Chapter 322 A Fat Squirrel

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"Classmate, why are you sneaking out and hanging out alone so late at night?"

I turned around.

I saw a pretty girl with long hair following me.

I replied with a smile.

"Yes, there were too many people in the dormitory. I couldn't sleep and was bored. So I sneaked out to hang out."

She walked a few steps quickly and walked side by side with me a foot apart.

"Let's go shopping together?"

I nodded, said nothing, and walked forward slowly.

As she walked, she tilted her head and looked at me.

The big eyes are blinking, a bit weird.

As soon as I turned to look at her, she immediately walked seriously.

We both walked to the playground.

Outside the playground is a cliff, and the wind is stronger here, blowing loudly.

She seemed a little bored and asked me.

"What's your name, classmate?"

"My surname is Wu, what's yours?"

"Just call me Xiaosong."

"It's a strange name. Which class are you in?"

"I, I'm...from Class 10."

Her eyes twinkled.

I almost laughed out loud.

Good guy!

There are thirty classes in the first grade of our Yucheng No. 1 Middle School. How could she hit our class with just one nonsense?

"By the way, Mr. Wu, you are so courageous. This military training base is in the mountains, in the wilderness. I heard that many little girls are afraid to walk alone on the forest trails during the day. It is so late at night and everyone is quiet. of……"

"So I'm not a little girl, I'm a big boy."

"Well……"

She was speechless.

Then he put his hands on his hips and said a little arrogantly.

"Hey! Since you are so brave, let me show you a magic trick."

oh?

I deliberately pretended to be surprised and stared at her with interest.

"Okay, Xiaosong-san can also do magic? Come on, show me a show. Are you here?"

That's right!

A narrow expression suddenly appeared on her face, and she raised her eyebrows at me.

"Watch it! Change!"

The moment her voice fell, her figure suddenly disappeared.

There was nothing in front of me, except for the cold wind blowing from the mountains late at night. It's as if this girl has never appeared!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

A shrill sound sounded at the same time.

"I died so miserably, I died so miserably..."

The girl who called herself "Xiaosong" slowly emerged from the air again, but this time her orifices were bleeding, her tongue was hanging out, and her eyes were rolling.

He even stretched out his hands toward me, approaching me step by step.

"I'm so scared! Don't come over!"

I imitated the exaggerated and nonsensical expressions in Stephen Chow's movies, folded my arms with both hands and yelled.

"Hahaha! If you're afraid, just... uh, wait! Something doesn't seem right."

She stopped suddenly and looked at me with a puzzled expression from her bleeding eyes.

"Why do you feel like you're pretending to be scared?"

I shrugged.

"You've been here pretending to be someone for so long, and you're pretending to be my classmate. Why am I pretending to be scared? I'm in Class 10 of Senior High School."

She suddenly became surprised.

"You, you know that I am not a human being? Are you still not afraid?"

I scoffed.

"I'm not bragging about you being such a little evil spirit. If you stand still here and let you run away, you won't be able to escape."

While speaking, I flicked the fingers of my right hand gently.

Wisps of light energy invisible to the naked eye surround the fingertips.

Of course, this woman can definitely see it.

She suddenly exclaimed.

"You, you... you are... you are not an ordinary person!"

After saying that, he didn't care to scare me anymore, so he turned around and wanted to run away.

"Why are you running!"

I laughed and flicked my fingers.

Whoosh!

A stream of energy flew out and then turned into a rope, binding her from head to toe. He stood there, unable to run.

"ah!"

She exclaimed with some fear and pushed her hands outward with force. He actually broke the Qi Liu directly and continued running forward...

oh?

I was a little surprised and couldn't help but raise my eyebrows.

"Looking at the state of this little evil spirit, it should be just a gadget like a wandering soul. And it has not harmed anyone, so it should be very weak. But it can escape a ray of my Qi? It seems that its strength is not weak."

