The imperial edict brought by Wei Zhongxian this time stated that Li Feiyu would be rewarded as Yongzhou's military envoy, commanding the entire territory of Yongzhou. At the same time, he would be given the post of General Weiwuwei, and he would recruit 100,000 troops for Weiweiwei to guard Yongzhou.
Zhou Yi was promoted to the prefect of Yongzhou and took charge of all the government affairs of Yongzhou. The appointment of officials below the sixth rank was decided by himself.
After receiving the imperial edict, Zhou Yi and Wang Dachui entertained Wei Zhongxian with a meal of Laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles full of technology and hard work.
Although Wei Zhongxian was an eunuch favored by the emperor in the palace, the food he could eat did not taste as exciting and overbearing as the technologically advanced and ruthless Laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles.
Just when Wei Zhongxian was feasting on the sourness of Lao Tan’s pickled cabbage beef noodles. Zhou Yi suddenly asked: "Eunuch Wei, when you came to Pingliang County some time ago, you said that a noble concubine with whom you were friends suddenly fell out of favor in the palace? I wonder if that noble concubine can regain His Majesty's favor now?"
Wei Zhongxian, who was chatting about Lao Tan's pickled cabbage and beef noodles, shook his head and replied: "How can it be that easy? This Li Wanji has been your majesty's exclusive favor for three years. For three years, she has eaten one dish all day long, even dragon liver and phoenix marrow. I’m tired of it! So no matter how beautiful she is, it’s inevitable that she will fall out of favor!”
After Zhou Yi and Wang Dachui heard Wei Zhongxian compliment Li Wanji on her beauty, they looked at each other and couldn't help but reveal a weird smile.
The sensitive Wei Zhongxian quickly stopped eating the noodles with his chopsticks and asked doubtfully: "Master Zhou, if you ask these questions, is there a way to help the imperial concubine regain His Majesty's favor?"
Zhou Yi did not directly answer Wei Zhongxian's question, but brought up the theory of Wangqi again.
"Eunuch Wei, do you remember what I said when you and I first met?"
Wei Zhongxian put down his chopsticks, thought about it carefully and then replied: "Master Zhou once said that my luck is the same as the sea and the sky. He describes it as a Kunpeng that rises in the same wind and can soar up to ninety thousand miles!"
"Indeed!"
Zhou Yi nodded lightly, then frowned.
When Wei Zhongxian saw Zhou Yi's appearance, he immediately lost his composure and asked eagerly: "Master Zhou, is there something unexpected?"
Zhou Yi pretended to sigh and said: "Eunuch Wei's luck was indeed soaring like a Kunpeng in the sky before, but now it seems that the wind has stopped and the clouds have dispersed."
"Oh? What will happen if the wind stops and the clouds disperse?" Wei Zhongxian grabbed Zhou Yi's hands and asked nervously.
"This Kunpeng originally relied on the power of the wind to soar in the nine heavens, hiding among the white clouds. If the wind stops and the clouds disperse, it naturally means that the Kunpeng is dead!"
"Kun Peng dies? Kun Peng dies? Then will I also..." Wei Zhongxian no longer dared to imagine his own consequences!
Wei Zhongxian, who had been deceived by Zhou Yi, quickly grabbed Zhou Yi's hand and asked for advice, saying: "Master Zhou, you know astronomy, geography, and people, so you must have a way to solve this crisis. You must not do it." Don’t save me until you die!”
Zhou Yi patted Wei Zhongxian's hand and told him to relax.
"I think Eunuch Wei, you seem to be trying to steal your luck. Eunuch Wei, please think about it and see if you have offended someone. That person actually wants to kill you!"
Zhou Yi's words reminded Wei Zhongxian of the treacherous Prime Minister Yan Song involuntarily.
Some time ago, Wei Zhongxian himself was sent to Pingjiang County in Yongzhou because the old thief Yan Song suggested that Zhou Yi go to negotiate peace, and he almost died at the hands of the Huns and Khitans.
Now that Wei Zhongxian had been prompted by the Book of Changes, he immediately associated Taotie Seizing Luck with the old thief Yan Song.
