1. Is the game exploding or am I exploding?

Style: Gaming Author: KawahideWords: 2985Update Time: 24/02/20 09:26:35
rustle...

The quiet wind passed by, blowing the leaves of the dark forest.

A skeleton holding a staff and wearing a cloak is wandering in the forest, surrounded by many goblins laughing and playing.

Allen held the staff, tapping here and there, inspecting all the details.

"Yes, the scenes and modeling have reached a new height, and I believe it will be loved by many players."

This is a complete simulation game called "Dawn". Players can achieve 100% perception and simulation when entering the game cabin. The server has not yet been officially launched.

As a former professional player of a certain game, Allen was invited to become a designer consultant for this game.

Now he is doing the final testing. If there are no problems, the test server will be launched.

[Dear Lord of the Undead, Calamity of Disaster, and Forbidden God Carlos, in order to regain your former glory and title, please complete the following tasks:

There is a lot of gold buried underground in the dark forest. Please dig 100 kilograms of gold. The current completion level is -0%.

Mission reward: Forbidden tome of the Godcaller]

Allen was a little surprised by the sudden pop-up window.

"...Where does the main quest for my boss come from? How do players play with it?"

Allen suddenly became alert and seemed to see the planning girl grinning from ear to ear.

At first, it was said that this game should have a high degree of freedom, but Allen felt that you could be free, but you couldn't blow yourself up...

If the game doesn't give players a way to survive, and no one is playing, it will just explode...

Allen shook his head. The inspection was almost done and it was time to go back.

[Are you sure you want to log out of the server? 】

【Sure】

[Logging out of the server... You cannot log out of the server. 】

"...?"

Allen looked confused, what kind of bug is this?

It must be fixed, otherwise players are likely to be trapped in the game cabin and unable to get out.

But the embarrassing thing is that Allen tried many times and still couldn't log out of the server.

Two hours later...

Under the big tree in the center of the dark forest, a humanoid skeleton's eye sockets glowed with green light, and its tattered black cloak fluttered in the wind.

In front of the skeleton, the same dialog box is constantly being refreshed.

[You cannot log out of the server. 】

"Can't get out..."

After trying for an unknown amount of time, Allen found that he really couldn't log out of the game server.

He finally determined that he was the first person trapped in the game cabin.

Looking at the title [Lv.1-Lord: Undead Puppet-Carlos] above his head, Allen felt heavy.

He became the boss of the initial copy...

As the sun sets, the dark forest seems to be shrouded in a layer of black gauze, illuminated by starlight.

"Talent."

Under the big tree, a bonfire kept flickering, reflecting the silhouette of the skeleton.

Allen sighed.

"Before the game blows up, I'll blow it up first."

The goblins lying around him made him dumbfounded, and he couldn't think of any way to leave.

"Well... maybe we can only make the game explode..."

At this time, Allen thought of a way, which was to get rid of all the players and kill everyone directly in the early stage of the server launch.

When the game cannot be cleared, the natural solution is to close it. Then Allen can successfully close the game.

"Are we really going to be enemies with the world this time?"

...

The next day.

Allen led a group of goblins to the riverside of the dark forest, which is the best place to find gold mines.

At the same time, another group of goblins were not idle, digging in other parts of the forest to find as much gold as possible.

The very humane goblins showed great reluctance, but there was nothing they could do about it.

"Eaaah!"

A strange cry sounded, and Allen, who was searching hard, raised his head.

It is a small green thing. Its left eye looks to the upper left and its right eye looks to the lower right. Its eyes are full of wisdom.

This is one of his goblins, which is more distinctive.

"Boss, someone is calling!"

"Um?"

Allen straightened up in confusion. The game was launched so soon?

"Go and have a look."

Under the leadership of Allen, the goblins put down their work and followed Allen to the entrance of the forest.

The person who came was a male player, whose nickname was [Lv.1-Ao Xin]. He had dark skin, an afro, wore rough linen clothes, flowery pants, and held a rusty iron sword in his hand.

He held his nose while scanning his surroundings.

【Big black carbon! 】

【My head was broken by fart! 】

【Flower pants! 】

The surrounding goblins laughed wildly, and a dialog box appeared in the dialogue with the player.

