The Iron God is very happy with his new look!
This method of transformation is a suggestion from the fictional god. Some common mechanical devices in reality are suddenly transformed into large robots. This is a process of suddenly transforming from simple things to complex things, and this complex structural deformation The process is one of the important reasons why many people love it!
When a common industrial machinery begins to deform, its scale, efficiency, sound, and new and strange appearance that has never been seen before will deeply stimulate the people watching the scene. This sense of novelty and excitement, as well as the release of mechanical deformation, Its huge size and powerful abilities will leave an indelible shocking impression in their hearts!
Just like in many backward worlds, when steam trains appear for the first time, the natives will most likely kneel on the edge of the railway in horror and kowtow continuously, thinking that it is a miracle sent by the gods.
The reason why people like to watch big robots transform is the same as people like to watch excavators digging soil!
"It seems that I should build more 'Mobile Suits' in the future. In factories around the world, those industrial machines that are stained with oil and stains day after day have long been disgusted by many workers. It's time to use brand-new machinery to It arouses their emotions!”
"I know you hate going to work, but what if you go to work to pilot a big mecha?"
The transformation of the Iron God was just the prelude to this show. With the roar behind him, a lot of strange industrial machinery began to be driven over. Under the operation of the mechanical priests, these industrial machinery made a cold and stiff sound. sound, and then completed their unique transformations with different starting gestures!
In the F2 forum at this time, many people were originally discussing the broadcast preview of "Dungeon Fighting Show". Their expectations were already filled by the preview of this show. As a result, after the Iron God's robot army had completed its transformation, the forum's No more posts about "Dungeon Fighting Show" can be seen on the home page!
All turned into posts discussing big robots!
Especially in some posts from the fictional church, many people recognize an ID in them, that is Professor Harley. As the great magician who likes robots the most, Professor Harley's post only has four words in it.
"Sell me cheap!"
But soon someone ruthlessly shattered Professor Halley’s dream:
"It's useless to sell you, Professor! I remember that you don't have relevant work certificates. Do you have a "Large Machinery Driving License"? "Machinery Business License", "Mechanical Operation Level 1 Certificate", and "Boiler Operation Certificate" ."
In the post, Professor Harley replied almost at the speed of light: "Do I still need to take the "Boiler Operator's Certificate" test? He has already transformed. Can't he just change back to his basic form and then add fuel or fire magic?"
"I really want to drive one home!"
The popularity of mechas in the forum has skyrocketed, and the ratings have also been the same. The Iron God is very satisfied with this situation. After the debut session, he directly began to review his believers in this open space!
"Friends in front of the TV audience! First of all, I am the God of Steel, known as the Lord of Steel, Machinery and Operation! This is my new image. From your prayers and faith, I already know that you are here. I’m so excited at the moment!”
"Do you also want to join the ranks of mobile suit operators?"
"I know that you usually hate going to work. The machines in the factory are full of stains and grease, and they jam from time to time, which brings a lot of dangers to the workers, but I want to tell you, from now on you will have more One option is to turn your industrial partners into mechas that are one with your thoughts!"
"Of course, I also know that many people have been troubled by the various certificates required to operate large robots! But please understand that in order to prevent the machinery from hurting people and damaging the machinery, these certificates are necessary for the safe use of large machines. Something less.”
"For me, of course, the more machines running in the world, the better, so this time the mecha upgrade is yes, the mecha upgrade! The Steel Church will open this business next week, you can take what you see, Whatever you own, whether it is a large or small machine, whether it is steam-powered, electric-powered, or magical-powered, it can all be upgraded in our church!"
"The upgraded machines will have the function of 'mecha transformation'. Their abilities after transformation will be determined by their original working attributes! And the most important thing is!"
"Mechas do not require certificates! After upgrading the mechas, the 'mechanical ascension' function will be added! Just like some mechanical priests you have seen, part of the flesh and blood of the body is mechanized to achieve perfect synchronization with the machinery!"
"But the mechanical ascension function installed on the mecha is temporary. That is to say, after you want to stop the mecha, the mechanical ascension state will disappear! This function is installed to allow the mecha operator to When operating a mecha, you can clearly understand your current status, thereby avoiding the occurrence of a 'mechanical injury' incident!"
"Although it is difficult for me to change carbon-based life into silicon-based life, I want everyone to be able to drive mechas and fulfill their dreams in life. As God, of course I have a duty!"
After the Iron God said these words, he immediately felt that the torrent of prayers and faith began to grow! It was obvious that the audience was very enthusiastic about their new business!
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"Um?"
The Iron God suddenly heard some strange prayers:
"If I also ascend mechanically, can I be with the female robot?"
