"Oh, if I hadn't drunk too much at that time, if Qin Jingru hadn't taken advantage of her, or if she had been more careful, how could I have borrowed such a bad thing..."
Coming out of the steel rolling mill, Chu Heng sighed and babbled all the way, and he arrived at the courtyard without even using it for a quarter of an hour.
It was already late at night, the doors of every house were closed and the lights were brightly lit.
Well, it's not absolutely certain, there are no lights on at Silly Zhu's house.
When Chu Heng came to the middle courtyard carrying his things, he saw that his house was dark, and there was a figure squatting under the window.
The lights were dim, and everyone was wearing dark-colored clothes. They huddled up and squatted there, like little devils urging their lives.
But it gave him a big fright.
"I……
Just as Chu Heng was about to curse, he immediately stopped because he had already figured out what these goods were doing.
Listen to the bed!
"Hey!"
The guy smiled obscenely, hunched over and leaned over. After squatting down next to Liu Guangtian, he asked in a low voice: "When did it start?"
"Half a day!"
Liu Guangtian replied subconsciously, and felt that the voice looked familiar. He turned around and looked around. He could still vaguely see that it was his boss, and said hurriedly: "Brother, why are you here?"
"Do not talk!"
Chu Heng glared at him and quickly put his ear against the wall. A thin sound immediately reached his ears.
"Phew! Call daddy!"
"Um?"
"Ho, ho... call daddy!"
"...Get down here!"
…
Because Chu Heng arrived too late, there was no movement in the room before Chu Heng had listened to the meeting.
But it’s still exciting!
Look at Silly Zhu, that guy is honest and sweet, and he has a lot of love and sex!
Hearing this guy's blood boiled with enthusiasm, and he still had some unfinished thoughts.
Who hasn’t had some voyeurism yet?
"Hey, Teacher Ran's voice is quite nice!"
"But I can't let it go. I don't even want to call daddy!"
"That's right, Silly Zhu has such a wrinkled face, wouldn't it be nice to be her father?"
"Haha! What a shame!"
…
After listening to Qiang Gen, the grandsons did not leave, but squatted directly under the window to chat. They were all beaming, breathing heavily, and seemed extremely excited.
It's like just watching a short movie.
"Wow!"
While chatting, these guys got a little carried away. I don’t know who knocked off a broken bowl on the window sill of Shazhu’s house. It fell to the ground and smashed into pieces. The harsh sound was heard in the quiet night. Far.
"Who the hell is outside!"
Silly Zhu's roar of filial piety came from the room, and the group of grandsons immediately dispersed and quickly disappeared into the darkness.
Chu Heng, however, stood up calmly, twisted his butt, adjusted his sight, and then shouted loudly without blushing, "It's me, Brother Zhuzhu."
"Hangzi?"
There was a rustling sound in the house, and soon Silly Zhu, wearing a coat, walked out of the house with a strange smell all over his body. He looked at him doubtfully and asked, "Why are you here so late?"
Chu Heng wrinkled his nose, silently took a step back, and said with a smile: "I'm going to see the old lady. I'd like to inform you that my sister-in-law has taken care of her affairs. She will probably be able to go to the Publicity Department tomorrow."
"Hey, thank you so much!" Silly Zhu was inexplicably surprised. He quickly grabbed Chu Heng's hand and dragged him into the house: "Let's go inside and talk. Let's have a drink!"
"What are you drinking? My sister-in-law is lying down. Is it appropriate for me to go in? You think you are still a bachelor!" Chu Heng said nothing and broke away from him.
After his suggestion, Shazhu remembered that his wife was lying naked in the room. He patted his head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "It's so bad that I forgot that I have a wife when I get excited. So, Tomorrow night, come to my place and I will make you a nine-turn large intestine!"
"Then it's a deal! If you miss the nine-turn large intestine, I'll be worried about you." Chu Heng's eyes lit up. Squid has always been his favorite. In addition to sashimi, he has tried basically every way to eat it. Nine-turn large intestine is one of the first dishes in his menu.