Although I just randomly popped up a stream of Qi, my current cultivation level is actually pretty good in this Dharma-ending era.

Not only did he have a strong teacher, he also experienced a lot of life and death combat, and he also swallowed black phantoms - even if it was just a leaf.

Lao Cao, Yuan Fei, Li Miao... They are no longer my opponents!

I waved my hand.

A piece of talisman floated out from my sleeve and shot forward like an arrow.

"Devil-defining Talisman!"

There was a snap.

The charm was stuck on the girl's back, and she immediately became motionless. There was no way to break free, no way to run away again.

I put my hands in my pockets and walked over unsteadily.

He tilted his head to look at her.

"You, what do you want to do?!"

This girl seemed a little nervous.

I immediately laughed.

"Is it my turn to ask you this question?"

As I said that, I reached out and slapped her hard on the shoulder.

Pfft...

There was a soft sound, followed by a puff of white smoke.

The pretty girl in front of me suddenly shrank down to the ground and disappeared.

When the smoke cleared, a furry, round, light brown animal appeared in front of me.

When it is standing, its height is almost an inch above my knees.

"Holy shit!"

I was surprised.

"Another rabbit? It's quite fat."

It turns out that this girl is not a ghost, but a monster!

The human form just transformed should be a kind of blinding illusion.

I just had a playful mentality, so I didn't try to expose it just now.

I thought of Bai Su.

It's just that the one in front of me is only light brown, and it doesn't seem to be as big as Miss Bai. She probably has a lower cultivation level.

Squeak!

The "fat rabbit" monster screamed, and at the same time, a somewhat arrogant and arrogant voice sounded in my mind.

"It's a squirrel! This girl is a squirrel! You're the rabbit, you bad guy."

Well……

It turns out to be a squirrel?

I looked closer.

really!

There is still a big difference from rabbits.

The head is much smaller in proportion to the body, and the tail is particularly large - it stands up furry at the back and is almost as big as the body.

Like a big fluffy broom.

Obviously, this is a squirrel demon!

I couldn't help laughing.

"Oh, it turns out to be a fat squirrel."

"You are the one who is fat! Your whole family is fat. I have been working very hard to lose weight recently."

The squirrel demon glared at me, as if she didn't like being called fat.

It was immobilized by my [Evil Determination Talisman], so its body couldn't move. Otherwise, he would probably jump up and hit me on the knee!

I felt funny in my heart. But on the surface, he coughed twice, put on a straight face, and said seriously.

"Be honest! If you, an evil monster like you, are caught by a practitioner, you will be sentenced to death! Are you still here fooling around with me?"

death penalty? !

The squirrel demon seemed frightened.

A pair of round eyes were filled with fear.

Even his voice started to stutter.

"I, I... I'm not a monster. Really! You, you believe me. I have never harmed anyone. I just feel too bored, so sometimes I take advantage of you students to come over for military training to scare the lone ones. People. Seeing how scared they were and how they screamed, and some even cried, I thought it was pretty funny..."

At the end, the squirrel demon's voice became quieter and quieter.

snort!

I said coldly on purpose.

"You are threatening people with malicious intent, and you will be sentenced to death."

"Ah? You human practitioners... are you so cruel? Oh, oh, oh, I don't dare anymore, please spare me. Please, I really didn't do anything bad. And I also became a human girl. Good friend, she came here for military training eight years ago and should be working in the city now. If you don’t believe me, ask her."

The fat squirrel squatted on the ground, leaned down, and let out a whimpering sound similar to the fear of a kitten or puppy.

And in my mind, it was the sound of a girl crying.

Look at how cowardly it is.

I couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha! Those who scare others scare others. You come out at night to scare people when you are bored. If I scare you now, you will reap the consequences."

Well?

The fat squirrel stopped sobbing and raised his head from the ground, with tears shining in his eyes.

"You...you won't kill me?"

"I told you I was scaring you. Who made you want to scare me just now? Also, you must have scared a lot of students who came here for military training before. Don't scare me into psychosis!"

