The Sea Festival is held in Nanyu.
As the center of coastal cities and the place with the most prosperity and ancient development, Nanyu can be said to be the representative of surrounding coastal cities.
Even if you look at the entire Dragon Kingdom, it is far ahead in both overall economy and per capita economy, ranking among the top three all year round.
At the same time, in terms of culture, this city is also a relatively traditional and conservative place.
The most special thing about it is undoubtedly that it still retains the concept of clan until modern times.
They believe in the Poseidon and worship the Poseidon. They always believe that they are the people of the Poseidon. As long as they believe in the Poseidon, they will be able to return home safely after going to sea, and the gods will definitely take care of them.
At the beginning, when I heard that a sea festival was going to be held, or a large-scale sea festival, the entire Nanyu, and even the entire Southern Territory was excited.
Everyone rushed to sign up.
And in the end, everything else is easy to decide, except for the biggest and most difficult problem.
Who is the high priest?
It's not that no one is there, it should be said that because of this high priest issue, the five most powerful families in Nanyu are almost breaking their heads.
What?
Is your family going to be a high priest?
Does your family match you?
What?
My family is not worthy?
Are you worthy?
Is your family a perfect match?
That's not worthy of your death, you bastard!
Who do you think is bad?
Talking about you!
Before you lick your face and don’t know what to say, go buy a mirror and look at it!
No face!
…
Later——
The five major families decided to use their most promising descendants to compete for the position of high priest.
After all - if the future generations are successful, it must be the ancestors who are protecting them from behind, and the ancestors must also be the most successful down below!
If the ancestors are prosperous, then maybe they can talk to the gods?
As soon as this news came out——
The younger generations of the five major families began to sweat in an instant.
Those who are promising are okay, but at most they are told a few words, why can't they be more promising? Those who are not promising, especially those who eat and drink all day long, with the goal of becoming a happy and rich second generation, will be in bad luck in an instant.
Overnight, I used to be kind to them. Although I felt bad for the child, I have comforted myself. I feel that it is not bad for the child to grow up happily. Anyway, their parents are rich and can afford to support them. The parents have changed.
You unfilial son, look at the younger generations in this family, and then look at you!
How dare you be so undisciplined and waiting to die!
How dare you bring such embarrassment to their family at this time!
You are an embarrassment. Now that you are embarrassed, you are no longer an embarrassment to your family, but an embarrassment to your underground ancestors!
If because of things like yours, everyone feels that their ancestors are not as good as other people’s ancestors...
Some parents silently picked up their slippers, while others silently took out their septwolves belts.
The juniors who just want to lie down:...?
No, it’s none of our business!
We just want to lie down. Those good-for-nothing people want to be rolled up, so just let them roll them in. Why are you trying to pull them away?
After so many years of hard work, is it possible that they could suddenly become rich and bring glory to the family?
Are you sick?
As soon as this heartfelt voice came out, the elders who were busy comparing the promising younger generations to determine which family was the most promising overall fell silent.
Don't say it, you really don't say it——
Promising people have the same potential, but the reasons for the unpromising children to lie down are different.
Why are they better than those who are promising?
If we really want to talk about the blessings of our ancestors, shouldn’t we compare ourselves to those less promising descendants?
If you are blessed by your ancestors, it must be great blessing and luck. Even if you lie still, you should be able to have money floating around, right?
The situation among the clan elders was immediately opened up.
Then——the Xianyu juniors were stabbed in the back on the spot.
Suddenly it became the hope of the whole clan. They wanted to win glory for the clan. The salted fish who were prayed to their ancestors to bless them by offering incense every day said...?
One project after another was handed over to the family, and even parents asked them to speculate in stocks...
What?
don't know?
Won't?
Learn, let them learn to death!
If our ancestors cannot compare to others...
A feather duster was held in the parent's hand.
hehe!
Salted fish:......
good good good good!
Lao Deng, why are you so mean?
study! At once! study!
…
Chen Linyang, as the only current direct descendant of the Chen family who is lying flat, is one of this group of salted fish descendants.
Adhering to the belief that he must not be inferior to other branches, he was tortured more cruelly than others.
Even - his father didn't threaten with a feather duster, but with a family tree!
Help, who in the family understands? Who knows how much harm being removed from a family tree means to a Nanyu man!