"It turns out that the old thief wants to take away my luck. From now on, you and our family are incompatible with each other!" Wei Zhongxian thought to himself.
With a plop, Wei Zhongxian knelt in front of Zhou Yi: "Please save me, Mr. Zhou!"
Zhou Yi quickly pulled Wei Zhongxian up: "Eunuch Wei, have you forgotten? I have said before that when the dragon moves and the storm comes, as long as you keep a close distance with His Majesty, your luck will continue to fly. "
"And the noble concubine I just mentioned is nothing more than helping Eunuch Wei to get closer to His Majesty."
Wei Zhongxian nodded as if he understood, and then asked quickly: "Master Zhou, is there any way to help the noble concubine regain His Majesty's favor?"
Zhou Yi grinned and looked at Wang Dachui on the side. Wei Zhongxian also immediately turned around and asked "Li Feiyu" General Li for advice.
"Please General Li, please save me!"
Wang Dachui then showed the Dragon King's smile and helped Wei Zhongxian up: "Nine... Eunuch Wei doesn't have to be like this. Then Mr. Zhou has been kind to me. He has a close relationship with Eunuch Wei. You are so small." If you’re busy, I’ll naturally help!”
Wang Dachui looked at Wei Zhongxian's bowl and there was still more than half of Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage and Beef Ramen, and asked with fake concern: "Eunuch Wei, why don't I take you to a place after you finish eating the noodles? Eunuch Wei, you will know what to do after you finish reading." Help the noble concubine regain her favor!"
It's about his own life and future. No matter how delicious the Laotan pickled beef noodles in front of him are, Wei Zhongxian can't eat anymore. He just wants to find a way to save his life and future as soon as possible.
"Eat, eat, our family has a small appetite, how can we eat so much delicious food!"
"Master Li, please take me quickly to see how to help the imperial concubine regain her favor!" Wei Zhongxian urged eagerly.
Wang Dachui pretended to be considerate and said: "In that case, please wait for Eunuch Wei to move elsewhere."
Zhou Yi and Wang Dachui took Wei Zhongxian to a hidden house.
The room is filled with female mannequins made of clay.
Each of these models is dressed in sexy lingerie.
Student clothes, secretary clothes, JK clothes, bunny girls... black silk, white silk, colorful silk, and so on.
The house was sprayed with the pheromone perfume that Zhou Yi had just pumped out a few days ago, which can mobilize hormones. Therefore, as soon as Wei Zhongxian walked in, he saw such an impactful "clothing" and smelled the perfume, even for Wei Zhongxian. The eunuch without balls also felt excited watching it.
If it weren't for the fact that Pingjiang County in Zhouyi didn't have a kiln sister, and if it were replaced by a reality show, Wei Zhongxian's worthless little brother would probably have become aroused in such a glamorous environment.
Wei Zhongxian asked dryly: "Master Li, these...these clothes are too revealing and bold!"
Wang Dachui walked up to Wei Zhongxian with a bottle of Indian sacred oil, and said with an evil smile: "These clothes are from the Western Regions. Besides, they are only for the imperial concubine to wear for His Majesty alone. There is no harm in exposing them boldly!"
Seeing that Wei Zhongxian was still hesitant, Wang Dachui also struck while the iron was hot and said: "Eunuch Wei, this bottle in my hand is the Brahma oil from the Western Regions. If you use it beforehand, it can help your majesty to win the battle." Until dawn!"
Wei Zhongxian took the bottle of Indian sacred oil from Wang Dachui's hand and breathed a little quickly.
Zhou Yi looked at Wei Zhongxian, who was still hesitant, and said softly: "Eunuch Wei, if you don't want to use this trick to gain your future, then I suggest you stay away from that gluttonous person!"
Stay away from that gluttonous person?
Wei Zhongxian has determined that the Taotie destiny is Yan Song, the traitorous prime minister!
The two of them were in the court hall, looking down and not looking up at each other. How could they stay away from each other?
Once he figured this out, Wei Zhongxian's hesitant eyes immediately became firm.
