"Boy Wu, your master's cultivation level is too high and has exceeded the upper limit of my perception. Therefore, I can only feel that she is very strong, very strong! But how much stronger is she than the coffin bearer you mentioned? …I can’t tell you clearly about your eldest brother.”
After saying that, it used its wings to make a movement similar to a human "spreading hands".
I never expected that Madoka, that nasty fat bird, could be so shameless.
"You damn fat bird! Are you deliberately taking advantage of me? I've always been afraid to judge you as the most shameless person, but I didn't want to, and I didn't expect you to be so shameless. Let's see if I don't rub you to death! "
At this time, he had already reached the door of the coffin shop.
So I immediately put down the sausages and bacon I was carrying, pulled down Xiao Yuan who was standing on my shoulders, and held her in my arms.
Knead like crazy!
The shameless fat bird cooed when pinched.
"Boy Wu, let me go! Why did brother take advantage of you?"
"I asked you how powerful my master is and how far he is from Lao Cao. You told me a lot of nonsense. And you asked me to call you big brother!"
"Wu, please stop pinching me. My belly is swollen from your pinching. In fact, you can't blame me, it's that terrible bad woman... Oh no, it's your master who has hidden her strength. So I can feel very strong, But it’s very vague.”
"What's the meaning?"
I temporarily stopped kneading Madoka, this damn fat bird.
It replied quickly.
"It's like an iceberg suspended on the sea. It's very spectacular when exposed to the outside. You can also vaguely feel that there must be a big lump under the sea. But exactly how many there are is not clear. Moreover, she should have been there all the time. Cultivation through self-suppression."
Um?
I frowned slightly.
Master...she has been suppressing her cultivation?
Is there any secret here?
But I sighed again, thinking a little frustrated.
"To be honest, although she is my master... I don't seem to know anything about her. I don't even know the master's real name and age. Not to mention other secrets."
Seeing that I was in a daze, Xiao Yuan smiled mischievously.
"How are you, Mr. Wu? It's not a bad idea to call me big brother."
Originally, this matter was over, but the fat guy brought it up again.
"What a big brother!"
I had stopped kneading his hand and started moving again.
At this time, Lao Cao came out of the back room, looked up and saw me standing at the door of the store...
He was suddenly surprised.
"Xiao Wu, why did you bring a live fat hen back this week? It's so troublesome to walk and take a car with you all the way. If you want to eat chicken, just go to the vegetable market and buy it. Or go to the end of the street. I’ll bring you a bowl of roast chicken with fat intestines from the restaurant.”
I:"……"
Madoka: "..."
Then the fat bird got angry!
After cooing twice, he flew out of my arms and hit Lao Cao - just like a white plush cannonball. Hit Lao Cao's chest.
Ouch!
Lao Cao was unprepared and was knocked back a few steps.
A dissatisfied voice sounded in my mind and his at the same time.
"You old man who carries the coffin is simply ignorant. How dare you call me a fat hen? It really offends me! Open your presbyopic eyes and see clearly. I am the king of eagles soaring in the sky. The handsome Jade Claw Hai Dongqing, yes!"
The dead fat bird beeped and flapped its wings as it landed on the lid of a coffin.
He still had a big belly and raised his head, looking arrogant.
Even the well-informed Lao Cao was stunned at this time!
It took a long time before he finally came back to his senses and looked at me with a strange expression on his face.
"This, this is..."
"Old Cao, this is what I told you, my Jade Claw Haidong Qing Family Immortal."
I see!
Lao Cao looked at the big fat bird standing on the coffin lid with his belly bulging out, with an expression on his face that made him laugh or cry.
I told him before about the situation when Master asked me for the magic of the Immortal...
Originally, the one who was "invited" was a Liuxian, that is, a snake, but he was cut off halfway by Madoka. He ate that "Willow Fairy" directly as food!
In this way, it naturally accepted the contract of the eaten willow fairy and became my home fairy.
I don’t know what this big fat bird is thinking.
You could say that it has a coveted look on its face and really wants to be my fairy, but its attitude is particularly bad - anyway, it bickers, fights and fights with me every day.
Just like just now, you took advantage of me, which is really annoying!
Of course, I have to admit that Madoka is still very powerful.
When Jiaxian borrows his strength, my combat effectiveness can be greatly improved!
After all, he is still the "Raptor" Hai Dongqing, although he is a bit fatter and a bit meaner...
Lao Cao slowly walked up to Xiao Yuan with his hands behind his back and said with a smile.
"I'm sorry, my dear, I didn't see clearly just now, and I mistook you for a fat hen. I'm really sorry."
snort!
Xiao Yuan lowered her head, looked at Lao Cao with a pair of sly and bright eyes, and turned around.
"Old man, if you want to sincerely apologize, then you have to give me some compensation!"
"What compensation do you want?"
"I'm hungry. I want to eat fish. Go and make fish for me!"
While the fat bird was shouting, it used its two wings to pat its round, fat belly like a human hand, making a "pah, pah, pah" sound.
The pointed bird's beak was still opening and closing, making a chirping sound.
Lao Cao was stunned again.
I smiled helplessly.
Even if he is well-informed and experienced, he has probably never seen such a mean monster, right?
Well, that's right...in essence, a house fairy is also a kind of monster. They are just good demons who have signed some kind of contract with human practitioners.
But Madoka, this fat guy, doesn’t look like a good guy!
Lao Cao nodded.
"Okay, no problem! Then I'll go to the market to buy fresh fish and cook it for you for dinner. Brother Xiaoyuan, do you think it's okay?"
As he spoke, he pointed at Wang Hu who was standing next to him.