It is no exaggeration to say how shocked Chen Linyang was when he heard his father say that if his ancestors were discredited because of him, they would be removed from the family tree - he almost thought he was committing murder, arson, poisoning and robbery. , and even violated the rules of heaven!
Chen Linyang was unconvinced, but when his father gave him the list of all the comparison candidates——
Good guy!
Five families, hundreds of people!
In terms of family background, he is the only direct descendant of the family!
"No, all the direct descendants of other families have great potential?"
Why doesn't he believe it so much?
seriously?
"hehe."
His father sneered on the spot.
Direct lineage is not only a title, but also the representative with the most resources in the family.
With so many resources, even a pig can be called the King of Pigs - who makes this little brat like Chen Linyang not want to get involved in any business? If he asks, he wants to have sex, if he asks, he wants to eat and drink, if he asks, he wants to chase Shihe distance!
It only costs money!
Things that are illegal are a no-no, and things that are not illegal are without boundaries. The main thing in life is indulgence.
Chen Linyang, who also remembered his usual virtues:...
No, I haven’t heard that enjoying happiness in the first half of life will lead to retribution!
If he had known this, he must... must have bought a plane ticket as soon as possible before he heard the news. If train tickets or high-speed rail tickets were not available, he would first travel to other cities in the Dragon Kingdom for a while, and then come back after the sea festival was over!
The more he thought about it, the more it became like this. Chen Linyang regretted it and almost cried.
You already know it’s hard to buy something if you have money!
I looked at the financial book with a sigh... I couldn't read this crappy book at all. I was laughing so hard. I knew every word, and when connected together, I couldn't even understand half of the nouns!
This is not a hardship he should endure at all!
I can’t learn it, I really can’t learn it!
Chen Linyang, who clearly knows how much he weighs, feels that in fact, learning this kind of thing should be done step by step and combining work and rest - for example, he has studied for five minutes today, and he should go out and play for five hours as a reward. Such a diligent and hard-working person.
So Chen Linyang confidently jumped over the wall from behind the old house.
It is now impossible to go to places where we usually have fun.
Even if you are not chased by Dad and the others, even if you meet someone from your own clan, you will be severely criticized by the clan members in the chat group.
Therefore, after thinking for a while, Chen Linyang decisively chose to go to the market.
Haven’t been shopping for long——
Wait, what is that?
He stood silently at a rice roll stall, looking at the girl in front of him with doubts as he took the fresh rice roll, and then——
She didn't add the rice roll sauce.
Um.
It’s okay if you don’t eat the sauce. Although the essence of Nanyuren’s rice rolls lies in the sauce, we can’t rule out that some people don’t eat the sauce, right?
Respect other people's preferences - what a hammer!
This girl actually took out a yogurt from her bag!
She added it to rice rolls! acid! Milk!
add! acid! Milk!
Ahhhhh!
No, what kind of anti-human way of eating is this!
Little girl, you have touched the bottom line of Nanyu!
Chen Linyang was so uncomfortable that he couldn't walk.
Even their previous joy of winning the battle between the North and the South over the salty and sweet tofu curd was wiped out at this moment.
Chen Linyang couldn't figure it out. Is this girl's head full of sea water?
How could she come up with rice rolls and yogurt?
The owner and wife of the rice roll stall obviously think so too.
After seeing the landlady shouting for the boss to come out, Chen Linyang couldn't hold it back after all.
He stepped forward and was about to speak - when he lowered his head, he met the girl's turned face.
Hmm...nice.
Suddenly I feel that adding rice rolls with yogurt is not... No, it’s still unacceptable!
What a dark way to eat!
Chen Linyang tried his best to speak tactfully, trying to get this little girl to change this ridiculous idea.
"As if adding yogurt is not novel enough, why don't you learn how to make foreign chocolate-filled dumplings and add some strawberries to mix them?"
ah?
After confirming that this person seemed to be talking to me——
Ye Jiujiu blinked, with an innocent look on his face... and seriously considered Chen Linyang's suggestion.
Don't say it, don't say it!
It seems like you can try it?
That's right...
"Can I add some peaches and mix it in?"
Chen Linyang:...?
How come this girl can't understand what she's saying?
