Chapter 214: Whoever buys it is wronged

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The loading interface released by the second-hand goods made the players in front of the screen only feel two words.

Clutter.

Yes, the entire loading interface looks messy and messy at first glance.

The upper part is a huge ship sailing in the starry sky and the universe. It looks ordinary and nothing special.

The lower part is densely packed with Chinese characters. It seems to be a background introduction. At a glance, there are nearly a thousand words at least.

The background is a digital waterfall of 0s and 1s that fills the screen, seemingly to reflect a sense of technology.

This picture makes many players who have never bought the game and are seeing this interface for the first time feel a little strange.

Because to them, this interface is very different from other games.

The loading interface of other games is either a pure logo display, or a mission plot summary or game skills tips, etc. It is simple, simple, intuitive and eye-catching.

But Jiyou seems to be very earthy.

Coupled with the dense text, it looks inappropriate on the loading interface.

At this time, the second-rate guy spoke.

[Have you seen this game loading interface? ]

[Players who have played this game should know that when you enter the game for the first time, you will be loading on this interface for at least 3 minutes. ]

[At first, I thought it was due to poor game optimization. But the subsequent game loading interface does not have this problem, which means that the length of stay on this interface is intentional by the production team. The reason... is to let us clearly see the densely packed 'background introduction' above. . ]

[Did you see the words above? Let me briefly explain the beginning of the story to everyone. ]

[The timeline of "Bloody Scientist" takes place in the future in 2050. It mainly tells the story of a manned spacecraft sending a batch of blue star science to the space station on Jupiter to participate in scientific research work. However, the spacecraft was hijacked by aliens during the voyage, and the scientists lying inside also had their life delivery devices unplugged. ]

[Of all the crew members, only our protagonist survived because of his good physical fitness. At this time, as a scientific researcher, he discovered that the entire ship was filled with aliens and attempted to go to the Jupiter space station with the ship. So he had to take up arms and start being a warrior to defend mankind. This is where the story of "The Bloody Scientist" begins. ]

[Okay, let’s not worry about the background story of the game for now. Damn it, which game have you ever seen that puts all the background story on the loading interface? ]

[For a company as big as yours, would it be fatal to make an opening animation? Will it kill me to give a background narration? The game of 2023! It's the same as in 2003, right? ]

[There is also this dense pile of words, right here! ? There is not a single cutscene after completing the entire game. I admit that current FPS cutscenes are usually skipped because the performance is boring, but that’s just for some people! Not everyone will skip it! There are still people who want to watch the animation! ]

[And the current cutscenes are basically real-time calculations. The action effect shown in the first-person perspective is much better than standing and talking! It would be better if you just cut it across the board and put things on the loading interface for us to see for ourselves. The whole process can be said to be not interesting at all! ]

[Is this your attitude? ]

At this point, the barrage in the video flew again.

"Living in Bengbu, if you can save money and trouble to this extent, you have to be a skilled traveler."

"How nice the v-Bo blows, and how much it slaps you in the face when you play..."

"I even skipped the animation for you, do you still expect me to read your text introduction word for word?"

"Now that we've made a game, are we still missing a cutscene..."

"I admit that I am very impetuous and often skip animations when playing FPS. But whether to jump or not is my business, and whether or not it is your business. It is now 2023, and you cannot live without these basic elements."

"Having played the game, I said that this game must be financially tight, because poverty is revealed everywhere in it, making it a bit uncomfortable to play."

...

At this time, the second-rate voice sounded again.

The scene in the video remains unchanged, it is still the editing process of "Bloody Scientist".

