In his previous life, when Xie Yu was a staff officer, he knew what would happen if a layman led an expert.
You, the emperor, are leading the expedition, but when it comes to the battlefield, do the soldiers listen to the general or to your emperor?
As an emperor, if you don't act as your mascot in the palace and come to fight with the commander-in-chief, don't you think you are looking for trouble?
Of course, even if Xie Yu was worried about things at this level, he was just worrying about them blindly. He just needs to do his own thing.
During this period, the market for toilet water is very good. This thing can really be called a huge profit!
Based on the current production efficiency, an average of more than 500 bottles of toilet water can be filled every day.
In the past half month, more than 7,000 bottles of toilet water have been produced.
However, Yu Hua used the marketing method of reluctant to sell, and coupled with the unstable situation during this period, many people were not as concerned about this luxury product as before.
Therefore, he did not put these more than 7,000 bottles of toilet water on the market at once.
Seeing that there was so much toilet water that "it couldn't be sold," Xie Yu simply deducted 600 bottles and got it to Baishi Village.
Then everyone in the village had a bottle.
Xie Yu can be regarded as fulfilling his previous promise to regard this thing as "employee benefits".
But within two days of receiving this "welfare", Xie Yu regretted it!
He didn't expect that this toilet water was not only used by women, but men also regarded it as a rarity! Now the entire village is filled with the smell of toilet water.
Even when eating, Xie Yu felt like he was about to lose his sense of taste! He couldn't taste the food in front of him at all.
“Mr.
Wang Yi came to Xie Yu's side with the food in hand.
Xie Yu rolled his eyes at the smell of toilet water on Wang Yi's body.
A brother of yours?
Brothers are born out of nothing, right?
"Third brother, I'm not telling you, why are you, a grown-up man, using this woman's things? It's so damaging to your masculinity!"
"Is there any?" Wang Yi took out the toilet water with some doubts, and then took a sip in front of Xie Yu, "I just think this stuff tastes good..."
"You...you drank it?" Xie Yu's eyes almost popped out of his head, "Didn't I say you couldn't drink it when I distributed this? Didn't you hear?"
"I heard it!" Wang Yi nodded, "But it's okay if you don't say it. The more you say it... the more I want to taste it. What does it taste like? It turns out that it tastes really good! Mr. Xie , get me a few more bottles. This thing is really... intolerable to drink..."
Isn't this mean?
Xie Yu just took the plate and left.
It's okay for others to be upset, the worst thing is to stay away from others.
But the person next to him was also using it, which really made Xie Yu unbearable.
For the past two days, Xie Yu did not go to Yu Wenjun's room.
Bai Xiaonan was still confused: when Xie Yu and Yu Wenjun were newly married, and they were in a "passionate love affair", how could he be willing to leave that delicate beauty alone in the empty room? Are you coming to find yourself, a woman who doesn't know how to be gentle?
"The smell of toilet water these past two days has almost blinded my nose! I really don’t want to smell that smell anymore!"
Bai Xiaonan suddenly realized.
She has been practicing internal strength for many years and has no fear of mosquito bites. So when Xie Yu came up with this mosquito repellent toilet water, Bai Xiaonan didn't pay too much attention.
Even when Yu Wenjun shared this rare thing with her, Bai Xiaonan changed hands and gave it to Cuihua.
Now that everyone in the village is using this toilet water, Bai Xiaonan seems to be an alien.
"Actually, I don't like the smell. It's a bit cloying." Bai Xiaonan smiled and bit Xie Yu's ear.
Xie Yu's claws of An Lushan began to roam around Bai Xiaonan's body, and while stroking it, he sighed: "Actually, Wenjun is a bit redundant. She already has a scent..."
At this point, Xie Yu suddenly felt the beauty in his arms tighten. He quickly changed his words: "Of course, Xiaonan, you also have this kind of natural body fragrance! So there is really no need to use that toilet water."
Bai Xiaonan smiled and finally said, "Tomorrow I will go to Wenjun's room to sleep. Aren't you used to the smell? It will just give you a few days' rest."
Xie Yu's heart moved: "That feeling... is great! You can just go. I promise to be good alone..."
Feeling the changes in a certain part of Xie Yu's body, Bai Xiaonan instantly understood what he was planning.
Finally, Bai Xiaonan pinched Xie Yu gently, then breathed softly into his ear and said: "You still want us sisters to serve you at the same time? You can't even deal with me alone..."
How could Xie Yu let the person next to him treat him with such contempt?
He immediately cheered up and got on his horse: "It's been three days since I went to bed! The goblin will die..."
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The next day, Bai Xiaonan and Yu Wenjun had some private conversations. The smell of toilet water on Bai Xiaonan's body was indeed much weaker.
Except for the skin outside clothes, Yu Wenjun smeared some on it as a mosquito repellent, but Yu Wenjun basically didn't use it on other places.
Of course, Xie Yu's fantasy scene of being slept together didn't happen.
Bai Xiaonan did go to sleep with Yu Wenjun in the next few days. Xie Yu wanted to seize the opportunity to do something to promote their relationship, but the two girls' Tiangui came on the same day.
Xie Yu was really depressed.
Wang Yi didn't ask Xie Yu for the toilet water in the past two days. But Xie Yu heard from Liuzi that the guy took away all the toilet water from Liuzi and Chen Zhong.
"Is this stuff that delicious?"
Xie Yu didn't understand.
Although this product is a purely natural extract, there is no harm in drinking it. However, the vegetable oil inside is mixed with alcohol, which is greasy and greasy. Even if you drink it, it will be uncomfortable to hold it in your mouth.
How could Wang Yi swallow it?
"Third brother has always been addicted to alcohol." Liu Zi said with a smile, "We have known about this for a long time."
All right. Anyway, this stuff won’t kill anyone. He can drink if he wants.
However... Wang Yi's behavior of drinking toilet water reminded Xie Yu that he could develop cocktails or beer in the future.
Especially beer! I was not used to drinking this stuff at first, but when the weather is hot, I really get a big jar and chill it with ice cubes... the refreshing feeling is really unbearable just thinking about it.
As for where to get ice cubes in summer?
Making ice with saltpeter is a very simple method!
Just do it if you think of it! In the next few days, Xie Yu began to study how to make beer. But this thing requires a fermentation tank, hops, etc. Xie Yu doesn’t know where to find it at the moment.
While Xie Yu was tinkering with beer, my father-in-law Yu Hua sent someone to deliver a message.
The six thousand bottles of toilet water were sold out again, and the father-in-law asked Yu Hua to go over and share the money.
As soon as he heard that he had received money again, Xie Yu forgot about brewing beer again.
He took Yu Wenjun and Bai Xiaonan down the mountain.
When they arrived at the Yu Mansion, they exchanged pleasantries for a while. Xie Yu stared at his father-in-law eagerly, waiting for him to take out the banknote.
As a result, Yu Hua asked Xie Yu: "Have you heard about His Majesty's personal conquest?"