"You mean those clockwork maids?"
"Machines hurt people. Sure enough, as long as I become a machine, then I can prevent machines from hurting people, because we are all machines. After connecting to each other's interfaces, we exchange each other's oil."
Iron God: "."
The emergence of living organisms is indeed the most common but also the greatest miracle in the universe.
But these people at least know how to appreciate the beauty of machinery, which is not bad!
Compared with the dragon girl, the machine girl is the truly beautiful thing!
Regarding defense, dragon girls have hard scales and machine girls have hard armor.
Regarding offense, the dragon girl has sharp claws and fierce flames, while the machine girl has a 7.62mm caliber rotating machine gun.
Regarding movement, the dragon girl has wings that can fly, and the machine girl has jet thrusters.
As a companion, the dragon girl is very powerful and reliable, and the machine girl is also very powerful and reliable!
To sum up, if the dragon girl has it, the machine girl also has it! So Dragon Girl = Machine Girl!
"Speaking of which, some people have been ordering some strange armors recently. I also received a remote consultation from the outside world before, saying that they wanted to customize the 'Electronic Terminator Dragon'. Electronic Armor Machine Girl + Dragon Girl = Electronic Terminator Dragon?"
"The person who customized this thing can't be a dragon, right?"
The Iron God's thoughts did not last long. After all, the XP of life is free, so he waved his hand:
"My followers, bring over the machines you made!"
"The show is about to begin!"
"This show is kindly sponsored by the Church of Fiction, the Church of Narrative, the Coloring Church, and the Carpenters Association! The purpose of the show is to promote rapid industrialization and machine progress in the world, and to encourage the hands-on ability of craftsmen. I hope everyone will support it and come. Feel the beauty of machinery!”
"Industry makes people progress, from the earliest stone tools to the multi-civilization technology that travels across the stars today, from the steam industry to the electrical industry to the magic industry to the curse industry. The era is driven by machines and keeps moving forward!"
"If you have any new inventions, you can register with the Iron Church for a chance to be featured on our show!"
"Then, next is the first invention! Let's see what useful machinery this believer invented!"
The first contestant was a mechanical priest, and what he brought to the scene was a flying car.
"Oh, a flying car? Well, for most of the world, this may be a rare thing. Even I have only seen similar things in some technologically advanced worlds, such as the Purgatory of God. There are similar flying cars in the world.”
Iron God commented: "The technical ability is good! I can give it a 7 out of 10 points."
"God, please hold off on grading. My flying car actually has a very special advantage that I haven't introduced to you yet."
"I hope that my car can be promoted to other worlds in the future and contribute to the progress of civilization!"
The Mechanic Priest got into his flying car, and then the Iron God noticed something was wrong.
The running condition of this car is very strange!
"Your car looks like"
"God, I already know what you are going to say! Yes, my car perfectly implements your concept. All machinery can be disassembled, assembled and deformed, so my car is actually in bulk. Because of this, every part has its own machine soul, so this car can be driven fully automatically, even without a steering wheel, it can still drive!"
"And I want to be one with my car and reach the fastest speed. Come on, synchronize the machine soul!"
"My car is the fastest car in the universe!"
The mechanical priest roared, completely becoming one with this weird bulk speeding car!
Subsequently, under the watchful eyes of the Steel God and other Steel Church mobile suits, the speeding car pierced the sky at an extremely fast speed and then disintegrated and exploded in the sky!
"Hey, isn't it one with the machine soul? Why did it explode!"
Along with the rescue of the mobile suits, the mechanical priest had crashed from the sky to the ground, creating a large pit. He was lying in it in a Yamcha posture, making a sad and painful sound:
"It was a miscalculation, the machine spirits started making a noise in mid-air."
"Some parts were said to be moved. The wind pressure in the front was too high, and the parts in the back said the consumption was too high. They quarreled, and then the machine spirits collided with each other, causing the mechanical components to conflict, and the machine spirits all self-destructed."
"I merged with the machine soul, so I exploded too...!"
The Iron God's iron brain was suddenly overloaded. Faced with this live broadcast accident, he wanted to say something, but he didn't expect to receive @ from the two gods.
He opened the forum interface.
The god of waste is looking at him: "The car is indeed good, but it's all blown up. Do you still want the scrap metal? I'll recycle it at a low price. Ah, if you still want this car, I'll let my believers I’ll go and pat it for you, I’ll think about the parts and it should be able to continue flying.”
The Pale God is also following him: "It turns out that a car with many machine souls is not as useful as a car with many undead souls. At least a few more undead souls in my car can chat with me, and the undead ones will not explode! So God , Do you want to buy a meat grinder?"
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