[The game takes place in outer space, and the enemies you fight are all aliens. ]

[The question is, do you think you can see some alien scenery, cosmic scenery, spectacular planets, etc. in the game? ]

[Go ahead and dream! ]

[None of the above will appear in this game called Space Star! ]

[You will spend the next few hours jumping up and down in the enclosed spaceship, running non-stop, holding a gun to the end. Then you will be surprised to find that you can't see a single feather of the universe until you clear the level! ]

[Yes, there is not even a glass window in the entire game, and you are just wandering around in this extremely poorly optimized spaceship from beginning to end. Are we not worthy of even seeing the universe in a spaceship? Can’t you even look at a planet? Or is it not done at all, just a spaceship? Are you going to lock the players in and suffocate them to death? ]

[Jiyou! Whenever you open a hole in the spacecraft and put a starry sky texture.jpg, I will take it as a damn thing that you have worked hard! ]

[This is a game with a starry sky theme. You can’t see any of the starry sky at all. It’s all placed inside the ship. You’ve done a good job with this gimmick! How is this different from other FPS? Or change the skin? And other FPS are not limited to indoors, because they also have outdoor, sky, ocean, racing and other levels! ]

[What do you have, you have a fart! ]

As soon as Erhuo finished speaking, the players were amused and began to click on the words and start a barrage.

"Hahahahahaha, I was just wondering why so many anchors were wandering around the spaceship when they were playing. They didn't even make the stickers on the outside of the spaceship."

"It's so real. I thought I could see the majesty of the universe, or the planet half-hidden with my pipa in my arms. But after playing all afternoon, I really didn't even see a hair."

"Thank you, Master Up, for helping me save money."

"I'm such a grievance! The previous promotion point of this game was horror + shooting, and the interstellar universe was a bonus. But when I entered it, I found that there was no starry sky, and it was scary but not scary. The only thing left was shooting. Wow! 398 should I play this?"

"Don't you feel tired of being in the spaceship all the time? I will definitely get tired of it anyway. Personally, I don't think it's fun."

...

The voices of players discussing are very noisy, but this does not affect the continued playback of the video.

Soon, Erhuo's identifiable 'Jinpu' came again.

[After talking about these obvious problems, let’s take a look at the most essential problem of “Bloody Scientist”. ]

[Everyone here should still remember how Jiyou praised their games at that time, right? ]

[Yes, 'horror' + 'shooting'. ]

While talking, a screenshot appeared in the video.

Astonishingly, it was the first promotional article published by Jiyouvbo.

The words 'have fun', 'play easily', 'face your fear', 'kill everything' and other words mentioned above are somewhat funny in the eyes of current players.

Moreover, this blog post also secretly satirized Sole Games, saying that the games they developed put the cart before the horse, making players scared and turning them into people being played by the game.

However, players do not agree with this statement of Jiyou. Instead, they believe that this is the charm that horror games should have.

Those previous horror games, including "The Jungle Book" from Gameplay, were all stinky and rotten shrimps.

Therefore, the players in front of the screen, especially those who have not played the game or watched the live broadcast, want to know how the second-rate gamers will criticize the so-called "horror game".

As a result, the first words he spoke did not disappoint them.

[Is "The Bloody Scientist" scary? I can responsibly tell you that your 8-year-old sister who is afraid of ghosts can play it! ]

[I can’t say there are no horror elements, but definitely not many. If compared with the only game, it can even be ignored. If you don’t believe it, see for yourself. ]

As soon as he finished speaking, the process editing in the video suddenly changed, and rows of sleeping cabins with transparent covers appeared.

Players who have played it and watched the live broadcast can immediately tell that this is the scene when "Bloody Scientist" first enters the game.

Sure enough, the next second.

As if receiving some instructions, these sleeping cabins all opened their transparent covers.

Players who have played it immediately understood that aliens had taken control of the spacecraft and forcibly released the freezing switch of the sleeping cabin, causing the people inside to die due to physical problems.

The protagonist of the game barely survived because of his high physical fitness.

Although the game has a lot of flaws at the beginning, players who have played and passed it no longer care about it.

Because they know what's coming next.

The video screen comes to the first perspective of the protagonist.

Then, he walked out of the cabin and came to the corridor with a strong sense of science fiction.

Then, he moved forward and walked to the end of the aisle without any forks.

At this time, weird music gradually sounded.

It seems that the closer the protagonist is to the end of the aisle, the more likely there is a crisis ahead.

