At this time, on the main street of the player area, a player named [Ao Xin] was covering the important part that was coded and running away with his butt naked.
shame!
Fortunately, there were no other players on the street, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.
[Hey, little brother Guangxi, what’s wrong with you? Do you want to buy something to wear? 】
At this moment, in front of a store, the businessman NPC Ilona smiled sweetly.
"NPCs also laughed at me..."
Players went crazy and ended up quitting the game.
If Allen saw this scene, he would definitely say something. Why can you quit the game...
【When can it be opened~】
Seeing the player disappear, Ilona started to complain.
...
Outside the game, the player left the game cabin, opened the official game website, and prepared to complain.
Unexpectedly, there are many comments below.
[Modeling looks good, is it fun? 】
[The game has high degree of freedom, how high is it? 】
Reading the comments, Brother Guangxi rolled his eyes in anger.
"What fun!"
Just when he was about to type out the four words in his heart, he suddenly stopped and changed his sentence and sent it out.
【Extremely fun! It is highly recommended for newbies to get involved! 】
I can't be the only one with a bare butt... This is Brother Guang's current thinking.
[Are you a dog keeper? This comment is easy to format...]
Being ridiculed again... Brother Guangxi was furious, maybe he didn't read the almanac, so he shouldn't play games today? He raised his hand and replied:
[...You'd better forget it and stop playing. As soon as I saw your reply, I knew you were a noob, so don’t reply. 】
[Hey, it’s really a dog care]
Brother Guangxiu twitched the corners of his mouth, stretched his hands, and then squeezed them until they crackled, and started a wonderful fight.
Among them, C language is full, it can be said that it is rich in vocabulary and intense in wording. Unfortunately, it cannot be described.
Brother Guang was not satisfied with just letting the inquirers on the official website know about the game. He opened all social software such as certain bar, certain circle, certain blog, certain sound, etc. to promote the game in the opposite direction.
The more naked ones, the better.
Language is the most beautiful art, and the effects appear quickly.
Not long after, several new players appeared in the player area.
[Do you need to buy some clothes to stock up? Otherwise, you will be like the player just now and run away naked. 】
Businessman Ilona warmly invites several players.
"My nickname is Leopard Head, zero charge."
The leading player felt contempt in his heart, waved his hand and ignored it, and started the novice tutorial directly according to the system instructions.
After a few people left, Brother Guangying re-entered the game and quietly slipped into the store.
Ilona's eyes lit up and she started introducing.
[Hello, what style do you need? 】
【Come here with a pen! How much is it for me? 】Brother Guangxi looked at the dazzling array of clothes, gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, preparing to spend some money and go out for revenge.
[Na~ These are very expensive at first glance. They all need to be customized, and not only gold coins are needed, but also various materials.
And these simple ones only require gold coins! 】
Ilona pointed at some linen clothes and pants.
【Material? I didn’t even pass the initial copy, where did the materials come from! I'll give you money! 】
[It’s not possible to give money. There is no recharge entrance in this game. It can only be exchanged through game gold coins.
How about you go through the novice tutorial first? The gold coins obtained can be exchanged for a set of clothes. 】
Looking at the royal sister Ilona, Brother Guangxi could only escape from the store.
When he came to the forest on the street, he hesitated for a moment, pulled off a handful of green grass, knitted himself a grass skirt, and then rushed to the entrance of the novice tutorial.
"Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, the damn skeletons are waiting for me to come back!"
Brother Guangxu cursed and entered the novice tutorial.
...
There was a moment of tranquility in the dark forest.
[One hundred pounds of nuggets, 35% completion rate]
Pieces of gold of various shapes were piled under the big tree, and Allen touched the smooth skull.
He was already a little curious about the power of the Godcaller's tomes.
However, there was a bang that disturbed Allen's imagination, and he turned to look at the entrance.
The goblins who were digging so enthusiastically also stopped what they were doing.
"Is there anyone?"
"did not see it."
At this moment, in the pit, the two players who were walking together fell on their backs and were spitting out fragrance.
Suddenly, a few more heads appeared on the pit, causing the two swordsmen players to shut up.
"There really are people!"
"Falled into a pit!"
"I just took a shit."
The words of the goblins made the players in the pit angry.
