However, it's too late!
This fat bird, which looks like a round ball, uses its beak to peck at the golden-threaded nectar flowers as fast as a machine gun.
Ta da da, da da da!
The fluffy bird head was almost blurry and had an afterimage.
Before I even ran up to it, the bowl-sized three-color flowers had disappeared, leaving only the green and golden rhizomes.
"You disgusting big fat bird!!!"
I almost fainted from anger and was so furious.
This is the Golden Thread Youtan!
Master said it was a rare treasure, and I originally kept it at home to grow. Even if it is not used to ward off magical calamities or consume to improve one's power, if the parents or elders in the family get older and have some illness, it would be good to get some rhizome juice for treatment.
etc!
"Fortunately, Madoka, the fat bird, just ate the flowers. If the rhizomes below are left, can we continue to plant them, right?"
I just felt so lucky in my misfortune.
Unexpectedly, this bastard bird actually fluttered its wings and flew up, firmly grasped the root of the Golden Thread You Tan with its claws, and then flapped its wings vigorously to fly upward, which was equivalent to pulling it up!
Pfft.
The soil splashed out, and Madoka grabbed the green and golden rhizome and flew to the roof. I missed it again!
At this time, the dead fat bird was standing on the beam. There was also a "coo-coo" sound coming from his mouth, looking very happy.
In front of me, he ate the rhizome of Jinxian Youtan again...
"You bastard Madoka, you damn fat bird! Did you do it on purpose to make me angry?"
"Cuckoo, coo, coo."
I understood what it meant. This guy was saying that since a contract had been made, it was only natural for me to feed him, the fairy. What's more, he usually lends his strength to me to stop me from being so stingy.
"But this is Jinxian Youtan! Can't you eat other things? Uh, wait!"
I suddenly reacted.
This is in a dream!
In other words, maybe it's not true?
Since that time when Master cast a spell into my dream and met Madoka in person, she has also successively taught me some basic abilities about "dream spells".
At first, when I saw Madoka Kasen in my dream, I didn’t know I was dreaming. Only after waking up from the dream can we recall it again... It belongs to the situation of "the authorities are obsessed with it".
But after studying the dream method taught by Master for a few months, at least I can clearly distinguish between "dreams" and "reality"!
For example, now, I know clearly that this is in a dream.
"If it's a dream, then it should, maybe, not be true, right? After all, in my dream, I and Xiao Yuan were running around in deep mountains, old forests, rivers and streams. Could it be that we really went out? Well, yes, it must be. It’s a scene in a dream. Maybe the fat guy like Madoka really wants to eat it, and my mind is connected with it, so this dream came about.”
Well, that’s right! Fake, it must be fake.
When I wake up tomorrow morning, the Golden Thread Youtan will definitely be placed beside my bed!
Thinking of this, I feel a little better.
He looked up at Xiao Yuan who had finished eating all the roots of Golden Thread You Tan on the beam, and waved to her: "Damn... Good Xiao Yuan, come down. Come, stand on my shoulder, let's go out and play!" "
This damn fat bird turned its head to the side with an arrogant expression and looked at me sideways. Cooing a few times.
That means: Don’t come down! Do you think I'm stupid?
"Really, I'm not going to lie to you. I won't hit you. If I'm lying to you, I'm just a puppy!"
Madoka lowered its fluffy bird head, looked at me, and cooed twice more. It flew down and planned to land on my shoulder.
Soon enough, I grabbed it suddenly, laughed loudly and started to squeeze its belly and rub its head hard.
"Damn fat bird! You still fell into my hands, right?"
Gu Gu Gu Gu!
Madoka screamed in horror, obviously calling me a big liar.
I pinched the meat on its belly triumphantly and shouted: "Woof woof woof! Woof woof!"
Anyway, I am thick-skinned, so what if I act like a puppy?
…
I just spent the whole night playing around in my dream with Madoka, the unreliable fat bird fairy.
After dawn, I woke up.
My whole body feels refreshed and my body feels full of strength!
After all, sleeping a full night with "sleeping power" is very beneficial to both physical and mental nourishment.
Lao Cao told me that a person doesn't even need to learn any martial arts, boxing or kicking skills, he just practices sleeping skills. Over time, one punch and one kick can weigh hundreds of kilograms! Several strong men could not get close.
I sat on the bed, stretched again, and talked to myself.
"Last night, I saw Madoka's fat bird in my dream, and he wanted to eat my Golden Thread Youtan. It's scary! Fortunately, it was just a dream. My Golden Thread Youtan should still be fine... I said! Mine Where is Golden Thread Youtan?"
