Madoka quickly flew higher, shaking her head with lingering fear.
"It's okay...I'm not afraid of snake venom. It's just that these things have become monsters after all. In addition to being poisonous, they are also a bit corrosive. I need to consume my own monster energy to eliminate them."
As it spoke, demonic energy surged.
I saw a layer of white frost covering its wings at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then turned into ice cubes and ice crystals!
The area of feathers that was sprayed with snake venom was frozen.
Miraculously, the transparent ice crystals instantly turned black - absorbing all the snake venom. Then it fell from the small round wings, hit the ground with a crack, and shattered into ice slag powder.
Madoka was still cursing in the air.
"Fortunately, it didn't hit the big brother's eyes, otherwise it would have been a bit troublesome. It will take at least 30% of the demonic energy to get rid of it completely."
I said with a helpless shrug.
"Wouldn't be like this if some people...oh no, some birds weren't so ostentatious about showing off."
While speaking, I fired another ball of talisman fire, seriously injuring the poisonous snake monster that had just attacked Madoka.
Madoka swooped down from the sky, picked it up and flew into the sky, tearing it into pieces in the air.
It didn't take long for us to eliminate the group of venomous snakes.
…
In the next two days, Madoka and I fought against various beasts in the dense woods where my master had cast a formation.
It mainly trains our tacit understanding of cooperation and our familiarity in borrowing each other's strength.
I have to say, my master is really amazing.
I don’t know where she used to recruit so many poisonous snakes and beasts!
It felt like we couldn't finish the killing, which made Madoka and I very tired.
Fortunately, snake meat and wild boar meat taste pretty good, better than wolf meat.
By Sunday afternoon.
Madoka and I finally cleared away the venomous snakes and beasts in the entire forest, and the master appeared outside the forest almost at the same time. said with a smile.
"Yes, Ah Zhong, your cooperation with this stupid bird is quite impressive."
She waved her hand, and the piles of stones piled up in some strange shapes nearby collapsed automatically and rolled down all over the ground.
At the same time, I felt my eyes light up slightly.
It's like a very thin layer of gauze has been lifted.
Although the scene has not changed much, it is more "bright" - this means that the formation in this forest has been broken by the master.
Ordinary people can walk through it normally without turning a blind eye or encountering a situation similar to "ghosts hitting the wall".
He was originally "trapped" in the woods for two days. He had to deal with these venomous snakes and beasts that became stronger after drinking the talisman water. Not only was he unable to eat well, he was also poorly clothed.
I still have a little complaint in my heart.
But the moment I saw Master's smile, I threw everything out of my mind. Feeling great.
"Master! Do you think I am a good disciple?"
I ran over and wanted to hug her some more.
But he was pushed away from the air in disgust.
"Go aside! It's such a hot summer. I haven't taken a shower for two days. It's dirty and smelly. There's so much blood on it. Don't let me become a teacher."
I:"……"
ruthless!
It was obviously you who threw me in.
What's more, when you pretended to be a crazy woman, weren't you even dirtier than me now?
Of course, I would definitely not dare to say these words, otherwise what I would receive would not be "three slaps in a row" but "thirty slaps in a row" or something like that.
Madoka and I returned home.
I guess Master has already told my parents about the situation, so they have already prepared hot water for bathing.
A large wooden barrel half as tall as a man was placed in a relatively secluded corner of the yard.
Steaming hot.
There is also a set of clean clothes placed on the small wooden stool next to it.
Probably hearing the sound of us opening the courtyard door, my mother poked her head out of the main room, took a look, and then said with some distress.
"Oh, Yao'er, why are you so dirty all over your body, and there's a lot of blood. If Aunt Qin hadn't already greeted us in advance, my mother would have been frightened to death when she saw you like this."
I smiled and scratched my head, not knowing what to say.
My mother asked me to take a shower first and then eat something.
She and my dad were waiting inside.
"Let's go! Mr. Wu, let's take a bath."
Madoka looked very excited, walking towards the bathtub with her short and thick legs like a big fat hen.
I was a little surprised.
"Holy crap! You're a bird, can you still take a bath? Are you afraid that your fur will get all wet?"
"I'm afraid of balls! You don't understand, Mr. Wu, but my eldest brother likes bathing the most. When I was in the Northeast, someone would give me a bath. Do you know the Northeast Bathhouse?"
Take a bath? Northeastern bathhouse?
I was stunned, I really didn’t know.
At that time, although the Internet had already emerged, there were several Internet cafes in Lianghe Town. But in fact, there are still relatively few cultural exchanges between the north and the south.
It is difficult for people living in the South, especially in small places, to understand the lifestyle and customs of the North.
So when I heard what Madoka said, I was very curious.
As he walked towards the bath tub, he chattered.
"By the way, are you a bird of prey from the Northeast? Oh, that's right... Haidongqing is originally a bird of prey that belongs to the Northeast. Although you don't look like a bird of prey at all, you are just a fat chicken."
"But even so, do you still want to go to a human place in the Northeast? Take a bath in a bathhouse? By the way, tell me what experiences you have had in the past."
I'm also a little curious about Madoka's origins.
But this guy never said that.
When I asked today, it deliberately put on a very vicissitudes of life appearance and said in a deliberately pretending to be deep tone.
"Oh, boy Wu, you won't understand... don't ask. Brother's past is very exciting and mysterious. It's beyond your imagination. Be careful not to scare you."
While the stupid bird was talking, he had already jumped into the big wooden tub for bathing.
Soak in the comfortable warm water and make pleasant cooing sounds.
I also took off my dirty and bloody clothes and soaked in the warm water.
Madoka looked like a greasy middle-aged fat man, with her wings resting on the edge of the barrel and her short, thick legs paddling in the water. The feathers were all wet.
"Boy Wu, my past is really full of magic and excitement. To be honest, you are not at all disadvantaged by asking you to call me big brother... Ouch!"
I interrupted this fat bird's pretentious remarks.
I grabbed it by the feet and lifted it upside down from the water, patting its round and fat belly.
Because the fur is now wet with water and sticking to the fleshy belly, you can see that this guy is round and fat and it is not because of the fluffy feathers. There is really a lot of meat!
I said while typing.
"Let you pretend to be serious and let you be arrogant. Why don't you let me slap you in the belly and move your head?"
Madoka twisted her round body and struggled.
"Boy Wu, let me go! Brother, what I said is true. Ah, grululu..."
I literally let it go straight away.
Then the fat bird fell upside down into the barrel and filled it with a lot of water.
I laughed.
"You brat, I'll fight you!"
Madoka went crazy.
He used his wings to fetch water on me crazily.
"Aren't you afraid?"
I laughed too, scooped up water with both hands and threw it at it to fight back.
Suddenly, a fierce battle broke out...
After taking a shower, change into new clothes.
My parents and I had lunch.
They asked insinuatingly about the specific circumstances of my absence from home in the past two days. I didn't hide anything, so I just told them directly.
After hearing this, they both felt a little scared.
My mother, in particular, hesitated to speak many times.
It seems that I want to say whether my current life is too dangerous.
But in the end, my dad looked at me and said nothing more. He just told me to be careful.
My parents actually know it very well...
I was born with a very light horoscope and a weird destiny, and it is very easy to attract evil and sneaky things. If I had not embarked on the path of apprenticeship and spiritual practice, I would have encountered many of these things. And when they encountered it, they didn’t have the slightest ability to protect themselves!
In addition, there is a prophecy that he will not survive until the age of fifteen, like a sharp sword hanging above his head, which may fall at any time...
Now that I am like this, at least I have the initiative.