Before the fight even started, I fell into the opponent's trap. If word spread in the gaming community, it would be quite an honor.
"Boss! Someone is there!"
Allen rushed over immediately, but saw the gold coin bags tied to the waists of the two players.
Is this considered a gain for the Nuggets?
"Pull up."
Allen waved his hand.
"Boss, how do you know I still want to pull you?"
The goblin had obviously misunderstood, so he was about to open the portal and release the pressure again.
"Hold it! I said pull them up!"
Allen kicked it. Why do these goblins do so many tricks?
Not long after, the two players who were tied by vines were quickly carried under the big tree.
Allen reached out to grab their gold coins and checked the completion of the task again.
[One hundred pounds of nuggets, 45% completion rate]
"Oh! It's quite a lot!"
The surprise came quite suddenly!
Each bag contains five kilograms of gold coins, a total of one hundred coins. This is the first pot of gold for passing the novice tutorial.
"Strip it naked and throw it out."
Allen waved.
He couldn't even see through this low-level trap, and it had little use value to him. He could only be regarded as a bunch of leeks, so he didn't bother to ridicule them.
However, Allen didn't know that after Brother Guangxuan's counter-publicity, the number of game players unexpectedly increased.
Most players come here for reasons such as 'seeing who's better' or 'who can play a game with bare buttocks'.
In the past two days, players who had passed the novice tutorial were eager to enter the dungeon. But without exception, their addition only added some more hula warriors to the player area.
Allen harvested several waves of leeks one after another, and the gold coins in his hand reached 80 kilograms.
In other words, if you harvest the leeks of two more people, you can obtain the God Summoner's tomes.
I just didn't expect that no one would enter the dungeon anymore. While Alan was disappointed, he also felt the dawn of victory.
It seems that this ridiculous game is coming to an end.
At this moment, in the player area, a hula warrior squatted next to the businessman NPC Ilona. He looked in the direction of the copy and couldn't help but clap his hands.
"Brother Guangxi No. 2."
"No. 3 is here too!"
Of course, in order not to arouse public anger, he did not dare to say it on the public screen.
At this time, the timeless players also lost their gold coins, and there was nothing they could do to make money. They could only go to the roadside to weave grass skirts to cover their bodies.
What's more, they quit the game directly.
The remaining players, like Ao Xin, have a very strong melon-eating pedigree, and have begun to promote it in their own social circles.
At this moment, a beautiful scenery appeared in the player area.
A female player has arrived. The character she controls is a holy messenger, and she is looking around curiously.
[Hey, there’s a girl! 】
【Why? You said...]
Some players were overjoyed, thinking of the features of this game, and instantly felt a lot of anticipation.
【Hello everyone~】
Girl player says hello.
【Hello...】
[Hey, why are you all wearing grass skirts? Is it a game feature? 】
After the girl player finished speaking, she also knitted a grass skirt and put it on over her linen clothes.
"...It's a disgrace."
Several people were thinking about it and were on the verge of tears. They wanted to explain to the girl, but they had no way of speaking out.
[I just finished the novice tutorial, where is the entrance to the dungeon! 】
[Ahem, sister, I would like to advise you not to enter the dungeon yet. This game has a lot of fun! 】
[Yes, why not take a look at the store first? The fashions here are very gorgeous, with all styles available! 】
The girl was a little confused at first, but when she heard the word fashion, her eyes clearly lit up.
Ilona enthusiastically invited the girl in and started introducing the products.
In the end, the girl chose a white skirt, a pair of white boots, and a pair of white wings, but she only needed some materials and gold coins.
[You can go to Ron to receive side tasks. While obtaining materials, you can also increase experience and obtain gold coins. 】
Ilona reminded enthusiastically.
[Okay, let me try it. 】
After the girl finished speaking, she greeted a few hula warriors and left.
At this time, several hula warriors gathered around and whispered.
[Side mission? 】
[Experience and gold coins? 】
【Walk! After upgrading, you must dismantle the evil skeleton spirit! 】
As soon as they left, several players left the store with anger and went to find NPC Ron to receive the task.
They were just waiting to come back and tear down Caron and use him as a fire stick.
After a hard day's work, the girl player wearing a white dress and boots stepped into the entrance of the instance with confidence.
Little does she know, what kind of nightmare she will face...
