"That's done, let's leave first, Mr. Chu. In a few days, when you finish your work, you can find time to get together with your brothers. I haven't seen you for a while, and I miss you."
Waving his hand, Du San turned around and got into the car, disappearing into the night with a few little brothers.
Then Chu Heng, surrounded by Xiao Ma and others, carried his luggage and entered Xiaolihua.
Arriving in front of the house and looking at the heavy and simple courtyard door, Chu Heng felt indescribably at ease. After letting Xiao Ma and others put down their things, he raised his hand and knocked on the door.
"Bang bang bang!"
The three women who were sleeping soundly in the room woke up at the same time.
"Who is this in the middle of the night?"
The eldest cousin who was sleeping on the kang in the main room frowned and lifted the quilt and sat up. The two lumps of flesh on her chest, both large and small, held up her vest high. Her long, snow-white legs were strong and elastic.
"I'm going to take a look. Don't you two come out."
She called out to Xiao Ni and Yang Guizhi, who were sleeping in the east and west rooms respectively, and reached out to find clothes and pants to put on.
The black and white dogs in the kennel under the eaves also woke up. They listened to the familiar breathing outside the door with their ears raised, and sniffed hard with their sensitive noses. Then they ran out of the kennel excitedly and came to the door to whimper. Scratching at the door.
"Woooooo~!"
Brother!
Big brother is back!
Hearing the low whimpering of the two dogs in the yard, Chu Heng couldn't help but have a warm smile on his face, and then he patted the door twice more.
"Bump!"
"coming!"
At this time, the eldest cousin came out of the house with a flashlight, wearing a military coat and a well-fitting police uniform underneath. She walked quickly to the door of the courtyard, but did not rush to open the door. Instead, she asked through the door: "Who is it?"
Chu Heng wanted to tease his aunt, so he didn't say anything and knocked on the door twice more.
"Dongdong!"
"Who am I asking you? Are you deaf?" The eldest cousin raised her eyebrows, with an evil look on her face.
The grandson outside didn't answer, and Dongdong knocked a few more times.
"grass!"
The eldest cousin immediately became angry. She stretched out her hand and unbolted the door, then pulled open the door. She looked out with fiery eyes, only to see a pair of eyeballs floating in the air and a set of white-thorned teeth.
How else can I say that these women are so tough!
Seeing this weird scene that scared the old man to the point of peeing, she not only wasn't afraid, but instead kicked him with a look of anger.
"Where did this lonely ghost come from!"
"Fuck!"
The unprepared Chu Heng was kicked in the stomach, and he flew backwards, hitting the wall behind him hard, and then slipped down.
The severe pain in his stomach and back made him almost breathless and speechless.
"hiss!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The two dogs rushed out at this time, wanting to give their big brother a loving hug.
Unexpectedly, the eldest cousin grabbed Xiao Hei's neck, and then quickly took a step back. While looking at Chu Heng sitting on the ground warily, she shouted into the room: "Sister Guizhi, come out with the knife quickly, our house is haunted. You have to put some blood into it!"
Xiao Hei was instantly frightened.
(ΩДΩ)
Hearing her words, Xiao Ni and Yang Guizhi, who were still sleeping in the room, immediately panicked and hurriedly got up to get dressed. After a while, one was carrying a gun and the other was carrying a knife and ran out of the house.
Duan Fengchun's voice not only alarmed the two of them, but also attracted nearby neighbors who were awakened by Chu Heng's knock on the door.
Many brave people rushed out of the house with whatever tools they could find to ward off evil spirits. Some were carrying spittoons filled with children's urine, some were carrying mahogany mats, and some were holding Bagua mirrors.
"Where is it? Where is it?"
Xiao Ni and Yang Guizhi were the first to arrive. The two sisters stood timidly behind Duan Fengchun, who had a stronger yang than ordinary men. They looked at the eyes floating outside the door with fear, and the hairs on their hair stood up in fear.
"Give you the knife!"
Yang Guizhi quickly handed over a sharp knife. This knife was brought into the house for self-defense after Chu Heng left. It was sharpened and was guaranteed to be bloody.
The eldest cousin quickly threw away the flashlight, took the knife and was about to stab Xiao Hei in her hand.
"Woooo~!"