"I'll give you ten turns!"
Silly Zhu punched him funny.
Because there was a naked wife in the house, Shazhu didn't chat too much with Chu Heng. After saying a few words, he closed the door and went back to bed to hug his wife.
Chu Heng stood outside the door, blinked his dark starry eyes, and crouched back under the window furtively...
It wasn't until twenty minutes later that he let out a disdainful sneer, took hard steps, and hunched over to the backyard.
It was already past seven o'clock, and the lights in the deaf old lady's house were still on. From time to time, the childish laughter of the little Huniu and the chatter and laughter of a man could be heard coming from the house.
Um?
man!
Chu Heng's tiger body trembled, and his waist straightened up. After listening carefully, he recognized that the man's voice was very old. He breathed a sigh of relief. Soon he strode to the door, stretched out his hand and knocked lightly. : "Old lady, I am Tsuneko!"
"Brother Tsuneko?"
Qin Jingru stood up in surprise and hurriedly came over to open the door for him.
"Squeak!"
At the same time, the door of the Xu family room next door also opened, and Yu Haitang stood at the door pretty, looking at the guy with a resentful look.
"Haitang didn't sleep."
Chu Heng waved to her cheerfully, ignored the woman, turned around and followed Qin Jingru into the house.
At this time, in addition to the old lady, Qin Jingru, and little Huniu, there was an old man in the house.
He has a strong body, a muscular face, a big gray beard, and a bald head. The back of his skull on the left side near the ear has a strange collapse, which makes him look a little oozing.
As soon as he caught sight of him, Chu Heng had a hunch that this person might be the Ying Pingshan that old man Xie said had a brain problem.
The characteristics are so obvious!
At this time, the old man was teasing the little tiger girl lying on the kang with a loving look on his face. From time to time he made some strange noises from his mouth, making the little guy giggle and kick his feet restlessly.
Seeing her lover looking at the old man intently, Qin Jingru hurriedly introduced: "Brother, this is Master Ying Pingshan, his comrade-in-arms."
Immediately, she said to the old man again: "Brother Ying, this is Chu Heng, we were talking about him just now!"
Brother...
Chu Heng looked at the age spots on Ying Pingshan's face speechlessly, and admired Qin Xiaoniu's seniority.
"Are you Chu Heng?" Ying Pingshan, who had just finished delivering the things, seemed to be in contact with him for the first time. After looking him up and down, his eyes stopped on the things he had brought, nodded, and said angrily: "Well, not bad, what a talented person!"
This looks quite normal!
Chu Heng smiled at him in confusion: "Grandpa Ying, you are so flattering! You are the best among people."
"You are promising. The big words are not just a basket of words, but you can also speak idioms." The deaf old lady's ears were working hard at this time. She rolled her eyes at the old man and waved to Chu Heng with a smile: "Come on, little Hengzi , come here as my wife, let me see what good things you have brought."
"I'm going to open your eyes today!"
Chu Heng withdrew his gaze, walked to the deaf old lady, and took out things one by one: "Madam, these are all good things that my friend helped me get from the Friendship Store."
"Did you see it? Hangzhou's brocade, which was only worn by dignitaries in the past. And this, foreign milk powder. It is said to contain some trace elements. If the little tiger girl drinks it, it will definitely grow faster. There are also besides……"
Chu Heng introduced it forcefully.
Ying Pingshan's heart was raised over there, and he glanced nervously at the other end, worried that the smart old lady would see through their trick.
It was like this until the old lady accepted the things with a smile, and the old man breathed a sigh of relief.
But then, his expression froze, his face twitched involuntarily, and bursts of weird laughter came out of his mouth.
"Jiejiejie...jiejiejiejie..."
It's like an owl croaking in the night, and like an evil ghost demanding life.
Chu Heng was so scared that he almost peed!
"What's going on?"
"Hey, I'm crazy again."
The deaf old lady looked at Ying Pingshan with a complicated look on her face, and sighed: "Xiao Hengzi, go and feel his pockets to see if there is any medicine."
