"What did you say?"
Shen Kang slapped the table and stood up angrily!
The faces of the several sons-in-law turned pale, and their incredible gazes all fell on Yu Tiance.
This is too outrageous to say!
Let's not talk about how the government will deal with those who offend the elders. Let's just say that with my father-in-law, I can't say that even if it's reasonable.
This is not a good idea at all.
When Shen Jing saw something was wrong, she quickly stopped him, pinched Yu Tiance's arm, and stepped forward to hold Shen Kang's arm.
"Dad, don't fight with Lang Jun! You hit him with a stick yesterday, and he's still confused. When he first woke up, he didn't even recognize me."
snort!
Shen Kang pointed at Yu Tiance's nose and angrily said, "If Xiaojiu hadn't interceded for you, I would have sent you to the government! Fortunately, you are still a scholar. What you said is disrespectful and you should be slapped!"
Yu Tiance smiled slightly: "Father-in-law, you are so impulsive, aren't we willing to admit defeat? Okay, I understand, you can only win but not lose."
boom!
Shen Kang slapped the table, anger boiling in his eyes.
In the past few years since he started playing mahjong, his sons-in-law have never beaten him, including Yu Tiance in front of him!
He didn't draw a single card, and he fired black shots as soon as he made the move, and even more so, it was a heifer wearing a wedding dress—a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
The most irritating thing is that Yu Tiance lost his temper today and dared to choke him with words!
"Who said we can only win but not lose? I just feel sorry for Xiaojiu and you for suffering so much, so I want you to relax and ease up, and I deliberately let you win! Can I still rely on you?"
Several daughters stood behind Shen Kang, talking, laughing and whispering to each other.
The sons-in-law simply watched the show from the sidelines.
Yu Tiance took the change and checked it roughly.
This much money is enough for half a year's living expenses.
In addition to this year's autumn grain tax, I can also buy some paper, pens and books, but I still have to pay some insurance premiums.
However, there is still a week left for the imperial examination and county examination, so don’t be too anxious. As a time traveler, it is easy to make money.
"Let's go, madam, go home! Buy rice, noodles, oil, meat, and live a small life!"
Creak, creak, creak!
The prouder Yu Tiance becomes, the redder Shen Kang's face becomes.
boom!
Shen Kang slapped the table and stood up, yelling angrily: "What? You won money, you don't want to play anymore, right?"
Um!
"Father-in-law, I think money should be spent enough. I won't play with you until I have no money. As a human being, the main thing is to live a free life..."
What does it mean?
Just enough to spend?
Shen Kang swallowed and grabbed the stool casually: "You want to play with me again when you have no money? That's not a small statement! I, your mother, will kill you with a stool, do you believe it?"
father!
Fortunately, Shen Jing stopped him with all his strength and the stool was not thrown over.
No wonder the old saying goes, say no to pornography, gambling and drugs!
There are no fathers and sons at the mahjong table, the cards are played in a hurry, even if the real father pays a thousand dollars, he has to chop off his hand, and there are many stories of family ruin and death.
Yu Tiance thought for a while, since his father-in-law asked, he should win enough money from the imperial examination.
"Father-in-law, since you want to play so much, I will play with you. However, the stakes must be lowered. I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
snort!
Shen Kang held his head high and said angrily: "Don't worry about me. I have nine daughters and eight hundred hectares of farmland! At fifty cents, even if you win again, how much can you beat me?"
"Nine girls? What a crime you committed!"
"You bastard! What are you mumbling about?"
Yu Tiance forced a smile: "I didn't say anything, father-in-law."
The bottom fifty cents is a lot when you straighten it!
All colors...
Thirteen...
Shen Kang never expected that his son-in-law, who was the stupidest in mind, would be able to block his black guns!
In the blink of an eye, ten taels of silver were lost.
Shen Kang's face also changed from red to the color of liver, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Biaozi, I don't believe you are so lucky! If you beat me again in this round, I will never touch a card again!"
oh!
Nine times out of ten you will lose if you bet, but you will win if you don’t bet.
It just so happens that you can help your father-in-law quit gambling and re-establish your personality in front of these people. Why not?
The eight daughters behind Shen Kang, together with the youngest daughter Shen Jing, all set their sights on Yu Tiance.
I saw Shen Kang slamming his hands on the table and saying, "This position is not good for feng shui, let's change it!"
Then change...
After changing positions, reshuffle the cards.
Although Yu Tiance is not a professional trickster, his hobby is to study card skills. He can memorize about half of the more than a hundred cards on the table.
Shake the dice~
Yu Tiance has already figured out the next steps, when to touch, when, which card, whose turn it is...
In short, Shen Kang just couldn't get the cards.
After a few hands, Shen Kang finally had his turn to draw cards!
"Turn over! Haha, I don't believe you keep touching it!"
However, Shen Kang felt something was wrong.
Every time you catch a card, you must shoot!
Shen Kang figured out the pattern, so let's change it and find a safe one to play with!
Glancing at the card table, the third son-in-law had just hit a red hit. Nothing happened. Shen Kang simply pulled out a red hit and played out.
"Father-in-law, black cannon! Thirteen!"
Cough cough cough!
Shen Kang pointed at the third son-in-law, glared at Yu Tiance, and asked angrily: "What? Your third brother-in-law hit the red first, aren't you stupid?"
Yu Tiance raised his lips: "Father-in-law, I don't want brother-in-law Hu San, so I just want to stop you from cheating!"
This answer is too straightforward!
you……
The expression on Shen Kang's face also became distorted, and then his eyes turned white, and he lay back holding his heart...
"Dad! Dad...father-in-law...father-in-law!"
Nine daughters, eight sons-in-law, maids and servants all rushed forward.
"It's over, it's over! Dad is so angry!"
"Let's quickly study how to divide the eight hundred hectares of land!"
…
Shen Jing hugged Shen Kang, looked at Yu Tiance, and complained: "What are you doing? When will you learn to play cards? Can't you just show mercy to my father?"
"Don't panic, madam, my father-in-law will not die."
Snapped!
Yu Tiance stepped forward, raised his hand, and slapped his father-in-law on the face.
After a while, Shen Kang woke up, breathing heavily.
oops!
father!
When the master woke up, he found a house full of filial sons and grandsons.
Yu Tiance calmed down, walked to the door, turned around and said, "Father-in-law, remember your promise, never touch cards again from now on!"
After saying that, Yu Tiance took Shen Jing and left Shen's mansion.
At this time, it was morning, and it was the market again.
The streets are lined with shops, busy with traffic, people carrying bags, people pushing carts, acrobats, peddlers... it's very lively.
Yu Tiance slowed down, thinking that since we have come to the prosperous age of singing and dancing, it is necessary to live a happy life.
However, if you want to live a happy life, money is one aspect, and you also need to be respected by others, so that local officials, gentry, and landlords dare not mess with you.
Scholars, farmers, industry, merchants...
If you want to impress your father-in-law, who is a landlord, the only way is to become an official.
After all, everything is inferior, only reading is superior!
