Chu Heng glanced at the three old ladies whose expressions changed. He already believed a little bit of the one-eyed old man's words, but there was something he couldn't figure out. After hesitating for a moment, he still couldn't hold back and asked: "Men, this Are the three old ladies really all liars?"
"I think it is!"
The old man nodded firmly, and at the same time he mentally greeted all the eighteen generations of his old buddy's ancestors.
No matter male or female!
You're already a man with half your foot in the coffin, and you're still messing around!
Besides, you can do whatever you want, why bother me?
Isn't this intentional to harm people?
My whole family cannot be buried with you!
Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!
Go play with eggs!
This old man is also decisive.
After guessing that this situation might have been caused by him leaking the news, in order to avoid Old Man Xie from holding him accountable, he directly sold his old buddy.
This is called a dead Taoist friend but a poor Taoist!
Moreover, if he is so proactive in exposing and reporting, he might be able to reap some benefits!
The old man is full of expectations!
"Man, you said they are all liars, and they are in the same group, but what about this scab? I don't believe there is such a coincidence. They both have scabs on the left side of their cheeks."
Chu Heng had already circled between the thin old lady and the old lady chanting sutras. At this time, he was holding a gun to the forehead of the pale old lady, and the other hand reached out to the person's face. He nodded: "I've seen it all, it doesn't look fake."
It looks very similar to the big white buttocks of his second roommate, and it feels very bumpy to the touch...
"Ah."
When talking about professional issues, the old man immediately became energetic. He glanced at Xie Lixuan and others secretly. Seeing that they were also curious, he hurriedly organized some words, stood with his hands behind his hands like a tall man, and showed off in a eloquent manner: "Their moles are all fake, but the technique they use is much better than the one on that damn fat man's face, and it's also a lot more time-consuming. They have to use pig bristles, supplemented by special liquid, and apply it on the face bit by bit. Stamp it once a day, and it will become what it is now in just three days!”
"Look carefully, do the moles on their faces have dense little eyes? Those are the bristles poking them!"
"It's true, hi!" Chu Heng came closer to the thin old lady and took a look.
The old lady looked at his finger on the trigger, she was so frightened that she was covered in cold sweat, she threw her head back tremblingly, and said with a cry in her voice: "Boss, please be careful, don't misfire."
Chu Hengli ignored her, pointed a gun at the fat old lady who was kneeling on the ground with her eyes rolling around, and asked: "Why don't you also poke a pimple out of her?"
Ouch!
You are really good at chatting!
It would be a pity not to talk about cross talk!
The old man bared his teeth in a smile and continued following his words: "Just to be clever, make a fake one first, then another fake one after that, and finally leave the most similar one. Compare them side by side. Wouldn't that make it easier for people to believe it?" .”
"Oh! Psychology!" Chu Heng suddenly slapped his thigh, then pointed at the old lady who had stopped chanting sutras and asked: "Hey, by the way, you just called her Hu Meizi, did you know her before?"
I will definitely treat you to a drink later...
The old man glanced at Chu Heng with admiration and suddenly fell in love with him. He really wanted to recruit him as his son-in-law: "I don't even know him, I just heard about him."
"The old man named Mu Yu'an who asked me about this matter was engaged in cheating in his early years. I heard him mention that he had a concubine named Hu Meizi who worked with him for job shortages. Today I Seeing that this old lady looks somewhat similar to what he described, and since he is already suspicious, the identity of this old guy becomes obvious."
After hearing this, Chu Heng scratched his head: "What do you mean by lack of work?"
"Okay, since you want to know, then I will tell you." The old man felt comfortable talking, licked his lips and continued: "They are cheating people. There are ten gates in total, Feng, Ma, Swallow, Bird, Porcelain, Gold, Ping, Leather, Color, Hang!”
"This wind can be a strong wind, or it can also be called a bee's bee. It is a group of bees. Like bees, it comes and disperses in an instant."
Unexpectedly, Chu Heng didn't want to listen to his popular science. He waved his hand impatiently and interrupted: "Oh, let's talk about this later. You first talk about what is lacking."
Tsk!
The young man is not on the right track!
The old man was a little dissatisfied, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, and said hurriedly: "This vacancy can also be called a que, which means a gap, and it refers to a position in the officialdom. Wherever there is a vacancy, someone will step in to fill it. "
"This is the most scheming one! Such a big picture requires mobilizing many factors, contacting many people, and the person who makes the game strategizes. Only when the game is completed can he leave with a lot of money."
"Nothing."
After saying this, the old man sneered, shook his head and said: "Their game this time is a bit too rough. After all, they are too old to be effective!"
"Why!"
The old lady who chanted sutras sighed at this time, and stood up slowly while holding on to the armrest of the chair. She looked like she was about to fall apart at any moment. She looked at everyone calmly and said, "Mr. Shigemitsu doesn't know something. This time, the situation... It’s not rough, it’s anxious!”
"Old lady, I entered the industry when I was eight years old. I have been in and out of it for so many years, but I have never made a mistake. I rely on caution!"
"Earlier, our plan was to take at least half a year, but it would take as long as three to five years!"
"In today's game, if Mr. Xie hadn't been too hasty and my mother wanted to find a place for her descendants before she died, we wouldn't have entered the game so hastily."
"Ha, so you still blame me?"
Old man Xie's face was so dark that he almost shed tears. With his current status, there are still people who dare to put ideas on his head. This is really a birthday man who is taking rat medicine and thinks that he has a long life!
"No one is to blame, only greed!" The old lady chanting shook her head, with a bright smile on her face. Although her face was wrinkled, it could be vaguely seen that she must have been beautiful when she was young.
"Walk!"
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the old lady suddenly shouted, took out a few hawthorn pill-like things from her pocket and threw them on the ground.
At the same time, the other two old ladies followed her and took out the same thing and made the same move.
"Bang bang bang..."
The meatball hit the ground and exploded instantly. At the same time, a thick gray smoke with a pungent smell quickly escaped from the meatball, filling the entire room in the blink of an eye.
"Pa bang bang..."
Immediately afterwards, I heard a series of tiny footsteps in the room, and then I heard the door being knocked open and the window being smashed.
"Ahem, what a piece of shit!"
Chu Heng was choked with snot and tears streaming down his face, but he didn't care too much. He picked up the gun and rushed towards the door.
"oops!"
He had just run a few steps when he heard a cry of pain. When he got out of the door, he saw the fat old lady lying at the door with a face of pain, her lips were purple, her face was blue, and her eyes were closed tightly.
When I feel anxious or panicked, I have a heart attack...
Looking at the other two, the thin old lady was standing under the wall, trying hard to climb up the wall, but she couldn't find the strength.
The old lady chanting sutras is more interesting.
She was walking through the main gate, and happened to meet the little stupid girl from the Liu family coming over. The two of them bumped into each other, and they both fell over.
I don’t know where she fell. The old lady was lying on the ground and couldn’t get up.
Xiao Liuhong, on the other hand, acted as if nothing was wrong. She stood up and patted the dust off her body. Then she put her hands on her round waist and glared angrily at the old lady who bumped into her: "Grandma, you hurt me because you bumped into me. You must compensate me...two dollars." A piece of fruit candy! Otherwise, or I’ll let my Uncle Candy bite you, he’s awesome, let me tell you!”
