After a while, the water surface started to bubble!
Yu Tiance was alert and looked around.
I saw the eldest brother-in-law Zhao Yuan, his whole face turned green and his neck stretched a bit...
"Father-in-law, let me go out first!"
Ha~
Shen Kang waved his hand and continued to enjoy.
Until here, Yu Tiance had some guesses.
The housekeeper must have put a laxative in the wine, and Shen Kang was trying to make him suffer from collapse and fail the county examination the day after tomorrow.
The needle behind the wasp's tail is the most poisonous thing to the father-in-law!
as expected!
When the eldest brother-in-law came back, he was obviously much more haggard.
After taking a shower, everyone got dressed and went to the theater on the second floor of the brothel.
There are tables and chairs on the second floor, as well as wine and food.
There are actors on the stage, the lingering sound echoes around the beams, and the souls of the dancing butterflies fly.
Every year before and after the county examination, the brothel theater at Yuelai Inn is the most popular.
Officials who organized the imperial examinations would come here to relax.
The gentry and landowners will also come here at this time, hoping to meet the county magistrate, have a few words with him, and become the top leader in the county.
But today was an unlucky day, probably because the new county magistrate took office, and no one dared to raise any eyebrows.
There were many gentry in the theater, but there were no officials.
Yu Tiance took out half a tael of silver and stuffed it into his pocket: "Brother, this is my father-in-law, the famous master of the Shen family in Beicheng! My father-in-law likes Yajing. Find us a table far away from the stairs. He is not afraid of leaving. Far away!"
"okay!"
The waiter bowed and made a gesture of invitation.
Then, he led ten people around a few times and walked to the empty table in the back: "Master Shen from Beicheng, the young masters, good wine and good food will be here soon!"
It has to be said that the consumption at Yuelai Inn is indeed high. A table of food and drinks like this would cost up to one hundred dollars at a private brothel.
If it doesn't work out, there will be a prostitute accompanying him.
Shen Kang nodded drunkenly and said with a smile: "Biaozi, you have changed a lot. You have a discerning eye and know how to pay for your father-in-law!"
Haha~
"Father-in-law and son-in-law can't always be cool. They are nineteen years old this year and will be in their prime next year. It's time to be sensible."
Although he said so, he didn't think so in his heart.
Old fox, let you plot against me!
It's so far away from the stairs. I'm going to panic all of a sudden. There are people in the aisle. Let's see how you run away!
snort!
Jiang Hong rolled his eyes at Yu Tiance and gritted his teeth.
puff!
Suddenly, the eldest brother-in-law Zhao Yuan's smile turned cold and he let out another foul-smelling fart.
Something's wrong!
"Father-in-law, I'm going out for a moment!"
Yu Tiance got up quickly, held his stomach, pretended to have diarrhea and left in a hurry.
Shen Kang and Jiang Hong looked at each other and raised the corners of their mouths slightly: "Old Jiang, I didn't lie to you, did I?"
Um!
Jiang Hong raised his thumb: "Old Shen, you are still reliable!"
suddenly!
Shen Kang frowned and his eyes suddenly opened wide.
Then, a stench accompanied by the sound of frustration appeared in the theater.
Yu Tiance stood in the distance, with an evil curve at the corner of his mouth.
The surrounding landowners and gentry all covered their noses and looked at Shen Kang.
Shen Kang bit his lips tightly, turned to Jiang Hong and shook his head. He endured the severe pain in his abdomen and slowly got up, arched his body, crossed his legs, and slowly moved outward.
He couldn't run.
Just a few days ago, he just had a one-shot, and now the muscles on both sides of his legs still hurt!
Jiang Hong didn't know why, so he grabbed Shen Kang's arm and asked doubtfully: "Old Shen, your expression is wrong, what's wrong?"
Shen Kang was silent, and suddenly his eyes widened!
"you you……?"
Could it be that the wine that was laced with Croton was drunk by Shen Kang?
Jiang Hong just wanted to get up.
Hearing a long fart sound, Shen Kang didn't stop, knocked Jiang Hong down, and sat on his face!
Three ounces of croton flour is not enough to cover it!
The surrounding gentry and landowners were all stunned by this scene and stood up to watch.
Who doesn’t recognize the four great gentry in Xinfeng County?
Two gentry farted face to face, one attacked and the other suffered. This is the biggest news in Xinfeng County!
Mr. Jiang pushed Shen Kang away, got up, wiped his face, and roared heartbreakingly: "It stinks! Old Bedden, what's so sticky about this thing?"
"Old Jiang, save me, I can't survive!"
In this theater, every table is surrounded by a four-foot wall. You need to walk around it to get out. What's more, their table is still at the very back!
The disease comes like a mountain, how can Shen Kang wait?
The one-character horse's injury hasn't healed yet!
I saw that his white pants turned yellow instantly!
All eight sons-in-law’s scalps are numb!
What's wrong with my father-in-law?
The third son-in-law, Sun Wen, stood up and called from left and right: "Hurry up, let's take my father-in-law to the hospital quickly!"
The other sons-in-law also echoed: "Yes, yes, take your father-in-law to the hospital quickly!"
However, everyone just talked and no one stepped forward to help.
Suddenly, the eldest brother-in-law Zhao Yuan trembled again.
He also came in a hurry!
Just as he was about to run towards the door, he farted and his pants instantly turned yellow.
It was too late, so Zhao Yuan had no choice but to climb over the wall and jump into someone else's room.
Due to the discomfort, he landed unsteadily and even knocked over other people's tables, causing several young ladies around him to scream!
But Zhao Yuan ignored the pain in his knees and quickly climbed up, covering his buttocks with his hands, climbed over another partition wall, and rushed forward hard up the stairs!
The stench filled the entire theater.
At this moment, the other six brothers-in-law also turned green and hurriedly stood up.
Some ran out of the door, some turned toward the wall, and sticky liquid was flowing out of their pants!
"What's going on? What's going on?"
Jiang Hong trembled and hid in the corner!
For a moment, the theater on the second floor was in chaos.
The landowners and gentry are like defeated troops on the battlefield, panicking and choosing their own way!
Shen Kang stood up with difficulty, supported the wall, and moved outward bit by bit.
He really couldn't understand.
You clearly told the housekeeper to serve chin beans for Yu Tian, but why did everyone flee?
Damn it!
However, Shen Kang didn't think about Yu Tiance.
After all, this is a top-secret mission, and no other son-in-law knows about it.
At this time, Yu Tiance stood at the foot of the stairs in the distance, covered his mouth with his hands, and shouted loudly: "Father-in-law, take off your clothes and cover your face. The same applies to other places!"
yes!
Shen Kang was inspired!
It seems that only the youngest son-in-law is smart!
For the sake of face, Shen Kang quickly took off his coat, wrapped it around his head without hesitation, held on to the wall, and moved outward bit by bit.
But at this moment, there was another sharp pain in the abdomen.
Shen Kang suddenly trembled and straightened up.
"What's wrong with you again?"
The person behind him realized something was wrong, swallowed his saliva, and took two steps back warily.
puff--
Long and dull!
This brothel theater has exploded.
Shen Kang and his eight sons-in-law, some lying down, some standing, some running, some jumping over the wall... all looked miserable.
The stench is everywhere.
The filth is all over the floor, walls, roads, tables...
The chaos inside shocked the outside.
The waiter thought that the gentlemen were having fun watching the show and were having fun inside. When he opened the door and saw, he was immediately petrified.
Shen Kang lay on the ground and roared heartbreakingly: "Get out of my way!"
Then, Shen Kang stopped struggling.
Under everyone's surprised gazes, he closed his eyes silently and let time flow slowly...
