"Okay, okay, come on, you're the only one who has a lot of trouble!"
Madoka put her wings on her hips with an unhappy expression on her face.
"First, you can't stand on my shoulders to enter the school or classroom. Let's go separately, and you can fly over by yourself when I arrive. Anyway, there is no one to care about a bird."
"Second, there are many people in the school, so you can't act too mysterious. You need to keep a low profile, you know?"
"Third, when the time comes, the school must listen to me and cannot go against me."
"Can you agree?"
Madoka immediately flapped her wings against her chest.
"Don't worry! Brother, I'm just going to visit a human school and have some fun. I will never get you into trouble."
you sure?
I'm a little skeptical.
But seeing the serious expression on this fat guy's face, he still agreed.
…
Arrived at school.
Classes begin.
Morning self-study, first period, second period...
The strange thing is that after two classes, Madoka hasn't come yet?
"Did this fat little bird realize that he didn't come to school to cause trouble for me? That's fine, otherwise it would be a time bomb."
I felt relieved.
But I never expected that Pan Ming’s chemistry class would take place in the third period.
Suddenly there was a "dong dong dong" sound nearby, like someone tapping on the glass!
There was no warning and it took me by surprise.
You must know that our class is on the fifth floor and I am sitting directly by the window. How could someone outside knock on the glass?
Subconsciously he turned his head to look.
What caught his eye was Madoka's round, fat face.
It turned out that it was pecking at the glass window with its beak.
I was speechless!
"You stupid bird. Why did you choose to come during class time?"
And it was Pan Ming's chemistry class - he was nicknamed Pan Dahan, but he was even more fierce and bad-tempered than the English teacher, and he often scolded the students bloody.
Even if you really have to come during class time, forget it. You are flying around the school first. Why come directly to class?
He actually wanted to come in through the window!
I almost got mad at Madoka on the spot.
Is this Baojiaxian?
I think this is irritating!
…
The class was originally relatively quiet, but as soon as there was a knock on the glass outside, everyone turned to look - including Pan Dahan.
Yao Nan whispered to me in surprise.
"My deskmate, why is Madoka here? Is there anything important?"
"No! I think this stupid bird is just causing trouble."
I almost said this through gritted teeth.
You shouldn't believe what it says!
Boom, boom, boom.
Madoka was still pecking at the glass window tirelessly with her beak, and at the same time, she was communicating with my spiritual thoughts.
"Hey, Mr. Wu, why are you standing there so stupidly? Why don't you open the window for me quickly?"
I:"……"
I was so angry that I couldn't speak!
But at this time, the classmates in the class started to make a fuss.
"Wow! What a cute big bird."
"Yeah! It's big, round, and white. It looks just like the one in the cartoon."
"What kind of bird is this? I've never seen it before."
"Is it trying to fly into the classroom? Or is it lost?"
I have to say, Madoka's stupid appearance is very confusing.
A group of little girls who had no idea how bad it was were immediately fascinated. I think it looks cute and furry.
Pan Dahan's face darkened on the podium, he slapped the podium with his hand and said angrily.
"Quiet down, everyone! We are in class, how can we be so noisy?"
The classroom suddenly became quiet, and the only sound left was the sound of Madoka, a fat bird, pecking at the glass window with its beak.
Boom, boom, boom.
Pan Dahan pointed at me and said.
"Wu Zhong! Open the window and let this big bird fly in. It might just be lost and not able to turn. Maybe it would fly out from the window at the teaching door or in the corridor."
"this……"
I know very well that with Madoka’s mean character. Once you fly in, it’s definitely not that easy to leave!
I don’t dare to think about what kind of chaos this class will be by then.
"Didn't you hear me? Open the window!"
Pan Dahan frowned and looked at me with a somewhat evil look.
I had no choice but to open the window.
Whoosh!
Madoka flew in like a white cannonball and circled directly over the classroom.
Its excited cheers can be heard in my mind.
"Yo! This is school. So many humans gather together to learn things in a small room. It's so interesting."
"And there are so many young people, so nice and full of energy. It's not like when I was in the Northeast, I was surrounded by a bunch of old guys who were sluggish and annoying."
"Oh! Little girl here, do you like me very much? Come on, I will let you touch it."
Madoka chose a pretty little girl named Yang Yumin, and she swooped down and landed on the desk in front of her, pretending to be well-behaved.
Yang Yumin was extremely pleasantly surprised at that time.
"Can I touch you?"
Gu Gu Gu Gu.
Madoka's eyes are very innocent and pure, not at all like the cheap and vulgar look she usually has with us - she is simply a master of disguise with outstanding acting skills!
Yang Yumin happily touched its head, and the surrounding students also became excited.
The whole classroom became noisy again.
Pan Dahan is going crazy!
"Quiet, please be quiet. This damn big bird dares to disrupt the order of my class."
He walked down from the podium, picked up the triangle ruler that the math teacher forgot to take away from the previous class, and prepared to "violently" drive away this inexplicable bird.
