Volume 1: The Son-in-Law is a Bit Big, Chapter 31: Thanking Guests behind Closed Doors

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In fact, Yu Tiance could have guessed it even without saying it.

Either they were princes or nobles, or they were officials in charge of the imperial examinations.

Yu Tiance could also guess what was wrong with the wine.

Wang Min likes to tease people with Croton the most.

He belongs to a category of perverts. Many students from poor families in Xinfeng County, including small businessmen and hawkers on the street, look down upon him and avoid him.

He doesn't seem to be planning any pranks, he just wants to watch others feel uncomfortable and enjoy the pleasure of playing pranks.

Just like some perverted movies in later generations, the protagonist kills without any purpose, just to enjoy the struggle of the deceased.

In Dayu Law, croton is a laxative medicine and does not constitute poisoning, so it does not constitute a crime. It is nothing more than a defendant who goes to the government and gets a few slaps.

Besides, with the power of the Wang family, who would dare to file a lawsuit?

After the people were teased, they could only suffer the consequences of being dumb.

This also led to Wang Min becoming more and more excessive, always having croton powder on his body, and playing pranks anytime and anywhere.

Shen Kang gave him croton powder that time, presumably, the inspiration came from him.

"Come on, madam, let me have some fun with you."

Yu Tiance took Shen Jing to the first floor first.

The waiter at the soup house was counting money at the counter and said without raising his head: "Sir, there are some big shots here today, and the price has increased twenty times. You..."

Before the waiter could finish speaking, Yu Tiance took out a couple of silver ingots and placed them on the counter with a bang.

"Boy, I'm not going to take a shower. You go buy me four meat buns. I'll keep an eye on this for you and I'll give you the rest of the money."

ah?

The waiter is stupid!

Meat buns cost a penny each.

Buy four meat buns and give him a tael of silver?

One tael of silver is the usual amount of money, which is a thousand copper coins, which is his income for more than half a year!

The waiter quickly collected the money and turned around and said, "Young master, I guess there won't be any buns tonight. The pasta shop has to make them fresh. I'll be back in about half an hour."

After thinking about it, the waiter covered the money box and warned: "Master, if someone comes to take a bath, just say that there is a noble person inside. The price is twenty times the ordinary price. Except for the rich and officials, most people They won’t even come in.”

"Okay, you go ahead and I'll tell you."

The waiter nodded and quickly ran out of the soup house.

Yu Tiance's lips curled up slightly, and he walked through the corridor of the dressing area and came to the door of the men's bathhouse. He picked up the latch and locked the door of the bathhouse.

Then he walked out and put a sign in front of the door that said "Close the door and thank guests."

Shen Jing looked around and asked doubtfully: "Lang Jun, why do you want to eat meat buns so late?"

"There will be a good show to show you soon. It will make you happy."

oh?

Good show?

Shen Jing didn't understand what Yu Tiance meant.

"Could it be that there are some opera actors at the Yuelai Inn who also sing in the soup house?"

"Don't ask, madam."



Chang'an's Yuelai Inn and brothel are built near the hot springs.

In other words, the building built on top of the hot spring pool does not require the waiter to frequently heat the water in the pool. The water is always hot.

This means that there is no shortage of business here all year round.

Before and after the government examination, hospital examination and rural examination, Chang'an would adjust the price of bathing in the Yuelai Inn to more than twenty times higher than usual, in order to reduce the comings and goings of the people and avoid disturbing the officials' bathing mood.

But Jiang Nan and the others are not short of money. They are all from rich families, so the price doesn't matter.

Jiang Nan, Wang Min, Edo and two other people did not notice that the doors of the soup house and locker room were locked, and entered the soup house with joy.

"Brother Jiang, that Biaozi will definitely not be able to participate in the third government examination in three days. Even if he can participate, he will go to the toilet frequently. Even if he is eight Dou tall, it probably won't help."

Um!

Jiang Nan felt indescribably happy and said, "Thank you so much, Brother Wang!"

Wang Min said with a smirk on his face: "Brother Jiang, I have done you such a big favor, how can you thank me?"

Ha ha!

Jiang Nan looked around and said with a smile: "Wash first. After washing, let's go to Zuihong Mansion and find some young ladies to relax."

Hey hey hey...

At the mention of the little lady, all five of them had lewd smiles on their faces.

In the soup house, the water is steaming.

The governor of Chang'an, who was in charge of the examination, and the magistrates and magistrates of several counties under the jurisdiction of Chang'an Palace were all sitting inside, with their backs leaning against the shore, towels on their foreheads, their faces slightly red, looking like they were enjoying themselves.

How could Jiang Nan and the others recognize the Governor?

They had never met any of the county magistrates and county magistrates, but they only felt that their eyes were a bit sharp.

Jiang Nan and others tried the water.

This hot spring is too hot, you have to get used to it slowly before you can go down.

How could Jiang Nan and the others recognize the governor?

Not to mention the governor, they had never seen even a few county magistrates and county magistrates.

However, those people just glanced at them, and the five of them felt a cool breeze behind them.

This momentum is definitely not fake.

Edo whispered: "Brother Wang, Brother Jiang, I think those people opposite are not simple. Let's stop washing and go somewhere else."

Jiang Nan shook his head and said, "We have money, why can't we come? Don't worry, I'm treating you!"

The five people entered the pool and gradually sat down.

Not to mention, hot springs are different from boiled water. Sitting in the water makes the whole person feel more relaxed.

However, that's it!

Edo frowned and opened his eyes suddenly.

Then, a jet of yellow water spurted out from underneath him!

Wang Min and the other two young masters looked at each other and were stunned.

This is the Yuelai Inn, not an ordinary small soup house. You don’t dare to mess around here!

"Brother Wang, there's a situation!"

Na Edo looked at Wang Min, bit his lip, and shook his head with difficulty.

Then, he glanced at the few gentlemen from the corner of his eye and found that they were all soaking in the water. They did not notice this scene, so they grabbed the stones on the shore with both hands, straightened their bodies, and stood up slowly with restraint.

Jiang Nan opened her eyes in confusion and grabbed his arm: "What's the rush? I'm treating you. You don't need to pay for it!"

Edo's face turned purple. At this moment, not to mention how uncomfortable he was, as long as he took a breath, he would probably explode!

Edo remained silent and climbed up with all his strength.

Suddenly, there was another "whoosh"!

Jiang Nan had no precautions and was shot in the head!

Wang Min and the other two people retched in waves.

Jiang Nan wiped his face, stood up and roared: "What are you doing? What did you spray out?"

"Brother Jiang, there's something wrong! Brother Wang's croton powder seems to have been drunk by me!" Edo jumped out of the pool and fell down because the floor was slippery under his bare feet.

But Edo ignored the pain and tightly covered his butt with his hands.

However, it was of no use.

At this time, the other two young masters also reacted and fell into the pool.

After a few seconds, the water in the hot spring turned yellow.

"Damn it! Protect me, sir!"

The governor, several county magistrates, and county magistrates all jumped out of the pool in horror.

Jiang Nan and Wang Min were completely panicked!