Chapter 269 Yellow urine wakes him up

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Segaoli and a group of nobles from the Dawan Kingdom tied the two kings of the Dawan Kingdom, Axi Darangan and the treacherous minister Upesi, who were the culprits of the disaster, to the city wall like rice dumplings.

Segaoli can speak a little bit of Chen Guo dialect. He waved a white flag on the city wall and shouted in broken Chen Guo dialect: "Surrender, surrender~"

This scene happened to be seen by Zhang Huogen.

Segaoli also saw the person he had tipped off to in the crowd, and was very excited about it. Segaoli kept waving to Zhang Huogen, trying to make him see him.

Zhang Huogen and he quickly reported to Wang Dachui: "General, the man on the city is the Dawan nobleman Segaoli who gave me the news. The man next to him who is tied into a rice dumpling is the king of Dawan."

Wang Dachui nodded slightly and issued an order to Chi Jingde and Shi Wentai: "Chi Jingde, I order you to lead five thousand troops into the city to accept surrender. Anyone armed with weapons standing in front of the mighty guard, regardless of age or gender Kill without mercy."

"Shi Wentai, I have ordered you to lead five thousand troops in the rear to support Chi Jingde in case the enemy pretends to surrender. In addition, after entering the city, restrain the soldiers and remember that we are the people's soldiers."

The two of them said hello, and followed the order to surrender.

The process of recruiting people to surrender was very smooth, and not a single idiot among the Dawan soldiers still resisted to the death.

After all, the king of Dawan didn't pay them much, so there was no need to work hard for the king. And they also heard that Chen's army would not burn, kill and loot at will.

Wang Dachui and the others used artillery, which was a dimensionality-reducing blow to the countries in the Western Regions.

Everyone is using cold weapons to cut me and stab you, but now artillery suddenly appears, how can they still fight?

When the first cannon was fired, the soldiers of Dayuan Kingdom thought that Chen Kingdom was a country blessed by heaven and gods, so they had the power of gods.

In addition, the source of this war was also caused by the breach of contract by the king, and the soldiers in the city did not have the slightest will to resist.

Wang Dachui rode Pipi Xia directly to the palace of Ershi City.

Compared with the palace of Chen Kingdom, the palace of Dawan Kingdom is simply not worth mentioning.

Not to mention comparing it with a palace in the Imperial City of Chen Kingdom, even the mansions of wealthy merchants in the south of the Yangtze River were much better than the palace of the King of Dayuan Kingdom.

Wang Dachui sat directly on the throne of the King of Dayuan Kingdom.

The king of Dayuan and the treacherous minister Wu Beisi who instigated him to engulf Zhou Yi's gold were thrown at the feet of Wang Dachui.

Wang Dachui asked Segaoli, who took the lead in surrendering: "What happened to your king? Is he dead?"

Segaoli responded quickly: "No, no, he was frightened and fainted!"

Wang Dachui waved slightly, and a soldier walked out from beside him and stepped forward to pinch the king of Dawan Kingdom.

This soldier was none other than Zhang San who had boiled water in an iron pot to soak his feet.

Since the Laotan Pickled Cabbage Noodles incident, Zhang San was kicked out of the gangtou camp and began to work as a personal soldier in Wang Dachui's hands.

But no matter how hard this three people pinched the King of Dayuan, the King of Dayuan still didn't wake up.

"General, he can't wake up!" Zhang San reported helplessly.

In fact, the King of Dawan Kingdom did faint at first, but the moment he was thrown to the ground, he was knocked awake. He was just afraid of facing the questioning of Commander Chen, so he simply chose to continue pretending to be faint.

The king of Dawan, Axi Darangan, tried to avoid danger by burying his head in the sand by pretending to be an ostrich. Little did he know that the little Jiujiu in his heart had been seen through by Wang Dachui.

Wang Dachui calmly opened a bottle of Sprite, took a sip happily, and then asked the soldiers around him: "I think the king of Dayuan Kingdom was unable to wake up because of the burning in his heart. This man's urine has the effect of reducing the fire in his heart. If any of you pee yellow, go and wake up the King of Dayuan."

Upon hearing this, the mighty guards around him raised their hands to recommend themselves.

Even Zhang San, who had pinched the King of Dayuan just now, also raised his hand to signal.

Wang Dachui rolled his eyes at Zhang San and said, "You are so stupid, you have been secretly drinking my Coke and Sprite lately. 80% of the sugar content in your urine exceeds the standard. We cannot let the King of Dayuan taste any more sweetness."

Zhang San could only end up miserable after hearing this reason.

After that, Wang Dachui randomly ordered a young soldier to wake up the king of Dayuan.

The soldier who was singled out was a young man of sixteen or seventeen years old, still a fledgling. His boy's urine was yellow and dirty. After opening the water gate, a stream of warm water rushed towards the face of the King of Dayuan Kingdom.

The overwhelming smell of urine made King Asita of Dayuan cough and cough repeatedly. Several drops of urine fell into his mouth when he coughed.

Ashida Langan said angrily in Dawan dialect: "I am the king of Dawan, and you dare to treat me like this. Aren't you afraid of the gods' punishment?"

Wang Dachui couldn't understand what the King of Dayuan was talking about, so he looked at Segaoli who was standing aside, and Segaoli quickly started to translate it sensibly.

Wang Dachui burst out laughing after hearing this.

"If you dare to provoke us, you should think about yourself. If you really have the blessing of the gods, it will not be you who wake up from the urine, but us!"

Wang Dachui's words caused all the soldiers to burst into laughter.

Indeed, since the soldiers of the Mighty Guard received literacy education, most of them did not believe in any gods.

But they believe that there are saints and gods. Their commander-in-chief Zhou Yi and their general Wang Dachui are the incarnations of saints and gods in the human world.

The King of Dayuan was instantly discouraged by the ridicule of the crowd. On the contrary, Upes, the culprit who bewitched him, said forcefully: "If you know better, you'd better let us go. We are the best cooperation in the Hun Empire." Friends, they come to our country every year to buy war horses. If Karasuma Shanyu knows how you treat their allies, their iron hooves will crush you all!"

As soon as he heard about the Huns, the King of Dayuan immediately straightened up his back and said in response: "That's right, if you dare to provoke us, the Xiongnu Karasuma Dadan will not let you go!"

When Upes's weak threat was translated by Segaoli to Wang Dachui and others, the Chen soldiers present burst into even more enthusiastic laughter.

Wu Baisi was still scaring everyone with the Wuwan Chanyu for some reason, saying: "If you dare to despise the Wuwan Chanyu of the Huns Empire like this, he will tear off all your skulls and use them to make wine glasses." !”

Saigao Li, who had been acting as a translator, said to the two people kneeling on the ground without hesitation: "I forgot to tell you. Some time ago, news came from the east that the Karasuma Chanyu of the Hun Empire was defeated by Lord Tian Khan. The remaining defeated soldiers fled to the north of the Qilian Mountains!"

When the King of Dawan and Wu Peisi heard this, they were instantly discouraged.