【That's good! 】
Seeing Raphael's assurance, the two of them felt relieved.
When they were offline before, they saw some messages on various software.
The professional teammates of the three big guys have also officially settled in Dawn.
Although there is no official announcement, the gossip from various channels has revealed it very accurately.
Moreover, they have been here for several days and have not just joined.
After they settle in, they will definitely participate in the guild racing competition.
Prior to this, in order to ensure smooth level improvement, apart from the Dead Zone, only the hunting area could gain experience.
Therefore, Brother Chuanbai and Brother Guangxu didn't even bother to refresh the dungeon, and dragged Raphael here.
As veteran players, they decided to give these professional buddies a novice gift.
After all, their captain fell into his hands, and the team members certainly couldn't let him go.
Three guys who didn't want to be human were holding two bottles of diarrhea medicine in their hands and quietly touched them.
In the hunting area, a professional buddy is taking other people from the guild to fight monsters and gain experience.
They were also more cautious, looking around while brushing.
What their captain went through last time had already warned them.
This group of professionals is also afraid of those orcs coming to kill them.
[I said, are you too cautious? Hurry and brush! 】
Someone didn't care, raised the knife and dropped it, and another monster's head fell.
【Be careful. 】
Some people shook their heads, lost two skills, and turned around to look.
Suddenly, everyone heard a snap.
It's like something is broken.
Immediately afterwards, it was like a drizzle of rain fell, dotting everyone's cheeks.
【that whoever! Just brush monsters, don't spray them, okay? The spittle and stars were thrown over me! 】
Someone wiped his face and broke the defense directly.
There are always people who play games and like to yell.
Not only do you have to shout out the name of the skill when releasing it, but you also keep saying it.
Even the monsters can't bear it anymore. How much hatred and resentment can there be?
[That’s right, Brother Roar, can you calm down for a while? My ears are almost deafened by your noise! Your words have been in my mind for the past half day. It’s so brainwashing! 】
Brother Roar, who was fighting at the front, turned back and rolled his eyes.
[I'm so damn far away from you. Is this a spittle or an intercontinental missile? 】
Brother Fury stopped paying attention and continued to kill monsters while shouting.
But suddenly, I felt extremely depressed and stuffy in my lower abdomen.
【etc! Not quite right! 】
He raised his sword, confusing the players around him.
What kind of trick is this?
【What a fool! Ah~]
Brother Roar suddenly lost his balance and knelt directly on the ground.
His face suddenly turned pale, his face kept twitching, and veins popped out on his forehead!
[Bathroom...Is there a restroom here? 】
Just when he raised his head to ask, people fell to their knees all around.
【Ouch, what a fool! Such, real, shit, really... in the game? 】
【Hmm~ah! 】
Some people could hardly hold on any longer, lying on the ground and twisting their bodies like maggots.
A group of people fell to the ground, moaning and groaning.
【I, I can’t do it anymore! I need to release a fart! 】
Brother Roar groaned and was about to test that fart.
【Don't! No, don’t believe it! 】
Behind Brother Roar's butt, a magician's face was bruised and he was completely suffocating.
When things happen here frequently, the hunters can't wait any longer.
How could you give up such a good opportunity?
Immediately, they pounced on him.
【kill! 】
Brother Fury took a deep breath and stood up, slashing one over with his knife, and then his legs couldn't stop trembling.
【Hmm~】
Just as he clamped his anus and tightened his thighs, a hunter pounced on him again.
Brother Roar didn't react quickly and was directly hit in the lower abdomen.
【ah! 】
Bro Roar screamed and then fell to the ground.
Immediately afterwards, the sound of "Crack, Plop, Dulu, Lulu, Lulu~" directly exploded!
The other players are also having a hard time.
A swordsman covered his anus with one hand and held a sword with the other to fight against the hunter. From time to time, he farted! The whole person's expression was one of relief and pain, which was hard to describe.
This one, our friend, is a true warrior!
As for the magicians, it is more miserable. It is difficult to get good results when the hunters are close.
Because of their physical condition, their skills are like farts and they cannot control them at all.
【I can’t stand digging anymore! 】
A magician lifted up his cloak, took off his pants, and squatted on the ground.
Then the staff in his hand was aimed at the hunters and bombarded them.
【Ah~ so comfortable! 】
However, as soon as he repelled one hunter, another one pounced on him.
But at this moment when the skill was CD, he was in a hurry, squatting down, grabbing his cloak and trousers and moving to the side.
It's just that you can't take too big a step, otherwise your pants will be easily torn.
Seeing that he had such a clever trick, other players also followed suit, taking off their pants and fighting with the hunters at the same time!
Various crackling and grunting sounds continued.
That scene was like a roar of gongs and drums, and firecrackers blasting!
For those who didn’t know, I thought the Spring Festival was here, and the roaring noise was like an explosion!
The three instigators at the back had tears streaming down their faces, and their cheeks were frozen with laughter.
[Eldest nephew, your potion is really amazing! 】
【Explode! Another milestone in the history of Dawn games! 】
Among the crowd, a magician who originally wanted to follow the professional bosses and fish in troubled waters to gain experience had a painful expression at this moment.
This is none other than the affectionate brother I haven’t seen for a long time.
