Besides, Zhang Daqiu was full of animalistic desires. Looking at the panicked Luo Xiangzhu, he wished he could enjoy and consume this beautiful person on the spot.
Just as he was about to pick her up, he heard a voice stop him: "My lord, you are so impatient that you can teach the world's heroes a joke!"
Zhang Daqiu turned his head and saw that the person speaking was Ye Wumian.
He had lost his sword and was just standing with his hands behind his back. He still had an unattainable grace that emanated from the inside out. In addition, his face was like a crown jade, and his eyes were as clear as red phoenixes. He also looked at this thief and bandit in a daze. Dumb, speechless.
The bandit secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Why do you love me so much? He gave me a pair! Each one is more annoying than the other!" Before he knew it, a line of saliva was secreted from the corner of his mouth.
After waiting for a long time, the bandit finally came back to his senses, thinking about Ye Wumian's words, and said: "Why should I be laughed at by the heroes of the world? Who is the hero of the world, and why is he laughing at me?"
Ye Wumian sneered in his heart, a calculation had already taken shape in his mind, looking at Zhang Daqiu's stupid look, he said proudly:
"King Zhang, my master is a famous scholar in central Hunan and belongs to a large family. As the saying goes, the house where the bells ring and the dishes are eaten is the door of poetry and etiquette. Now that I have committed myself to you, you have treated me hastily and talked about the wedding without any preparation. Huazhu, how can you not teach the heroes of the world to laugh at you?"
Zhang Daqiu was at a loss for words when Lai Cong held two swords in one hand and laughed angrily: "You say we are from a wealthy family? I see that you are just a pair of wild girls and a pair of stupid women!"
Ye Wumian glanced at him and ignored him, but his arrogant temperament and scornful demeanor could hardly be concealed, which made Lai Cong jump up and down, making him look quite ridiculous.
Lai Cong may have felt like a clown, so he gritted his teeth and stopped talking.
This time, silence was better than sound. When Zhang Daqiu saw this demeanor, he immediately believed the saying of "a rich family" who had no sleep at night. I was overjoyed again, knowing that I was lucky this time, and I no longer kidnapped an ordinary village woman.
Ye Wumian looked at Zhang Daqiu and said: "King Zhang, my master and servant are ready to hand over their lives to you. If King Zhang is really in a hurry and wants to eat hot tofu, I and I have nothing to say. If you can be careful, According to the etiquette order, I, my master and my servant, will be three happy and happy mountain guests for a long time, and you still have to rely on me."
Zhang Daqiu immediately said: "How can I obey you? It's not that I don't care about the etiquette order, but if it's too complicated, I won't be willing to let the good meat sit outside for a long time!"
Ye Wumian said: "Your Majesty, don't be anxious. As the saying goes, we should streamline the military and simplify the administration. Cut out the complex and simplify it. In the world, to marry my young lady, you need to ask for the name, accept the offer, ask for the date, prepare gifts, etc. 18 steps."
Seeing the displeasure on Zhang Daqiu's face, Ye Wumian squinted his eyes and said, "In the king's place, we only need to prepare gifts. My master grew up in fine clothes and fine food, and went to your village. Although he will inevitably have to live in rough food in the future, But after all, you still have to enjoy the scenery on your wedding day."
Seeing that the eighteen-step process was reduced to just one, Zhang Daqiu beamed with joy and said, "That's very good. It's up to you. Without further ado, let's go back and prepare gifts quickly! If we prepare quickly today, we can still have a bridal chamber in the evening!"
Seeing that Zhang Daqiu was about to attack Luo Xiangzhu again, Ye Wumian shouted: "Wait a minute! Your Majesty, don't you hear the saying, 'If the master is happy, the girl should go with him first'?"
Zhang Daqiu frowned and said, "You're so polite! Don't imitate Lai Cong, just tell the truth!"
Ye Wumian said solemnly: "I am the master's maid. When the master gets married, I will naturally be the maidservant. According to our rules, tonight, I should be the one to spend the night with the king... Well, spend this spring night together, and wait for the king. After teasing the wind and rain, I will tell the master the details tomorrow, and she will be able to...
Well, Your Majesty, you understand. My master doesn't know how to deal with the boudoir and needs my teaching. "
He suppressed his nausea, and the more he spoke, the more coy his tone became.
He activated his inner strength again, and a few blushes appeared on his face, which made Zhang Da fans feel a little dizzy, and then he lowered his head, as if he was too shy to speak.
This kind of "self-recommended pillow mat" is something that Zhang Daqiu has never encountered before.
Zhang Daqiu has learned so much martial arts on his own in vain. For a moment, he was obsessed with lust, but it was hard to wake up and find it difficult to understand. He just thought that this little girl is a fun person. If he can appetize her tonight, he will be in the past. There is a special taste that I have never experienced before. I can experience it tonight. It is also the ultimate happiness in the world.