The moment I turned to look at the head of the bed, I jumped out of bed like a cat whose tail had been stepped on!
The Golden Thread Youtan that was originally planted in a big pot beside my bed has long since disappeared. Only the empty basin and the turned soil were left.
Next to it, there was a white feather... apparently from Madoka's dead fat bird.
Where is my golden thread Youtan?
I have such a big pot of golden thread Youtan!
I put it here carefully last night!
"Oh my god! Wasn't that a dream last night? It was real! Jinxian Youtan was really eaten by this guy Madoka."
I grabbed my hair with both hands and let out a cry of pain.
I was so scared that my parents in the next room rushed over and asked me what happened. It was so scary so early in the morning?
I pointed to the empty basin at the head of the bed, speechless and choked.
"My, my flower...is missing."
When my mother heard this, she breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest and complained: "You little kid, aren't you just a potted flower? Why are you crying and howling? It's okay. Let your dad go to the mountain to give it to you when he has time. Dig a more beautiful flower and raise it."
"That's right! What your mother said makes sense. It's just a pot of flowers."
My dad smiled and patted me hard on the shoulder. He looked at the empty flowerpot, his expression became a little more solemn, and he said: "However, the doors at home were all locked last night. Your flower disappeared suddenly and inexplicably. Is it wrong?" Is there something evil going on? Why don't you ask the fairy?"
When he said this, my mother suddenly became nervous.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I waved my hand to tell them not to worry, it was not something evil. I guess he was eaten by the fairy I invited before...
When my parents heard this, they thought it didn't matter, so they stopped paying attention. One made breakfast and the other read the newspaper. I don’t want to care about my sadness at all.
After my mother made breakfast and packed it in a lunch box, I took it to Master's house to eat together.
According to the rules, don't eat before you eat. So after I finished eating and the grip was over, I couldn't wait to tell the master about the golden thread You Tan being eaten by Madoka, as if I was holding it back.
After listening, she was slightly surprised.
"Master, do you know what's going on?"
She shook her head: "I'm not sure either."
Then Master explained...
"Ah Chong, your Immortal is a little strange. He ate the Willow Immortal who was supposed to make a contract with you, and took the initiative to become your Immortal. The Jade Claw Haidongqing was originally an extremely rare and powerful raptor, but it has long It must be round, chubby, and harmless to humans and animals. But it is very powerful."
"If it has any malicious intent, I can use magic means to forcibly arrest it and then search for its soul! But it has no malicious intent, and it is your family fairy. In this case, we can only communicate well. In general For me, I think it’s just that you are a more willful immortal, and the Golden Thread Youtan is very good for it, so I ate it.”
All right!
I'm a little helpless.
Master is right. After these few months of getting along with each other in dreams every night, I also feel that this fat bird’s character can be said to be quite arrogant and willful!
"Then let me ask it tonight."
"Well, after all, it is your family immortal, so you should get along well with it. When your cultivation reaches a certain level, it will follow you in reality, and it will be a companion who will live and die together."
Master said nothing more about this matter.
Instead, he started today’s practice and continued to teach me how to draw some basic spells, answer the doubts I encountered when learning Feng Shui techniques and other methods, etc...
By night, I was already ready to "raise the enemy to account"!
As soon as I fell asleep and appeared in the dream world, I started yelling.
"You bastard Madoka! You're such a fat bird who only knows how to eat in one day. Come out quickly."
This is in a dense forest, and it is also the place where I encounter it most often in my dreams.
I guess this is probably where Madoka lives in reality. It should be within a hundred miles of our Wujia Village, not too far away.
Gu Gu Gu Gu!
A sound similar to that of a dove or a hen sounded, accompanied by the flapping of its wings in the air.
I raised my head and saw a white shadow slowly descending from the sky above the tree crown, landing on a branch above my head.
"Madoka, you... I am! You, how come you have grown so much?"
really!
It was originally about the same size as a fat hen, but now its body is at least two or three times larger. We are almost approaching a big white goose.
Gu Gu Gu Gu.
It barked several times triumphantly in the air and told me that it had recovered a bit by eating the flower from last night.
recover?
I felt it was a strange word to use, but I didn’t think much of it at the time. I just want to ask why it ate my baby without permission. This is forced eating!
Before I could ask, the fat bird landed on the branch where it usually lands. Suddenly there was only a crisp sound of "click".
Before it could get into position, the branches snapped instantly.
I saw a round, furry, white spherical object falling from the sky and hitting me hard.
"Ouch!"
"Gu!?"
I only had time to scream with it at the same time. One of them fell to the ground and rolled several times.
