I quickly ran over laughing and grabbed Madoka's feet with both hands.
Just like pulling out a carrot, pull it up hard!
Only then did he pull the big, round bird out of the soil.
It seemed a little angry, and kicked the broken branch hard with its short and thick claws, and made a chirping bird song from its mouth.
I have reason to suspect that this guy is swearing!
the next morning.
When I woke up, I found that the Toad Fairy Pill that I placed on the bedside last night was gone.
Only one soft white feather remains.
Obviously, Madoka, the big fat bird, came last night and took away the demon pill.
"Big Fat Bird, we both have to work hard to practice. I hope we can meet in real life soon."
I said secretly in my heart.
…
The last few days of winter vacation ended peacefully.
I packed my luggage, said goodbye to my parents and master with excitement, and returned to Two Rivers Town.
Just stepped into the coffin shop.
I saw Lao Cao's familiar smiling face, and he greeted me with a smile.
"Xiao Wu is back? You had a good time during the winter vacation. Are you okay with Xiangu Qin and your parents?"
"Haha! Everything is fine, and so are they. It's just that I haven't seen you, Lao Cao, and Uncle Hu for a long time, so I'm a little used to it."
The gray translucent Wang Hu poked his head out from the kitchen at the back and said happily.
"Brother Wu is back? I'm making dinner. Just in time, I'll stir-fry two more dishes!"
"Thank you for your hard work, Uncle Tiger. I can smell the fragrance. I will eat three big bowls of rice later!"
While chatting and laughing with them, I walked up to the second floor and put my luggage and backpack in my room.
Of course, I didn’t forget to say hello to the paper people and horses.
call!
I lay on my back on the wooden bed.
“After living here for a long time, it feels like a second home.”
I don’t know how much I will miss this place after I am admitted to high school more than two years later.
Soon, Wang Hu brought dinner.
I was surprised to find that he was able to control seven tableware at the same time - two meat dishes, one vegetable dish, one soup and three large bowls of rice!
The plates and soup pots were lifted up by the faint smoke at the same time, floated out of the kitchen, and landed firmly on the dining table in the middle of the room with three pairs of chopsticks.
Twice cooked pork.
Boiled meat slices.
Fried loofah.
Tomato omelette soup.
It’s delicious, delicious, and looks appetizing!
"Uncle Tiger, I haven't seen you for more than a month. Have you become stronger? Your soul body also looks stronger. Your cooking skills are even better."
I smiled and praised.
He quickly waved his hand and looked at Lao Cao with a grateful expression.
"Thanks all to Boss Cao for this! Not only did he teach me some new methods of solid soul condensation, but he also gave me some soul condensation incense and special paper money to smoke."
Lao Cao smiled and picked up the bowl.
"Eat, eat!"
After dinner, it was about eleven o'clock.
It's quiet at night.
Bai Su and Huihui also went down the mountain from the cave in Luojiaopo and came to the coffin shop.
"Brother Wu! Long time no see. I miss you so much."
Huihui squeaked and jumped directly into my arms.
Then, like a pet dog, it kept twisting and rubbing its body.
It also made my hair all over.
I also rubbed its little head and belly affectionately, then looked at Bai Su and said hello.
…
The holidays are over and it’s back to school.
The next morning, I bought steamed buns and ate them while walking to school.
At the three-way intersection in front of the Lianghe Bridge, I saw Wang Dachun taking Zeng Jin and a few younger brothers from a distance.
"Wow! Boss, you miss me so much."
The guy yelled exaggeratedly and charged directly at me.
"Stop, stop!"
I stretched out my hand in horror to stop this guy from jumping up and hugging me in full view of the street.
Two grown men, so close, I can't stand it!
When I walked to the bridge, I met Yao Nan and her little sisters again.
She greeted me with a smile, and the other girls winked and smiled weirdly.
I can't be bothered!
After not seeing each other for more than a month, Yao Nan does seem to have become more beautiful again.
Bright eyes, white teeth, and a charming smile.
Some of the little boys passing by looked at her secretly from time to time.
But I feel that compared to my master’s appearance, which is like a celestial being, there is still a big gap...
