and roommates.
"Huahua, Xiaowen, we don't have to go any further, can we just sit here? I think this distance is quite suitable. We can see the big blackboard in front of us clearly, but we won't be too close to the teacher and look depressing."
The two girls looked at each other with meaningful smiles on their faces.
The one called Huahua said "Yeah" deliberately.
"I remember, when we first left the dormitory, who said we should sit a little further forward, as close to the teacher as possible? Oh, it shouldn't be Xinxin, right?"
The one named Xiaowen smiled and nodded.
"Okay, okay, whatever our little Xinxin says makes sense. Then sit here!"
Tang Xinyu's face turned slightly red involuntarily, she glared at her two roommates and best friends, and silently sat in the row behind me.
She opened her bag, took out a bottle of iced Coke and handed it to me.
"Classmate Wu Zhong, I just passed by the campus supermarket and bought this. Here it is for you to drink."
Well……
I looked at the half-drunk lychee-flavored juice that Yao Nan had given me on the left side of the table. After a moment of hesitation, I reached out and took the iced Coke from Tang Xinyu.
After all, her expression and tone were too sincere, and I felt that it would not be good to refuse so bluntly in front of her friends.
Under Tang Xinyu's gaze, I opened the bottle cap and took a big sip.
"Thank you very much. The Coke tastes great."
Then he turned around and placed it on the right side of the desktop.
Snapped!
I felt a slap on my left shoulder.
"how?"
Yao Nan said stiffly.
"A mosquito just flew onto your shoulder, ready to suck your blood. I'll slap it to death for you."
you sure?
I looked at Yao Nan suspiciously.
But considering the deep friendship I have had with her over the years, there is no need to lie to me about such a trivial matter, right?
Maybe there are really mosquitoes flying in...
So I got closer to Yao Nan and whispered in a voice that only the two of us could hear.
"It's a pity that I'm far from the master level of martial arts and boxing. Otherwise, I wouldn't need your help. I don't even need to think about it myself. The energy in my body instinctively explodes and kills the mosquito directly. The so-called [One A state where feathers cannot be added and flies cannot fall.”
Yao Nan: "..."
I don’t know why, but at this moment, I felt like she looked at me like I was a fool!
Soon, Duan Xinyu came back.
When he saw Tang Xinyu sitting in the back row, he was stunned for a moment.
Then he looked at me with even more sadness and anger.
After sitting down, he secretly wrote a sentence on the paper and handed it to me - [Damn it, you still think that I, a single, have been abused badly enough]?
But at this time, the school bell rang.
The teacher has opened the book on the desk and started class...
I also quickly started to listen carefully.
Although I no longer have my master asking me to take the first grade again, this seems to have become a secret connection between me and my master.
What's more, Cao Yunfeng's tragedy is right in front of him!
Just because he has a high level of metaphysics and strong magic skills, but his scientific and cultural literacy is too low, he will always look a bit shorter when talking to the master.
Moreover, I still have an idea in my mind.
That is……
"You must go to Shanghai for the university entrance examination, the place where Master left many footprints!"
…
At half past five in the afternoon, school is over.
I packed away the textbooks and scratch paper on the table.
Suddenly a voice sounded from the left and behind him at the same time.
"Classmate Wu Zhong, do you want to go to the cafeteria for dinner together?"
"Tablemate, let's go to the cafeteria to have dinner together!"
It was Yao Nan and Tang Xinyu who suggested that they go to the cafeteria to eat together.
After they both said it at the same time, they were both stunned. Then they looked at each other, both were smiling, and quickly added something at the same time.
"How about, if classmate Xinyu doesn't mind, can we all go together?"
"How about, if Yao Nan doesn't mind, can we all go together?"
Well……
I have a big headache!
The whole person was frozen in his seat, not daring to move.
To be honest, I'm not really a fool.
At this time, I had actually figured it out a bit.
But I’m afraid that I think too much!
After all, many years later, there was a meme about "Pu Xin Man" on the Internet. Although there was no such thing at the time, sometimes there were quite a lot of self-indulgent boys.
Anyway, no matter what, I just have to pretend to be confused!
Pretending to be confused is always the best way to deal with problems that cannot be solved by force.
It is also a great wisdom.
Especially when the "opponent" is a woman...
Although Yao Nan and Tang Xinyu were both smiling, and the two beauties were pleasing to the eye, I still felt a chill on the back of my neck.
I said bravely.
"Well, haha, as for me... our roommate in the dormitory made an appointment not to go to the cafeteria in the afternoon but to have dinner outside the school, so we'll talk about it next time we have the chance. Old Duan, am I right?"
I bumped him with my arm.
"Oh, yes, yes. That's right. We made an appointment, roommates will have a dinner together."
Now that the conversation has come to this point, Yao Nan and Tang Xinyu no longer insist. They just asked me to bring the unfinished drinks.
I stuffed it into my schoolbag and quickly ran away with Duan Xinyu...
Oh my god!
"Even if you face two zombies at the same time, it's not that troublesome, right?"
I wiped my sweat and thought to myself.
