Episode 7: What is Dawn’s most unsolvable conspiracy? The elves invite you for a mission! The racing showman Crazy Batch won the first place in the individual competition, but why did he launch an attack on the merchant guild?
Isn't it enough to have a city full of elves as a harem? It can be seen that the crazy boss has an abnormal orientation! I don’t know if he went to the hospital for a checkup.
Episode 8: A major accident reappears in the game! Professional bosses are rushing to the hunting areas one after another, and the biochemical crisis in unknown areas is coming! The professional boss of Qianyou, Roaring Brother's spit actually caused all the bosses to shit their pants!
The bosses are having diarrhea and killing monsters at the same time. What kind of explosive scenery is this?
Was it Brother Roar who ate the biological bomb, or was there someone else behind the incident? If it's the latter, Brother Crazy Pi is to blame!
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After reading these few episodes of posts, Allen felt like there was smoke coming out of all his orifices.
What does it mean to check whether the secretion of male hormones is insufficient?
Besides, why do you blame me for running away? This time it was not arranged by me at all, okay?
The key is that every time something big happens, you can just record it, but you have to mention your own orientation.
I think there is something wrong with your talent orientation!
After all, this is traceable. The more a person keeps talking about something, there is a 99% chance that this kind of thing has happened to him!
【cough! Boss, this pen is obviously targeted at you on purpose! I'll kill him immediately! 】
Brother Chuanqi stood up and prepared to get rid of the scourge of Brother Qingqing.
Of course, the main reason is that the trouble caused by the three of them was also arranged on the boss, which is simply unreasonable!
Allen waved his hand and looked around.
[You...also think there is something wrong with my orientation? 】
Everyone tried their best to suppress the raised corners of their mouths and shook their heads.
Only Reina believed it.
Otherwise, if I am so beautiful, why wouldn’t my master care?
If he is a dragon, what about Ferheti? Doesn’t the master not care?
【Pfft~】
In the end, Brother Guangxi was the first to be unable to hold it in and started laughing.
His smile caused others to hold their stomachs and laugh.
[Boss, we haven’t received professional training, so we really can’t hold it in! 】
Brother Ciaobai covered his forehead and grinned from the corners of his mouth to his ears.
Allen was stunned. If it weren't for the skull, one could imagine how dark his face would be.
Allen shook his head helplessly and coughed lightly.
[Come on, let’s go to the dungeon in the early morning. 】
Everyone stood up and the entire guild rushed to the dungeon.
The place is as crowded as ever.
Seeing Brother Crazy Pi and the others coming, many people immediately stayed away.
But three people were not afraid and walked straight up, their faces all dark.
Brother General bore the brunt and asked:
[Crazy guy, our people had diarrhea while spawning monsters. Is it your fault? 】
Allen, who was already angry, immediately scolded him.
【roll! Are you going to blame me for everything about the special code? Crazy! If your people have diarrhea, should I wipe their buttocks?
I haven’t blamed you for polluting the air in Elf City! 】
After being trained by Allen, the three general brothers observed carefully and found that there were indeed no flaws in the other party.
It seems that this matter has nothing to do with Brother Crazy Pi.
Brother Momo immediately teased.
[I said, have you also read Liming’s first post? Otherwise, why would you be so angry? 】
Ha~
angry? You underestimate me, Allen, too. Am I the kind of person who tolerates troubles?
I'm going to be so pissed off!
Allen calmed down as much as possible, his tone trembling slightly.
[When you meet this person, tell me immediately and I will be very grateful. 】
Just as they were talking, Feipeng led Brother Fu and other teammates out of the dungeon.
When they heard that they were talking about the first post in the morning, they immediately grinned.
Feipeng chuckled.
[General, are you dead? Hahaha! By the way, there is also Sister Qingyan. I heard that you have been torn to pieces by goblins many times? Is it true? 】
The general rolled his eyes.
【Do you believe it too? Not only was the waist damaged, but the brain was also damaged? 】
But Sister Qingyan's rebuttal was unexpected.
[Yes, I learned it from you. You don't even use the basket, you use it as fertilizer for the forest. I'm just a piece of fat, so just give it to me. 】
When everyone heard this, they were immediately speechless.
Sister Qingyan is so generous and generous that it is hard to refute...
It seems that in terms of shame, she cannot be defeated!
【...I am ashamed to be with you and others! 】
After hearing this, Allen curled his lips.
Big girl, what are you talking about?
[Hey, do you still know about shame? Are you not involved in gossiping about things that no one else has in broad daylight at the Guild House? What a surprise! 】
Sister Qingyan snorted coldly, which made Xiu Tujiang and the others tremble in fear.
【...Well, I didn't say anything. 】
Seeing that their bosses were being manipulated by Sister Qingyan, everyone dared not speak out in anger.
But Brother Momo became curious now.
【Gossip? What gossip? 】
【None of your business! Irrelevant! 】
Allen and Sister Qingyan said in unison.
After the two of them finished speaking, they looked at each other again and looked away at the same time again.
This scene of tacit understanding made everyone around look at each other.
Others didn't dare to say it, but Brother Momo was not among them. He immediately grinned and looked at the two of them.
【Sure enough, something happened! 】
[What are you talking about? My gossip is none of your business! 】
Sister Qingyan rolled her eyes at Allen.
【Um? What do you mean, you haven't been dealt with? ] Allen was surprised, he didn't provoke her, did he?
Seeing that the situation was not going well, Meng Shou took the lead in entering the dungeon. After all, the time was coming soon, but before leaving, the corners of his mouth curled up.
