When Chu Heng arrived at Director Lian's house, the old man was sitting alone on the horse in front of the door listening to the radio.
Wearing sandals on her feet, holding a big teapot in her hand, wearing a large white vest with holes on the upper body, and large gray patched pants on the lower body, she closed her eyes and groaned, and there were not many hairs left on her forehead and head. Shaking left and right, looking leisurely and contented.
"Hey, this old man is quite at ease." Chu Heng bared his teeth and smiled, then cleared his throat and prepared to scare the old man by blowing his throat.
But just when he took a deep breath and was about to howl, his expression changed and he held it back.
He suddenly remembered that he had not been here for some days, and if he came to the door empty-handed, he would definitely be ridiculed.
Chu Heng rolled his eyes, put his hand into his bag, and took out two bottles of wine and a bag of black tea from the warehouse. He then tiptoed to Old Man Lian, and then he saw that he was so angry that his pubic area was filled with anger. A voice: "What are you doing, old man!"
"Fuck!"
The old man was so frightened that he subconsciously poured out the water in the large enamel teapot in his hand.
"Fuck!"
The unprepared Chu Heng was instantly splashed with water and tea leaves all over his head and face, and became a drowned rat.
It's a good thing that the water wasn't boiling, otherwise it would have been disfigured!
"You bastard! Are you seeking death?" When Old Man Lian saw clearly that it was him, he became furious. He took off his sandals and took them in his hand. He stood up and wanted to slap him.
"Alas, what a joke." Chu Heng, who had stolen the chicken and lost the rice, hurriedly hid behind him. After wiping the tea on his face, he handed over the wine and tea leaves with a grimace: "Your reaction is also inappropriate. too big!"
"Is this big? If I had a gun, I would kill you!" The old man glared at him fiercely, then looked down at the things he brought. When he saw that the wine he brought turned out to be Hengshui Laobaigan. Finally, his face suddenly turned from anger to joy, and he reached out to take it with a smile, and handed the matzah over: "You said you kid, just come here, what are you bringing? I'm not a stranger, so don't bother me next time. Ah, do it quickly.”
Good guy!
This change of attitude is quicker than turning the pages of a book!
Chu Heng complained for a while, pulled Ma Zha and sat down, took out a handkerchief from his shirt pocket, wiped the tea on his face, then raised his eyebrows and said provocatively: "I have nothing to do today, so I just wanted to come over and take a look. Let’s see if your chess skills have improved. What, do you dare to play two games?”
"Am I afraid of you? Wait!" Old Man Lian smiled coldly, then carried his things into the house, and soon came out with a small square table and chess box.
The table was set up, the chess board was laid out, and the chess pieces were placed. The old man and the young man, who had not seen each other for a long time, started to play.
Two minutes later.
After being trained by his grandfather, Chu Heng successfully reproduced the old man's killing move, forcing Old Man Lian to a dead end.
Those that cannot be saved can be carried away directly.
"Oops? Why are you about to die?" The old man looked confused and rubbed his hair. After looking at it for a long time, he licked his face and said, "Then, let me take a step?"
"What do you want to give in? Let's play a game quickly." Chu Heng proudly placed the chess pieces on the table, and he finally felt his grandfather's happiness.
It’s so cool to stand on the third floor of the store!
In this way, the two played five sets in succession, and the result was no surprise. Not only did Chu Heng not lose a single set, but he also controlled each set within five minutes.
Even the old man has become autistic...
"It shouldn't be!"
The old man stared at the chessboard and frowned in thought. He thought about it and didn't know how he lost. Then he gradually began to doubt his life.
Are you really old?
What a brain I have!
It wasn’t originally like this!
"Hey, it's up."
At this moment, a sturdy old man with silver beard and silver hair walked in at a quick pace.
The old man Lian turned around with a dull look on his face. When he saw clearly who the visitor was, his dim old eyes instantly gleamed. He immediately raised his hand and waved with a smile on his face, saying: "Here comes Lao Zhao, hurry up, hurry up. You play two games with this kid, but I can't beat him, and I've lost several games."
Gusheng
This old man named Lao Zhao is a neighbor of Old Man Lian. The two of them grew up together since they were young. It seems that they are good at it. He also loves to play chess, and his chess skills are not bad. He often beats Old Man Lian. for fun.
The old man Lian asked Uncle Zhao to take his place because he wanted to see these two fighting each other. Anyway, no matter who loses or wins, he can take revenge...
Eh?
This person is not confused!
It works pretty well!
So, with his help, Chu Heng and Uncle Zhao, an old man and a young man who had never met before, started having sex passionately.
The winner is still a certain handsome boy. This guy can be said to have killed his grandfather completely recently, but he has also memorized dozens of killing moves and dirty tricks. In addition, his chess skills have naturally improved rapidly due to his clever brain.
He is no longer the same person as before!
And this Uncle Zhao can urinate into the same pot as Old Man Lian. You can tell how good he is with his butt. Although he is a little better than Old Man Lian, he is not much better!
The two of them played chess for an hour or so, but Uncle Zhao didn't win a single game!
At this time, the situation in Qipan Mountain has reached a deadlock again. As long as Chu Heng takes one more step, he can kill the old man with a double cannon!
"Tsk!"
Uncle Zhao frowned and looked at the chess game, thinking hard about how to solve it.
"I said, Uncle Zhao, please hurry up, the flowers I've been waiting for have all faded!"
Opposite him, Chu Heng crossed his legs in a sullen manner, his feet shaking as if he was being electrocuted. Not only did this grandson win someone else's chess game, he also kept talking.
"Have you figured it out? How about I go into the house and take a nap, and you take your time?"
"You're so quick, I have to drink the wedding wine later!"
…
"bump!"
"No more playing!"
Uncle Zhao, who was anxious to lose, finally got tired of it, threw away the chess piece, and glared at him with a red head: "Play chess, just play chess! What are you talking about? You're the only one with a big mouth, right? Believe it or not, I'll do it right now Your mouth is broken!"
After saying that, the old man stood up angrily and walked out of the yard angrily.
"Tsk, this Uncle Zhao can't afford to play." Chu Heng curled his lips, casually placed the chess pieces on Qipan Mountain, stood up proudly, and said to Old Lian, who was grinning happily at the side: "I have to go, look back Don't play like this with Uncle Zhao, otherwise the more you play, the worse it will get."
This is the experience he has gained these days. When playing chess, you have to play with masters. You lose or you lose, but you can learn something. The reason why he never made progress in the past was because he was always pecking at each other with old man Lian.
"Do you know who this old Zhao is?" Old Man Lian suddenly looked over with a sad expression on his face.
"What do you mean?" Chu Heng looked confused.
"Before he retired, he worked in the sea. He also has two sons, and now they also work in the sea!" The old man had a gloating smile on his face.
Double kill!
"Damn it, old man, you tricked me!"
Chu Heng was immediately horrified. Did he have to choose a cemetery in advance?
Babaoshan?
Or the Ming Tombs?
Why is the old man so shady!
If I win you two games of chess, will you kill me? !
