Wang Chuan covered his face, feeling unspeakably entangled.
He didn't want to compete, Shen Kang insisted that he compete with Yu Tiance.
The time was so short and he was so capable. If he lost, why should he be beaten?
Having said that, Shen Kang's question was indeed biased towards him, but in such a tense atmosphere, how could he think of using what he already had?
At this moment, there was silence outside the door.
Countless scholars were watching Shen Kang silently, looking forward to what would happen next.
Will Shen Kang, the eldest man of Beicheng, take off his clothes and go to Zui Feng Tower to cause trouble?
I saw Shen Kang clenching his fists, glaring at Yu Tiance fiercely, and said angrily: "Biaozi, this game doesn't count! I suspect that your song "Xiaoyao Song" was something you wrote before. In such a short time, no one has You can make such good poems!”
go!
The scholars outside the door all lowered their heads.
This is so shameless!
If you lose, you say they cheated?
Yu Tiance raised the corners of his mouth evilly.
The previous clamor was all intentional on his part.
There are three months until the government examination. In order for his father-in-law not to disturb his review, it is necessary to have a tense relationship. After autumn, I am trying to ease the relationship with my father-in-law.
"Father-in-law, you can think whatever you want. But you and I have made a bet, and the scholars outside the door can all testify. Whoever fails to fulfill the bet will have no descendants!"
Um?
Not having a son is Shen Kang's lifelong pain.
The family is extremely wealthy and has no one to inherit it.
Over the years, Shen Kang's temper has become increasingly grumpy because of this incident.
As for this bet, he would not refuse anything, not only for so many people watching outside the door, but also for his son, for the two ladies to give him a son!
"You beast, who said I'm going to default on my debt? Why don't you just eat croton, then take off your clothes and go to a brothel for a quarter of an hour? Prepare croton for me!"
Done!
Yu Tiance smiled secretly in his heart.
If Shen Kang fulfills his bet, he will definitely become the laughing stock of everyone in Xinfeng County. Needless to say, he will definitely be embarrassed to see anyone in half a year.
However, in order for my wife not to leave and run away, I have to act innocent.
"Father-in-law, forget it. Cutting off children and grandchildren is just a matter of anger. How can a son-in-law embarrass you? Even if you fulfill your bet, you probably won't be able to give birth to a son at your age."
Grass!
Shen Kang's face was getting redder and redder, and his whole body was trembling uncontrollably.
you you……
This is so irritating!
The eight sons-in-law stood aside and couldn't help but sweat for Yu Tiance.
This is too cool!
The previous words are very good, but the last sentence is to dig directly into people's ancestral graves and pick out things that they don't want to hear!
"Asshole! Bastard! Beast!"
Snapped!
Shen Kang was so angry that he turned around and hit Wang Chuan again!
Seeing this, the other seven sons-in-law couldn't help but take a step back.
Wang Chuan covered his face, feeling even more aggrieved.
Old Bedeng, your ninth son-in-law is so angry with you, how about beating me to fuck your mother?
Shen Kang's voice broke.
"Yueyang, you loser, go buy me three taels of croton powder! I want to show this beast, what does it mean to be willing to admit defeat!!!"
…
There is a sea of people in front of Zuifeng Tower.
Scholars who knew about Yu Tiance and Shen Kang's challenge, as well as passers-by who didn't know why they gathered here, all came over and the whole street was blocked.
Shen Kang took the croton powder, glared at Yu Tiance fiercely, raised his head and poured it all into his mouth, and took two more gulps of wine.
Yu Tiance couldn't help but give a thumbs up, suppressing his joy and said: "Father-in-law, you are a real man! Maybe in two months, the aunt and the second mother will be happy again!"
Cough cough cough!
Shen Kang was so angry that he coughed repeatedly. If it weren't for Yu Tiance's dexterity, he might have punched him!
The eight sons-in-law took another conscious step back.
This is even more true!
I put three ounces of croton powder in wine and drank it bit by bit. I couldn't get out of bed for more than ten days.
If you swallow three ounces of croton powder raw, can you still have the ability to have a bridal chamber?
Talking, farting?
Suddenly, Shen Kang slapped him back!
As expected, the eight sons-in-law were already on guard and dodged, almost dodging his old waist.
Shen Kang became even more angry. He glared at Wang Chuan and said through gritted teeth, "It's all because of you, a fool, that I lost today! Come here and stand in front of me!"
"father in law……"
Wang Chuan looked around.
He didn't want to step forward, but the seven brothers-in-law pushed him in front of Shen Kang.
Holy shit!
Suddenly, Shen Kang waved his hand again!
Wang Chuan suddenly squatted down and slapped his eldest brother-in-law Zhao Yuan on the face.
"Oh, your mother? How dare you hide?"
Shen Kang grabbed Wang Chuan by the collar and lifted him up. Then, he slapped Wang Chuan in the face with a merciless blow.
At this time, the madam from Zui Feng Tower walked out coquettishly, holding a handkerchief.
"Hey, isn't this Mr. Shen from Beicheng? Why are you so angry?"
snort!
Shen Kang clasped his hands behind his back, held his head high, and said as if he was looking forward to death: "Madam, serve me a table of good wine and good food!"
"Come on, come on, Master Shen, please come in!"
As evening approached, there were many people in Zuifeng Tower.
Seeing Shen Kang coming, they all came forward with their arms around the girl and bowed to say hello.
The madam arranged for Shen Kang to be in the most conspicuous position of Zuifeng Tower, facing the door.
"Lingning, Fengfeng, are here to pick up the guests!"
"Got it, Mom!"
On the second floor, two charming little women slowly walked down the stairs waving handkerchiefs and sat beside Shen Kang.
puff!
It was at this time that a long fart sound attracted everyone's attention.
Shen Kang also imitated everyone and covered his nose, and said angrily: "Who farts here, why is it so smelly? Madam, can we hurry up with the wine and food?"
"Mr. Shen, come right away!"
As soon as the waiter put the food and drinks away, Shen Kang suddenly grabbed the plate, without even taking the chopsticks, and just started eating it in his mouth.
"Oh, Mr. Shen, eat slowly!"
"Mr. Shen, you didn't eat at noon this morning? How can you be so hungry?"
The prostitutes named Ling Ning and Feng Feng picked up the wine glasses and flasks, poured a glass of wine seductively, and brought it to Shen Kang's mouth.
"Mr. Shen, slow down, slow down! Take a sip of wine first, don't choke!"
puff!
Suddenly, there was another fart sound.
That smell made all the gentlemen in Zuifeng Tower cover their noses involuntarily.
It can be said that every household in Xinfeng County knows about Shen Kang's stay in the theater of Yuelai Inn. It is no longer a secret.
The expressions of the two women changed. Could it be...
puff!
Suddenly, Shen Kang stood up and tore open his clothes.
"Old Madam, I got poisoned after eating at your place. You are in big trouble!"
puff!
Shen Kang quickly took off his pants...
At this moment, the entire Zuifeng Tower exploded.
The screams of the prostitutes, the retching sounds of the gentlemen, the exclamations of the onlookers outside the door, and the footsteps escaping in a hurry in Zuifeng Tower complement each other...
The madam, who was looking at the accounts in the accounting room, thought that Mr. Shen was here to have fun with the other gentlemen.
But when he looked up, he was immediately petrified.
Holy shit! What's going on?