Although Allen was skeptical about the player's aesthetics, what surprised him even more was what was going on with the ridicule from the goblins...

"...The freedom this game talks about is that the mobs can taunt?"

The swordsman player talked to himself and was silent for a moment, recalling the past when he was a professional, scolded and played high, holding the key to protect his parents and protecting his family with one hand.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I tried this new game today, I was ridiculed by some monsters about its aesthetics.

The player was so angry that he immediately opened his mouth.

【I***...】

【Green Ying! 】

Allen, who had known something bad was going to happen, rolled his eyes in his heart, raised his hand and used his only skill at the moment.

A ball of green light shot out from the staff.

The swordsman player hurriedly dodged, but a group of goblins wielding maces, stone hammers and other guys rushed forward, shouting words such as beating up the big black tan and taking off the flower pants.

Seeing the goblins approaching, the player slashed and slashed, and activated the sword energy skill.

After a quick operation, several goblins in front were chopped to the ground, and some had gold stars on their heads.

Naturally, Allen couldn't just watch the younger brothers being treated like food.

After waiting for the skill to cool down, he threw out a green light again and took advantage of the chaos to touch behind the opponent.

Duang!

The staff in his hand hit the swordsman player firmly on the back of the head.

The player was beaten stiff, and the goblins took advantage of the opportunity to swarm up and knock him to the ground.

"you..."

Seeing that the health bar has bottomed out, the player's sword skills have just been prepared.

But before it started, a ball of green light came down again.

As a former professional player, Allen naturally predicted what the opponent was going to do, and successfully sent the opponent away with the final blow.

Allen's jawbone opened, he waved his hand very humanely, and tried to persuade him to retreat.

【goodbye. 】

This player named Ao Xin left the dungeon in shame.

Just then, a panel lit up.

[Necromantic Puppet Carlon: LV.3—EXP: 50%]

[Skills: Green Fire (Proficient), Ghost Flame (Learnable)]

[Weapon: Necromantic Staff (Rank: Ordinary)]

[Item: None]

[Fashion: None]

[Armor: Cloak of the Dead (Rank: Ordinary)]

Allen touched the smooth white Tianling Cap and was speechless.

"Where can I get the attribute panel for a copy of a boss?"

"Forget it, I even have a mission..."

Looking at the horrible panel, Allen learned the ghost flame skill.

When this skill is activated, a green pillar of fire can be raised within a certain range, which is an AOE (area-based) skill.

Afterwards, Allen discovered that some of the goblins around him seemed to have risen to level 2, with the words Lv. 2 on their heads.

This is a bit exaggerated...

However, what was even more exaggerated was yet to come. The goblins actually started fighting for the spoils.

"Sword! Mine!"

"I want clothes!"

"Pants!"

Allen's mouth was opened wide at this moment, and his jaw could not be retracted at all.

In the end, three kinds of trophies were successfully snatched by three level 2 goblins.

What game feature is this?

Do you want to leave weapons and equipment behind after the player's copy fails?

Is this reasonable? Maybe it makes sense.

Allen has long suspected that the planning girl is a rotten girl, but now it seems to be confirmed...

So what do female players do?

"Maybe that's not what I should worry about."

With a wave of his hand, Allen summoned all the goblins, and the dead goblins were resurrected at this time.

In order to win the final victory, he will hold an unprecedented meeting for the goblins.

"What is our mission?"

Allen punched the staff on the ground.

"Grab the loot!"

"Catch the saint!"

"Pants!"

The goblins responded enthusiastically.

"...Speak of the saint and your panties, get out! Hey, we have to work hard to protect the dark forest!"

"effort!"

The goblins waved their hammers and stone hammers and shouted.

"Well, so let's continue digging for gold!"

In one sentence, the whole place fell into silence, giving Allen the feeling that these guys wanted to give up...

"Well...the reason for digging for gold is to steal the saint's trophies and panties!"

"To dig!"

The shouts startled a crowd of birds.

Not knowing where the motivation came from, the goblins began to dig wildly around the perimeter.

Allen was not idle either. He took some leaves and soil and covered the pit where no gold was found after digging.

After that, I just waited for other players to fall into the trap...