This is not enough! !
After Chu Heng heard Old Man Lian's accusation, he couldn't help but shrink back, knowing that he might be in trouble today!
When he added the matter of peeing his pants, he had no other idea. He just wanted to enrich the content. But it happened that the matter of old man Lian came to mind again, so he added it with a little artistic processing.
At that time, he thought that the book was sold abroad, and even the old man would definitely not know about it. But what he never expected was that someone actually mailed him diapers!
Don't you think this group of people are really wasteful?
The extremely expensive cross-border package was actually used to mail him diapers!
What's even more annoying is that Silly Que is sent to him!
Isn’t this a case of looking for a doctor?
Chu Heng shivered and looked at the stick in Old Man Lian's hand, trying hard to think of a way to deal with it.
"..."
The old lady and Yang Guizhi were stunned on the spot.
They looked at Old Man Lian who was full of grief and anger, and felt quite sympathetic in their hearts.
As people of the older generation who have come from the old times, when they get older, as long as they are not hopelessly rotten, most of them want to have a good reputation before they die.
Even the old man who has been working hard for most of his life is finally facing such a big shit basin suddenly being slapped on his head. Who can bear it?
"You're talking about your kid." Even the deaf old lady couldn't stand it now. She pointed at Chu Heng with a cane and scolded: "Why are you making up this lie?"
"That's right." Yang Guizhi couldn't help but smack her lips.
This is terrifying just thinking about it. When she was in the Xicao Brigade, it was enough to spread some gossip in the village. He did it better. He spread it directly to the whole world. This was still unbearable. Already?
Chu Heng, who was hiding in the pavilion, heard this and hurriedly defended: "No, I'm not making up lies. This is the truth! He really fell into an ice hole and peed his pants, but he didn't save anyone."
Uh-huh?
The deaf old lady and Yang Guizhi looked at Old Man Lian together, their eyes sparkling, and a flame called Bagua was burning in their pupils.
Is there such a thing? !
Why didn’t we hear about it earlier?
"You bastard, how dare you say that!" Old Man Lian felt uncomfortable and immediately became angry. He picked up the stick and rushed towards Chu Heng again.
This time, Chu Heng did not move. Instead, he strangled his neck and used a killer weapon on the spot: "Hit me. If you hit me, I will find someone to hang you up and whip you tomorrow!"
The old man Lian's momentum suddenly stopped, he held the stick with a sullen face, stared at Chu Heng in disappointment, and sneered: "Okay, you bastard, you have grown up, come on, come on, you must tell me today Tell me clearly, or else I will smash your head and clean up the trouble for your old Chu family, lest you stain the reputation that your father and mother paid for with their lives!"
"Who's blaming you? I'm telling the truth!" Chu Heng hid his body behind the pillars of the pavilion, leaving half of his head exposed. He didn't give the old man even a chance to make a sneak attack, like a peeping cat. , shouted loudly: "I made that book to create foreign exchange for the country, to make a lot of bullets and cannons, so that you are not willing to sacrifice your reputation and make some contributions on such things that benefit the country and the people." Really? You said you are not against GM, what are you?"
"Damn it, grandma, who are you trying to fool? You need to make bullets and cannons with just one book. Is your old book made of gold or silver?" Even the old man sneered, not believing a single word of this.
If writing books was so profitable, who would farm? You can just write a book at home!
"I'm not fooling anyone. If you don't believe me, you can go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and ask. I brought back more than 500,000 yuan in foreign exchange this time!" Chu Heng said hurriedly.
"Okay, I'm going to ask now. If this doesn't happen, I'll break your legs!" Even the old man wasn't sure if what he said had a nose and eyes was true, so he turned around and walked out, preparing to call that person. The staff of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs who come to him every month to confirm the letters and gifts from readers.
After he walked out of the Moon Gate, the deaf old lady asked Chu Heng: "Xiao Hengzi, tell the truth to your wife. Is what you just said the truth?"
"Really, more real than pearls." Chu Heng assured.
"That's good! This time I'll see him try to touch even one of our Tsuneko's hairs!" The old lady immediately felt relieved, a smile appeared on her face, and her deep wrinkles rippled like waves, and then she became curious. Asked: "But how can you make money by writing books?"
"Yes, a book can earn more than 500,000 yuan, and you can spend it in a few lifetimes." Yang Guizhi was a little dizzy. A book can earn more than 500,000 yuan. How many years would she have to work here to earn it? So many?
"Wow wow wow~"
Just as Chu Heng was about to explain the doorway to the two of them, he heard a loud cry coming from the old lady's room. At first, it was just Chu Zhecheng, and then Huniu also started crying.
"Ouch, kid!"
The three of them all panicked and hurried into the room. They immediately saw a naked Chu Zhecheng lying on the head of the kang, crying loudly. The quilt under him was soaked. It seemed that he had woken up by peeing on the kang. .
Mrs. Wu Xiumei was busy changing his diaper.
However, little Huniu, who was awakened by her little brother's cry, was ignored and ignored. Xiaoxiao sat alone on top of Chu Zhecheng's head, wiping her tears pitifully.
"Give it to me, old lady." After Yang Guizhi came in, she quickly took over the diaper-changing task from old lady Wu Xiumei.
When the little Huniu heard someone coming, she quickly took her little hand out of her eyes and looked over. When she saw her best godfather in the world, she stood up quickly, opened her little arms and ran towards him, seeking comfort.
"Uuuu~ Godfather!"
"Slow down, slow down!"
Chu Heng was afraid that she would fall off the kang, so he rushed up with a quick step, held the little guy in his arms, and comforted her with gentle words. Soon Huniu calmed down, hugged his neck and rested her chin on it. On his shoulders, two round black eyes blinked at Chu Zhecheng, who had also stopped crying, but his mouth kept moving.
"Looks like I'm hungry."
When Mrs. Wu Xiumei saw this, she turned to the chest of drawers to get two milk bottles to make milk powder.
At this time, Hu Niu suddenly said in Chu Heng's ear with a milky voice: "Pssssssssssssssssssssssss!"
"ah?"
Chu Heng was stunned for a moment before he realized what was happening. He hurriedly carried the child to the spittoon at the door and helped her to urinate. After finishing, he handed the child to the deaf old lady, then took the spittoon to the bathroom to empty it, and also rinsed the baby. .
When he came out of the bathroom, he happened to bump into Old Man Lian who was coming back from making a phone call.
The old director who asked what had happened looked at Chu Heng, who was holding a spittoon in his hand, with a complicated look on his face.
As an old party member with extremely high ideological awareness, he has no obligation to contribute to the country, but he doesn't like this way of making contributions.
Now when he thought about those foreign readers who said in their letters that they would come to visit him, they would shout when they saw him, ah, you are the Lian An who peed his pants, right? Ouch, he is ready to die!
At this moment, Old Man Lian really wanted to beat Chu Heng, but the beating was so unexpected that he felt quite aggrieved.
