Chapter 12: The Son-in-Law is a Bit Big in Volume 1, Fooling, and Keeping Fooling!

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Oh My God!

Shen Kang's heart is bleeding!

This son-in-law is so cool, he is such a waste of money!

Father-in-law didn’t mock you!

Dog son-in-law, no longer a human being!

Yu Tiance took out a small paper bag from his pocket, stood up, and walked to Shen Kang's side.

"What's this?"

Shen Kang blushed and stared at the torn painting in the corner.

Yu Tiance opened the paper package and sent it to Shen Kang.

The aroma of tea wafted out instantly.

Shen Kang opened his eyes wide again and glared at his eight brothers-in-law fiercely.

The brothers-in-law were all veterans of the world, and naturally understood what this look meant. They all lowered their heads dejectedly and stopped saying a word.

"Biaozi, was this given to me? Where did it come from?"

"Father-in-law, this is my son-in-law's heirloom craft. Because my father and I are both scholars and cannot engage in business until we are successful, we have kept this craft. I don't know if you like it or not. I only brought some today. You can soak it first. Try a cup!”

well!

Yu Tiance waved his hand and asked the maid to bring a teacup, and then asked the servant to bring boiling water.

After a while, Shen Kang picked up the tea cup, put it in front of his nose and smelled it.

Unexpectedly, I just took a sip!

Shen Kang shook his head urgently, put down the tea cup, took the paper bag from Yu Tiance's hand, and stuffed it into his pocket without saying a word.

"Good tea, really good tea! Not only does it have a unique and mellow aroma, but it can be made by just heating water! Magical, really magical! Biaozi, what is the name of this tea?"

Shen Kang didn't want to praise Yu Tiance, but he couldn't do it without saying it. If he didn't say it, he was afraid that Yu Tiance, a bitch son-in-law, would block his words again!

"Father-in-law, this tea is called "The Love of a Hundred Thousand Girls"."

oh?

"The—love of a hundred thousand girls?"

Shen Kang didn't understand, what was the purpose of giving such a name to a tea leaf?

snort!

At this time, the eldest brother-in-law Zhao Yuan rolled his eyes and said sarcastically: "It's just some dried tea leaves, and they gave it such a name to deceive my father-in-law. The tea leaves in my inn are many times more fragrant than this tea!"

As soon as someone spoke, the other sons-in-law started laughing at each other.

This is the characteristic of the Shen family.

Shen Kang had no son, so his sons-in-law were all concerned about the family property and scrambled to show off. It would be an exaggeration to say that it was a small palace fight.

Haha~

Yu Tiance walked back to his seat and took two bites of the food: "Father-in-law, since the tea at their home is more fragrant than this, my son-in-law can save himself the trouble in the future and let his brothers-in-law supply it."

Don't don't!

Shen Kang glared at the other sons-in-law and angrily said, "Shut your mouths, I just like this tea. Are you saying I have bad taste?"

The eight sons-in-law turned pale and explained one after another.

"Father-in-law, that's not what we meant!"

"Father-in-law, we didn't say anything. We just said that Biaozi was fooling you with cheap things."

"Come on, father-in-law, we won't talk anymore."



"Shut your mouth!!!"

Shen Kang raised his hand and interrupted their explanation: "Biaozi, you have to be confident! This tea is very fragrant. I like it very much. I will make more of it in the future! If you don't sell it, it won't be considered a business, and it won't affect the imperial examination. "

Yu Tiance raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said jokingly: "Father-in-law, I want to make it clear that this is not a cheap thing as the brothers-in-law say!"

The goal was achieved!

With this tea leaf attracting Shen Kang, his attitude towards him will definitely soften in the future.

Using his father-in-law's mouth to scold his eight brothers-in-law, I think they will remember it when they want to ridicule me again in the future.

"Biaozi, I don't think this tea is cheap. How exactly is it made? Can you tell your father-in-law?"

Shen Kang was worried about Xiao Jiujiu.

If he knew how to make this kind of tea, he could use a few hectares of the Shen family's 800 hectares of land to grow tea. Wouldn't he become the richest man in the Yu Dynasty?

It's just drying the tea leaves, but Yu Tiance doesn't want to say that!

"Father-in-law, this tea seems simple, but in fact it is very troublesome to make!"

oh?

Shen Kang smiled slightly and said, "What's the trouble?"

Yu Tiance stood up and said with emotion.

“First of all, the planting location must be in the mountains.

Because only by gathering the aura of heaven and earth and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon can tea leaves grow well.

This also means that such tea cannot be grown in ordinary fields and can only be purchased at a high price.

Secondly, drying tea is very particular.

The tea server must be a young girl who has not left the court.

First, you must not be ugly, but cute;

Secondly, the figure should not be fat, but sexy;

Third, the skin cannot be dark;

Finally, their breasts and butts cannot be small!

When drying tea, girls should pick up the leaves with the tip of their tongues, hold them in their thin lips, and dance first.

Then, it can be laid on the marble!

Moreover, every time the girls take a step, they must recite a poem by Li Bai or Bai Juyi.

In this way, both raw materials and post-production are expensive.

Conservatively speaking, each kilogram of tea costs about 100,000 yuan.

Therefore, this tea is called "The Love of One Hundred Thousand Girls"!

As for what the brothers-in-law said, the son-in-law was too lazy to refute.

Think about it, if this was tea from the bad streets, how could your son-in-law bring it to you? "



As Shen Kang listened, his hand holding the teacup started to shake.

This son-in-law, your mother can really fool you!

Even a fool can understand that this is for fear of stealing the craftsmanship!

The eight brothers-in-law also looked up to the sky and sighed.

I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people!

A broken tea leaf, mastered a certain method of making tea, and blew it to the miraculous!

However, Shen Kang glared at them just now, and the brothers-in-law did not dare to refute.

Shen Jing sat aside and covered her face in shame.

Yesterday, she watched Yu Tiance put the brewed tea leaves into the pot and fry them with her own eyes. How could she not blush when she lied?

"Dad, I'm full. You guys eat slowly."

Shen Jing was so thin-skinned that she couldn't sit down anymore.

Yu Tiance returned to his seat, picked up the wine glass, poured out the wine, rinsed it with boiling water, and poured the daughter's red he brought.

This jar of wine is what Yu Tiance has been studying every day since he traveled through time.

Repeatedly distilled and purified, the alcohol content is much higher than the alcohol of this era.

The moment the red cloth was opened, the aroma wafted out.

No one has ever smelled this smell.

The fragrance spreads thousands of miles!

Not only did the eight brothers-in-law and Shen Kang's eyes widen, but the housekeepers, maids and servants on the side also stretched their noses and smelled it.

Yu Tiance looked at everyone and took a sip of wine: "Father-in-law, brothers-in-law, do you want to drink? Can I pour you some?"

Good, good, good!

This time, everyone started laughing again.

They all drank the wine in the glass and handed the glass over.

Fortunately, Yu Tiance brought a whole jar, just enough for each person to have a cup.

"Father-in-law, sisters and brothers-in-law, you should drink this wine slowly, just like young women, you need to taste it slowly, it will be more delicious! Come on, try it all..."