The life of the next semester begins so plainly and warmly.
Maybe it was because I had such an exciting time last semester, and I was so worried about all kinds of evil things happening one after another. In the next semester, it seemed very calm.
Take classes during the day and practice at night.
Although when I went to carry the coffin with Lao Cao and the others, I would occasionally encounter some corpses of the deceased. But they are just the lowest level of zombies.
Even without me or Lao Cao taking action, Daniel and Ergou could easily solve it.
A bundle of phoenix rope and a few blows with a dragon stick.
Basically, I became honest immediately and stopped fussing...
Then ask if there is any grievance.
Those who have any grievances will be settled, and those who have no grievances will be directly buried in the grave I have chosen.
Finish!
Time passes slowly forward like the river water outside the town.
A blink of an eye.
It was early June of 2000.
Summer has already begun in Sichuan and Chongqing.
The weather was hot, and the cicadas kept shouting in the trees.
At that time, no matter how affluent the town's junior high school classrooms were, it was unlikely that there would be air conditioning - having six ceiling fans on the ceiling above the head was already a sign that Lianghe Township was very well-funded.
Huchi, wheeze...
Wang Dachun stuck out his tongue and tugged on his collar. Treat the math textbook as a fan and keep fanning yourself.
It was only the end of the second period of get out of class in the morning, and the temperature was already approaching 30 degrees.
Yao Nan looked back at him and said with some disgust.
"Stop panting, I thought there was a big dog behind me."
Zeng Jin and I couldn't help laughing.
Wang Dachun felt a little aggrieved.
"Isn't it too hot... The school is so stingy that it doesn't install air conditioners in the classrooms. I have already installed air conditioners at home. It's very cool when I go home every day."
I looked at this guy speechlessly and said.
"Why don't you eat minced meat? Well, stop complaining. Calm down and cool down naturally. The next class is Lao Quan's class. If you don't listen carefully to his class and fan yourself there, you will definitely be scolded to death. .”
Lao Quan is our English teacher and he is very strict.
Wang Dachun is afraid of not many teachers, but the boss is one of them.
"That's right, boss!"
As if he suddenly discovered some secret, he suddenly came closer to me and stared at me.
"Why don't you seem to even sweat? I don't see you fanning yourself. There is no sweat on your face or neck at all!"
When Wang Dachun said this, Zeng Jin and Yao Nan also became interested.
He also came closer and stared at me.
"What are you doing? The look in your eyes makes me a little nervous."
I leaned back against the wall and raised my hands.
Yao Nan whispered in surprise.
"My deskmate, you must have used some kind of magic, right? It's amazing. Is there any magic that can keep you cool and prevent you from sweating?"
She looked envious.
In the hot summer, girls are more in trouble than boys. After all, my hair is very long and my neck is sweaty.
"Boss! I also want to learn magic. Even if I can't catch ghosts and eliminate demons, can I at least cool myself down in the summer? It's not too difficult or taboo, right?"
Wang Dachun looked envious.
I smiled and shook my head.
"There are indeed spells that can reduce body temperature and keep people cool, but they are not very useful and the level is quite high. So I haven't learned them yet. The reason why they can keep people cool is because of martial arts."
What?
Martial arts?
Can practicing martial arts keep people cool?
Wang Dachun, Yao Nan, and Zeng Jin all looked puzzled and confused.
I saw that there were still a few minutes until class, so I simply gave them a rough explanation...
"Look at my arms."
I said while rolling up my sleeves. Stretch your right forearm out in front of them.
Yao Nan unceremoniously grabbed my wrist and put it in front of his eyes.
Before I could say anything, she exclaimed.
"Oh my god, my roommate! Why is your skin so smooth? It's better than a girl's skin. And the pores are so small and there are very few hairs. I didn't notice it before."
Wang Dachun also called out.
"My boss! You're a bit of a girl...Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Don't hit me."
Before I could make a move, this fool consciously admitted his mistake with his head in his arms.
"Now, take a look."
I said softly, while my arms suddenly exerted force and movement.
In an instant, something happened that shocked them even more...
