Yao Nan next to him was also frightened.
She probably didn't expect that Wang Dachun would actually dare to hit someone.
I'm quite calm.
I've seen zombies, I've defeated yellow-skinned demons, I've encountered ghosts treating guests... Are you still afraid of a playboy like you?
What's more, Master usually teaches me boxing and kicking skills.
Although I have only been practicing for two months, I feel that at least I will not lose in a fight.
Just when I was thinking about how to get these two guys down quickly. Suddenly there was a shout at the classroom door.
"Wang Dachun, what are you going to do!"
The classroom suddenly became quiet.
Wang Dachun's raised fist also froze in mid-air.
I turned around and saw Chen Xue, the teacher who took me to the Academic Affairs Office to register in the morning, walking in with a few textbooks under his arm. Staring at Wang Dachun angrily.
"Classmate Wang, I shouldn't have ignored your instructions and sat in a random position. I'll move right now, so don't hit me."
My acting skills suddenly exploded, and I sat down with a timid voice, pretending to be scared.
Yao Nan next to me was stunned!
Wang Dachun was also shocked.
Teacher Chen was furious. He came over and grabbed Wang Dachun's wrist and pulled him to stand in the aisle. The spittle almost flew to the other person's face.
"Wang Dachun, let me tell you, don't think that because your parents have some status in the town, you just show off your power in school every day. Our district is the best junior high school near Lianghe Town. It is a place to cultivate talents, not for you to fight. . You are so brave. You still need to arrange where your classmates will sit? Come and help me be the class teacher!"
"Teacher Chen, I don't have..."
"Get out! Stand at the door of the classroom."
Wang Dachun was so frightened that he didn't dare to say anything and stood obediently at the door of the classroom.
Then Chen Xue turned to look at me again, his expression softened a lot: "I said Wu Zhong, you are really assigned to my class. I have seen your admission scores, and you are the first in your township's primary school. Junior high school as well. Study well and don't be affected by these bad students. Don't worry, if anyone bullies you, just tell me. The teacher will never be lenient."
Uh-huh!
I nodded very obediently and said thank you, Teacher Chen.
He also laughed and said that he liked good students the most. Now that Yao Nan and I sit together, we will help each other and make progress together in the future.
After finishing speaking, Teacher Chen returned to the podium and started the first class meeting for new students...
Yao Nan frowned: "Classmate Wu, why did you lie?"
I spread my hands and said, "Why did you lie? It was Wang Dachun who didn't allow me to sit here. And I am indeed very scared."
"Hmph! Insidious. I suddenly feel that you don't look like a good person either. I don't want to talk to you anymore."
Yao Nan pursed his lips, turned his head, and ignored me.
But I didn’t bother to pay attention to her.
Others may think that Yao Nan is very good-looking and a class star. Maybe he will go along with her and coax her.
But no matter how beautiful she is, can she compare with my master?
Master is so beautiful, no girl in this world can compare with her. Therefore, my perception of women’s appearance has also been infinitely improved.
It's like seeing big rivers, why would you care about small streams?
The class meeting was quite boring, so I secretly took out my math textbook to preview, and out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Wang Dachun standing at the door of the classroom, staring at me fiercely.
"It seems like this dude hasn't been taught a lesson yet? That's right, this kind of person won't give up until he's beaten. In that case..."
I thought of a way and smiled.
Over the past two months, I have been practicing drawing talismans with my master, and I have been able to make some basic talismans.
Although they are all minor tricks, there is still no problem in rectifying the bad guys.
There were no classes that afternoon. Teachers from various subjects basically came to meet with us and talk about our future junior high school life and teaching arrangements.
At six o'clock in the afternoon, school is over.
Everyone went to the canteen to eat one after another.
Because starting from junior high school, we all have evening self-study.
After school ends at six o'clock, there is an hour and a half for dinner and rest. Then I have evening self-study, from 7:30 to 9:30.
I have to say, it was much harder than elementary school.
When all the classmates went to have dinner, there was no one in the classroom for the time being.
I carefully took out a piece of talisman paper from my schoolbag, poured some cinnabar into the ink tank, and started drawing talismans with the brush on it.
What I drew is the most basic and easiest talisman, and its effect is very simple, it just makes people fart non-stop!
Because it's too low-level and its functions are weird, it doesn't even have a formal name. Anyway, Master said, they are usually called fart charms... As the name suggests, they are very simple and crude.