Xiao Hei was so frightened that he peed.
"Kacha!"
Xiao Ni also raised his gun and aimed with one eye narrowed.
I heard this stuff can ward off ghosts!
"No, no!" Chu Heng finally regained his breath and hurriedly struggled to get up: "It's me, Chu Heng!"
"ah?"
Hearing this familiar voice, the eldest cousin stopped for a moment, raised her head and looked at him carefully with some uncertainty.
Xiao Ni was different. Her man's voice had long been engraved in her mind. She quickly put away her gun, stepped forward with small steps in excitement, plunged into his arms, and said happily: " Oops, why didn't you tell me in advance when you came back? But it scared me to death, I really thought it was a ghost!"
Chu Heng's face twitched in pain when his wife touched the place where his eldest cousin had kicked him. He reached out with difficulty and hugged her, and said with a wry smile: "Don't I want to give you a surprise?"
"It's really Chu Heng!"
My eldest cousin and Yang Guizhi also believed it this time.
Duan Fengchun picked up the flashlight and shined a light on his face, and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Pfft, why are you so dark? It's so late at night that you can't even see anyone clearly. I just saw two eyeballs dangling there."
"Haha, come in the house quickly, come in the house quickly." Yang Guizhi walked out cheerfully and went to get the suitcase placed at the door.
"Where is the ghost?"
"How can there be ghosts in the Chu family?"
"Damn it, are your eyes turned into sperm?"
The enthusiastic neighbors also ran over at this time. Uncle Zhao next door was carrying a spittoon and shouted to Xiao Ni in horror: "Yinghong, go away, I have children's urine here, which is specially designed to cure evil spirits!"
Chu Heng was afraid that he would piss her all over, so he hurriedly shouted: "No, no, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, I'm Chu Heng!"
"Chu Heng?"
Everyone looked at the suspicious person with a flashlight. It was a bit darker, but they could still vaguely see his original charm, and they were relieved.
"Hey you, you scared me!"
"I said, where have you been for this period? Why do you have such a tan?"
"Can't you go to Xishan to dig coal?"
"No foreigner I saw in the embassy area last year was as bad as you!"
"It's time to relax. Go to bed. I have to go to work tomorrow."
"See you later, Chu Suo."
The neighbors chatted lively for a while and then dispersed, yawning profusely.
Chu Heng also entered the hospital with the support of his wife and cousin.
After returning to the house, Ya threw herself on the kang, pillowed on her eldest cousin's quilt, sniffing the strong and unrestrained body fragrance like blooming hyacinths, and hummed.
"Hey, you, my hip shaft is like that, Hey, my ribs are slapping, Hey, my elbow is like that..."
"Don't move, don't move. I'll apply some safflower oil on you." Xiao Ni came to him with the safflower oil distressed. After asking where it hurt, he opened his clothes and saw that there was a big bruise.
Hey young!
This made her feel bad. While rubbing her husband with safflower oil, she complained to her eldest cousin: "Why are you so harsh?"
The eldest cousin muttered with a look of annoyance: "Who asked him to pretend to be a ghost? I didn't know it was him."
Hearing this, Xiao Ni was also frightened. He turned around and blamed the man: "You too, don't you know that there are women in our house? It scared everyone to death. I almost shot him, you know?"
Chu Heng also knew that he had brought it upon himself, and he was afraid that his wife would continue to complain, so he groaned even louder: "Hey, baby, it hurts, it hurts, please be gentle. Do you want to murder your husband and then find a new home?"
At this time, Yang Guizhi put away her luggage and came over. She looked at Chu Heng lying on the kang distressedly and asked, "Hengzi, you haven't eaten yet, have you? Can I cook you something?"
When Chu Heng heard that he was eating, he immediately grabbed his head and said in a straight voice: "Give me half a pound of dried noodles, add two eggs, and some diced ham. If you have some rapeseed, add some. If you don't have it, just add some. Cabbage hearts, and I’m also getting some soybean curd and salted duck eggs. I also have some rice wine under the bed in my room, so boil it for me for two ounces. I’m tired, Sister Guizhi.”
After saying that, she tilted her head again, as if she was about to get fucked, and continued to hum.
"Hey young~"
The three women in the room all rolled their eyes when they saw this.
have to!
Worry for nothing.