Many players in front of the screen had never played before, but when they saw this situation, they knew with their feet that something was going to happen at the end of the aisle.

After all, the atmosphere has been heightened to this point. If something doesn't happen to you, it won't make sense.

Moreover, this kind of weird music that clearly indicates that there is high energy ahead of you really makes players who have never played it not feel scared.

Yes, just be vigilant.

Sure enough, the next second.

A huge sound effect suddenly sounded.

About a few meters away from the aisle, a spider-shaped alien dragged a human corpse across the aisle!

Then...

There is no more...

At this time, barrages started popping up.

"That's it? That's it? That's it?"

"Wow, it's so scary. It scared me to death. Hahahaha."

"How can this level of horror be compared with the only game..."

"It's such a scary way, I knew it was going to fart before it even took off its pants!"

"Don't tell me this is the horror of technology lobbying. If it is, then I really won't be happy."

...

Following the barrage comments from the players, the second-rate guy spoke again.

[At the beginning, when the game publicly promoted the so-called horror + shooting innovation, I personally thought there was no problem. After all, "Dark Forest" can use guns to kill monsters. ]

[However, the "refreshing feeling" that Jiyou mentioned later made me rack my brains and couldn't think of how to make players feel happy in a horror game. ]

[Sure enough, The Bloody Scientist proves they can't. ]

[I originally thought that Jiyou would summarize the experience of failure after the failure of "Jungle", and then refer to several works of the only game on the market, and finally hand over a satisfactory answer to the players. ]

[Is this the result? ? ? Brothers, I can responsibly say that if you have never played those horror games of Shiu Guang, then you will never be frightened by the horror of "Bloody Scientist"! ]

[How is this supposed to be horror? This is no different from those previous games that were actually other types of games in the name of horror! This is an alien-fighting game disguised as a horror game! ]

[No wonder, no wonder they talk about "horror games". Emotionally, they know they can't create a sense of horror, so they specialize in shooting. ]



[Jiyou, jiyou! And what about the jumping group! Take a look, there are a total of five horror games on the market for you to use as a reference, and you also have a practice game called "The Jungle Book". Why are you stretching your hips? What the hell are you doing? ]

In front of the screen, the questions that players are most concerned about have finally been answered.

For a horror game, the first thing players need to know is whether it is scary or not, and whether it lives up to the hype.

The only game to do that.

But Jiyou Network...

Now, when the second-rate guy said it, the players secretly thought that this was indeed the case.

The horror of "Bloody Scientist" is just a way to gain popularity!

So, when the video played to this point, the barrage started.

"I knew it, how could it be possible to find the same thrill as FPS in a horror game? It's simply fantastic!"

“You’re right, there’s no way these two completely different or even completely opposite experiences can come together.”

"Our group leader has said from the beginning that "Bloody Scientist" is a popular game, and as expected, it really is."

"It's scary and exciting at the same time...a fusion that even the only game can't do...how dare you do this in a technical game..."

"It can't be said that horror games don't have fun at all, it's just that the fun is different. The fun of Shuo Guang's horror games is mainly focused on exploration and random tasks, and oh yes, there is also the performance effect of VR."

"Even before this game came out, I knew it was another game that would elevate the only game..."

...

Following the comments from the players, the idiot then spoke.

But this time, there was a little bit of resentment.

[Okay, if you've read this far, it means you're somewhat interested in how bad "Bloody Scientist" is. ]

[If you still decide to buy a tasting after watching this video, then don’t read the following content. ]

[Otherwise, you might not really buy it. ]

Players who had never played or heard about it in front of the screen suddenly raised their eyebrows slightly.

Oh, the game is terrible in terms of optimization, graphics, mechanics, experience, etc. Is there anything worse than these?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

With the mentality that curiosity killed the cat, the players continued to watch.

As a result, the first sentence shocked them.

[Brothers, to be honest, "Bloody Scientist" is a half-finished game, it is not finished at all! ]

As soon as these words came out, the players were shocked and confused.

wtf?

The game is not finished yet?

What the hell?