[Rabbit, you must write down what happened! Come back and tell us! 】
The unique skills buddy behind him also nodded repeatedly. This kind of thing is more exciting than completing a copy!
Xiutujiang shook his head desperately.
[Let Wen Qing remember, I have already made a mistake once! 】
Wen Qing made an OK gesture at the side, meaning leave it to me!
They were muttering in low voices, and they were surrounded by players who were watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.
Wen Qing and the other girls felt like they wanted to see it but were afraid to see it, but they were not afraid of death.
Qing Yan snorted coldly.
[I heard that you are invincible in the duel arena? Have a game? 】
Allen sneered, not to be outdone.
[What to bet on? Are you still fat? 】
【roll! Are you worthy? 】
Qing Yan was very angry. Besides Allen, who else dared to tease her like this?
If that's really that person, then that's it. You, an evil heretic, are you worthy of comparing with him?
【Bet on people! If you win, our guild will all join you, if you lose, the opposite will happen! 】
Sister Qingyan put her hands on her long legs and looked at Allen with a sneer.
[Well... what the hell! 】
Allen hurriedly took it back and almost fell into the trap!
No matter what the result is, she seems to be the one who gets the advantage! Even if they all join the guild here, they will still be suppressed by her.
And Moeshou is definitely no match, let alone Wen Qing, Xiu Tujiang and the others.
[I’m not going to bullshit you anymore, I still want to set records. 】
Allen walked into the copy.
It seems calm, but in fact it is a little hasty.
It looks stable, but in fact it is running away.
When approaching the copy, Allen hurriedly got in.
【cut! 】
There was a cry all around.
As for Wen Qing and the others, they were all stunned.
The crazy boss was actually taken advantage of? And it's the kind of situation where you can't even struggle and can only flutter twice at most.
[I think there is a way to do this! 】
Xiutujiang held his chin and nodded repeatedly.
The girls around me believed that if a man and a woman were to fight against each other, the end result would be either falling in love, or falling in love, annexing and killing each other.
【Is there a door? What door? 】
Qing Yan looked over, and a group of girls suddenly looked like frightened little rabbits.
This scene is like a queen inspecting her people...
[Ahem, the gate of hell...Sister, I have a particularly beautiful set of fashion for you! 】
Xiutujiang smiled awkwardly and gave him the life-saving thing.
Qing Yan looked at a sky blue stepmother wool skirt and black silk high heels, and immediately took it.
A flash of brilliance appeared on his body.
【Wow! Sister, you are so beautiful! If Brother Allen sees it, he will definitely be manipulated by you! 】
Xiutujiang praised him repeatedly.
Sister Qingyan glanced at them but said nothing. It seemed that she had forgiven them.
At this moment, Meng Shou led people out of the dungeon and set a new record again.
And right after, Allen actually came out!
This scene shocked everyone!
Looking at the record on the stone tablet, it was 1 minute and 25 seconds, a full ten seconds faster than last time!
Sister Qingyan, who was still admiring the skirt, was stunned on the spot.
Allen, who was originally going to show off to Sister Qingyan, saw the other party's outfit and suddenly felt his mouth went dry.
"My dear, if these sisters can control themselves, they will be invincible..."
【cough! Go, retreat! 】
Alan didn't have the courage to take another look, so he led everyone to the guild house.
【Hahaha! The boss was actually manipulated by Sister Qingyan! 】
After returning, Brother Chuanbai and the others laughed wildly.
【...I'll take care of her later!
Okay, that’s enough gossip. Next, I’ll make some arrangements. 】
Hearing Allen's seriousness, everyone sat upright and became quiet.
[Meng Shou, take them with you and continue the racing challenge. You don’t need to worry about anything else. 】
【Um. ] Meng Shou agreed.
Allen looked at Wen Qing again.
[President, our guild has quite a lot of gold coins. You should try your best to find connections with rabbit fans and merchant guilds, and try your best to obtain some legendary weapons and equipment.
These equipments were given to Meng Shou and the other eight people, and they had to try their best to get eight complete sets to help them prepare for the last few days of racing. 】
[Yes, boss! 】
Wen Qing nodded repeatedly.
[Rabbit, you and the girls don’t be idle, go to the Elf City to do tasks and get as much equipment and gold coins as possible.
After you have paid, go back and ask them to buy you fashion materials. 】
Xiutujiang and other girls nodded, indicating that it was wrapped up in them.
Finally, Allen looked at Brother Chou.
[Big brothers, you have worked hard these days, please don’t cause trouble for me yet.
Sell all the materials in your guild except gold coins, as well as weapons and equipment below the legendary level, or give them to the Merchant Alliance and ask them to help sell them.
Of course, that includes the rabbits and the others.
In a word, all unused items will be exchanged for gold coins. 】
【good! 】
Both of them nodded.
Finally, Allen glanced at everyone.
[Brothers and sisters, we not only want to win first place in racing, but we also want to win consecutive battles in the future!
When the last day of the racing competition is over, let's march into a new field together, the last line of defense! 】
Everyone stood up to celebrate.
[Big boss is mighty! 】
【Long live the president! 】
At this time, Moeshou intervened.
[Then what are you going to do? 】
【you guess? 】
Allen grabbed the staff next to him and stood up with Reina, Ferheti and Raphael.
[You three, immediately search the whole city for the most affectionate person in the country. If you find out, tell me immediately! If I can't kill him, I won't be a crazy critic! 】
