Deng Ponu and Chi Jingde, these fire-headed soldiers, were still discussing what to eat for lunch after the battle just before setting off.
The strong man who taught Chi Jingde how to stir-fry sugar-coated noodles suggested: "How about we have braised beef noodles for lunch, and then add a piece of ham for each of the brothers!"
After hearing this, everyone couldn't help but swallow.
Another soldier surnamed Liu, who taught Chi Jingde how to make ham and sausage fried rice, said: "I think Laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles are the most delicious!"
"Why do I always feel the smell of feet when I eat the Lao Tan pickled cabbage beef noodles you cooked, Lao Liu?" asked Zhang San, a soldier who had a good relationship with Lao Liu.
Li Si also echoed: "Yes, yes, I feel the same way!"
"Why, do you have it too? I thought it was my imagination!"
Chi Jingde, who knew the truth, unabashedly revealed: "Last time I saw that bastard Lao Liu boiling water in an iron pot to soak his feet, so from now on I will never go to Lao Liu's pot again." time to eat."
After hearing Chi Jingde's revelations, many of the soldiers of the Huotou Army felt their stomachs churn, and they all acted like they were retching.
Even Shi Wentai was no exception and kept retching.
Chi Jingde hurriedly stepped forward to pat him on the back.
"Jingde, you've changed so damn much. We have been friends for so many years, and you didn't tell me that that bitch, Old Liu, soaked his feet in a rice cooker!"
Shi Wentai was originally a gentle scholar, but when he arrived at this mighty guard, he was also led to talk dirty.
Chi Jingde curled his lips and argued: "I didn't say anything. I told you several times not to go to Lao Liu's pot to cook, but you just said you like the taste, saying it was very similar to what you had eaten before. What kind of famous Laoshizi dish is stinky mandarin fish!"
"I thought you liked the smell of Lao Liu's stinky feet, so I didn't remind you later!"
When Shi Wentai heard what Chi Jingde said, he also recalled that he had said such words at that time. It seemed that he could not blame his good friend Chi Jingde.
We are all brothers in the same barracks, and everyone knows how smelly and unpleasant Lao Liu's stinky feet are.
After retching, everyone stared angrily at Old Liu, the sixth old man. Old Liu also sensed the murderous intention of the big guy, and hurriedly hid behind the battalion commander Deng Ponu, and said to Chi Jingde: "You stupid old man. Chi, lend me my old skills and I’ll teach you how to make ham fried rice!”
Deng Ponu also turned his head and glared at Lao Liu, and said angrily: "I have also eaten the Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage Beef Noodles that you cooked so stupidly!"
However, Deng Ponu did not get angry on the spot, but said to everyone: "Brothers, stop making trouble, check the equipment, and wait until we come back after killing the Hun thieves, and then we can settle the score with this bitch Lao Liu!"
When everyone heard this, they all burst into loud shouts.
After the preparations were completed, everyone in the Huotou camp mounted their horses and went out in formation.
Originally, this group of soldiers from the Huotou Camp were going to attack the Xiongnu encirclement due south, but they were intercepted by the Xiongnu's Iron Buddha.
Deng Ponu had known for a long time that his general Lin Zhenyuan had arranged the Eight Bull Crossbows to deal with the group of iron pagodas, so he adjusted his direction slightly and charged toward the main force of King Juncheng in the southwest.
King Juncheng had not sent troops to participate in the first two failed wars, so his army structure was relatively complete.
Facing the surging five thousand black-armored cavalry of Chen State, King Juncheng was not afraid at all and immediately sent 20,000 cavalry to surround them.
"You can leave your name when you come to the general!" Da Ta, the first warrior under King Juncheng, shouted.
Deng Ponu, an old Liu with no sense of martial ethics, shot an arrow and shouted: "Grandpa, the mighty guard fire-head army Deng Ponu!"
With Deng Ponu's start, everyone else followed suit and took their own names.
"I am Zhang San of the Huotou Army!"
"Grandpa is Liu Neng, the fire-headed soldier!"
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Many veterans in Pingliang County now thought of the Pingliang Zhao Zilong who had seven in and seven outs mentioned by Master Zhou Yi when they were in night school, and they burst into blood and shouted excitedly:
"I am Wang Chao of Pingliang County!"
"I am Liu Zilong from Pingjiang County!"
The friend next to him exposed it directly: "What the hell Liu Zilong, isn't your name Liu Ergou!"
Liu Ergou curled his lips and choked back, "Fuck, my surname is Liu, my given name is Ergou, and my courtesy name is Zilong. Can't you do that!"
"Okay, okay, if you can call me Liu Zilong, then I will be Wang Zilong!"
Soon, Zhang Zilong, Li Zilong, Sun Zilong and other various dragons appeared on the battlefield.
But not to mention, these Zilongs are no worse than the real Zhao Zilong when they charge into the formation.
After Deng Ponu shot Datong, the first warrior under King Juncheng, the soldiers from both sides met each other, and the Huns soldiers hit the stone like a piece of tofu.
After Lin Zhenyuan used the Eight Ox Crossbow to defeat the Iron Buddha Tower that Wuwan Shanyu was proud of, he also saw the opportunity and immediately ordered the entire army to break out in a formation of wild geese and follow the soldiers of the Huotou Camp to Yuyang. And go.
People are like iron, and food is like steel. If you don't eat one meal, you will feel hungry. The soldiers of the Weiwei Guard all knew that if they couldn't catch up with the brothers from the Huotou Camp and let them die, their lunch would be gone.
After all, unique skills such as frying candy are the secrets of their Huotou Camp. Only those who have entered the Huotou Camp and become a Huotou Army are eligible to learn.
Therefore, the other soldiers of the Mighty Guard also acted like wolves and tigers, without any sense of decadence from the previous consecutive defeats.
The Huns were even more ferocious in killing them, and all the soldiers seemed to want to vent all their previous depression.
Chi Jingde holds the horse's pole in his left hand and the flail in his right hand. He holds the saddle with only his legs. As for where he wants to go, it depends on where he wants the horse to go when he sits down.
It has to be said that those who can dual-wield weapons are fierce men. Chi Jingde is also a fierce general who can defeat ten thousand enemies. The Huns who came to him were all knocked away by him with one flail and one flail. There was no need for a second weapon. trick.
As a member of the Huotou Army, Shi Wentai is slightly inferior in terms of physical fitness, but his shooting skills are not outstanding. In addition, the selected bow has been specially modified, so it is also more labor-saving.
When the two of them cooperate with each other, no one can defeat them.
The two of them were originally at the back of the team, but unknowingly they rushed to the front.
But what the two of them didn't notice was that while they were charging, the horse unknowingly wandered off again.
When the two of them worked together to defeat the Dahu guards who were chasing King Juncheng all the way, and wanted to capture the flag, they realized that they had separated from the army.
Chi Jingde looked around in confusion and asked his friend, "Damn it, where is Wen Tai? Why is there no trace of the army?"
Shi Wentai also looked confused and said: "It's not that the army is missing, it's that we ran too fast and lost touch with the army."