While running away, he held a staff to guard his coded excrement, for fear of being snatched away by hunters.
It's just that the feeling of being disturbed when having diarrhea is not as satisfying as being fucked!
【Roar! 】
A hunter fell from the sky and directly knocked Brother Qingqing to the ground.
Brother Qingqing sat down on the water and suddenly let out a pitiful scream like a slaughtering pig!
【ah! 】
His whole body trembled involuntarily, and Brother Qingqing quit the game without hesitation.
The other players finally couldn't bear it anymore and quit the game one after another.
They disappeared, and the coded Tangtangshuishui also disappeared.
Brother Chou and the others came forward and looked at the equipment of the first blockbuster, but surprisingly they were not tempted.
[Holy crap, can these still be used? 】
[It feels very strong...]
They covered their noses and backed away.
After much thought, Brother Chuanbai decided to go to the Business Alliance.
After all, this guild is also supported by big bosses. They come to them to take away stolen goods and sell them at low prices without anyone noticing.
The three of them hurried back to the player area and asked the Chamber of Commerce leader to help deal with it.
After hearing this, a group of businessmen stopped doing business, and Pidian Dian followed.
Not long after, the public game screen was maxed out again!
After the big guys came back online, it was going to explode! Why do I still get diarrhea even when I am swiping monsters?
Of course, they are relieved that after exiting the game, they do not have these feelings, nor are they dragged into the game cabin...
But this extremely powerful insult was deeply engraved in his mind.
In the blink of an eye, the night of the second day.
In the guild house, everyone who had just finished their break gathered together.
Everyone listened attentively to the three bosses' narration, and everyone laughed until tears flowed down their cheeks. Only Meng Shou had a dark line on his face.
They finally knew why those professional bosses in the public screen broke through the defense!
【Ruthless enough! 】
Xiaolu gave a thumbs up and mourned for those professional bosses...
[Yeah, well done. 】
This inappropriate behavior made Allen extremely satisfied. He immediately took out the second weapon box and handed it to Brother Chou.
[This is yours. The box today is reserved for Guang An. Just work hard and follow me, your future will be great! 】
[Understand, understand! 】
The two were overjoyed. They did not expect that in addition to technicians, they could also obtain such precious things.
[Does this...do you think it's a victory without force? 】
Moeshou couldn't laugh or cry.
From this point of view, not only these two days, but also the next few days, Brother General and the others will have a hard time gathering the team.
Allen glanced at it, his tone full of disdain.
【Count it as a hammer! At present, game resources are in short supply, so the right way is to improve the strength of our guild first! It doesn’t matter what method you use, as long as it works, it’s a good method!
Otherwise, three professional teams will form and you will fight them?
Even if we can win now, what about later? 】
【...It's okay to say so. 】
Moeshou nodded slightly.
By the time the game develops faster and faster in the middle and later stages of the game, the overall level of their guild will be pulled down.
Not to mention other things, just talking about professional and unique skill formations, they have some difficulties.
After all, apart from the two major categories of girls and confessions, the only ones in the guild now are him, Crazy Batch Brother, and a few unique skills guys.
If there are any other activities in the future, it will be really embarrassing if the guild does not have the strength.
Wen Qing was very happy when she saw the two backbones reaching an agreement.
Although she is the president, it is only by reputation.
The real decision-makers are the two big bosses, Crazy Pi Ge and Meng Shou.
But because the two often didn't deal with each other, she was extremely distressed. But at present, it seems that the boss Meng Shou is being manipulated by the crazy boss.
[Hey, boss, you seem to be on the first post of Liming again...]
Brother Guangxi, who had been stunned for a long time, came back to his senses and burst into laughter.
He had been staring at this exploding post for a long time.
【...】
Everyone was speechless, and then they all froze and went offline for a short time.
They quickly scanned the latest episodes of Dawn's First Post and then returned to the game.
[Ahem, that’s a bit of a skill, and he deserves his reputation as an e-sports historian...]
Moeshou nodded repeatedly.
Recently, Liming’s first post has been updated continuously, and even he is following it with gusto.
Allen froze and looked at Brother Guangxi.
【What did you say? 】
Everyone suppressed their laughter, and Brother Guangxi copied the text of the post and sent it to Allen via email.
Since the incident with Ka Yaozi, Liming’s first post has been updated with four episodes in total.
It can be seen that Brother Qingqing has never been idle.
Dawn's First Post Episode 5: Surprise! A new unknown hunting area appeared, and the three major guilds took turns to fight, but they were ravaged and rubbed!
Brother General, a professional boss in the former game, was almost cut off by an undead maid and shed tears on the spot; Brother Momo, a magician boss, was brutally attacked by a giant dragon and almost gave birth to a monkey to the dragon; Sister Qingyan, the only female, had her panties cut off by Gob They tore them into pieces and snatched madly...
Episode 6: Big news! The crazy boss strikes again, and novice players are tricked until they lose their pants! As the strongest player in the game, why do you constantly worry about the underpants of novice players? Is it necessary to take off the rubber band in the pants and make a super-large slingshot to shoot the glass in Sister Qingyan's house?
The editor believes that Brother Crazy Pi should go to the hospital to check whether the secretion of male hormones is insufficient!