Being pulled out by the proprietress, the boss and chef heard Ye Jiujiu say that adding yogurt was not enough, and he also needed to add peaches:...?
At this moment, the boss finally understood why the authentic and traditional foreign pizza chefs were so resistant to fruit pizza as he had seen in the video.
His current mood was like that of a traditional pizza chef who was given a fruit pizza.
What the hell!
Sorry, the rice rolls on his stall will never allow such insults... Innovation, yes, it should be innovation, not the insult of Fei Longqi, right?
Judging from Ye Jiujiu's accent, she should be from the Jiangnan generation. The boss, who was not a local, tried hard to find a good excuse for Ye Jiujiu. He immediately stepped forward with a smile and took away the rice rolls from Ye Jiujiu. .
Service with a smile, service with a smile - these are out-of-town guests!
"I'm sorry, this rice roll is cold. We will refund your money. How about you eat it at another stall? I'm so sorry, little girl..."
Ye Jiujiu:...?
Before she could speak, she knew that the boss's attitude was already very polite. If he were to be replaced by a local, Chen Linyang, who would have opened the microphone earlier, immediately stepped forward.
"You're here to see the sea festival, right? I'm local, how about I take you around?"
This little girl looks so soft and sweet, if she irritates the boss again, she might be scolded by him in a while——
What if there is a shadow on their Nanyu in the future?
What a pretty girl!
Ye Jiujiu:...?
She originally wanted to go find the Zhou family.
Then she turned around and heard that Nanyu was going to hold a sea festival, and the Zhou family would also participate, so with the central idea of joining in the fun, she came directly to Nanyu.
Because of the sea festival, which happened to coincide with the time of worshiping gods, the entire Nanyu City was very lively, and the market was open 24 hours a day.
Reminds me of the little god parade performance that I missed because I didn’t know it well...
Ye Jiujiu happily put the rice rolls behind his mind and followed Chen Linyang's footsteps.
Just after Ye Jiujiu left——
You have to know that because of the sea festival, Nanyu has an influx of foreigners.
For these outsiders who don’t know the meaning of rice rolls - after the inspiration from the previous night, coupled with the curiosity in their hearts...
"Hey, what do you think rice rolls with yogurt taste like?"
"I'm thinking that my sister has eaten this before. Why are you asking me? What should I say?"
"Otherwise, let's try?"
"I'm thinking about it!"
"Do you think they add yogurt?"
"I don't know, maybe it tastes better?"
"Then let's try adding one too?"
"good idea!"
…
After handling the yogurt rice roll, the boss let out a long sigh of relief. The boss, who was about to continue working, looked up - and the smile suddenly froze on his face.
big! stupid! spring!
What are you doing!
Dry! Varied! What!
Ahhhh!
The most annoying thing is——
Seeing that one or two local familiar faces among the diners were silently buying bottles of yogurt from the nearby shop, the dog slyly tried to add...
The boss covered his heart and burst into tears.
I don’t know why, but a foreign tourist who happened to come here and wanted to eat rice rolls:...?
He scratched his head and looked at the boss in front of him who seemed a little hopeless...
"Excuse me, please give me some rice rolls."
After saying that, he seemed to catch a glimpse of the customer who was eating yogurt rice rolls, and he asked curiously.
"What did they add?"
What is it?
The boss stopped smiling for a moment.
"yogurt."
I thought I would get disapproval from this tourist, but in the end——
“Can you add real milk to me?”
boss:……
He looked at the diners' sincere eyes and couldn't even curse him.
Get out, get out! ! !
…
That day, at the end of the story, when the boss closed the stall and went home, and came back the next day——
He heard people constantly pointing at him and chirping quietly.
"Yes, that's it. They actually promote rice rolls and yogurt. It's really anti-human!"
"Isn't this too explosive?"
"Is his rice roll authentic?"
…
boss:……?
The boss, who felt that he had been greatly wronged, was about to turn on his cell phone to complain to his colleagues.
However, when the group saw him speaking——
"Hello, Yogurt Brother, goodbye Yogurt Brother~"
The boss of Rongsheng Yogurt Brother:...
Ah ah ah ah ah!
…
He didn't know how much damage he had caused to a boss because of his unintentional actions. At this time, Ye Jiujiu was happily talking to Chen Linyang.