Is there any reason not to agree? Zizi nodded repeatedly and said with a smile: "It all depends on you, it all depends on you. Let's enjoy this little beauty like you tonight!"
There was a smile on Ye Wumian's face, but the murderous intention in his heart gradually settled down.
He betrayed his "hustle" and "self-recommendation" in this way, intending to stabilize the situation first and protect his young lady from being harmed. When the bridal chamber is full of flowers tonight and the bandit relaxes his vigilance, he will take the opportunity to kill him.
After the previous test, he thought that his martial arts skills were at least on par with Zhang Daqiu's. If you can attack them unexpectedly and attack them unexpectedly, you will be able to win. The bridal chamber is a suitable environment for dirty tricks.
I was contemplating the details in my mind when suddenly there was a stinging pain in my pipa bone behind my back. I turned around in shock, only to see Lai Cong looking at me with a conspiratorial look on his face. He said with a smile: "Hey, little girl, after receiving this pulse-breaking needle of mine, you will be able to do whatever you want." No matter how cunning and cunning you are, and how powerful you are in martial arts, you are still unable to circulate your internal energy for a whole day."
Ye Wumian had just been concentrating on meditating and not paying attention to Lai Cong. Unexpectedly, he was secretly poisoned. It was really a dangerous situation.
He had no time to say bad words in return, so he endured the pain on his back and tentatively lowered his inner strength.
Although the internal energy in the Dantian is still abundant, when it passes through the main meridians of the shoulder, there is a huge resistance that blocks the flow of Qi. It's like a meteorite falling from the sky, making it difficult for people to get over it.
Lai Cong smiled and said: "Little girl, are you using your internal energy? Have you felt the power of my Jue Pulse Divine Needle?"
Turning to face Zhang Da fairway, "Master, since you are going to have sex with this little girl tonight, I will give you this divine needle as a small gift.
This little girl is very weird, and her martial arts skills are not bad, but after eating my Juvenile Divine Needle on the Pipa bone, she can no longer perform any tricks. Tonight, she can only be at the mercy of the master! "
Zhang Daqiu was stunned for a moment, but suddenly he seemed to understand something. He clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Okay! Okay! I didn't expect you, a flying toad, to be able to do this!"
The thieves laughed loudly, Ye Wumian felt ashamed and angry, and continued to secretly use his internal energy. When the Qi moves through the Jianjing point, it is no surprise that it encounters resistance again. The resistance is like a gate on the Broken River, blocking the internal energy and preventing passage.
If the internal strength cannot flow smoothly, the internal strength cannot be used. If you cannot walk for even a week, your body will be like a pot spout welded shut by hot golden water. No matter how much water is in the pot, a thirsty drinker will not be able to drink a drop of water and cannot quench his immediate thirst.
For people in the martial arts world, being unable to use their internal strength is like being unable to string an arrow with a bow, and they can only use the bow to strike hard. In this case, all you have to do is work on your physical strength and intensity. Whoever is bigger and whose fists are rough is stronger. Those who are weak and sleepless at night have little chance of winning.
Sleepless nights trying to calm down.
As the ship resumed sailing, he no longer continued to use his internal energy to forcefully break the acupuncture points.
He secretly looked at Zhang Daqiu. The thief had a lewd look in his eyes, salivating at the corner of his mouth, and looked like he couldn't bear it.
But perhaps due to the influence of his previous words, he stopped taking action. Instead, he deliberately pretended to feel like a country squire, a country squire who was not in a hurry.
In this way, it temporarily protected Luo Xiangzhu's safety and bought him time to resolve the crisis.
The "Heart Sutra" nourished his meridians for many years, and also nourished his state of mind for many years. In this time of crisis, after all, it has some effect.
His anxious and flustered heart finally gradually returned to peace after being blown by the river breeze.
As the saying goes, "When people are in a hurry, they have no wisdom." Being calm and calm can not only warm people's tolerance, but also cultivate ways to solve problems.
He thought in his mind: "I have never heard of the name of Lai Cong, the flying toad, but I have heard of the divine needle in his hand.
By using it to penetrate the Pipa bone, one or two acupuncture points can be clamped, causing them to be deeply closed and unable to pass through internal forces. When I saw it today, it turned out to be sinister and vicious, and very effective.
...In my case, it is the Jianjing point that is blocked by the stabbing. As soon as my Jianjing point was closed, my airway was strangled. "
He had already tried it twice. The Jianjing point is almost tightly closed, and there is absolutely no possibility of opportunistically leaking a sliver of internal energy.
If you continue to force the collision, it may cause irreversible damage to acupuncture points and meridians.
In serious cases, it may even be life-threatening.
"What can we do?" He sighed quietly and patted the railing of the boat.
At this time, the ship was about to dock, and the wind on the river became stronger, blowing the ship several feet downstream to the center of the river, but far away from the shore.