Yao Nan became a little nervous, pulled my sleeves, leaned close to me and whispered.
"My deskmate, will something happen to Xiao Yuan? Pan Dahan looks menacing, and he is holding such a big wooden triangle ruler in his hand."
This silly girl is a little worried.
I answered her speechlessly.
"Don't be deceived by the appearance of this big fat bird. It's not a real fat chicken, it's a sea turtle, the most ferocious among eagles. And it's also a monster. Really? Be careful, three big men are not enough for it to eat. What are you worried about? This guy is just too naughty and loves to cause trouble."
Yao Nan breathed a sigh of relief after hearing what I said.
On the other hand, Pan Dahan has already walked to Yang Yumin's desk.
Just reach out and grab Madoka’s wings!
But it missed the mark... because the big fat bird had sensed it a long time ago, and soared directly into the air and flew over the classroom.
Pan Dahan stumbled forward a few steps due to his inertia, almost falling over.
Suddenly the students laughed even harder.
"Don't laugh!"
He is the kind of teacher who is unsmiling and has very traditional ideas. On weekdays, he is aloof and dignified, and does not interact or communicate with students at all.
It's absolute control.
Making a fool of myself in front of the students at this time made my lungs explode with anger!
"Get this stupid bird out of here."
Pan Dahan shouted while waving the triangle ruler in his hand to make small circles.
He was already quite tall, more than 1.8 meters tall, and with the length of a triangle ruler... taking into account the height of the classroom ceiling, he could almost reach Xiaoyuan.
But how could this fat bird be manipulated by an ordinary person?
So it flapped its short and thick wings and flew around nimbly, letting Pan Dahan chase it all over the classroom. Panting, but couldn't even reach a bird feather...
I covered my face in pain.
"I'm so stupid, really! I shouldn't have believed that this big fat bird would behave honestly when it came to school. It would feel uncomfortable unless something happened."
The troublemaker is gone!
"Why are you just standing there? Help, let's get this stupid bird out together. I'm so angry!"
Pan Dahan shouted at the whole class.
He was probably really pissed off - he usually paid the most attention to classroom order, and even had to correct and scold any student who didn't sit properly during class. At this time, the whole class was actually mobilized to catch the birds together!
Wang Dachun was also a man who was afraid of chaos in the world, so he immediately raised his bench and shouted.
"Comrades, come on! Let's help Pan Da...Teacher Pan get the birds together."
He also forcibly dragged Zeng Jin along.
Yao Nan and I looked disgusted.
The whole classroom suddenly became chaotic.
"Hahaha! It's fun, it's fun, it's so fun."
Madoka's mean voice sounded in my mind, making me want to grab it, hold it in my arms, and knead it hard.
"You stupid bird, didn't you agree to a three-part agreement with me? How could you break your promise? Are you a man... Oh no, you're a male bird!"
I roared in my mind.
Madoka replied cowardly.
"When did I promise you? Think carefully about what I said at that time. Are you asking me if I promise? I didn't say yes, I just reassured you that I won't cause trouble."
Well……
When I thought about it carefully, it was true!
Damn, this fat guy is really clever. I was tricked by word games.
"But aren't you causing trouble now?"
"When we were eating hot pot last night, I listened to your chat. Don't you hate this big man Pan? I helped you tease him. Just watch."
After saying that, the big fat bird dived.
It passed directly over Pan Dahan's head, and then a white object landed directly on his hair.
It exudes a faint strange smell.
Pan Dahan was shocked.
He reached out and grabbed his hair, and then...
"Ah!!! This damn stupid bird actually pooped on my head. It pissed me off, pissed me off."
He broke out completely and rushed out of the classroom waving a triangle ruler.
Only the stunned students were left.
Wang Dachun gave a thumbs up.
"Madoka is so powerful! This is the first time I've seen someone make Pan Dahan so angry. Usually even the principal is not as powerful as Pan Dahan in front of him."
I covered my face in pain.
This stupid bird... is really an invincible troublemaker!
I will never allow it to come to school again.
Otherwise, it is easy to develop high blood pressure at such a young age!
After Madoka's fuss, this chemistry class was halfway through. Later, Pan Dahan chased a bird all over the school with a triangle ruler, which became a funny story that has been circulated in the Lianghe District for many years...
Apart from this incident, there was nothing special about school life this week.
I carried a coffin with Lao Cao once and made a few hundred yuan, which was quite small - but it was actually a month's living expenses for ordinary people in the town.
The main reason is that the business of eating yin people's food is indeed very profitable, and my appetite has also been spoiled.
On Friday, I took Xiaoyuan back to Wujiacun.
I am going to take it to see my master...
After all, Madoka showed up last week when I was already preparing to leave. It was too late. So these days have passed, but Master has not actually seen it in reality.
But as soon as he heard about this, Madoka, the bold fat guy, started to get scared.
