It’s messed up, so enjoy it!
It’s boring, so boring!
Life is so boring...
Two lines of clear tears slowly fell from the corners of Lin Ye's eyes.
Not looking at the laughing faces of several people was his last act of stubbornness!
The world isolates me and lets him ridicule me, I just keep my silence~
But Uncle Jiu was trembling all over after hearing this. He was a little drunk. What happened?
Don't say it, don't say it! Even if this kid Jiale fails to become a Taoist in the future, he will never starve to death if he goes out to tell stories!
Uncle Jiu's lips twitched when he noticed Lin Ye, who was completely lying flat on the ground.
It’s over, this kid Aye has no face to see anyone...
Although Jiale's art processing involved a lot of elements, Uncle Jiu still understood the general story of what happened!
Uncle Jiu coughed slightly and said to Lin Ye:
"Okay Aye, the ground is cold, get up quickly!"
Lin Ye was still lying motionless on the ground in a Tai-shaped pose~
"Aye, it's almost done."
Lin Ye slowly closed his eyes~
I am dead, I have to burn paper~
At this time, Qiu Sheng's eyes rolled up and he took notice. He turned to Wencai and said, "Wencai, do you know what animal is motionless?"
Wencai looked confused and said, "How do I know?"
Jiale's eyes lit up, I know this question! So he rushed to answer: "I know, I know! Staying still is a bastard!"
"???"
A carp in Linye stood up and stared at Jiale with a resentful look on his face~
I'm staring~
Jiale was so frightened by Lin Ye's eyes that he quickly laughed and said:
"Hey, junior brother, I just exaggerated your experience of dealing with royal zombies~
And don’t you think that after my polishing, the artistic content of the whole story has been improved by several levels? "
Lin Ye narrowed his eyes: "Oh? How high is it?"
Jiale didn't notice the dangerous aura at all and said to himself: "It's at least as high as two or three floors~"
Hearing what Jiale said, Qiu Sheng and Wencai silently distanced themselves from Jiale, fearing that their blood would be splashed all over them later...
Lin Ye moved his body and said in a low voice: "Senior brother, have you ever heard of the flat sand and wild goose pose with the butt facing backward?"
Jiale was stunned when he heard this: "No! But this move doesn't sound very powerful~"
A dangerous sinister smile appeared at the corner of Lin Ye's mouth:
"Jiejie, Jiejie, don't worry, senior brother, you will see if you are powerful or not soon!"
Jiale finally realized the seriousness of the matter and waved his hands repeatedly: "Junior brother, I'm joking~"
"It's too late! Ah da~"
Lin Ye withdrew 90% of his strength, flew up and kicked Jiale in the chest...
Bang~
Jiale's butt instantly flew backwards a few meters and landed on the ground...
Qiu Shengwencai covered his eyes, cruel! How cruel!
Jiale rubbed his butt and stood up with a grimace, muttering about his junior brother being stingy, his junior brother holding a grudge, etc...
Lin Ye's ears are so sharp. He raises his eyebrows and wants Jiale to try the "Pingsha Luoyan Style" with his butt backwards again!
In the end, Uncle Jiu stopped the farce with a smile in his eyes!
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, it's almost done~"
Lin Ye pouted and said gloomily: "Master! Do you know what the most painful thing in the world is?"
Uncle Jiu asked doubtfully: "Is it birth, old age, illness and death, love and hate, separation?"
"No! The man is still alive, but his wise image is gone~" Lin Yesheng said helplessly.
What is physiological death? The most terrifying thing is social death!
Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched. He wanted to feel relieved but didn't know how to refute. He even felt that what Lin Ye said made some sense!
Think about it...hiss! So scary!
After thinking about this, for the sake of Lin Ye's injured soul, Uncle Jiu quickly coughed and changed the subject:
"Ahem, Ah Ye, my teacher has to say something nice about you! To deal with zombies, especially zombies that have survived the thunder tribulation! What do you do with thunder? It's half the result with half the effort, and it's thankless!"
Lin Ye was stunned when he heard this, and then he nodded in agreement without daring to refute.
Of course he knows that thunder method is of little use against zombies that have survived the thunder tribulation! But he can’t stand up to Lei Fa, he’s so handsome!
How can you pretend to be a saint without using thunder methods...to show yourself holy in front of others?
Uncle Jiu didn't know what Lin Ye was thinking, so he said seriously:
"Aye, in fact, with your current strength, you can already deal with ordinary zombies and ghosts with ease! It's just that your destiny is too attracted to these dirty things, and I really can't worry about it as a teacher!"
Lin Ye was moved when he heard this and quickly comforted:
"Actually, Master, you don't have to worry about me! Judging from the speed of my cultivation, there will be nothing I can't deal with in the future! So I have nothing to be afraid of!
And didn’t the great uncle say that after I break through the human division, he would take me back to Maoshan? Is there a solution to my destiny on Maoshan? "
Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up, yes! Aye has already refined his energy and transformed into a god! If Maoshan is summoned, shouldn't the sect protect Aye as a treasure?
"Yes! Call the Maoshan General Altar!" Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu walked towards the altar...
But Uncle Jiu stopped before he even took two steps...
"Oh! Qianli Chuanyin needs at least the cultivation of God and Anti-Void! I am incompetent. After so long, I am just one step away from the Earth Master, but I can't get over it..."
Seeing Uncle Jiu's dejected look, Lin Ye couldn't help but feel sorry for Uncle Jiu...
Suddenly, Lin Ye's heart moved and he quickly called out the system in his heart.
"Tongzi, is the Qi Gathering Pill useful to my master?"
[Ding~ The products produced by the system must be high-quality~]
"I understand! It has to be you, Ao Tongzi!"
Although he has been under Uncle Jiu's sect for only a short month, Uncle Jiu will always protect him when he is in danger and has saved him more than once!
Uncle Jiu is so kind to me, not to mention a Qi Gathering Pill, even a third-turn golden elixir, Lin Ye!
In a flash of thought, Lin Ye made a decision. Using his clothes as a cover, he reached into his arms and took out the remaining Qi Gathering Pill from the system space, and then handed it to Uncle Jiu...
"Master, this thing is called Qi Gathering Pill. It was given to me by an old man in my dream. It's thanks to this pill that I can break through the masters so quickly!"
Uncle Jiu twitched the corner of his mouth. It was the old man again. If he remembered correctly, Lin Ye said the same thing the last time he practiced the Golden Light Curse!
Uncle Jiu looked at the elixir in front of him and felt hesitant in his heart. After all, from his perspective, Lin Ye put his hand into his clothes, rubbed and rubbed, and finally a black ball came out! Then he handed it to the person in front of him...
Why is this picture so familiar? If Aye is so talented, he can't be the reincarnation of some big shot in Lingyin Temple, right?
That’s not right, no big shot would join the Taoist sect!
Shaking his head, Uncle Jiu put these strange thoughts behind him and reached out to take the elixir...
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