"Hey, little brother, do you know if the Taoist priest is here?"
"Yes, our dean has something to discuss with the Taoist priest."
Forestry feels like it’s surrounded by a swarm of bees! My head was buzzing.
"Okay, okay, I just told you to stop making trouble!" A fat lady came from behind and shook her head, looking helpless.
"This little Taoist Priest, I wonder if your master, Taoist Priest Yimei, is at home?" the fat aunt asked Lin Ye with a gentle smile.
Lin Ye blinked, then pointed to the inner room with his finger.
"Fat aunt, my master has gone to take a bath. What do you want from my master?"
Ahem! The fat aunt almost choked on her saliva. Although she was definitely a little fat, she had never heard anyone call her that.
"Hahahahaha!" Several little nuns burst into laughter.
The fat aunt turned her head and glanced at them, and the nuns stopped laughing.
"That's right, we are here to preach..."
Lin Ye frowned and raised his hand to interrupt the fat aunt.
"Needless to say, I advise you to give up on this idea!"
Lin Ye said with a serious face:
"As a Taoist disciple, I believe in the Sanqing Taoist Ancestor, and this will never change!"
"I believe the same is true for my master. If you want to persuade him to believe in your teachings, you don't have to waste your efforts. This is absolutely impossible!"
Seeing Lin Ye's determination, the nuns turned to look at their dean.
The fat aunt stepped forward resolutely. This time, they must win and never allow failure. After all, if the church is burned down, then their mission of preaching here will be completely defeated!
"Little Taoist Master, please don't run away. I hope you can accept our Lord. Only the Almighty Lord can let you go on the right path!"
Lin Ye frowned and said with disdain: "The Almighty Lord? Will he dare to agree if I call him?"
"Why are you resisting? Our Lord can open up the heavens and the earth, and create life. He can even part the Red Sea, make the lame walk, and the blind see!
The Lord is omnipresent, and you cannot but believe in the miracles the Lord performs! "
The fat aunt held the cross in her hand and said piously.
Lin Ye rolled his eyes on the spot, looked at the fat aunt with a stupid look and said:
"That's it? Jehovah can't do it either! Isn't this too lame?"
The fat aunt suddenly became anxious when she heard this, but before she could speak, Lin Ye spoke:
"I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry yet!"
"You said that your Lord can create the world? What does this mean? The entire universe was created by our Yuqing Tianzun!
At that time, the chaos was not divided. Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun transformed into Pangu, divided Yin and Yang, and determined the universe! What is pure is heaven, what is turbid is earth! From then on, the universe began to exist!
There is a poem praising: First there is Pangu and then there is heaven, and the Supreme Being is before Pangu!
Our Taiqing Daodetianzun is the incarnation of the Great Dao! We respect him as the Taoist ancestor!
At the beginning, Tianzun once said: The great road is invisible, giving birth to the heaven and the earth; the great road is ruthless, moving the sun and the moon; the great road is nameless, nourishing all things; I don't know its name, so I call it Tao.
The Taoist Master: There is purity and turbidity, movement and stillness; the sky is clear and the earth is turbid, the sky is moving and the earth is quiet.
Men are pure and women are turbid, men are active and women are quiet. When the original flow comes to an end, all things come into being.
Purity is the source of turbidity, and movement is the foundation of tranquility. If people can always be peaceful, everything in heaven and earth will return.
Madam, her mind likes to be clear, but her heart is disturbed; her heart likes to be calm, but she wants to be held captive.
Tao gives birth to one, gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things!
It is precisely because of the existence of Tao Ancestor that Tao exists, and then all things in the universe exist!
Later, the Supreme Purity Lingbao Tianzun intercepted the vitality of heaven and earth and taught all living beings! This is how everything is now!
Sanqing Tianzun can create a vast world with just one thought! This is the saint!
After the Three Purities, there are the Four Imperial Guards! After the Four Emperors, there are the Five Directions and Five Elders!
Do you know the Buddha from Buddhism next door? That's right, people can create the world in a single thought, but they create a thousand worlds!
Buddha is the Five Elders of the Five Directions, but who do you, Jehovah, count?
Ask Jehovah, does he dare to say anything in front of my Taoist ancestors? He is not even worthy of carrying shoes for my Taoist ancestor! "
After finishing speaking in one breath, Lin Ye felt that his breathing became much easier!
The fat aunt was speechless by Lin Ye. She hesitated for a long time and was speechless. Finally, she blushed and managed to say:
"You've never seen what you're talking about, how do you know it's true?"
Lin Ye was immediately made angry and laughed!
"I have never seen it. Have you seen it when Jehovah created the world?"
The fat aunt was speechless...
"Let's talk about your teachings! In your opinion, what should you do if you have no money? Kill a few people and grab some things!
Go back and find a priest to confess your sins and let Jesus atone for your sins, am I right or wrong? "
The fat aunt was originally speechless by Lin Ye, but when she heard Lin Ye slandering their teachings, she couldn't help it and immediately retorted:
"You...you...you're talking nonsense!"
Lin Ye narrowed his eyes, put his hands on his hips and said angrily:
"Am I talking nonsense? For more than a hundred years, these believers in Jesus have burned, killed, and looted everywhere! Everywhere they went, they scratched three feet of ground, and how many inheritances were buried?
I think Auntie, you are from Tianzhu next door, right?
Are you treating someone like a dog? They enslave you and plant tobacco in your land, but you still preach to others about your doctrine? "
After hearing this, the little nuns looked at the fat aunt with less admiration...
The fat aunt was caught in a sore spot, and she suddenly became angry with embarrassment! He didn't notice anything strange about the little nuns, and just said to himself:
"Your teachings are good, so why don't many people believe in your religion? Look, there are so many loyal believers of the Lord behind me! If your teachings are good, how come they come to believe in our religion?"
Lin Ye raised his eyebrows and curled up into a sneer.
"Ha! Because we don't bother to fool the people! What we cultivate is the Tao! The best good is like water, water is beneficial to all things without fighting! The Tao is inactive, let nature take its course!
In the prosperous times, you practice hard behind closed doors, but in troubled times, you go down the mountain to save the common people! This is our doctrine! "
The fat aunt was frightened by Lin Ye's momentum and staggered back a few steps... She knew that she had lost this doctrinal battle! Her master also lost!
Lin Ye was already on top at this time, and said reluctantly:
"Besides, you said that your Lord is omnipotent. But you invited Him to come down and show Himself!
If you can’t please come down to Jehovah, why don’t you invite Gabriel? No matter how bad you are, if you can invite a feathered bird with only one pair of wings, I'll consider you awesome! "
After hearing this, the fat aunt's confidence returned a little. She said she didn't believe in God, but secretly she had memorized all our divine records. She was duplicitous!
Fortunately, Lin Ye can't read minds, otherwise he would have to cut off this great god's face to see how thick it is!
"Ahem, although I don't have the ability to call for angels, you may not be able to call for your Dao Ancestor! I think you should return to the embrace of the Lord as soon as possible!"
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