Chuan De’s remarks,
The scene immediately fell into an uproar.
The medical director of Yingjiang winked at Chuande crazily,
However, Chuande on the stage thought that this was an endorsement of his statement.
He also nodded to the medical minister.
"In addition, regarding the fact that the number of cases detected in Eagle Sauce is higher than that in other Western Alliance countries, I think everyone has no need to worry about this!"
Chuande lowered his hands to signal everyone to be quiet.
He continued with a smile.
"We, Yingjiang, have the most advanced medical level, the greatest medical team, and the most luxurious medical facilities on Blue Star!"
"So the detection efficiency of laughing disease is much more efficient than that of other countries. This is something to be proud of, but it is also a double-edged sword!"
"Because this will make our Yingjiang epidemic data very ugly, as if our Yingjiang has done a very poor job in epidemic prevention and control!"
"This is bad!"
"You can look at other countries. China has always concealed the number of deaths, and Curry has not released any rigorous epidemic data from the beginning!"
"Actually, our hawk sauce is much better than theirs!"
"This is a very unfair thing!"
"So, if we stop testing, or reduce testing!"
"Do we in Yingjiang not have so many cases?"
"..."
"Everyone knows that viruses in the world are afraid of high temperatures!"
"We are in June now. When summer comes next month and the weather gets hot, the Jiangcheng virus will soon be killed by the summer sunshine!"
"So don't worry, everyone, the crazy laughter disease will disappear completely in more than a month at most!"
"I suggest that if you are unfortunate enough to suffer from crazy laughter disease, you can go to the beach to sunbathe more often, which can not only promote your health, but also effectively kill the virus!"
"..."
The more Chuan De spoke, the more enthusiastic he became.
The public is given one medical advice after another that they take for granted.
As president of Eagle Sauce,
Chuande is surrounded by almost all the top epidemiological experts in Yingjiang.
These experts originally gave a lot of professional judgments,
But Chuan De is a very independent person.
I have to draw inferences from one instance...
"Zizzizi..."
Chuande's income is booming,
Suddenly the microphone in his hand emitted a harsh electric sound.
"Lord Chuandoku!"
"There seems to be something wrong with the equipment. It's almost time today. Let's just call it a day!..."
Seeing that the situation is getting more and more out of control,
His deputy quickly tried to find a way to interrupt the Black Hall press conference.
Prevent Chuande from making more unfaithful remarks.
...
After the Black Hall press conference,
Chuande's,
As expected, it caused a huge sensation on Blue Star's major social platforms.
"It's so stupid to inject disinfectant, Chuande, do you have any serious illness?"
"Would you like to try it yourself first?"
"Without testing, there will be no cases? Stupid logic that only cerebral palsy can have!"
"If we stop investigating rape cases, rape cases in Eagle Sauce will be completely eliminated!"
"..."
Enter Blue Eagle,
Countless netizens criticized Trump on Twitter.
Calling him the stupidest president in history,
none of them.
Until the next day,
After being scolded, Chuande realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing yesterday.
After being reminded by my elite team,
Although he hasn't figured it out yet,
But he quickly tried to remedy it.
On the Blue Eagle,
Chuande took the initiative to tweet an explanation,
He said that his speech at the press conference yesterday was just to express his sarcasm.
Professional medical advice still needs to be consulted by a professional doctor.
But the people in Yingjiang didn’t buy it.
Various spoof pictures have become emoticons on the Internet.
His tweets kept flooding the screen.
"Covering your eyes and lowering your head means it's so spicy that your eyes can't stand it.JPG."
"Put the disinfectant water on the hanging bottle and start injecting it. GIF."
"Chuan De carried tons of disinfectant water that was transformed into beer barrels.JPG."
"..."
In order to eliminate the impact,
The New Testament published articles specifically.
"Can viruses be eliminated by injecting disinfectant water and irradiating sunlight?" Only people with common sense would do this! 》
But I have to say,
This incident also really revealed the IQ of the people in Yingjiang.
In the black palace.
Chuan De listened to the report in the office.
“Major states have received millions of emergency hotline calls, all asking whether injectable or oral disinfectants can eliminate the virus. Currently, state governments have issued emergency alerts, warning people not to inject or take oral disinfectants under any circumstances! ..."
"According to statistics from the New York City Emergency Center, within 24 hours, there have been 158 cases of chemical poisoning caused by injection or oral disinfection water. They are currently being rescued, and 6 of them have died after the rescue failed!..."
"The disinfectant water in all major Wonima supermarkets with Eagle Sauce has been sold out, which poses a huge safety hazard!..."
"There are currently large-scale gatherings of people on beaches around Yingjiang, which is very likely to accelerate the spread of the Crazy Laughter Virus!..."
"The Centers for Disease Control in 8 red states (hard-core states in Sichuan and Germany) including Florida and Maryland have suspended testing, and the data on the Yingjiang epidemic are greatly distorted!..."
Listening to these reports,
Chuande's face in the seat was full of embarrassment.
He achieves the unexpected,
I just said a few words of joy,
Who knew the negative impact would be so huge.
Are all the people in Yingjiang ignorant?
Does he really do whatever he says?
Wait for the staff to disperse,
Only Trump's top think tank, Smith, the director of the Eagle Sauce Intelligence Bureau, remained in the office.
Smith closed the office door.
Immediately offer advice.
"Lord Chuandoku!"
"You don't have to worry about this!"
"After this press conference, the situation in Yulun seems to be very unfavorable to you!"
"But seeing the essence through the phenomenon is a good thing!"
...
(There will be another chapter later...)