Zhang Daqiu glared angrily at the man who was shivering from the cold, and shouted loudly: "Didn't you eat? You delayed my good deeds, and I will kill you!"
The boatman had been kicked into the water by Zhang Daqiu before, and he finally struggled to get up. He was covered in water before he could shake it off. He was cold, hungry, and didn't have much strength.
Being urged by Zhang Daqiu, he had no choice but to grit his teeth and cheer up, urging the other guys to row hard.
The ship's hull was facing the wind, and it was moving hard and at a very slow speed.
Sleepless night, I suddenly felt blessed: "The boat is slow when going against the wind, and it is fast when it is with the wind. The speed can be fast or slow, depending on the direction of travel. My meridians are like a river. Now the river is blocked and I can't flow downstream. Why not try to go in the opposite direction? ?”
For example, if a dam blocks a river, it will be difficult for fish downstream to jump over the dam and swim upstream. But the fish upstream are hardly affected by the dam and can swim down smoothly.
If the Jianjing point is blocked by the Meridian Needle, which travels along the meridians, the Qi cannot flow through the Jianjing point. The Jianjing point is the dam.
It cannot pass through the Jianjing point if it moves forward. Maybe if you change the direction of Qi movement, the situation will be completely different.
However, the internal force going retrograde is a higher level of martial arts.
Using "whether the internal force can go retrograde" as a criterion to screen people in the world, I am afraid that 99% of people in the world will be eliminated.
Only by luck can one in a hundred have the ability to flow both with and against the current without hindrance.
"I have never tried to reverse internal force before, and if I suddenly go retrograde today, it may be quite dangerous, and I may even have a narrow escape from death. But at this critical moment, if I don't try this method and sit back and wait for death, I will have a narrow escape from death." Ye Wumian thought to himself.
Zhang Daqiu listened to his suggestion and wanted to have a bridal chamber with him tonight.
If his internal strength is still unable to circulate smoothly for a whole day and cannot regain his strength, when Zhang Daqiu finds his male body, he is still unable to resist, and that is when his head falls to the ground.
By then, it would not be a pity for him to die, and the misery and loneliness of the young lady was the last thing he wanted to see.
The ship finally docked and everyone landed one by one.
Ye Wumian was held hostage by a giant man with a stone spear. Shi Dameng picked up the Luoxiang bamboo, and the boatman and others walked off the ship holding the red-bearded old horse.
There is a pine forest on the shore. It is late autumn and the pine trees are evergreen, but some of their branches have fallen off and become bare.
The minions who had been ambushing here for a long time came to meet them and brought a few horses for the bandit leaders to ride on.
Ye Wumian suddenly said: "King Zhang, please allow me and my master to still ride on my old red-bearded horse."
Zhang Daqiu thought that the two beauties were already in his possession. Ye Wumian's key acupuncture points were sealed and he could not use his internal strength. The old horse's legs were slow and it would be impossible to escape. This small request was not a big deal.
Then he waved his hand very generously, showing his tolerance and said: "That's right!"
Ye Wumian pointed at Lai Cong and said: "The slave's internal strength is blocked now, so it is difficult to mount the horse. My master is also delicate and frail, so I beg your Majesty's permission to let the two of me step on this man's shoulders to mount the horse."
Lai Cong said angrily: "You have cut off my arm, how can I let you step on my shoulder?"
Ye Wumian said calmly: "You only broke your left arm, your right arm and shoulder are still fine."
Just as Lai Cong was about to say more, Zhang Daqiu said displeasedly: "Lai Cong, if you hadn't pricked him with the magic needle, why would he step on your shoulders now? Just let them step on your shoulders to let her calm down. They are not heavy anyway. .”
Ye Wumian smiled and said: "Your Majesty is absolutely right. You only lost a hand, but what I lost is that my meridians are temporarily unable to function!"
Lai Cong was unable to argue and was furious. Zhang Daqiu not only refused to speak for himself, but also regarded himself as an outsider. Unexpectedly, I was the one who was always being attentive and the one who was being humiliated.
Resentful light flickered in his eyes, and countless vicious scripts were automatically written in his mind to deal with Ye Wumian.
Ye Wumian ignored this look at all. He stepped on the scoundrel's right shoulder, slipped his foot twice, and kicked Lai Cong in the neck. Hearing the muffled groan, he felt a small sense of revenge in his heart.
He held up Luo Xiangzhu and signaled her to mount the horse as well. Lai Cong looked over with a sinister look and was about to twist his shoulders to prevent Luo Xiangzhu from stepping on it. Ye Wumian stopped him with his feet at the right time and said with a smile: "Where are you going, Fourth Master? How dare you not listen to King Zhang?"
Lai Cong was shaking with anger, but he had no choice but to put his shoulders under the horse again.
Ye and Luo both got on their horses. Ye Wumian hugged Luo Xiangzhu, steered the horse, and followed the horses of the bandit leaders. He seemed to be silently obeying the drive of fate and walked through the pine forest.
