"If you're not satisfied, just smash it and eat it?"
"This is so awesome, it's so breathtaking!"
"You can't do anything, bragging about being the first..."
Shen Kang raised his hand, interrupted his sons-in-law's words, and asked doubtfully: "Have you seen clearly what it is? Could it be the cut cake from the Western Regions? That stuff is not delicious, it's very expensive, and it's expensive."
"Master, it's not a cake, it seems to be a box."
box?
Shen Kang narrowed his eyes.
Zheng was worried that he couldn't find a way to vent his anger, so he simply stopped saying that he liked her, leaving his son-in-law and little daughter to suffer.
"Okay, let them come in."
"I understand, sir."
The maid exited the main hall and disappeared into the corridor.
At this time, the fourth brother-in-law walked up behind Shen Kang, bowed and said, "Father-in-law, you must not be as good-looking as that Biaozi. He will shine with a little sunshine! Even if you like gifts, you can't show your love."
Um!
Shen Kang actually thought so.
Tea and wine have taught me enough lessons before.
Face, you can’t give it!
The son-in-law spoke first, and others also expressed their attitudes.
"In addition to tea, paintings, and wine, what other good things can Biaozi bring out? A whole big box, who are you trying to fool?"
"That's right, you're totally crooked and you're still thinking about coming up with something that will benefit Dayu?"
"It's just a clown, we all understand."
…
Shen Kang rolled his eyes angrily.
After the farce at the Yuelai Inn, he finally understood that the eight sons-in-law and he were birds of the same species, and they would fly separately when disaster strikes!
"Shut up, everyone. Regarding Zhenzhang, what's the difference between you and that Biaozi? Can I still trust you?"
The eight sons-in-law looked unhappy.
Not long after, the maid and the housekeeper led several servants and carried the large wooden box into the main hall.
Shen Jing smiled cutely, stepped forward and took Shen Kang's arm: "Dad, I just said, you can't be angry with your daughter and son-in-law. They are all a family, and they will never fall out no matter how much trouble they make."
snort!
If you hadn't gotten the gift and the maid was so surprised, you really wouldn't have been able to get in!
Shen Kang glared at Yu Tiance and sneered: "Biaozi, where was the arrogance before? Where was the pride before?"
Uh-huh!
"Father-in-law, I have lost all my energy."
Yu Tiance just thought Shen Kang was farting and didn't listen to anything he said. It was all for his wife.
snort!
Shen Kang slapped the mahjong table, stood up slowly, stared at the large wooden box covered with red cloth, his eyes filled with disdain: "Where did this thing come from? Could it be said that there are hundreds of taels of silver in it?"
The eight brothers-in-law gathered behind Shen Kang, smiling sarcastically.
"Father-in-law, you think too highly of him. Even if he paints and finds Bole, he will be willing to give it to you for fifty taels or several hundred taels per painting."
"It's just that I can't keep the cabbage here, and I have to send a few words to wish my father-in-law good health. It's flashy."
"How can Biaozi say that? He should be offering cabbage, and he has to ask whether his father-in-law loves him or not."
Hahaha!
Yu Tiance had already guessed this attitude.
Sarcasm, sarcasm, eye roll...
Yu Tiance didn't bother to refute and pulled away the red cloth.
Everyone sneered and stepped forward, looking at the large square box.
"Is it just a box?"
"I thought there was something inside, what a piece of crap!"
"So, are you using this to fool your father-in-law?"
…
Shen Kang raised his hand and interrupted everyone's discussion.
This box is very exquisitely made.
The surface was painted with antiseptic oil and dark red paint, and the edges and corners were polished and rounded.
The top of the box is not flat.
There is a raised area around the edges, and there are four obvious gaps.
"Biaozi, what is this?"
But before he could reply, the eldest brother-in-law Zhao Yuan stepped forward and glared at Yu Tiance coldly: "Father-in-law, this scoundrel is obviously here to tease you! A lump of wood can also be called a gift. ?”
"That's right, you just use this thing, and you still have the nerve to apologize?"
"What kind of crap is this? You lied to my father-in-law!"
…
This is the Shen family, this is a wealthy family!
It is difficult to be the daughter-in-law of a wealthy family, but it is even harder to be the son-in-law of a wealthy family.
snort!
"My nose is runny if I call you stupid! You haven't seen it before, I'll show it to you again!"
Yu Tiance knelt down and shook the handle.
Suddenly, there was a crashing sound from the wooden box.
Just three to five seconds later, a deck of cards was pushed up from the four gaps!
Damn it!
Shen Kang couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
This is amazing!
However, Shen Kang couldn't show his liking, and today, the gift could be kept anyway.
In order to establish rules and promise to the Jiang family, he could not forgive his son-in-law so easily and could not show a smile at all.
"Father-in-law, let me show you how to put up and down a deck of cards after a round!"
With that said, Yu Tiance stepped on the pedal under the mahjong machine.
Click!
There was a crisp sound, and the four gaps suddenly rose up.
Yu Tiance pushed all the cards into the gap and continued to shake the handle.
After about ten seconds, another deck of cards was brought up.
Damn it!
This time, not only Shen Kang opened his mouth wide, but the other eight sons-in-law also stared wide-eyed, unable to believe their eyes at all!
Playing mahjong without counting tiles?
Shen Kang's stagnant smile could no longer be held in an instant, and he said with a smile: "Biaozi, what's the name of this thing? Where did you get it? I heard the maid said you made it, can I try it?"
Um!
"Okay, you try it and I introduce it.
Father-in-law, this is called a mahjong machine.
With it, you no longer need to count the cards. After playing a hand, step on the pedal first, wait for the gap partition to rise, and then push the cards in.
After shaking the handle, new cards will rise. "
Awesome, really awesome!
However, no matter how much Shen Kang liked her, he never mentioned the word "like".
At this moment, Yu Tiance suddenly pulled out a hammer from his sleeve and held it high in his hand.
This scene shocked Shen Kang.
"You, what are you going to do!"
Yu Tiance took a few steps back, holding up a hammer and pointing at the mahjong machine.
"Father-in-law, the main culprit that has affected our relationship for so many years is mahjong! Today, in order to show my sincerity, I must smash it in front of you!"
Don't, don't, don't!
This son-in-law is too cool!
Want to smash such a rare thing?
"Biaozi, did I hear you right?"
Yu Tiance suddenly changed his calmness and became excited. He pointed at the mahjong machine and said, "Father-in-law, I told you when you came in that if you don't like it, I will smash it and eat it! Look at the expressions of my brothers-in-law... "
At this point, Yu Tiance couldn't continue editing.
When you come, you should have thought about your lines well.
Careless.
Suddenly, Yu Tiance had an idea and turned to look at Shen Jing: "Madam, you can't stop me!"
oh? oh!
Shen Jing blinked her big eyes and then realized what she was doing. She quickly stepped forward and hugged Yu Tiance: "Lang Jun, you can't smash good things. How many days have we been doing this!"