"This is Wang Hu, an employee of our coffin shop. His cooking skills are outstanding! You will be satisfied."
Wang Hu quickly smiled at Xiao Yuan and greeted her.
He should be able to feel that the cultivation level of this arrogant-looking bird demon is much higher than his own!
After Madoka, this damn fat bird, was done with it, I remembered that there was something else left at the door.
He quickly turned around and carried it in.
"By the way, Lao Cao, these are the sausages and bacon my mother asked me to bring here. She made them herself. The meat tastes very delicious, and it's not comparable to the kind bought outside."
"I will take a piece of bacon to a classmate's house for hot pot later, and the rest will be placed on the coffin. Let's have a late night snack, cut some bacon or sausage, fry it with garlic sprouts, and cook some noodles. It's delicious!"
As I spoke, I started to swallow a little bit.
It was inconvenient to carry the bacon, so I took out the various textbooks and homework in my schoolbag that I wouldn't need for tonight's self-study.
Put the bacon in and prepare to go to Wang Dachun's house.
Just as I was about to go out, Madoka flew over with flapping wings and landed on my shoulder.
"Boy Wu, are you going to abandon your eldest brother?"
"What nonsense are you talking about, you fat bird! Lao Cao's coffin shop is my residence in Lianghe Town. But tonight I made an appointment to have hot pot at a classmate's house for dinner. You just stay in the coffin shop, with Lao Cao and Uncle Hu Let’s chat, or you can fly out and play by yourself.”
Xiao Yuan's evil eyes suddenly lit up.
"What is hot pot? Is it a human delicacy? Is it delicious? I want to go with you!"
Well……
I was speechless for a while, and said, didn’t you ask Lao Cao to pay you a fish as compensation?
Xiao Yuan said let’s go eat hot pot first and have fish as a midnight snack!
The fat bird turned around and looked at Lao Cao, waving its wings.
"Old man Cao, I and Mr. Wu are going to have hot pot. Don't forget the fish you promised to cook for me. Come back in the evening for a late-night snack!"
"Okay, you go."
Lao Cao was still smiling.
I made a "pop" sound and slapped this guy on the head.
"Nothing big or little! And, do you want to be the eldest brother or the uncle?"
Madoka covered her furry head with her wings and glared at me.
"In front of you, Mr. Wu, I am your eldest brother, and in front of others I am the uncle! What, you don't accept it? If you don't accept it, hit me! Hit me..."
Bang bang bang!
I took action directly and slapped it three times on the head, then crossed my arms and sneered.
"I've never heard of such a perverted request."
Madoka: "..."
"Boy Wu, you bastard!"
…
I took Xiao Yuan and walked slowly towards Wang Dachun's house.
The coffin shop is in the east of the town, and his home is in the south of the town. It takes about half an hour to walk there.
Along the way, people cast curious glances at me.
There were even some whispers and pointing.
After all, whoever has such a big bird on his shoulder will attract attention.
I'm quite calm and don't care about being seen by others.
Madoka was a little excited and kept beeping in my ear.
"Hey, look, Mr. Wu! Isn't Big Brother very popular? Human beings really like me."
"Yeah! Look at that beauty, she smiled at me."
"What's that red bunch in the kid's hand? It looks delicious. I really want to snatch it from him!"
Fortunately, this damn fat bird still had some sense after all and didn't do anything outrageous in broad daylight in full view of the public.
He just stood on my shoulder, looked around, and talked to me with his mental thoughts.
I was literally bursting into tears.
I never expected that my fairy would be such a fat guy!
Didn't it seem that we weren't so exaggerated when we met in dreams before?
At about four o'clock in the afternoon, I arrived at the door of Wang Dachun's house.
If the adults are not at home, the teenagers will definitely have a lot of fun.
It is estimated that Yao Nan and Zeng Jin should have arrived early, after all, they live in Lianghe Town.
Through the thick security door, I could hear a faint English song coming from inside - needless to say, it was Michael Jackson's song that this guy Dachun liked.
Ding dong, ding dong.
I rang the doorbell.
"coming!"
Wang Dachun's voice sounded from inside the door, and there was a sound of footsteps trotting over.
"When you go in later, please be honest first! Although they all know my situation and details, they are still ordinary people. Don't do anything when you come up, and don't be so familiar with me."
I took this moment to give Madoka a few words.
As a result, this fat bird looked at me sideways with an unhappy look on his face.
"Wu boy, what do you mean? Are you saying that I'm ignorant, brother? Let me tell you, in those days in the Northeast, I was the most rare person, do you know?"
Good guy! He even showed me some Northeastern dialect.
"Anyway, big brother will introduce you later, so don't make your own decisions."
"I'm the eldest brother!"
"I'm the eldest brother!"
The two of us started fighting at the door, and I easily subdued the stupid bird - I tied its wings behind my back, carried it in my hand, and hugged it.
at this time.
A crunch.
The security door opened and Wang Dachun's head poked out.
At a glance, I saw that I was holding Xiao Yuan's wings, and she was struggling crazily, and she made a "coo-coo" sound in her mouth.
He was stunned for a moment, then a smile appeared on his face.
Said very happily.
"Oh, boss, you are too polite! Just come here. I also brought a fat native chicken. Is it going to be made into chicken hot pot? Although the native chicken in the country is more delicious than the one bought in the market. , but we don’t know how to kill a live chicken. Besides, this chicken is so fat and big, so it’s very difficult to do it.”
Wang Dachun looked at Xiao Yuan I was carrying and rubbed his hands. The expression on his face seemed to be a little surprised and a little embarrassed.
I:"……"
Madoka: "..."
