"Come here, my uncle has run away! My uncle has run away!"
A shout broke the tranquility in the night sky.
Everyone followed the sound and saw a young man in a red wedding robe in the corner of the courtyard, holding a tree trunk and climbing up lifelessly.
Under the big tree, a fat girl, who was covered in fat and weighed more than 200 kilograms, pointed at the groom and threatened angrily: "Get down! Get down here!"
When everyone saw this situation, they couldn't help but be happy.
"Hahaha, look, isn't that Xiao Ran, the dog son of the Xiao family?"
"I heard that this bitch destroyed all the Xiao family's property in just a few years. Master Xiao was so angry that he sold him to the Chu family and became Miss Chu's son-in-law."
"Miss Chu? A famous fat woman in Jinguan City?"
When Xiao Ran heard this, his face was immediately filled with shame and shame.
Just now, he woke up from a hazy state and found that he had traveled through time.
Time travel into the body of a playboy.
The original owner was a romantic man, looking for flowers and willows everywhere. In just a few years, he lost all his wealth.
In a rage, Father Xiao sold him to the famous fat woman in the city, the eldest daughter of the Chu family, Chu Yanhong, for five hundred taels.
Today is his happy day...
During the bridal chamber, Xiao Ran was confused.
Miss Chu was very interested and said that the old man was eager to hold his grandson and insisted on playing a game of eagle and chicken with him.
As a result, the eagle was not caught, and the chicken died first...
Thinking of this, Xiao Ran felt tight and desperately climbed to the treetop again.
"Xiao Ran, come down here!"
"Come down, uncle, the old lady is still waiting for you to consummate your marriage."
"A moment of spring is worth a thousand pieces of gold, uncle, please don't offend the beautiful lady."
Several maids waved their hands and made coquettish words to seduce him.
Xiao Ran looked at the two hundred kilograms of meat and was so frightened that his chickens went weak.
With such a physique, he can be killed by sitting on his butt!
Even if you can't die by sitting still, you can still be pinched to death...
Consummate the marriage with her?
The round tomb is pretty much the same.
Xiao Ran hugged the tree trunk tightly and said desperately: "You can go down if you want me to, but your lady must promise not to touch me tonight!"
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter again.
"Hahaha, this piece of shit has been playing with women all his life, and he is finally going to be played to death by a woman."
"Don't tell me, does Miss Chu count as a woman? She is a tigress, weighing more than 200 kilograms..."
Chu Yanhong twitched the corner of her mouth, glared at everyone, then looked at Xiao Ran, suppressing her anger and said: "Okay, I promise you, as long as you come down, I promise not to touch you tonight."
"You can't touch me tomorrow night either!"
"I won't touch it tomorrow night either."
"the day after tomorrow……"
"Xiao, are you done with it? A son-in-law has betrayed you, so come down here!"
Chu Yanhong couldn't bear it anymore, jumped up, grabbed Xiao Ran's ankle, and pulled him down forcefully.
Xiao Ran only felt his legs and feet sinking, and then the ground shook...
boom--
When he came back to his senses, he saw that he was being hugged by Chu Yanhong, a princess, and held him firmly in his arms.
Falling into the clutches of the devil again, Xiao Ran suddenly lost his arrogance and said in a low voice:
"You said you can't touch me tonight."
"If I don't touch you, you can't come in by yourself?"
Chu Yan gave him a red look.
Come in by yourself?
Xiao Ran's head suddenly became big. With such a physique, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to squeeze in...
Chu Yanhong said angrily: "Besides, I won't touch you at night, and I didn't say I won't touch you during the day! I won't be able to kill you until daybreak!"
Second Austrian!
Is that how you play?
Xiao Ran screamed and struggled to escape.
Unexpectedly, Chu Yanhong was fat and strong, so she grabbed him with both hands and walked to the new house with a bang.
Xiao Ran couldn't be beaten or scolded, so she threw him on the bed like a chicken...
The night was like water, and it was almost dawn.
As soon as daybreak comes, this tigress will pounce on him and squeeze him clean until no residue is left...
No, you have to escape!
You have to escape before dawn!
After the tigress fell asleep, Xiao Ran secretly opened the door and slipped out quietly...
The Chu family is one of the top silk and satin families in Jinguan City. The courtyard of their residence is huge, and the entrance is guarded by a courtyard guard.
Xiao Ran didn't dare to rush in. After thinking about it, he came to the corner and climbed up along the tree trunk. He wanted to use the big tree to jump out of the courtyard in order to escape.
It’s just that this wall is so damn high.
I don’t dare to jump!
Xiao Ran's legs were trembling, and he was worried about how to get on. At this time, he suddenly heard a familiar voice outside the hospital.
"Master! Master!"
Looking down, he saw that the person guarding outside the wall was none other than his good slave and follower, Laifu.
Xiao Ran was immediately moved, lowered his voice and asked, "Laifu, why are you here?"
Laifu wiped the corners of his eyes and said excitedly: "Master, I have been waiting for you for a long time. I have known for a long time that you will definitely not agree to this marriage and will definitely find ways to escape, so I will wait for you here early in the morning. ”
Upon hearing this, Xiao Ran was really moved beyond measure.
They say that it takes a thousand days to raise an army, but it takes a while to use it. This kid is really good. I usually love him in vain.
While holding on to the big tree, Xiao Ran said cautiously: "Laifu, please think of a way to rescue me quickly. That tigress is going to get me at dawn. I can't stay in this house for a moment."
"Master, don't be afraid!"
Laifu took two steps closer and waved repeatedly, "Jump, jump down, and the slave will catch up below."
The courtyard wall is more than ten feet high. If you jump directly, you will definitely be hit hard.
Xiao Ran swallowed his saliva and said hesitantly: "I'm afraid this won't work, Laifu, go find a ladder..."
"Jump! Just jump! Don't worry, young master, I've been with you for so many years, and you still can't trust me? As long as I'm here, just jump boldly!"
"Well, then you have to hold on tight!"
Xiao Ran calmed down and saw that Laifu was in a hurry. He took a deep breath and jumped down without thinking.
The wind howled by his ears, and he suddenly felt as if he was being held by Laifu, and landed firmly on the ground.
So dangerous, so dangerous...
Finally, Laifu is here, so he can escape.
Xiao Ran took a breath, patted Laifu's hand, and said with a smile: "Laifu, you are so good. The young master has never loved you in vain. Okay, let go. I have to leave quickly and hide out for a few days. "
Unexpectedly, Laifu suddenly smiled, hugged him, and shouted towards the Chu family's house:
"Someone is coming! Someone is coming quickly! My uncle has run away, my uncle has run away!"
Xiao Ran's heart skipped a beat, and he was so frightened that he lost his soul. He stared at Laifu and said in confusion, "What are you doing?"
Laifu ignored him and still shouted towards the Chu family's house: "Someone is coming, someone is coming quickly, young lady, my uncle has run away..."
Under the night, the shouts were particularly loud and harsh.
Before Xiao Ran could react, he heard the Chu family's door slamming open, and Chu Yanhong rushed out, surrounded by seven or eight guards.
"Where? Where is that bitch?"
Laifu hugged Xiao Ran tightly, preventing him from moving, and said with joy on his face: "Young mistress, the young master is here! Don't worry, he can't run away with my servant here!"
