When Jiale saw something was wrong, he picked up the bowl and quickly stood up and walked towards the door. He did not forget to remind Jingjing: "Jingjing, do you want to eat next to it?"
But Jingjing obviously didn't realize the seriousness of the problem. She tilted her head and asked, "Why do you want to eat next to it? It's not polite."
"Okay then." Seeing that the reminder was of no use, Jiale said nothing more and turned around to stand with Lin Ye.
Now only four eyes, Jingjing, and Master Ikkyu are left on the table.
Master Yixiu smiled, held his chopsticks, and was about to pick up the tofu.
"boom……"
The chopsticks were still clamped firmly, but the four eyes suddenly clamped Master Ikkyu's chopsticks.
Master Yixiu frowned, a little dissatisfied.
But he still let go of his chopsticks and took a sip of the porridge.
Simu also pretended that nothing happened, and stared at Ikkyu while drinking porridge.
Master Yixiu smiled. In fact, he had already guessed what Shimu was thinking. He suddenly stretched out his chopsticks and picked up the plates on the table.
His eyes naturally turned away, and he picked up the chopsticks and picked them up.
But due to excessive force, it was clamped on the table and unable to move.
"Um……"
He kept looking up to pull out the chopsticks, but he couldn't pull them out. For a moment, he was extremely embarrassed. He glanced at the people around him and his face turned red.
At this time, Master Ikkyu picked up a piece of tofu and raised it in front of Shimu, with a faint smile on his face.
But no matter how you look at it, this smile is a bit showing off.
At least, that's how it seems to the four eyes.
He waved his hand suddenly and slapped Master Ikkyu's chopsticks directly.
With a "swish" sound, the tofu on the chopsticks flew out and stuck directly to Jingjing's face.
piece……
Two pieces...
More and more tofu is sticking to Jingjing's face.
Only then did Jingjing realize the seriousness of the problem, pouted, turned around and came to the door.
Jiale saw Jingjing coming, and quickly stepped forward and used chopsticks to scrape the tofu off Jingjing's face:
"Isn't that right? I told you to stay away. Look at the double-bang cannon of fermented bean curd."
"ah……"
Jingjing became even more angry, stepped on Jiale's foot, turned around and left.
"Jingjing..."
Jiale's face was ugly, and he was spinning in circles holding his feet.
"Eat pickles..."
"Eat peanuts..."
………………
The battle at the table intensified.
Masters Four Eyes and Ikkyu each picked up a plate and kept throwing food at each other.
"Forget it if you eat it to death."
Shimu was furious for a moment, so he waved his hand, raised a plate of peanuts, and sprinkled it on Master Yixiu's face.
As luck would have it, two peanuts from the plate of peanuts got into Master Ikkyu's nostrils.
"Hahaha……"
When I saw this, I couldn't help but throw my head back and laugh.
Ikkyu was stunned for a moment, looking at the laughing look in his eyes, he smiled slightly, raised his head and spit out two peanuts.
"Whoosh..."
Two peanuts flew right into Simu's mouth.
Simu subconsciously shut up and looked at Yixiu, not knowing what to say for a moment.
"Hahaha, drink porridge." Master Yixiu felt a little proud, picked up the bowl and was about to drink porridge.
As soon as he looked around, unknown anger arose in his heart. When he wasn't paying attention, he suddenly stretched out his foot and reached his crotch.
"ah……"
Being kicked like this, Master Ikkyu naturally felt uncomfortable, so he subconsciously raised the bowl in his hand and threw it at the four eyes.
But Simu was on guard for a long time and was not knocked down at all: "Haha, I didn't hit him."
"No more fun, you scumbag." Master Yixiu was furious and walked outside with his body hunched over.
"Master, do you need me to help you..." Jiale stepped forward quickly.
But after being kicked like this, Ikkyu couldn't bear the pain for a long time. He didn't want to say anything, so he turned around and walked out the door.
"Master..." Lin Ye called out quickly.
Still no response, Master Ikkyu walked towards the door.
"Hahaha……"
His eyes got the upper hand, he laughed, handed the shoes to Jiale, pinched Jiale's face, and said with a smile: "Jiale, you are so good, master loves you so much, help master Wash your shoes."
"These two old naughty boys will never have a good life again." Jiale smiled speechlessly.
Originally, having such a master at home would have been tiring for him, but with the addition of the old naughty boy next door, Jiale felt like he was about to be played to death.
But what can be done? It’s already like this and we can only let it develop.
"Jia Le, you look at your master, I'm going to see Master Yixiu." Lin Ye turned around and glanced at Jiale.
"Oh..." Jiale was clearing the table and nodded.
Arriving at Master Yixiu's door, Lin Ye stepped forward and knocked gently on the door: "Master Yixiu..."
The door creaked open, and Jingjing appeared at the door, asking sternly: "What are you doing here? Haven't my master had enough of your bullying?"
Lin Ye frowned: "I didn't bully Master Yixiu."
They say women are sometimes unreasonable.
Jingjing went even further and ignored the truth at all. She snorted and said, "I don't care, you must have colluded with that Taoist priest. Don't waste time here."
"This..." Lin Ye was in a bit of a dilemma.
Before he finished speaking, the voice of Master Ikkyu came.
"Jingjing, let Aye come in."
Jingjing turned her head and glared, snorted dissatisfied, and then signaled Lin Ye to follow her into the house.
As soon as he stepped through the door, he saw Master Ikkyu sitting peacefully on the futon.
"Aye, please sit down..." Master Yixiu made a Buddhist salute.
Lin Ye returned the favor with a smile and sat opposite Master Ikkyu.
"Master, my uncle's temperament is like this. I hope you can bear with me." Lin Ye said with a slight embarrassment.
In fact, only men understand this kind of men's pain.
Although Master Ikkyu was a monk, he was still a man after all, and he might have been in great pain after being kicked like this by Taoist Priest Four Eyes.
However, Master Ikkyu didn't seem to care. Instead, he smiled and said, "It did hurt a little bit just now, but now I'm fine."
"oh?"
Lin Ye was a little surprised. It would take an average person at least a day or two to get better after being kicked like this. How could Master Yixiu recover so quickly?
Could it be that you said this deliberately to save face?
Master Yixiu said with a smile:
"Aye, don't worry, the kick from Simu's guy is not light, but the poor monk also has some martial arts skills, so that kick actually didn't hurt the poor monk."
Seeing Master Yixiu say this, Lin Ye had no choice but to nod.
"Well, if something happens, don't hold on! Although it may not be needed, it is still part of the body..."
Master Yixiu's mouth twitched, could it be said that there is no normal person up and down Maoshan Mountain? Is it appropriate for you to say this to a monk?
Lin Ye obviously realized something was wrong and said quickly: "Master, that's not what I meant... Then Master, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first..."
After saying that, Lin Ye fled in despair~
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