After the eunuch who passed the order read out to Zhou Yi the decree of promotion, Zhou Yi immediately followed the order and imitated the words of thanks from the TV series, saying: "Thank you, Lord, for your kindness, long live my emperor."
"Tanhua Lang's words of thanks are quite new. This is the first time our family has heard them. In the past, ministers and ministers who received the imperial edict had to thank them for a long time, which made our family's hands holding the imperial edict very tired. Tanhua Lang is still sincere and simple. "
Zhou Yi took the imperial edict and said loudly: "Where is it? Your Majesty, Long En Xingjian, is so excited that you don't know what to say."
"I was in such a hurry that I didn't ask my father-in-law for his name."
The eunuch who delivered the order said calmly: "Master Zhou, our name is Wei Zhongxian."
Good guy, this name shocked Zhou Yi for a hundred years.
Although the name Wei Zhongxian is not well-known in the Great Chen Kingdom, as a time traveler in Zhouyi, the name of 9,000-year-old Wei Zhongxian is well known.
If you can do that as a eunuch, you are a sure winner in life!
"Eunuch Wei, to be honest, I know a little bit about the art of fortune-telling. I think your luck is extraordinary!"
This Wei Zhongxian also came from a poor family. Because the family really didn't have enough to eat, he was about to starve to death. In the end, he had no choice but to purify himself and became a eunuch in the palace.
He originally thought that after entering the palace, he would only work for the emperor, but Wei Zhongxian did not expect that there were three, six or nine levels of eunuchs, and he was the lowest eunuch in the ceremonial department.
No, going to this bitterly cold frontier place to convey orders has become a chore for low-level eunuchs like Wei Zhongxian.
As Teacher Yu Hua said, reading fortunes, burning incense and worshiping Buddha are actually manifestations of progress, and they are also looking forward to whether there is such a beautiful possibility in one's life.
When Wei Zhongxian heard Zhou Yi say that his luck was unusual, he couldn't help but become curious.
"Oh? Tanhua Lang also knows the art of fortune telling? Then I wonder what our family's luck is."
Zhou Yi pretended to walk around Wei Zhongxian, and then quickly took a few steps back.
"Tsk tsk tsk~ tsk tsk tsk~"
"It's incredible!"
Zhou Yi's pretentiousness really frightened Wei Zhongxian.
"Master Zhou, do you think what happened to my luck?" Wei Zhongxian asked anxiously.
After performing the whole act, Zhou Yi shouted excitedly: "Wow, wow!"
"Eunuch Wei, you are so lucky."
Wei Zhongxian, who was originally nervous, breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and then he hurriedly asked: "Master Zhou, where is my luck?"
"Eunuch Wei, your luck is the same color as the sea and the sky, and your shape is like a Kunpeng."
"Kun is the big fish of the Northern Ming Dynasty. Its body is thousands of miles away, and it travels freely across the Northern Ming Dynasty. It turns into a bird, and its name is Peng. The back of the Peng is unknown for thousands of miles. It flies in anger and its wings are like hanging down from the sky. The clouds, rising with the wind, can soar up to 90,000 miles!"
It was a big fish that was thousands of miles long, and it was 90,000 miles in the sky. Wei Zhongxian had never heard of such a surreal statement, and he was immediately stunned by Zhou Yi.
Wei Zhongxian's heart became excited inexplicably, his face instantly became friendly, and he asked flatteringly: "Sir, please teach me, when will Zhongxian be able to rise to the top?"
Zhou Yi immediately paused, changed the subject, and said, "Eunuch Wei is tired from traveling and traveling. I have arranged for someone to prepare a simple meal. Let's go to the back hall to eat and chat?"
Compared with Wang Hao's four dishes and one soup, Zhou Yi's meal for Wei Zhongxian was much richer.
The reason why Zhou Yi was so polite to Wei Zhongxian in front of him was mainly because he wanted to install an informant in the capital.