My butt also hit a big rock on the grass. Fortunately, I avoided the sharp protruding part, otherwise I might have bled my anus...
On the contrary, this bastard Madoka, because she fell into my arms, barely touched her.
"Oh my god!"
I rubbed my dizzy head and stared at it angrily: "Don't you know that as you get bigger, you become fatter and heavier? How can such a thin twig bear your weight?"
Gu Gu!
Madoka raised her head, looking indifferent and mean.
I asked why it ate my golden thread Youtan, and it cooed and explained that it was not its fault. The only reason is that the flowers are too attractive...oh no, they are attracting birds. When he couldn't hold it anymore, he ate it.
Anyway, who made that flower so delicious? Isn't it just to deliberately induce it to make mistakes?
Similar meanings to this bird song began to appear frequently on the Internet many years later in the Internet era. Madoka is definitely the originator of scumbag quotes!
Although I was angry, there was nothing I could do about it.
The family fairy I invited could only do this with tears in my eyes.
What else can you do? Can it be replaced?
Fortunately, this fat bird still has some conscience, saying that its strength has greatly increased because of eating the golden thread Youtan. If I encounter a dangerous situation in the future, the power you can lend me will be at least 50% greater than before!
"That's pretty much it."
The imbalance in my heart finally eased a bit, and I stopped pursuing it.
Seeing that I was no longer causing trouble for it, this fat bird took another step forward, with a round belly and its short, thick legs, and took me to the river to catch fish and shrimps.
…
The two days on the weekend always feel like they go by very quickly.
In the blink of an eye, I was going to study in the town again.
As soon as I arrived at Lao Cao's coffin shop, he immediately pulled me over and asked me eagerly what the origin of the three-color strange flower was.
It seems like I've been tossing and turning over this for the past two days, right?
So I told him the information about Jinxian Youtan, word for word. Lao Cao felt satisfied and nodded frequently.
In fact, I can completely understand his mood.
Everyone who can achieve a relatively high level in their own field is full of curiosity.
However, after hearing this, Lao Cao's expression became a little solemn again, and he said in a deep voice: "Shu Jie... I haven't reached the level that I need to overcome this thing yet! Since the person behind the scenes can change the feng shui of the entire cemetery, Judging from the ability to nourish a thing, the Dharma lineage is definitely not lower than that of a coffin bearer like me. It can be seen that the cultivation level is obviously higher than mine. Then we should pay attention! Be careful recently and don’t go to that area again. The graveyard is shaking."
I nodded and said that Master had already reminded me. And when Yuan Fei comes over, we have to remind him.
As soon as we finished talking, we heard a simple and powerful voice outside the door.
"Coffinmaker Cao, there is a coffin on He Street in the north of the town. It needs to be carried. Do you have time now?"
It was Daniel who came with a few of his friends.
I ran out with a smile and said hello: "Daniu, Ergou, Flathead, Mangdun, long time no see."
"Brother Wu!"
When the four of them saw me, they smiled and held their hands.
After all, they have experienced life and death together, and they are considered important "partners" of Lao Cao, the coffin bearer, so they all have a good relationship.
Lao Cao also walked out of the door and nodded: "Of course there is time! The coffin bearers are either carrying the coffin or on their way to carry the coffin. What is the situation this time?"
Having learned the lesson from the last time Miss Duan's family turned into a vicious corpse, Daniel no longer dared to boast that he had seen something simple and no problem... but said it to Lao Cao.
"He is the son of a shoemaker. It is said that he owed gambling money and hanged himself last night. He was discovered by his family this morning, and then he took him home crying. Because it was suicide and the family didn't have much money, I didn't think about it. How to perform rituals and mourning? Just get a coffin and carry it to the mountain for burial tonight. The coffin maker will have to see the details on the spot."
After hearing this situation, I felt a little strange.
It stands to reason that suicide by hanging... No matter how hard the deceased controls it, the physiological instincts and nerve reflexes will definitely cause a lot of movement by twisting hard. It's not like he hanged himself last night and only discovered it this morning! The shoemaker sleeps so deeply?
Daniel gave me a thumbs up: "Brother Wu is really thoughtful. The shoemaker's son did not commit suicide at home, but hanged himself from a big tree at the intersection of He Street and Liangfeng Street."
I see!
I see.
But after hearing this, Lao Cao's expression changed slightly: "The intersection of He Street and Liangfeng Street...could it be that tree?!"
He suddenly became serious, making Daniel and I stunned.
I subconsciously asked: "Is there something wrong with the tree where the man hanged himself? Does it make you care so much, Lao Cao?"