"That doesn't, that won't."

The fat squirrel shook his head vigorously.

"My aunt...every time I scare someone, I give them a big pine nut. After eating it, not only can I calm down, but I can also become smarter. You see, that's it. Oh, I can't move my body now. Can you help me dispel your spell, Mr. Wu?"

It looked at me longingly.

I was speechless for a while.

This fat squirrel... is a bit silly!

"You were lying on the ground crying just now, pretending to be pitiful, and lowering your head and raising your head. I had already removed the charm for you."

ah?

It was stunned, and then quickly moved its tail, which was as big as its own body, in front of it with both hands. Two claws rummaged in the long hair of the tail.

Well……

I bet this guy usually hides things in the fur of his tail?

"Then! I found it, let me show it to you."

The fat squirrel held a huge pine nut in his two paws and handed it to me.

This pine nut is several times larger than common pine nuts!

I can feel a weak spiritual energy fluctuation.

"This pine nut...can actually be called a relatively low-level elixir? In other words, the pine tree that produces such pine nuts must also be psychic, right?"

I was a little surprised.

Uh-huh!

The fat squirrel nodded vigorously.

"Yes, Grandpa Old Tree has lived for many, many years. However, I can't tell you where it is. Even if you..."

It hesitated and puffed out its chest.

"Even if you kill me, I won't tell you!"

Yo?

Unexpectedly, this fat squirrel is quite loyal.

It was probably worried that someone would know the location of the old psychic pine tree and do something bad. After all, it is more difficult for plants to become spirits than for animals!

Although this pine nut has a weak spiritual energy, it is only a relatively low-level type after all. It can be seen that the old pine tree is not very powerful. Even if ordinary lumberjacks insist on cutting down the tree, it will not be able to do anything.

"Give it back!"

I threw the pine nuts back to it.

"I don't want your pine nuts, and I won't ask you about the specific location of the old pine tree. Just tell me honestly about yourself. What's your name? How did you unlock your spiritual wisdom and practice to become a demon? How come you are a teenager like this? Are there activities near the military training base?”

Of course the fat squirrel didn't dare to refuse, so he said it honestly...

It turned out that it was a squirrel living in the nearby mountains and forests.

About seventy years ago.

It was just an ordinary squirrel that didn't understand anything. By chance, it ate the pine nuts from the pine cones of the psychic old pine tree. By chance, my spiritual wisdom slowly opened up.

Then I discovered that I could communicate with the old pine tree.

The old pine tree agreed that it built a squirrel nest in the tree, lived in the tree, and was free to eat pine nuts as food.

Although this big pine nut has very little spiritual energy, if this fat squirrel eats it as a staple food every day, its cultivation will naturally increase! And being able to unlock your spiritual intelligence shows that your talent is quite good...

That's right!

Animals are actually just like humans.

Human beings who want to become practitioners must be born with talents in this area.

Animals who want to activate their intelligence and become monsters also need talent the most - but it may be through some external stimulation, and the probability is higher than that of humans.

You see, this world is so unfair.

Many things are doomed from the beginning.

But also, the world is fair.

Because even if the starting point is the same, the path traveled and the destination are different!

This is not only true in the Xuanmen world, but also in the secular world.

After the fat squirrel opened his spiritual intelligence, he often slipped down the mountain and went to play in the village at the foot of the mountain. Contaminated with some atmosphere of the human world.

Although it stands on a tall old pine tree, it can overlook the bustling city farther away. But it doesn't dare to run that far...

Later, it named itself "Xiaosong".

A secret project was also built here, and later... the secret project was canceled and turned into a youth military training base in the urban area of ​​Chongqing City.

Xiaosong found that there were many people here, so he always sneaked over to play.

Gradually, this guy developed a bad habit of deliberately using illusions to look like a female ghost to scare high school students.

Until today, it finally fell into my hands...