After the dishes were all served on the table, Zhou Yiping withdrew the servants who were left to serve, and personally picked up a jug of wine and was about to fill it up for Wei Zhongxian.
Wei Zhongxian, who was waiting for Zhou Yi to give him some advice and answer his questions, stood up quickly, grabbed the wine pot and filled Zhou Yi with wine.
"Master Tanhua, you are an official, and I am just a servant in the palace. How can I trouble you to pour wine?"
Zhou Yi did not compete with Wei Zhongxian to do this work. Instead, he put his hand into his wide cuffs, took out three golden small yellow croakers and stuffed them into Wei Zhongxian's hand.
Now Wei Zhongxian was shocked again. Wei Zhongxian was born in poverty. Although he was in the palace, he had never seen so much money.
In the past, even the rewards from nobles in the palace were just a few pieces of silver. After another round of exploitation by the leading eunuch, whether he can keep it or not is a question.
But now Zhou Yi takes action and there are three golden yellow croakers!
"Oh my! Master Zhou, this is impossible!"
Wei Zhongxian said no, but his body was very honest. As soon as he got it, he put the three gold bars in his pocket.
"No reward for no merit, how can Mr. Zhou be so embarrassed!"
Zhou Yi struck while the iron was hot, pointed to the three gold bars and said, "Didn't Eunuch Wei just ask me when the wind will come? Well, that's the answer!"
Although Wei Zhongxian was obsessed with this money, he still didn't quite understand what Zhou Yi meant, and asked doubtfully: "Master Zhou, what do you mean by this?"
You have to pretend to be a ghost to the end. Zhou Yi said mysteriously: "Eunuch Wei, the secret of heaven cannot be revealed too much, otherwise it will not work. Now I can only tell you that when the dragon moves and the storm comes, there must be disaster before the storm comes. , I will lend these three gold bars to Eunuch Wei to save your life."
When Wei Zhongxian heard that he was destined for disaster, he was so frightened that he dropped one of the gold bars in his hand.
Zhou Yi leaned over to pick it up, put it back into Wei Zhongxian's hand, and then said leisurely: "Eunuch Wei, there is no need to panic. The disaster you suffered is only a near miss, and there is absolutely no risk to your life!"
Wei Zhongxian saw that Zhou Yi was so sure and decisive, and looked at the three gold bars in his hand.
Money moves people's hearts and makes them bold. Wei Zhongxian instantly gained confidence again.
"Anyway, Zhou Tanhua said there is no danger for her life. Why should she be afraid if her own roots are gone!"
So Wei Zhongxian quickly thanked him and said, "If our family can survive this disaster this time, then Mr. Zhou will be my reborn parents!"
"Why is this, why is this!" Zhou Yi said this, but in his heart he was thinking that I don't have a son like you who has no descendants!
Zhou Yi helped Wei Zhongxian up with a calm look on his face, and continued to trick him: "As long as he survives this disaster, Eunuch Wei will rise to the top of the clouds, soaring ninety thousand miles!"
"Ninety thousand miles above the blue clouds!" Wei Zhongxian was so excited that he was fooled by Zhou Yi that he didn't even know which direction was north.
Looking at Wei Zhongxian's appearance, Zhou Yi secretly felt proud in his heart: "Hey, whether it was the Yongquan Well last time or the trick on Wei Zhongxian this time, I didn't expect that I still have the potential to be an immortal master."
If Wei Zhongxian hadn't been present at this moment, Zhou Yi would probably have stayed there until no one was around and shouted: "The sky is dead, Huang Tian is here to stand, at the age of sixty, the world will be blessed."
However, Zhou Yi did not forget his own business and quickly asked Wei Zhongxian about the situation reported by Wang Hao to the court.
Because Zhou Yi had no idea how many gangsters Wang Hao reported to Emperor Li Xuanji under "Li Feiyu", otherwise Zhou Yi himself would not be able to communicate with his superiors how many gangs he needed.