Even for this low-level spell, it took me two minutes to draw it, and I was sweating on my forehead.
He took out a lighter and lit a corner of the fart charm.
He quickly unscrewed Wang Dachun's thermos cup on the table behind him and shook his hand against the mouth of the cup.
Hooray!
The talisman exploded instantly and turned into tiny black ashes, falling into the water. Then it melted away.
I put the lid on the cup and put it back.
Then he took out a piece of bread from his schoolbag and continued to preview other subjects while eating it...
"I have to keep my test scores at the top of my age. It's so stressful! I don't even have time to eat dinner."
I sighed.
…
After seven o'clock, students returned to the classroom one after another.
Wang Dachun also sat behind me, surrounded by his younger brothers.
Snapped!
He slapped me hard on the back and sneered: "Little kid, you really pissed me off. If you still have the guts, see you on the rooftop above the teaching building next evening after your self-study."
I looked at him: "Are you sure? Whoever doesn't go is a dog!"
Wang Dachun was stunned.
Maybe he didn't expect me to be so stubborn, so he shouted loudly: "Okay! After the evening self-study class, go upstairs to the rooftop. Anyone who doesn't go is a dog."
At this time, there were already many people in the class. They all looked in our direction and whispered.
"Hmph, I'll make you look good then!"
As Wang Dachun spoke, he picked up the thermos cup on the table, unscrewed the lid and took several gulps. He also shook his head: "It's comfortable. The water tastes delicious. A high-end thermos cup. Have you ever seen a country bumpkin like you?"
…
Generally speaking, there are no evening self-study classes at our place. Mainly review or preview, and then do questions and so on. The head teacher will sit on the podium and watch.
So it was very quiet in the classroom. There was only the rustle of turning pages and writing.
"Hey, why haven't you started yet? Didn't I draw my talisman well? Or is there something wrong with the operation of a certain link?"
I bit the penholder and frowned slightly.
This is indeed a possibility, after all, this is the first time I have actually used a spell to deal with someone.
"Oh, forget it. At worst, I'll go fight him on the rooftop tonight."
But at this moment, suddenly!
Bang bang... puff puff puff!
There was a series of muffled sounds coming from behind me.
Immediately afterwards, Wang Dachun's deskmate screamed: "Brother Chun! Your fart smells so bad. I can't bear it anymore."
After saying that, he stood up and moved out.
Originally, the classroom for evening self-study was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. Wang Dachun farted so loudly that it was already earth-shattering.
Coupled with the exclamation that his deskmate and younger brother blurted out, the whole class burst into laughter, and many people burst into tears.
Yao Nan also had a look of disgust on his face and covered his nose with his hand. Of course I did the same, it really stinks!
When I was learning to draw the fart charm, I had no idea that it had additional functions.
Wang Dachun's face turned red and he was extremely embarrassed.
"Quiet!!!"
Chen Xue, the head teacher on the podium, shouted: "This is just a normal physiological phenomenon. What's so funny?"
Although he didn't like a playboy like Wang Dachun, he still wanted to protect the student's face.
But he still said: "Wang Dachun, you too, can't you hold it in? I've never seen anyone fart as loudly as you. Pay attention to yourself and control it."
"me……"
Wang Dachun couldn't argue and could only sit down.
I know very well that after drinking the talisman water of the fart talisman, I can't control it or notice it at all!
Normal farts need to pass through the sphincter, so people will feel it. You can also have a little more control. But the fart charm doesn’t work!
As soon as Wang Dachun sat down, there was another series of explosions.
Bang bang bang, bang bang.
Louder than before!
I saw Wang Dachun's face turned green.
Ha ha ha ha!
The whole class burst into laughter again, and even the head teacher couldn't stop it.
And amidst the laughter, even though he covered his buttocks with his hands, he continued to fart, making a clear and loud sound. Can't hold it down.
I laughed too. When the whole class laughed, no one knew that my laughter was more meaningful.
Wang Dachun said with a sad face: "Teacher, I, I may have a bad stomach. I will ask for leave and go to the school hospital."
"Okay, I'll take you there."
As a class teacher, Chen Xue is still worried about something happening to his students. He endured the smell and planned to come over.
But at this moment, Wang Dachun's expression suddenly changed, and his eyes were full of boundless panic!