How dare you sell it before it's finished?

Are they brave in technical games or are they just bad at it?

With some shock, the players continued to watch.

The second-rate guy spoke.

[This game has a total of 10 levels, and the total process does not exceed 5 hours. ]

[The first level is for the protagonist to wake up, kill monsters, and find survivors. ]

[The second level is when the protagonist is asked by the survivors to do this or that, and then suddenly comes back to negotiate. ]

[The third level is when the protagonist is asked by the survivors to turn on this device, turn on that tool, and then come back to negotiate. ]

[The fourth level is when the protagonist encounters other survivors by chance, and then the two survivors discuss and decide which door switch to open to regain control of the spacecraft. Then you know, the protagonist kills monsters and comes back to do business. ]

[Level 5...]

[Level 6...]

[Level 7...]

...

[In the tenth level, the protagonist finally learned about the temporary nest of the alien spacecraft, and decided to challenge the boss alone with a large number of heavy firearms. And then... and then nothing more, the game is finished. ]

[Yes! Just cleared the level so suddenly! ]

[There are a total of 10 levels in the game. I was busy here and there like a purebred tool man. When I finally concentrated my firepower and started to defeat the boss, the game was gone! ? ]

[What’s even more ridiculous is that there is no cutscene at the end of the game, just a line of subtitles! ]

As soon as he finished speaking, a screenshot popped up in the video.

It was a black screen with a line of white text in the middle.

It says:

[After experiencing racial invasion, the scientist embarks on a journey of destiny that even he himself cannot know. 】

The next second, the dick exploded.

[I am lucky! I spent 398 yuan just for this? ]

[Why am I running around as a tool in your unoptimized ancient game? It’s not just to kill the last boss, but to end this bad game experience as soon as possible and then uninstall and save it. ]

[It's better for you, you won't even grant me such a small wish. Make an open ending, and the final boss battle is completely eliminated. I am really a big wretch for paying money to come here and suffer with my computer! ]

[The game is not finished at all! The game has 100% castrated levels! But they are very smart. In order not to let the players see it, they added this sentence at the end in a pretentious manner, making it seem like they had an open ending and were trying to trick us. ]

[But the question is, if you make an open ending, will you have suspense? Is your plot good? Is your protagonist captivating? We all know that it’s time to fight the boss and enter the climax, but you cut it off here and said that you are in the magic period? What's the point of your tm? where? where? ? ? ]

The players in front of the screen were completely stunned when they saw this.

398 yuan, still from Xiyou platform.

The result is a half-finished castration game?

Especially some players, they can accept bad games and poor picture quality.

But they can't accept that the game is not finished!

Because it's not worth the money.

No wonder the pre-broadcast was cancelled, and no wonder it was released in advance. Isn’t this just an attempt to reap a wave of defections through gimmicks and hype?

The Xiyou platform does not have a scoring system, so players can only tell the quality of a game online.

But it is extremely easy to operate. As long as you spend some money to hire a big V to promote it, and give some brats a few cents of dog food, "Bloody Scientist" will definitely be well received on the Internet!

Absolutely!

Jiyou really knows how to play!

As a result, barrages flew across the video.

"Jiyou didn't say it would be updated in the future. Is there really no ending or boss battle?"

"Hey guys, I'm crazy to buy a game like this that will make me and my computer suffer."

"Interesting, a game that has more gimmicks than experience. I have finally figured out how to play the game with Capital's skills. I guess I will hire a navy later on, right?"

"Haha, no wonder it is only sold in China. Who will play your game internationally?"

"398 Isn't it good for me to buy Lolita for my girlfriend? At least my girlfriend can have a nice sex with me. You "Bloody Scientist" will only make me experience pain."

...

The complaint video came to an end amidst thousands of comments from players.

Because of this, many people know about the low quality and level castration of "Bloody Scientist".

It didn’t take long for the topic of who bought who’s wronged to be a hot topic on the Internet.

but...

Techyou doesn’t sit still and wait for death.

72 hours after Erhuo posted the video, Jiyou took action!