Emperor Chen Li Xuanji's fiftieth birthday was still a year away, but the news had already reached the ears of officials in various states and counties.
Regarding this situation, Zhou Yi, who was the governor of Yongzhou, looked unhappy when he learned that Emperor Chen was about to celebrate his fiftieth birthday.
Because according to this ancient etiquette, officials from every state and county in Chen State had to pay tribute and present gifts to celebrate.
Those who wanted to advance and advance a few levels were racking their brains, thinking about how to prepare thoughtful birthday gifts for the emperor.
Some officials sent their men to search for rare and exotic animals in the forest, or went to the people to search for rare and rare treasures.
Officials who really couldn't find a good new gadget even caught a wild boar, covered it with gold scales, and passed it off as a unicorn to give to Emperor Chen.
Of course, this also affected the county magistrates of Yongzhou counties. Some people racked their brains in order to be promoted to a higher level or to be transferred to areas other than Yongzhou to serve as officials.
Faced with this situation, Zhou Yi could not use this to warn them. Otherwise, he might be impeached by them for being disrespectful to his superiors.
After telling his fellow countryman Wang Dachui about this situation, Zhou Yi felt much more relaxed.
Wang Dachui, who was lying on a grand master's chair, yelled and cursed: "Damn it, isn't it just a birthday? This dog emperor actually wastes money and people, and asks the county magistrates of every place to pay tribute. What a luxury!"
Zhou Yi on the side glanced at Wang Dachui, who was sitting still, and said, "That's right! However, I have prepared all your gifts for you."
Wang Dachui jumped up from his chair out of curiosity and asked, "Brother Yi, what gift did you prepare for me?"
"What else could it be? One hundred and eight powerful pills, which coincides with the number of Tiangang and Earthly Evil."
"Isn't there only sixteen Dali Pills? How come there are so many pills all of a sudden!"
Zhou Yi rolled his eyes at Wang Dachui and said: "When you were listening to music in Goulan some time ago, I sent someone to take that Marco to purchase a large number of medicinal materials and asked him to make Dali Pills for me."
"Don't say one hundred and eight, just one thousand eight hundred. I can get them all now."
Wang Dachui chuckled and said: "Good guy, the emperor of Chen State was clearly arranged by Brother Yi!"
Zhou Yi continued to say seriously: "In addition, didn't the traitor Yan Song also invite you to go to Kyoto to meet His Majesty? To put it bluntly, he also wants to take this opportunity to meet you."
"When the time comes, you will give Yan Song seventy-two Dali pills, saying that they are Disha longevity pills. After taking the complete set of seventy-two pills, you can extend your life by one month."
"The other thirty-six pills will be given to the emperor, saying that they are Tiangang Bu Yuan Pills. Eating a complete set can extend your life by ten years!"
Wang Dachui was a little confused and confused about Zhou Yi's arrangement.
"Brother Yi, why did you ask me to give less Dali Pills to the emperor and more to Yan Song the dog thief?"
Zhou Yi showed the Dragon King's smile again: "Don't you understand this? If you leave the good life-extending ones to Yan Song, the old thief, you will be able to experience your filial piety better. This will make Yan Song mistakenly think that he is The status in your heart is higher than that of the emperor, so Yan Song, the old thief, will pay more attention to you and value you."
"And if we give him this powerful pill, will Yan Song's old boy's body be able to withstand it? He will probably be drained dry by the concubine at home like that dog emperor."
Wang Dachui understood it instantly after Zhou Yi explained it.
"Brother Yi is so awesome. Not only is the emperor well arranged by you, but even the traitorous Prime Minister Yan Song is also clearly arranged by you!"
After Wang Dachui finished sighing, the two looked at each other again, and both of them burst into weird laughter.
The guards who were waiting for Zhou Yi and Wang Dachui outside the house heard a burst of strange laughter in the house, and couldn't help but cursed: "How come this old man becomes so weird when he is with Wang Dachui? Could it be that what Lord Deng said before is true? "
When the two guards thought of this, they couldn't help but shudder, and they made anal lift movements and tightened their anus.
After the weird laughter stopped, Wang Dachui suddenly realized that Zhou Yi's gift had not yet been decided.
So Wang Dachui quickly asked: "By the way, Brother Yi, after talking about my gift for a long time, what are you going to give the emperor for his birthday?"
"Is it possible that you have picked up something good recently?"
Zhou Yi shook his head and said with a helpless expression: "Take it. Since I gained space with you on the secret code, I haven't drawn anything good."
"I just pulled out some fireworks a few days ago that I can use, but I don't intend to give these to the emperor in my own name. I plan to let you use these fireworks to make the noble concubine happy and win her appreciation. In this way , if there is a woman who can help us blow our pillows beside the emperor, then our status will be stable!"
When Wang Dachui heard what Zhou Yi said, a historical allusion suddenly flashed in his mind, and a bold plan gradually brewed in Wang Dachui's heart.
"Brother Yi, you haven't said what you're giving me yet?"
Zhou Yi smiled, shook his head, and said, "I don't plan to go out of my way to give the emperor anything."
"Have you forgotten, what kind of personality have I, Zhou Yi, Zhou Xingjian, created all this time? It would be best if I didn't give it away!"
Wang Dachui really disagreed with Zhou Yi's operation, and responded directly: "Brother Yi, although you are creating an upright official character? No matter how upright you are, it is not good if the emperor does not pay tribute and give gifts on his birthday, right? It doesn't matter how much. Show something!"
"Although there are so many officials in the country, the second emperor may not remember you, but Yan Song, the old thief, will remember you. Maybe the traitor Yan Song and his party will criticize you for this, saying that you are disrespectful. superior!"
Zhou Yi also felt that Wang Dachui's analysis was very reasonable. He nodded leisurely and then held his chin and began to think about what he should give.
At this time, Wang Dachui suggested again: "Brother Yi, why don't you give the fireworks to the emperor! I have other ideas to please Li Wanji."
"Oh? Let me know what you can do!"
This time it was Zhou Yi's turn to be curious, but Wang Dachui did not tell Zhou Yi.
"Hehe, Brother Yi, you will know when the time comes!"
Zhou Yi said with a smile: "Okay, okay, but you should take the fireworks. I have just thought of what to give to the old emperor as a fifty-year-old gift!"
"Oh? What do you want to give me?"
"Send a copy?"
"Book?"
Wang Dachui raised his eyebrows in excitement, and said with an evil smile: "Is it the kind of book that records Awei's 18 styles?"
